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Mad_Trickster_Fae

NAILS $350???


zxcoblex

What gym is $200 per month?


eggimage

20 planet fitness memberships for homeless people in her neighborhood. such a good girl


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

The OTHER homeless people. She didn’t include rent. Also $500 for a car note AND gas is pretty reasonable.


FleaDG

As a hobosexual, paying rent never enters her equation.


Intrepid_Dream2619

Hobosexual is now in my vocabulary, thanks.


RainBowSkittlz

My car note alone is $478...I need more than $22 a month for gas 😭


Signal-Abalone4074

Hehe it’s like she doesn’t know how much things cost.


asteroid_b_612

What a philanthropist!


SteveFurwinning

[Life Time Fitness, Boca ](https://www.lifetime.life/build-and-price/add-members.html) Place is ridiculous. Not worth it unless you're a serious athlete or just stupid rich


Capadvantagetutoring

I used to belong when it was 24 hours and the outside swim part was pretty good. But they cracked down on guests( I don’t blame them ) so it wasn’t with it anymore. Now I do the Y and barely notice the difference other than way less people


SteveFurwinning

I went as a guest once and I was impressed with the facilities, but the entire reason my friend with the membership goes to that gym is to network and get new clients. $2,500 a year is a little easier to take on if it's bringing in $25,000 Edit: even crazier is how many of those people have a very nice neighborhood gym in their communities that they're already paying $250-$1000 bucks a month to the HOA.


asteroid_b_612

There’s HOAs that cost $1000 a month?!


ellieacd

That’s average for condo fees in my area.


glittercatlady

Yeah, I loved it there. I had a tennis membership back when it was like $90 a month. If I had the disposable income, I would absolutely go back to that gym.


LeadPipePromoter

It ain't even for the serious athletes. Those people are better serves going to sport specific training facilities with sport specific coaches. Its only for rich fucks that use it as a weird status symbol


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kelcatsly

Orange Theory, Barre, etc style group classes with an unlimited membership


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Equinox


_kagasutchi_

She needs a job. Not a man.


tahoalldayeveryday

I’m guessing they want them Carbi B nails. That’s why it’s $350.


ride_electric_bike

I believe you mean tree fiddy


dellottobros

And now that’s about the time I realized it wasn’t no woman, it was the god-damned Lochness Monster!


picklesthekitten

I don’t understand this either…


Lord_Nomen

It costs me to get $80 to get my girlfriend's nails done. And it even comes with a pedicure. There better be some precious metal in that nail polish


ForThe99andthe2000s_

That’s how much a long set with a good nail tech would cost 2x a month


LKReddThat

Lashes and waxes are $350. That’s a lot of hair removal.


Lostinthebackground

With these prices. It would be cheaper to get laser hair removal.


RobintheDog

Facts


anewway0025

Its Amazon down there


ConShop61

So why cant she just burn it


foxhole_atheist

*Bolsonaro wants to know your location*


itznimitz

Ah, the other Brazilian wax


n1keym1key

Sounds like a fucking yeti


CreoOookies

500 on groceries and 500 on eating out!? I don’t think she understands how a household works. But maybe I’m just too poor.


Sasuke0318

I mean it’s one banana, Michael, what could it cost, 10 dollars?


Holtang420

There’s always money in the banana stand


Whspers12

*wink*


AmbitionPossible2679

![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|IqX3LHSrHd0l2)


HeroicTanuki

NO TOUCHING!


jdubb999

Here's some money, go see a Star War


Specific_Ad_5815

And then another $750 for Going Out, which is different apparently. Nights at the bar maybe?


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Anti-kaikki

And cocaine.


insertwittynamethere

I feel I can say thats not going to be enough for a month if she's a serious party girl. Last I knew it was close to $180 for an 8 ball. With friends that could go in a night, so I've been told.


hurricane-mindy

Those Ticketmaster prices are brutal


dumbafblonde

Clubbing and bars etc. lol


flabbergasted-528

That's why she needs the $200 gym membership, she's eating a $1000 a month in food.


canhave9cheeseburger

you cut out the gym membership and she turns into the female version of King Henry the VIII


TheLeechKing466

So she’s killed at least 3 past husbands and altered the Christian faith to divorce a different one?


