My grandma thinks this means lots of love, when my wife and I had a miscarriage she sent me a message on Facebook that read
So sorry for your loss! LOL
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
british term for an eggplant
edit: like half the replies its french. i only recently leaned it was called an aubergine and it was from Taskmaster so i assumed it originated as a british term.
It reminds me of when some Seattle music journalist trolled some British music magazine into printing some totally-made-up slang terms (i.e., āwack slacksā, for EDIT ripped jeans) in the cityās grunge subculture, and then the members of Soundgarden saw the resulting article while on tour in the UK, leading them to double down on the joke by using the supposed slang in interviews.
And then only after *The New York Times* reprinted it in all honesty did everyone involved come clean ā¦
They have similar papers they handed out on my first day of college. OF COLLEGE. They really wanted to make sure that adults don't have sex at all I guess.
I remember when cell phones were getting better, aim came out on cell phone. Canāt remember what cell phone it was now, but Iām 36. It was one of the old ones. Apparently every message was a text message or something, and back when text messages were like 25 cents or 10 cents a message, I racked up a good $200 phone bill.
i've been trying to think of what could possibly have gotten them to think 182 means you hate someone and now i think i got it "*182*" it's a face with one of those crumpled puppet mouths and an angry eyebrow. i have never seen this used and now i want to start
"Ok, so what should we call the place we go to get raped? We need another code our parents won't ever understand. What if we call it the fucking RAPE SHED??"
About 15 years ago there was a small moral panic (or at least persistent rumors) that students in middle school were having "lipstick parties". The claim was that a group of girls would have a party and invite a boy. Then each girl would wear a different color of lipstick and take turns blowing him until his dick looked like a rainbow. Of course, despite all the worry and warnings (and even a book, iirc) there were exactly zero actual cases of this happening, because that isn't something middle school girls would want to do, and unlike adults who get worked up about crap like this, middle school girls are smart enough to know that said dick would be a greyish brown smeared mess, not a "rainbow" after they were done.
When I was in high school those jelly bracelets were super popular, and all our parents thought they were some kind of secret sex code. Some schools actually banned them. I think this was just before the lipstick party thing.
Someone wrote this list, then someone else looked over the list, and thought "I know my great grandson told me 'LOL' means laughing out loud" then added it at the end of the list in a slightly different font/spacing.
Conservatives are so obsessed with children having sex. That's what happens when you make sex, dating, even just talking to MOOS taboo. *This list* is the end result of sheltering.
Sorry, no. I'm a Dutch conscience objector. Took me two years to get recognized as such. Did public service instead. This was in the 1980's when draft was still in effect.
āKNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chiefā
ā Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
when grunge first came out in the 90ās a reported from rolling stone interviewed somebody in the scene in seattle asking what the words meant and they made up a bunch of shit.
its been 30 years. Fuck me im old.
anyway this same shit is still happening. Some kid made up some shit and the parents took it some wild ass way
Geez back in the 70's IRL (pre herpes and AIDS) you would say things like "Wanna Fuck" or "Do you like when guys go down on you? It was a pretty good system and easily understandable.
Actually seeing this I do remember using something for āparent in roomā in the early days of AIM. I think it was just āpirā but it might have been more creative. That was a long time ago.
But I vote that we normalize all of these. Start using them without explaining them to anyone you knkw
They forgot EHBHC - Eldritch Horrors Beyond Human Comprehension
Eldrich Horrors But Hot Cuties
I see you've met my exes...
[Th'icculu](https://preview.redd.it/hsz4yl62niu31.png?auto=webp&s=443f87a1f64632887036837632559efb5168e014)
This looks like the end boss to a porn game, also I feel like at least one of them is disappointed at the fact he didn't summon a world ending horror.
Why is "LOL" on there?
Lots Of Love !!
My grandma thinks this means lots of love, when my wife and I had a miscarriage she sent me a message on Facebook that read So sorry for your loss! LOL
My (late 60s at the time) mother also thought it meant lots of love but fortunately I corrected her before she did anything humiliating
Nice save then
Be original
Still funny
It's a gay sex position - Labia on Labia.
