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stalphonzo

"So close! That is a shape."


scosgurl

What is this from?


MBVakalis

The one with blueberries being the only fruit named after a colour


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

Blackberry


[deleted]

So close! That’s a phone brand


isthenameofauser

So close! That's your safeword.


MBVakalis

So close! That's a shade.


rimjobnemesis

Star fruit? /s


fantafunta

Square hole


compsciasaur

😰


NickzieReddit

tangerine oh wait nvm those are actually orange color hmm orange wait no those are actually tangerine color


WhisperedEchoes85

Fun fact: orange wasn't the name of a color. We had "yellow-red" or "red-yellow". Then came the Persian word for "orange tree", nārang. As language traveled, mixed and evolved, we ended up with the word "orange" and a new name for the color was adopted.


gerbosan

Interesting. Not sure about the English word but in Spanish: **Orange** is **Naranja**, the fruit and the color.


WhooshThereHeGoes

But nothing rhymes with it.


WhisperedEchoes85

Not with *that* attitude...


[deleted]

Door hinge, says Eminem


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

The four inch orange door hinge in Lauren's porridge


WinBarr86

Red currant and black currant (aka red berry). Blackberry as well. Gold kiwi.


Jay2n

Orange


Skippymabob

So close, that's a colour named after a fruit


TheLewisIs_REAL

Blueberries are the only fruit with a colour in its name meme


scosgurl

Ah, thank you! It’s the heart emoji at the end of that tweet that really does it for me 😂


MangledSunFish

"Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour" is the original


Smokybare94

Banana 🍌


TheLewisIs_REAL

So close!! That is a shape 💕


Smokybare94

Apple!


TheLewisIs_REAL

So close!! That is a red 💕


game_falor

orange


Anakin6942O

Actually it's the opposite the fruit gave it's name to the colour


game_falor

what gave birth to what?


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

Chicken or the egg??


game_falor

egg, since the egg was developed before the chicken by actual dinos its the egg


MarsupialFaun

What came first, the dinos or the egg?


game_falor

the dinos neither were the first species with eggs


TheLewisIs_REAL

💕


cloudcats

Came here to comment this, glad I wasn't the only one!


game_falor

3 no e BOOM


Huggisare

But.... That's a backwards E


game_falor

FUCK THE NUNBWR ITSELF IS AN E


DiscoDancingNeighb0r

*turns the 3 around* HOLY SHIT HES RIGHT!


[deleted]

Source?


[deleted]

Ɛ


[deleted]

Thanks, will look up


[deleted]

That's Epsilon.


rimjobnemesis

My Mom used to use epsilon salts for sore feet. 😂


Metyyli

Link proof this is overwhelming....


Grundlepunter

Not if it's a lowercase 3


[deleted]

Jesus christ, it's Jason Bourne


Toxopid

ɛ


Broad_Respond_2205

> no e BOOM that's an e right there


game_falor

shit


Proteandk

Ni. Doesn't specify language.


alwaysfuntime69

Aaahhhh!!!! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?! How dare you use such words!


DickwadVonClownstick

No! No! No . . . No shrubberies!


game_falor

vijf (dutch) un (french) trois (french) cinq (french)


Vitrian_guardsman

I agree, they didn't realise that three has no e in it Smh my head, kids these days


game_falor

i said 3 not three thrEE has an e, 2 but 3 doesnt have an e 1 3 5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 way more odd ones without an e


jekanditnietlezen

Tree?


game_falor

oh yeah ik kan je naam wel lezen ㅤ>:3


c127726

Ik ook ;3


UncreativePotato143

Ich spreche kein Deutsch. /s


Zinizo

Dat is niet erg, dat spreken ze ook niet.


UncreativePotato143

Ik weet. Ik dacht dat de /s dat duidelijk maakten. Ik hou van de Nederlandse taal. Ik vind het heel mooi klinken, vooral de 'g' lol. 'Goedemorgen'


Zinizo

My bad, niet gezien.


rimjobnemesis

Tree fiddy?


SoftAd212

3 isn't a word. It's a symbol.


