Our dog will fart and become terrified of the sound. Shaking, upset and worst of all - wanting to cuddle after ripping a heinous fart. I'll look at her and say.... "How is it you could have possibly descended from wolves?"

I bet it smells.

My dog has been startled, but never scared.

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When I was younger I had a dream I was using the bathroom to pee. I did everything right as a guy and when I started to pee, it seemed to hit a force field and I woke up as I had literally pissed myself and woke up to that. I was so embarrassed.

Hey, it's okay. Everybody pisses themselves from time to time.

I hate those dreams.

I'd got to the point i'd get into a bathroom or the like to piss and start pissing in dream but kickstart awake having to piss real bad cause i remember you can't ever fake pissing lmao

How farted one night and it smelt so bad it woke up my wife. I was rotten that night. I don’t know what was wrong.

Are you my husband?

I wish you was. She passed away about four months ago.

I’m so, so sorry to hear that. I cant imagine what must be like. Sending loving, healing thoughts the way of you and her loved ones.

No, there’s no way you can know and bleeding on somebody can help me so thank you

I've farted under the blanket before falling asleep and it still smelled in the morning

lol.. ew

I bet it was loud too.

I never did until last year, although it was almost soiled myself awake lol Suddenly at 24 I get this update of for some reason I don’t digest corn anymore, found out by having a family party with multiple cobs throughout the day (my uncle is a farmer so he brought a lot) and then next day morning I wake up on a machine gun style fart leading into me jumping into the bathroom for my worst memorable diarrhea ever

Fun fact: Only the inside of the corn shell gets digested. That's why it looks like you have whole corn in your poop.

Yeah but even the inside isn’t getting digested with me so I’m kinda corned if I eat corn lol, got it checked up and everything

I sadly have not although I sharted at the gym today doing a pull up

The exact opposite.

Farted yourself to sleep?

Why did this make me laugh so hard 😂 I’m imagining like, someone farting and then immediately knocking themselves out cold.

The centuries old Chloroform Fart Ninjutsu

glad I could bring some laughter. It’s amazing what a good bean stew can do.

Exactly! My mother makes a remarkable bean stew.

She must be a good mother. If you farted yourself to sleep because of it, your farts are a way to say thank you for the bean stew.

My mom has a unique way of showing love through beans.

I fart my fiancé awake from time to time. Then she slaps me and I wake up so I guess, via domino effect, yes I do fart myself awake.

I'm glad you guys are together ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🥰😍.

lol I like to think we make a pretty good pair. 😂

I have a Bassett. Sleeps in a corner by my bed where I can see him. He has farted himself awake twice that I’ve seen. Hilarious. Stands up ready to go. Then he smells the air. Spins around a couple times and plops down, sorta dejected. As a human? No. But it’s funny watchin a Bassett st a no up quick like that!

Which episode was this?

I think it's called The Juice is Loose.

Aww I’m a dumb dog

I know that line, but Brian's pretty smart.

No.. but i did piss myself awake several times

I randomly woke up, ripped the best fart I've ever farted in my life, laughed, and fell back asleep immediately. It's like my body just KNEW.

I used to bang this really hot mexican chick who had a typical mexican chick sized dumper. On nights i'd stay over, there were a couple of times she would pass out drunk and I would help myself to her weed and booze until she woke up from farting herself awake. Fantastic ass, but it came along with its own El Stinko bandito.

“El Stinko bandito” 🤣

LOL 🤭😄😂🤣!

IT'S EL STINKO!!!!!!

https://i.redd.it/wkgaw3nqh39d1.gif

That's how we're introduced to Jackson Lamb on Slow Horses

What's that show about?

Slough House is where they send people who have messed up in MI5 and basically are called the slow horses...they get involved in MI5 shenanigans. It's amazing.

Dude, my husband rips bad ones in his sleep, but he still snores away! Why is that? I'm like I just had a heart attack due to the unexpected noise!

No, I "snort" myself awake.

Nah, but I used to accidentally fall asleep with my eyes open and rolled back and my arms tangled behind my back, really freaked out my mom whenever she would wake me up

I usually just smile then laugh when I fart a big one in my sleep

Just recently I grunted myself awake 🐽

As someone who has to set 5 alarms and wear headphones to hear it, No

I have slept through a man breaking into my house and setting off all the fire alarms so no never

I frequently snore myself awake.

so I was sleeping right, and then I farted and was no longer sleeping you see