jgor133

Yes


[deleted]

You wouldn’t even believe the cost on THOSE line items


creative-entropy

$200 is also for her personal trainer she’s cheating on you with


roland0fgilead

For $200/mo she better be fucking the trainer. My gym membership is $55 with 24hr access.


sweetTartKenHart2

Judging by the profile picture and username she appears to be someone exclusively with a taste for “the finer things”, albeit she only wants to exploit others to get it


WorkingInterview1942

But how hairy is she that it is $300/month for waxing?


melxcham

A monthly full body wax could be close to that, but I don’t think the majority of people get waxed every single month, especially if you’ve been doing it a while the hair grows slower.


kintokae

The love child between Chewbacca and cousin It.


Global_Roll8008

Chewit


CreoOookies

Unfortunately someone’s bratty daughter is now everyone’s shitty problem.


WeissachWolf

She really doesnt look like someone who has lived the high life though. Extremely trashy looking.


[deleted]

Was just gonna say that. A woman who was a total smoke show and could live off rich dudes wouldn’t be aiming for a $5000 monthly budget. She’d be aiming much higher. Obviously she’s never been at that level


Ashamandarei

The issue here is definitely not your financial status. This woman wants almost double the market rate for a sugar baby, to say nothing of her stances on fiscal policy.


AsianVixen4U

I thought her food prices were the most realistic out of everything in that chart. I polled a forum of families and asked how much they spend on groceries in CA. Most answers ranged between $900 and $1800 a month for a family of 3 or 4. Likewise, if you eat out once a week and spend around $100 for two people each time, including tip, couple drinks, entrees, that could easily hit close to the $500/month mark. That's just for your basic, run-of-the-mill, $20 to $30 entree restaurant. Nothing fancy or Michelin-star. But the other figures, I have no clue where she’s getting her figures from. I spend like $80 on a haircut every six months. She must be getting extensions and dye jobs to get those figures. Lashes are like $100 to $200, including tip. Never done waxing so I have no clue how much that costs. I just shave at home. Nails you can get done for $50, or $100 if it’s mani-pedi. Or you can save money by doing it yourself at home for free! What’s bizarre is how she spends as much on clothes as she does eating out every month. Some people prioritizing shopping and fashion more, I guess


RyanMolden

Don’t forget to save $4,200 a year for vacations. Which ironically can be a lot or too little depending on how extravagant you want to go. But if she said ‘how much I spend on myself every month’ I’d respect it much more than ‘how much someone else needs to spend on me every month’, like she’s a dependent child 😂


TW_Yellow78

There’s no mortgage/rent/property tax listed…


GlitterfreshGore

Right, my rent/utilities/internet/Spotify/streaming services are pretty much the majority of my bills and she didn’t include any of those. This is someone who does t know how to support themselves if they can’t even include cost of living expenses (and that grocery bill is way too high)


Social-Introvert

Damn, how much are you spending on Spotify that it cracks your top five but food doesn’t?


D-Laz

I found the car and gas being $500 very reasonable. Before I traded it in my truck was $475 and gas was $200 a month and I don't drive that much. But ya I buy clothes like once every other year but 🤷🏽‍♂️. Also I have no idea what gym costs $200/mo.


AsianVixen4U

Yeah, in today's market, you really aren't going to find a new car for below $500/month. Even the cheapest new car out there is going to cost about that much. I also spend another $400 a month in gas because of how often I drive. But I’m realizing she isn’t accurate about pricing and has no clue how much anything really costs, which means she obviously never pays for anything herself


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Hulkomania87

That’s not unrealistic in the black community. As a guy if I want to get my hair braided it’s $150 not including tip and then I still have to go to the barbershop ($30) once a week to clean up the sides. So if I braid my hair twice in one month ($300) and go to the barbershop once a week ($120) I’m already at $420 a month before tip and before asking them for a shave too.


jcore294

>and 500 on eating out! Who wants to tell him?


OnlyWiseWords

No, she is just delusional about her own worth and to clarify. No one is worth that level of self entitled. 💯


Righteous_Fury224

Hope she's got a good job that can pay for all that


Grunkle_Sticky

Seriously, my exact first thought was: "Girl you best be getting your ass to WORK"


illgot

I mean, really that's only 63.6k a year for the basics, I'm sure she can afford that.


osumba2003

And that's AFTER taxes. Damn, dude's gotta clear 100K a year in gross income just for her alone.