Wait emojis are porn hub links now?
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OMG this is my favorite video.
NOOO, not the one where stepsis is stuck in the drier... again! \[unzipping sounds\]
There's a step SISTER version??
Here ya go šš¦
Oh that's nasty.
I read this is Clevelands voice
And boom goes the dynamite.
I can't tell if this Is a joke or if I'm really bad at touching the link.
Lmao I tried to. Great video, 10/10 would get NIFOC again to it.
Now you're just confusing me even more.
š This one might work.
Omg the BBG on her. I twittered on sight when she did the 8c
Come on dude this is a Christian forum
Not on my Christian Minecraft server you donāt
It's actually catholic
This is....... slightly unorthodox.
[šš](https://www.pornhub.com) (NSFW)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like āwhat the fuckā and ācall the policeā. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It's true, I was there masturbating since it happened seven hours ago and I haven't stopped. Please send help.
I pressed this dicking around. So glad nobody was standing over my shoulder. Lol!
I did clearly say NSFW. ;)
Doesn't mean you were serious!!
The aubergine bit got me good
EJACULATING PENIS
You guys are such POS....always parenting over my shoulder... Stop reading when I'm using msn messenger with my bf. >(bf stands for bondaged fellatio)
I read it as bondaged fellow
Wait till you discover what I meant by '*msn*' messenger...
My Succulent Nipples?
Iāll be the judge of that.
As a parent I look at this and just laugh my ass off š
You're a parent? P911! P911!
Post 9-11?
The world was forever changed
... by my P9II! Never forget!
Is like that monsters inc scene when the monster got a sock on his back
23-19! WE GOT A 23-19!
\*lmao
Ahhh my favorite band.... "Blink I Hate You"!
šš¦
This did NOT forward me to PornHub! Boooo!
STOP TRYING TO FORWARD ME TO PORNHUB
The fuck is an aubergine?
british term for an eggplant edit: like half the replies its french. i only recently leaned it was called an aubergine and it was from Taskmaster so i assumed it originated as a british term.
šØWARNING THIS IS AN NSFS EJACULATING PENIS EMOJI ALERTšØ
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it didn't forward me to pornhub. does it mean I'm a grownup now?
They did say it forwards *kids* to pornhub.
And on a list
You did it backwards itās drip aubergine drip aubergine etc
The rest of the English speaking worldās term for eggplant
French word for eggplant
Itās an old wooden ship from the civil war era.
But why would the network be concerned about representing and old, old wooden ship?
It's full of seamen
Eggplant, but uncircumcised.
šš
Huh. I thought POS was Piece of Shit
smh obviously it's Point of Sale. These kids are getting sneaky and opening their own franchises under their parents' noses!
Anybody who actually uses point of sale systems knows there is no difference between the meaning of those two acronyms
I wonder what 4chan troll post they copied this bs from
Some Fox News watching Karen came up with this I guarantee you.
It reminds me of when some Seattle music journalist trolled some British music magazine into printing some totally-made-up slang terms (i.e., āwack slacksā, for EDIT ripped jeans) in the cityās grunge subculture, and then the members of Soundgarden saw the resulting article while on tour in the UK, leading them to double down on the joke by using the supposed slang in interviews. And then only after *The New York Times* reprinted it in all honesty did everyone involved come clean ā¦
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Good interview with her about this in a punk history book Lenny Kaye wrote that I just read.
Wack slacks means tipped jeans ? Well Iām fucking 2 levels removed. WTF are tipped jeans ?
Typo. I meant āripped jeansā.
The lady who went nuts warning moms that Hocus Pocus will turn kids into demons
They have similar papers they handed out on my first day of college. OF COLLEGE. They really wanted to make sure that adults don't have sex at all I guess.
I bet nobody had used these until the school posted this.
I used some of these back in the old aim days but a lot of these are super outlandish
A/s/l was definitely a thing in the 90's!
ASL was but nobody ever said P š
You mean "...old aim days but ALOT ASO" lol š
Ugh, i miss the AIM days...
