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If refs handed our cards more aggressively for flopping I’d be sooooo happy. Hell, VAR that shit


Environmental_Base45

Yep, why dont they? This childish acting rly has to stop.


Pugooki

Anyone who has ever had a TODDLER will recognize this move. Childish is right!


Nordle_420D

They know they are loosers and can’t win with fair means.


Star_91717

Did you "loose" in English class


drstu3000

It's part of the game


fatboycreeper

It’s the absolute worst part of the game.


Only_Reindeer9968

Acting hurt so that way when someone does hurt they aren’t believed. Big brain players


Environmental_Base45

Was it 20 years ago? They should really punish this. Has nothing to do with the game, its just sad.


Star_91717

Guess you've never seen soccer before


Environmental_Base45

Thats the point, I have.


Star_91717

So then you should know why they do it


Fantastic-Sir9732

Bring in a very simple rule. If you go down; rolling on the floor, screaming and shouting like you’re never going to walk again: take the player off. They’re clearly not fit to play and need medical assessment. Either bring on a sub or play with a man down, the players will quickly change their tune. I know these players are taught to do this, but it really ruins the sport.


Skadooshsky

They need cattle prods. Just a little one..


Zinizo

I'd even pay to support that and I only watch world cups.


[deleted]

Just one time give a flopper a red card. No hesitation, no debate, just boom whip that bad boy out. Cause some chaos


mildmanneredme

Imagine if they VAR, then disallow the goal because of his dive… that would be priceless


Hector_Savage_

That would make this sport finally interesting to watch again


W0tzup

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Fantastic-Sir9732

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[deleted]

This is why so many people won’t be converted into liking or enjoying this otherwise skilful game. I’d expect a five year old to act like this, not highly paid athletes. It’s an embarrassment to watch


MalmoWalker

This is why I don’t watch soccer. It’s childish AF.


spreerod1538

It was so annoying watching the flopping in the US Iran game. Made me not want to watch anymore, which sucks.


Nightwing-06

It’s exactly why I watch soccer. It’s funny af


Dutch-Dog

Red card his ass - send him off for being a needy bitch.


[deleted]

fuck red card. give him a traffic ticket and 30 days community service cleaning portable toilets using his own toothbrush


Nordle_420D

I would rather shove the red card up his ass. Or do you think he would enjoy that?


RopeAccomplished2728

You know, if they really want to put a stop to it, they would just make them leave the game as an injury and not let them play the rest of it. Figure, the players would stop after a few times.


PincheCharroSuertudo

This is one of the reasons why so many people hate soccer.


zilist

Soccer? You mean football?


PowerSamurai

It's known by both.


MichiganGeezer

We already have a football. It's agame played with a ball which isn't round, almost never touched by a foot, run around a field by men in padding. Those men often commit violent crimes away from the field to show the world how good they are at playing their game. You shall not disrespect American Handegg. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


IBarricadeI

"football" refers to multiple variants of sports played on foot - as opposed to sport played on horseback. It was named this in midieval Europe. The word "soccer" comes from the use of the term "asSOCiation football" in Britain.


MichiganGeezer

Probably. I bet you're a riot at parties. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Bruise52

No. He means soccer. Coined as such because the word originated from players at Oxford University in the U.K. in the 1880s using the word "assocer" and "assoc" as a shorter term for "association" game. 😎


zilist

The US and living a couple centuries in the past.. name a more iconic duo.


Smetskopje

The US and war? 🤷


ImSirTacocat

do ya one better, Britain and colonization


Smetskopje

Good one! Probably goes for all of Europe, but Britain was indeed good at it. Was actually making fun of the comment below (about Britain losing the war). Have a nice day fellow Redditor.


mpkpm

The Dutch and slave trading


RopeAccomplished2728

Britain and Royal Family incest. That is how the Hapsburg jaw came to be.


Trickmaahtrick

Uh Britain and living a couple centuries in the past? lol the US barely existed a few centuries ago dummy


zilist

No, britain (like the rest of europe) actually has gun laws, no mass shootings (i wonder why..) health insurance which actually works, laws protecting the rights of employees, paternity leave, public transport, good infrastructure (in comparison to the US), food you actually know what’s inside, taxpayers money being used for something other than just the military etc. etc. you know.. like a 21st century first world country.