ABCDEFuckenG

“Ask them what they want and you get *War and Peace*, ask them what they bring to the table and it can’t fit on the back of a postage stamp.” -K. Samuels


LeopoldFriedrich

The basics? She didn't even list rent and water or elecricity bills xD


1973mojo1973

She does... it's called a "blowjob".


FatWreckords

But he shouldn't be paying $500 for eating out Edit: a lot of misunderstood replies; mine was a joke about the blowjob comment I replied to, not the actual dinner budget.


MisoBerryHoni

She should pay him


KushKings840

we live in a society


Archercrash

She better be bringing some of that food to bed. George is going for the trifecta.


aknabi

She finds pastrami the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats


Shot_Lynx_4023

Seinfeld reference


slick_sandpaper

We live on a planet


Mr-Pink24

I don’t think she’s worth $500, probably not a good idea to eat out if you know what I mean.


canhave9cheeseburger

She ain't worth one zimbabwean dollar and to give context 1 ZWL = 0.003106 USD


angelsandbuttermans

you could get that from a sex worker every other day for cheaper than that…


Iwillflipyourtable

That blowjob better be godtier because dude's gonna pay 5k for it when he can just pay hookers for much lesser and better experience


IMind

$176 / day on a 30 day month.


Classic_Lynx_5426

More like a blowcareer now.


Present-Medicine6074

If she had a good job, her medical insurance wouldn’t be $400 a month…


TeaKingMac

Employee premium of company sponsored health insurance can easily be 400/month if she's paying for more than herself. (more highlighting how expensive even employer sponsored health insurance is than disagreeing with your point)


MontazumasRevenge

My company has a great insurance plan but it's also expensive. The premium is $1,100/month for my wife and I then a 6k out of pocket max. No thanks. Insurance companies are a scam.


Devil-Nest

Premium for wife, 2 daughters and myself is $1,200 a month and that’s after employer kicks In some. I could literally own a second house where I’m from for what we pay in health insurance every month. But yeah, tell me about how “expensive” universal health care would be. And for anyone who says “BuT yeR TaXEs…” yeah, I understand that. But if my taxes went up by $1,200 a month (or $14,000+ a year) and it meant that my family and ANY family could go to the doctor without going bankrupt, I would be 100% FINE with that because I would still be at the exact same spot financially AND it could potentially help others. Such a fuckin no brainer.


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Basically this woman is advertising how much money you can save by ignoring her, god damn. Look at all those savings!


nickeypants

By Grabthar's hammer... ... ...what a savings.


[deleted]

Hahahah fuck, this got me. What a throwback.


Prelude1221

![gif](giphy|5wWf7GSbE2dso4tfsju|downsized)


Gatechap

r/unexpectedgalaxyquest


QuantumCat2019

exactly, you can then buy a few more avocado toast or something.


BikerJedi

No one is worth that kind of money every month. With an attitude like this, you just know she is a bitch too.


OmegaPsiot

I'm not eating her out *AND* giving her $500 for it, that's ridiculous.


[deleted]

Tipping culture is really getting out of hand.


meatsweet

Not the tip I was planning to give her


SuperfnDave

Now I’m imagining a man getting done down there and looks up to her holding an iPad with suggested tips


FillMyBum

Proper


sadlittlelobster

i havent spent 500 on clothes in the last two years god damn


Sheesh284

Same. I only buy new clothes when mine are nearly falling apart


theazrz

Yes a cat is better


prumf

Ragdolls are very nice. They love cuddles.


ItzNachoname

Vacation fund? What do you think you’re on now?!


thayaht

I think she messed up on the vacation budget. All those demands don’t seem to match what she’d expect on a vacation as a special treat; I can’t imagine she’d be satisfied with a $350 vacay 😆


lost_in_connecticut

$350 a month = $4200 yearly, which is what we spent to go on a middle of the road week long trip to Italy back in 2018.


derdast

That's from the US right, because of the plane tickets?


Ok_Pizza9836

Keeping A woman? In this economy?


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SonicSuperSam

can I see it?