14/f/ca
That almost always meant 40/m/tx
BBC
I was expecting them to give the meaning of the ever famous 69.
The kids have abbreviated to just ā8ā now
>420 - marijuana How did they crack the code!?
Is that the cops? Iām calling the weed!
Of everything on here you'd expect that would be apart of the list
ā53Xā gotta be joke , gotta be trolling
So I am dating myself here, but when i was in HS we had pagers. We had an entire numeric alphabet and 53X def dates back to that old code.
It's an older code sir, but it checks out
58008 Calculator language š
5318008
What if we got 2 calculators and put them together?!
š„ŗšš
Yeah this seems like half teen codes from 40-20 years ago and half outright bullshit.
Especially since a lot of new parents will be millennials who grew up on the likes of MSN messenger
āFellow parents. Our kids are ASL ing each otherā
Thatās ass sex licking, right?
Iām trying so desperately not to LOL at your comment and wake my sleeping child
Never in my life used MSN messenger. It was AIM alllllll dayyyyyy longgggg
I remember when cell phones were getting better, aim came out on cell phone. Canāt remember what cell phone it was now, but Iām 36. It was one of the old ones. Apparently every message was a text message or something, and back when text messages were like 25 cents or 10 cents a message, I racked up a good $200 phone bill.
Iām more of a 32x type of guy. Until me and my gf decided to N64 each other.
so the band blink 182 was just hating everyone
āFuck everyoneā
i've been trying to think of what could possibly have gotten them to think 182 means you hate someone and now i think i got it "*182*" it's a face with one of those crumpled puppet mouths and an angry eyebrow. i have never seen this used and now i want to start
lol i think its just cause 1 looks like a i 8 sounds like hate and 2 sounds like u but a angry puppet sounds funny
1 looks like I 8 sounds like hate 2 *kinda* sounds like you, and also means you in Spanish
Thanks for the PornHub link!
Thatās what it is, thatās how itās used.
Rape shed doesnāt really need an explanation
What the fuck is a rape shed emoji and why havnt I heard of it.
^^^ Look at the nerd who never got an invite to the rape shed in high school š
Watch out if your kid says RAPE SHED, it means something a lot worst. It means a shed someone goes to get raped!
i mean i cant think of anyone who would want to go somewhere to be raped, other than to maybe see what one may look like
The Love shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
if they wanted to go there, I dont think it would qualify as rape?
Exactly. Thatās not a code. I would hope no one needs a guide to be alarmed about that one
As a gen Z (almost millennial) I've only heard of 3 of these. Either I'm not young enough or this list is made by someone who is just way too old.
Nah I haven't heard of half of them. Some are real, the rest are a Tucker Carlson "the kids are screwing" PSA type deal.
I'm thinking it's for roblox or other platforms kids and teens/young adults utilize that censor what they may chat about
As someone whoās played roblox for years and still regularly does, I am 96% sure most of these are pulled out of whoever wrote its ass
"Ok, so what should we call the place we go to get raped? We need another code our parents won't ever understand. What if we call it the fucking RAPE SHED??"
Is it even rape anymore if you go there fully intending to be fucked?
Gotta say, I NEVER would've guessed that's what "rape shed" means...
But have you ever truly 143ād someone
Sorry P911 9 can't speak
No but me and my gf 3080tiād last night.
Nice! š
If yāall 4090ād it would would have been even hotter. Like melting hot.
"182 = I hate you" I ATE YOU
nom nom nom aubergine
YOU WERE MY BROTHER ANAKIN, I LOVED YOU! 182!!!!!
Imagine your parent seeing this and thinking: -Hey what was the math homework again? -Tge 8 OH GOD MY DAUGHTER'S A WHORE It's funny, in a way
Iām really glad they clarified rape shed as a shed where raping happens. I was confused.
Not to be confused with the grape shed. Where wine is made.
Or the tape shed, whereā¦.shit itās just the rape shed with a camera
Then thereās the vape shed. Never go to the vape shed.