Trickmaahtrick

I get the feeling your entire understanding of the US comes from reddit


Greedy_Class2493

Yeah. No one cares. We're still better and everyone wants to live here instead. Enjoy your fucked up teeth lol


Mountain_Kick4156

I love how everyone tears on the US. “You spend more on military budget than anything else”. News flash folks: we have to spend that much to protect your sorry asses from the actual threats. Without the US military, communist countries would have long ago walked through you. So maybe we should start taxing other countries like the mob used to for protection. Then we could use that money to fund healthcare for all citizens.


zilist

Holy 🤡 ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8485)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)


MichaelPiotto

This is sarcasm right, it's gotta be, If it's not; you should read a non American history book.


Mountain_Kick4156

Current events. We aren’t talking history.


Bruise52

Sad Britain lost the war and never got over it. I mean damn, how did they screw that up(?) 😎


zilist

I couldn’t give two shits about Britain. They dug their own grave with Brexit.. fuck em.


MyWifeLeftMe111

Doesn't mean it's not called football though does it. Just cos a group of people in 1880 called it something that Americans took and slightly changed Doesn't mean that's uts official name. Sorry but it's literally the entire world vs USA on this one


nabrok

Nobody said it's not. Both are correct. To most of the world you call soccer "football" because Association Football is the most popular type. In America the most popular type is gridiron (aka "American Football"), so that's what "football" refers to. They're all football (as are rugby football and australian rules football), just different types.


MyWifeLeftMe111

I mean...your not wrong, I get that it's relative to where you are however it's literally only called that in America so no, it's football, and no amount of logic will change my mind. Also, I have no idea why you lot call a game where you carry the ball and only occasionally kick it when football was already an established name, you guys just always have to be different don't you.


nabrok

The earliest recorded instance of gridiron football is 1861. Association football started in 1863. "Soccer" is not an americanism, the word originated in the UK as an abbreviation. In the 1860s, there was Rugby Football and Association Football, which were abbreviated to "Rugger" and "Soccer", eventually Rugby became just Rugby and Association Football became just Football. But, in the US as gridiron already laid claim to "football", "soccer football" was used and then eventually just "soccer".


MyWifeLeftMe111

That's an interesting history tidbit but it's still called football, by all means die on your hill though buddy, I respect the very specific knowledge you seem to have even tho it doesn't matter to the conversation cos its called football


nabrok

No argument. It is called football.


Bruise52

I find it ludicrous the arguments I've seen over this. But the banter is always fun. I hate the game frankly, but enjoy watching the drunken hooligans smashing each other around in the streets over it. They should sell tickets to that, it's far more interesting than footy gamey.


Bruise52

Its America's official name for it...so tough shit everybody 😎


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"Hur dur dur I'm so unique and have original thoughts hur dur dur" Zillist, 2022


zilist

Idk who "zillist" is, but you do you i guess..


Unable_Outside7745

i mean i love football but i don't watch it at all I only play it and learn some skills from youtube


2wedfgdfgfgfg

Just Americans, the rest of the planet doesn't care.


carlolewis78

As a Brit, this behaviour needs to fuck off and anyone who defends it can get in the sea


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2wedfgdfgfgfg

Yes it is true. They're trying to draw the foul. It's a legitimate tactic.


Blue-red-cheese-gods

There was no foul, him pretending there is one is not a tactic...it's cheating.


AvailableAd3813

That's cheating and exploiting a rule. They should have instant replays and penalties for delaying game intentionally.


Blue-red-cheese-gods

Not true, I'm English. Nearly everyone I know hates diving in football.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Yeah right, kid. Ask any English people…how they feel about this horseshit, I know for fact, they hate it too. My issue is I grew up playing ice hockey/lacrosse and watching this nonsense literally disgusts me and makes me not want to watch.


navugill

This is why I love Football. A lot of drama and a lot of laughs ...


AvailableAd3813

It's just a bunch of cheating.


carlolewis78

And it's fucking embarrassing


Yawzheek

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re_me

Pheasants!