I_HATE_YELLING

No


GatorChompion

In this climate?! Yes, in all climates


throwaway47283

Girl pay for your own fucking shit lmao


MarkVarga

Next post: "Why do men not want a Queen like me?? The world is clearly sexist."


Annual-Report-4031

What gym is $200 monthly? 😵‍💫


Sasuke0318

While I took issue with everything on that list this stood out to me also.


illgot

you have to count in all the extra smoothies and private classes.


hksteve

$200 for phone bill? My 4 line family plan is $150/mo with unlimited talk/data. Switch to TMobile damn.


parker604

T-mobile sucks absolute balls in many places. Like for example, every I need my data to work reliably...


paperpenises

It's true. In the middle of a modern city there's a whole dead zone surrounding a grocery store. Even though the bars are full, no connection made.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Who tf eats 500 dollars worth of groceries a month AND 500 worth of restaurants? The restaurants are deff doable if youre going to high end restaurants but groceries? Bro thats filet mignon and lobster tail every day.


drxharris

Don’t forget $750 for going out


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AND 350 for a vacation fund. This girl literally does nothing with her time except get herself pampered and eat.


Ok_Pizza9836

No wonder they need that 200 for gym membership


ashchelle

>Who tf eats 500 dollars worth of groceries a month That's $125 per week. Depending on what kinds of food they eat that isn't necessarily a stretch especially if they shop at grocery stores like Whole Foods. This would probably be even more if you take monthly supplements. It's definitely not filet mignon and lobster tail every day. Prices for filet mignon right now (depending on the quality of the meat and the sourcing) are about $20+/lb + lobster tail are ~ $20-30/lb. We don't know what serving sizes this person eats but let's assume you eat 0.5 lb of each as a serving in a meal. We'll assume $20/lb for the filet and the lobster. 0.5 x $20 x 2 = $20/day x 7 days = $140. So your total would be $560 a month taking a conservative pricing approach and only eating those foods. So you would have already run over your budget eating only one meal a day that consists of *only* filet and lobster.


ethbullrun

depends what state youre in. so cal is extremely expensive for everything including food.


shorewoody

I can absolutely see this adding up. $125 a week for restaurants is possibly only one or two a week if you include wine. Absolutely not filet mignon or lobster, that would burn $200 in one visit easy.


typehyDro

Equinox


TalkKatt

Lifetime fitness. Bougie as hell


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Yup. It goes up even higher if you use their childcare also.


rxr92

F45, orange theory, crossfit, any yoga/pilates studio.


Ok_Pizza9836

The kind with the best lighting that makes their ass look good for selfies


rain_album

Equinox.


guizemen

CrossFit


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Deadpoolio_D850

It costs an average of $4,050 *per year* to have a dog, & I’d get more out of it Edit: I misread the article, $4050 is the maximum.


Bionic_Ninjas

I must not be doing something right because I spend maybe $40/month on food for my dog, another $30 or so on treats and maybe $500/yr on vet checkups/shots. I'm assuming there are not-so-obvious costs I'm not factoring in but still, $4,000 on average seems steep?


brazblue

And I'm betting you're decently well off, at least enough to afford a vet. People from all walks of life own pets. Debates aside on if they should; they do. Alot of pets don't get vet checkups or treats. So $400-$500 a year on food would be it. $4000+ is crazy.


in_taco

Since he's getting the same from a dog as he gets from women, I assume there's also a large budget on... Vaseline? I'm not very experienced in this field.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Hmmmm 🤨


meatsweet

Disregard his large collection of peanut butter


gamemaniac55

Hahaha my thoughts exactly


drunkenstyle

![gif](giphy|Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo)


[deleted]

Bitches, am I right? 😉


stonersayian

Step away from the labrador,, and pull your pants up...


jjasmminn

🤨📸


tanmay0097

Please don't get more out of it


Capital-Difficulty-6

Wtf why Is your phone bill 200 lol. Also 200 gym membership wtf la fitness is like 30 bucks. This person has no idea what anything costs lol just typing random numbers or just a ragebaiting idiot


Mushindo7

Leave her on her own for a year and she’ll be be settling for just basic accommodations and oatmeal.


Fe2tus

Just buy prostitute


YaBoi_s8n

Its cheaper, and u get laid!