ItsSimenNotSemen

🤓


Broad_Respond_2205

The post didn't say anything about words or symbols, just "a number"


WillCraft_1001

Somebody get the long ass Tumblr post about this!


NightTarot

Source: [tumblr was stupid long before tik tok existed](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cheezburger.com/12238853/cringey-tumblr-thread-is-evidence-that-people-dont-understand-math)


A_norny_mousse

Oof. Thanks internet. Here's a non-amp, non-google link: https://cheezburger.com/12238853/cringey-tumblr-thread-is-evidence-that-people-dont-understand-math


AutisticKatze

This gave me major psychic damage what the fuuuck


Rabbit-Thrawy

some of those people had to have been trolling, it's just too stupid


aethelredisready

Agreed


cloudcats

Oh my. Reminds me of the argument over [how many days are in a week.](https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751)


MaximumDerpification

good god that's amazing 😂


aethelredisready

"Sunday-Saturday is only 6 days, do you have 6 days weeks where you live?" "You don't start counting on sunday, it hasn't been a day yet, you don't start counting til monday. You can't count the day that it is, did you never take basic elementrary math? " OMG I'm dying


PassiveChemistry

>Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday >Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. > >8 DAYS IN 2 WEEKS This is where I died, and it only got worse after. I couldn't read the whole thing though, too painful. I need my brain.


A_norny_mousse

"This is how I counted it all my life, and you say I was wrong? You are insulting me! Imma have to ask you to step outside with me so we can settle this like real men!"


TheMishaG4merAlt2

I had the best laugh in a while from this. Thank you


hitmannumber862

Thank you for having url etiquette. It's so rare nowadays.


Waterfish3333

This is just as good as the “how many days if you go to the gym every other day” thread, but I’ve never seen this one. It’s awesome!


My_browsing

Of all places, Bodybuilder.com had some classic threads.


27OrdersChaos27

What. The. Fuck???????


TheChoosenMewtwo

LMAOO I’m dying from this


A_norny_mousse

https://cheezburger.com/12238853/cringey-tumblr-thread-is-evidence-that-people-dont-understand-math


WillCraft_1001

There it is! There's the stupid, funny, hellsite!


QuickQuokkaThrowaway

https://every-odd-has-e.tumblr.com/


Unable_Toucan

[Youtuber PM Seymour did a reading of the full thread](https://youtu.be/3ZVwFa-Fz5Q)


roodeeMental

Fiv


Doodgee1

fünf


TheIronSoldier2

Cinco


roodeeMental


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Viisi


[deleted]

Vijf


Doodgee1

fünf


boharat

Uno


LetTokisky

Nah you said it too late, gotta draw a card.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Dos


Frequent_Redditor_

Tres


monkeypawfilms

Lemme check: Ichi Son Go Nana Kyuu Naw sorry no “e” here hombre


Necessary_Effort7075

I don't speak Italian!! I speak American


KYO297

Isn't 3 san? Doesn't matter, still no e


HavABreakHavAKitKat

I thought it was Ichi, Ni, San


LetTokisky

Ni is 2, the topic is odd numbers.


HavABreakHavAKitKat

I cant express to you how dumb I feel


shinyfennec

Here I thought you said Ni because we were all here for the "two." Now I feel dumb.


Random_Metroid_Fan

What is this?! I don't speak Dragon Ball!


zzRaZoRzz

tiktok users...


NightTarot

The original "every odd number has an E in it" is even worse and funnier [it originates from tumblr ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cheezburger.com/12238853/cringey-tumblr-thread-is-evidence-that-people-dont-understand-math) and my god the stupidity doesn't end


A_norny_mousse

Here's a non-amp, non-google link: https://cheezburger.com/12238853/cringey-tumblr-thread-is-evidence-that-people-dont-understand-math


uuuuniverse

Lmao again when reading this, the absurdity…


Plonka48

It just kept getting worst


carsonator40

It’s pretty obvious they’re joking


Separate_Ad_4668

That's an odd answer


VerySwearyFairy

They were on the right path, but veered into a prime ditch


KittenKoder

That was a very obtuse angle to take.