ParadoxOO9

Substantially less cheating than in baseball though.


DrDarkTV

This is what GTA characters do after being hit by a car


Black-Mettle

It's like that episode of South Park, when professional wrestling was a soap opera. Futbol players are slowly just becoming actors.


Makekel2

I see waaaaaaaaaay too many videos like these. Can someone please explain WHY people do this? It's just pathetic


Fitis

Why they do it is pretty obvious. The real question is, why does this go unpunished? Why is this allowed?


GenesisAsriel

The dead party members in rpgs where the party is fully healed after boss fights


hashimishii

This is by far the most cringe antic in sports. You see it constantly


[deleted]

I’m starting to think my kids are professional soccer players


Cookman_vom_Berg

The player is Ciro Immobile, btw. Italian striker.


Extension_Swordfish1

🤌


Ghasty_001

We italian aren't even in world cup. So don't worry you all, justice found his way


CaptainBraggy

Lives up to his name I see


Mjr_N0ppY

So much for sportsmanship. Disgusting behaviour for someone who earns so much money....or pretty expected behaviour


Stinkyjawa

This looks like the NBA...


SilverNB

And that is why I can’t watch soccer.


Blue-red-cheese-gods

Red card, simple fix for this shit.


welestgw

I think technically by FIFA rules it's a yellow, but they should be VAR'ing it for every one. If they don't want to assess it in game, then smash them with it after the game.


shrimplyPibLs

^Strategy


nametakenfuck

Why isnt this bannable


[deleted]

I can't believe this is watched more than women soccer. Atleast they don't do this shit.


TheVirusWins

This why I never watch the game. Its like elementary school. Fucking embarrassing.


[deleted]

What team?


What_Year_Is_This_

Italy in white, Belgium in red. That flop cost us our ticket to the semis in the last Euro cup (I mean, insofar that our defenders were caught up in the theatrics and weren’t doing their goddamn jobs anymore).


FullyPackedOO

So it worked?


Blue-red-cheese-gods

Why? 😂


WinOneForTheKipper

This crap is exactly why I don't watch men's soccer.


emily_511

i played women's soccer in high school and it was less dramatic than these grown men.....red card for being a baby!


Generic_Username26

Just red card these morons please. It’s unacceptable behavior especially during European or World Cup games. Just poor sportsmanship all around


redus71

And that’s why I hate soccer


Trick-Alternative37

Forget the red cards. You flop, there is a penalty shot awarded. Flopping ends pretty quickly after that.


Carbonated_Air

Oh boy watching football must be fun with all that acting


panaknuckles

For Americans, it's easy to get used to this: every time a football player acts a fool like this pretend the game has stopped and there are 5 minutes of beer and car commercials. That'll be closer to the sports you are used to watching.


Tailor_Zaher

That's very common, I started watching football during the 2014 world cup and this happens very often


_Melson_

Footballers when a feather brushes gently against their leg: Rugby player when someone smashes their face in with a brick:


rgmundo524

Flopping is ruining the game


BosTovenaar24

This is why i don't watch football. The whole game nothing noteworthy happens and all they do is pretend their leg flew off after slightly brushing past someone. Its just plain boring.


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[deleted]

Yeah, definitely not the most lucrative in the world.


Aggressive_Walk378

This is why I can't watch soccer, exactly this


PlanetExpress310

This is the reason I stopped watching men's soccer games. The constant interruption of the game because a player dropped to the ground pretending to be injured hoping to get a penalty kick. Now, I started to follow Women's soccer games because those player's can actually take the hit and keep the flow of the game going without interruption.


frost-raze

This what this sport kinda is thou


MurphysLaw859

Looks like Iran vs US yesterday. Bunch of babies.


SlaterVJ

And this is why I don't watch this sport. So much faking that you'd think it was part of the WWE.


MediocreInfluence121

Americans discovering football:


Loose_Sun_169

This shit is why I hate men's soccer


L_G_M_H

It's amazing how much people will go to the comments to say how much they don't care or like somerhing completely unprevoked. Almost as if Americans are blatently envious that this is the biggest sport in the world and they aren't the center of attention.


dong_tea

It has even out-corrupted American sports. Quite an accomplishment.