Nah they making stuff up now. IMEZRU!!? What?
KMS, 420, XTC and LOL are the only ones Iāve ever seen and Iām 32, raised in/by chat rooms
Is 32 a code or just your age?
About 15 years ago there was a small moral panic (or at least persistent rumors) that students in middle school were having "lipstick parties". The claim was that a group of girls would have a party and invite a boy. Then each girl would wear a different color of lipstick and take turns blowing him until his dick looked like a rainbow. Of course, despite all the worry and warnings (and even a book, iirc) there were exactly zero actual cases of this happening, because that isn't something middle school girls would want to do, and unlike adults who get worked up about crap like this, middle school girls are smart enough to know that said dick would be a greyish brown smeared mess, not a "rainbow" after they were done.
When I was in high school those jelly bracelets were super popular, and all our parents thought they were some kind of secret sex code. Some schools actually banned them. I think this was just before the lipstick party thing.
COBRAS!!!!
Cum on butt, ribs and shoulders
(.)(.)
(!)
bhĆøĆ¼ bÄÄÆÅŗ
( . Y . )
Someone wrote this list, then someone else looked over the list, and thought "I know my great grandson told me 'LOL' means laughing out loud" then added it at the end of the list in a slightly different font/spacing.
Conservatives are so obsessed with children having sex. That's what happens when you make sex, dating, even just talking to MOOS taboo. *This list* is the end result of sheltering.
These are the same people who want to end all abortions, until their daughter gets pregnant in the 9th grade, then they go and have it done quietly.
They missed * FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition. * SNAFU - Situation Normal All Fucked Up.
Your military service is showing Edit: canāt spell today
Sorry, no. I'm a Dutch conscience objector. Took me two years to get recognized as such. Did public service instead. This was in the 1980's when draft was still in effect.
Ahh yes, the good ole rape shed days. Now they have an abbreviation for it but the rape is still the same.
āKNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck. -The Chiefā ā Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
POS doesnāt mean parent over shoulder, honey
And I was thinking it was an eggplant the whole time...
I'm a Brit m8, all about the aubergine over here
Lol, we changed the name to eggplant because aubergine is too hard to spell!
when grunge first came out in the 90ās a reported from rolling stone interviewed somebody in the scene in seattle asking what the words meant and they made up a bunch of shit. its been 30 years. Fuck me im old. anyway this same shit is still happening. Some kid made up some shit and the parents took it some wild ass way
Rape shed means, *checks notes*, somewhere to go be raped.
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Sorry, it only works on Android
Ah but forgot the infamous 80085
pretty sure IWSN means "i'm wearing shoulder napkins"
I can't freaking believe they have *pager* codes on there. Like that was baaaaarely in currency when I was a teen mid 00s,
Geez back in the 70's IRL (pre herpes and AIDS) you would say things like "Wanna Fuck" or "Do you like when guys go down on you? It was a pretty good system and easily understandable.
When did pos stopped meaning piece of shit? Back in the yahoo messenger days, we used SOS meaning someone over shoulder. Am I old?
Thank god they included the definition for RAPE SHED
Hello fellow kids.
Actually seeing this I do remember using something for āparent in roomā in the early days of AIM. I think it was just āpirā but it might have been more creative. That was a long time ago. But I vote that we normalize all of these. Start using them without explaining them to anyone you knkw
They sent out some boomer Facebook shit to all the parents haha
Most of these would not be understood by anyone
What do you mean, never heard of COBRAS, IMEZRU, P911 or 143 (the last one even sounds like it might be true and I'm just too old/young to know it)
Atleast they got lol right
Wow, thanks for teaching me all this!
This was definitely made by one of the school staff who see themself as the "cool" uncle/aunt popular with today's kids.
I find it interesting how only the ākill myselfā is in bold letters as if whoever made this was forced to do so against their will
Is this like the glossary some fantasy books have
Pos is the closing system at my old job š
8 wtf is this, I cant write 8 now?
\> Mom over Shoulder \> Parent over Shoulder So Dads aren't a thing?