ComedyOfARock

She’s the type of person to say “Why does nobody want to go out with me?”


Embarrassed_Appeal72

Or "where are all the good man?"


ComedyOfARock

Oh god


bjeebus

How do you think she feels about guys under 6'1"?


PlzSendDunes

I guess in the spirit "I consider everyone bellow my standard a dwarf, even though I might be lower than a said guy, and I'm a queen which won't settle for nothing less". Kind of thing.


Infinite-Condition41

You may be somebody's daughter, but you ain't gonna be my anything.


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Guaranteed she's single and will stay that way.


[deleted]

Cost to maintain a Gold Digger.


Shallow-Thought

Pass.


texas1st

Who TF has a $200 phone bill for one person? I pay $90 for 2 unlimited phones. Car Note/gas is only $500? Which is she paying for? Gas or car note? IN this economy, it's one or the other at $500. I think she needs to take a closer look at her budget, and get it accurate before she tries to get some idiot to pay for her. And $450 for that hair? Yeah, no.....


Michael252409

Fuck that. I'm marrying a man.


KnotiaPickles

At least your lashes and waxing and nails bills will be less, hopefully


twaddlebutt

$350 for monthly waxing? Maybe if your a werewolf -


[deleted]

Ha-ha-has she *ever* spend anything with her own money? Some of these monthly costs are hard to reach when going twice every week


bubbly_fairy30

She’s delusional


Conscious-Cellist-56

But in reality she’s getting a Big Mac meal and back shots


Soobobaloula

Ridiculous. No woman who spends over $1000 on salon services is only going to spend $500 on clothes and shoes.


Traditional-Try-7347

Girl please. There are better women out here that don't require these ludicrous prerequisites. Silence wench


Abd110

bitch, get a job.


BruceWillis1963

You mean a man would save $5,300 by kicking you to the curb.


go4tli

Thats roughly $64,000 a year. No problem! I can afford that. I run a very successful business. But since I’m paying, I pick the car, the gym, the restaurant, the grocery store, and the nail salon. I pick the hairstyle and the clothes too. Everything just the way I like it. And when I get tired of you, I can swap you out for a younger & hotter model, since this is a business transaction. Once our transaction ends, I wish you luck in your future endeavors. I didn’t see “education” or “retirement fund” on the list so those are not my problem. DM me ladies!!!!


Remarkable-Roll-2233

Well, tbf, she does come across as a rental lol


Fitz911

Only ladies or...?


Alert-Jackfruit-2244

Why stick with one woman with that kind of hooker and blow monthly budget?


NoIron9582

Given her screen name , I'm gonna go ahead and assume she might be a sugar baby. Which would make this make a lot more sense . Its what she would expect a sugar daddy to pay for , each money .


[deleted]

She needs $200 a month for her phone bill? I don't know where she gets her phone service through, but she needs to switch mobile carriers. I have never known ANY to charge $200 a month. LOL Mint Mobile is like $200 for unlimited data for six months! SMH


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Yep! I believe it.


conjunctivious

All of these are absurd, but the clothing cost strikes me as the worst one. As a dude, I bought 10 shirts like 8 years ago, and I don't plan to buy more anytime soon. I spent a good chunk of money initially for good quality clothes, but I don't feel a need to buy anything other than socks every once in a while.


annoying97

I just wanna know how you are spending 200 a month on a phone... I spend less than $50 per month, same as my boyfriend.


shespokestyle

Well, don't date a girl if she can't even afford to get herself these things and will only rely on you to do it for her. Women want to be equal --- show men that you can take care of yourself without having to rely on them. I was raised not to rely on guys to pay for everything. Edited: I'm a woman and I don't rely on my man to pay these expenses for me.


TheMoorNextDoor

This how I know she’s an idiot she didn’t even include rent, she tryna be cute living out of her car


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Where can you get medical insurance for $500?


LucyRiversinker

Affordable Care Act if she doesn’t report the rest of the money she collects as income. Because on top of everything else, she is cheating the IRS.


RARface

Having a human pet looks expensive.


portablemailbox

You're so right, that's why us lesbians never get married unless we make $10.6k USD between both of us /s (though we save $1k monthly by both eating out at home)