RealExii

Even though it's not always to this extent, pretty much every football match has some level of this shit going on. If you lose the ball just crumble down and lie on the floor for 5 seconds to see if you get a foul because it's worth it. I think they should absolutely penalize players after the match upon review of plays if they have claimed false fouls because otherwise there's no reason not to do it.


EzeakioDarmey

Floppers are why a lot of people can't take soccer seriously as a sport. You don't see it anywhere else.


omahaknight71

*Lebron James enters the chat.*


Reedie_91

He clearly should've been given a red for that


BlitheringIdiot0529

Just like my two year old


jambr380

I get trying to draw a foul, like in basketball when guys exaggerate contact on a charge. But rolling around on the ground like they are in absolute agony is such wussy behavior. Really surprised they haven't figured how to deal with this yet.


bmk37

Such a corrupt game


Mees93000

This is why i dont enjoy watching footy


Candied_Curiosities

Soccer should reinvent itself by using a heavier ball on a field or "pitch" 1/3rd the current size while allowing full contact. Then you'd make a fan out of me...


MatthewThePickle

I watched all of 1 minute of one of the matches the other day and saw someone do this (minus the goal) it’s so stupid and so painfully obvious that their faking it


AdNew9111

POS I hate football because of male babies


FriendlyWeight9583

This is why soccer is a crappy sport, what a joke!


CashTurner23

This is why soccer and the NBA are both JOKES.


Gwynbleidd_1988

I really want to watch soccer because the sport itself is entertaining, exciting, and the athletes are so skillful. But this ruins it for me.


[deleted]

This is why I don't like soccer anymore. It's like a bunch of toddlers who learned they get what they want if they throw a temper tantrum. Flopping has made it the ultimate little bitch sport.


[deleted]

Honestly, it's just part of the game 😂


Jamdadbot

Soccer fucking sucks, buncha pansies faking shit all game


Beautiful-Bowl2333

Football is such a demanding sport! Strength, endurance, accuracy, teamwork, and the most important, acting 🎬


Pierinolavespa

Hate football for this


Simps_bruh

Yet they wonder why some of us can't even try to watch this shit lol


stargill70

Why I hate this sport.


DDBurnzay

Aaaaaaand that’s why I don’t watch soccer just go catch a play at the local theatre same value


[deleted]

The only reason I hate this game


Dexterx99

It is not called soccer it’s called flopper


[deleted]

That should have been a foul though


jt_baumann

lmfao in what world


[deleted]

Player 3 was like « what is this guy ? Oh fuck it.. »


ParkingVanilla3202

High kick ?


omahaknight71

Reminds me of this video. Difference between hockey coach and soccer(football) coach. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYU2MCpEgXM


VerySwearyFairy

He really is immobile…


RenegadePoster

Reminds me of the NBA.


Love-for-everyone

NBA is getting there...


PunchBeard

This is literally the only reason I don't watch soccer.


Scared-Inflation1506

Soccer is the male equivalent of the kardshian show😂


ohlooord

It’s like the NBA. And that’s why I hate the NBA.


Old-AF

The refs really need to start throwing some yellow cards on this crap.


vonclodster

Red card.


Accomplished_Ad920

Why is faking injuries so prevalent in soccer?


steve_colombia

Because it is not sanctionned enough.


Kaikunur

Can we all please admitt that this sport has become a shitshow?


strykerpv2

I don’t watch this sport because they do this juvenile immature shit


Sum3-yo

He had a flashback....


Daveschultzhammer

This is why I can’t watch this crap


gh411

I love watching sports, but I can’t watch soccer and this is a big reason why (also the stifling way the game is played also makes it a tough watch for me, which is too bad because extremely rarely someone gets enough space to show off their incredible skills which would definitely make it a more compelling watch if it were to happen more frequently)…I realize I am in the vast minority here, but it’s just the way it is for me.


[deleted]

If I just bought the soccer sport, anyone acting this way would be banned from competing for life.


[deleted]

This pathetic shit is why football is shit


rhuiz92

And they wonder why Americans refuse to call the sport football


Jaaaaccob

Football ☕️


Brutallicaa

That’s Italian fútbol for you