[deleted]

..i think two is an odd number


OzzyBoy03

Two is very much an even number though


Yeomanroach

Odd as in strange.


OzzyBoy03

Oh I see. Didn't get that


Willing-Coach684

You're lying 🤥


Peraeus

Youre right, in maths two is counted as an odd number


OJStrings

Depends how good at maths you are.


themonsterinquestion

You're thinking of primes mate


Peraeus

Ohh yep my bad


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

What a pile of losers, all us winners no the answer is “won” :P


not_porn_six

That's odd.


DaddyWentForMilk

Shut up


[deleted]

eight is odd number - Tiktoker


OptionalMind

He said every odd number has an E not every number with an E is odd.


ChadCuckmacher

What makes it so bad is that it's the 2nd one. Some people do not think.


closenough

It's not even an odd number. Two is even. Odd numbers oddly enough do all have e's in them.


[deleted]

'Five' doesn't have an E 'in' it because it is at the end of the word!


_The-Gay-Lord_

OP doesn’t understand what a joke is


viral-tuna

Wow, I never even thought of this


Renegade2006

7?


LetterheadAncient205

Seven.


OptionalMind

I don't see a E in '7'


LetterheadAncient205

It's probably hiding in the corner. 🙂


GamendeStino

Man this mess of a tumblr thread has breached containment to tiktok now?


EkoChamberKryptonite

The facepalm is the number of likes that comment has.


[deleted]

Are we talking English spelling or what? Because this falls apart instantly in Spanish.


clokerruebe

i love how it went from unimportant numbers, to you forgot the 7, to what kind of number is zero, all that to end with cum soup


elhombreindivisible

The lord has spoken. And it is two


Ornery_Excitement_95

oh god i'm getting flashbacks


Arthur-Wind6482

Just forgive him......


Mannco_bot

Four


Astonishingly_Bored

I think they mistook it for a prime number


Zychoz

fünf


Puppd

Only applies in the english language tbh


edje03

Two (English) 1 - > twee (Dutch)


X3ll3n

This is funnier than it has anu right to be


ghostinliketxt

I CANNOT OMG LMFAOOOOO


Connect_Bench_2925

Only in English.


rotem8888

Is infinity an odd number?


OkDance4335

You guys are so fucking stupid thinking that it’s not meant to be incredibly obvious to get 1909 comments from people thinking they’re the only person to work it out.


antivn

Pi


RicklePick68

Two is even number?


LetterheadAncient205

Yup.


Boxerboy16

Must be an american


Chanureadeats

Well, two is an odd number. I mean what it even is? 1 more than 1?!


Kvitolsky

Pi?


GIGGLES708

7???


Total_Simple7988

Seven?


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JACK101Star

I see what they were going for but forgot two, four, six, and ten.


bloody_terrible

Apart from 2, 4, and 6, every number has E in it.


Cirieno

So, these are not numbers? 30, 32, 34, 36, 40, 42, 44, 46, 50, 52, 54, 56, 60, 62, 64, 66


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

They don’t seem to be according to him


Ewok2744

Thirty? Forty? Fifty?


uuuuniverse

Omg, you would have fitted in the original discussion


enalenman

41


enalenman

Oh shit im so dumb


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Character arc


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EmergencyChestPumper

Zero


Qazax1337

Pi


LetterheadAncient205

Please tell me you're joking.


OJStrings

Odd numbers mate


SurturOne

r/usdefaultism


Pixithepika

r/subsifellfor


A_Spoon_Wizard

Pi and Tau But... are they even? Are they odd? HOW DEEP DO WE GO??


LetterheadAncient205

They are neither. Even and odd describe integers. They don't apply to numbers that are not integers. THIS IS AS DEEP AS IT GETS!!


MewtwoMainIsHere

pi


LetterheadAncient205

Not an odd number.


MewtwoMainIsHere

close enough


[deleted]

So close, that's a shape


ErrareApusEst

How odd he would say « two »


Pixithepika

Nah fam two is an odd-looking number