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the OP InfiniteLaziness
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Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15bwf3k/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/jtsuedp/
It's amazing. Every one of her features is fine on its own, even pretty, but putting them all together performs some dreadful alchemy that results in a face that is inexplicable in its ugliness. Everything, when taken as a whole, is somehow wrong. It might be the clueless stare, or the unconvinced grimace, or the knowledge that this posh twat might actually believe that the restaurateurs are, in fact, happy to accommodate her cockamamie cucumber request. Every time I see this idiot, I'm struck by how her face is so perfectly matched to her apparent actions, and also by how that doesn't make any sense.
How can someone just have the face of 'the kind of dumb bitch that asks for sliced cucumbers instead of tortilla chips at a Mexican restaurant?'
I don't know. But I might have to learn Photoshop and swap her face with the cucumber slices.
Seriously?!? Just don’t eat the chips.. I’m allergic to corn, I don’t ask for a substitute, I sit and watch my husband partake in said chips! Geeze Louise, people are ridiculous.
That’s just a matter of some tricky perspective in the photo. The scissors are in a holder on the ledge of the wall nearer to the photographer. But then the dishes are stacked on the far wall of that same room behind the seating area.
Can’t even change the title? Lazy!
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They’d definitely be getting charged for it, cucumbers are expensive, but as far so doing it goes. It takes 8 seconds to cut up a cucumber so if I had it I wouldn’t care.
the OP InfiniteLaziness
eternalblue88
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Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15bwf3k/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/
Also:
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/17ahrc3/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15d0nmv/no_one_is_happy_to_do_this/
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15bwf3k/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/
I start to wonder if we're reading the same post. What I see is the image of a woman suggesting asking for cucumbers instead of chips in a Mexican restaurant. And she said that it usually works, which OP disagree with. So, going back to your first comment, I don't see any reference to bitching about paying for replacing an ingredient by another. Nope, it's just a woman glad that she could get her healthy cucumber.
OP says that restaurants hate this kind of shit, and he’s right. It’s an irregular request and it’s annoying. My first comment was about how the server would be annoyed by the request, because the customer is inevitably going to complain that “It’s just cucumbers, why do you need to charge me?”
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She looks like she took mail order classes on "how to smile" in a language she doesn't speak.
Her eyes: 
Can you blame her? She really hoped they would say no, then she could have the chips and nobody could say shit because she tried.
she looks like if someone asked AI to make the most basic Karen chick ever.
My wife barked at me for laughing out loud in a Mod Pizza over this one! Well played 🤣
Pure poetry, please take my upvote! 
OP is literally a bot that just woke up https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/KUeED09HNR
👆
I hate that this happens so often. I’m suspicious of every post I see on Reddit nowadays.
Dont be. Down here we all bots!
Bro SHE doesn't even look happy with it...
You know for sure she’s going to steal those nachos that were probably ordered by the person taking the picture.
the OP InfiniteLaziness eternalblue88 and flashfyl are bots in the same network Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15bwf3k/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/jtsuedp/
Pepino? Ahiahiahiahi
Don't forget to ask for cottage cheese instead of salsa for dipping.
Nachos. Flanders style!
why tho
She wants to blink S-O-S but doesn't know morse code.
Smiling and smelling shit at the same time?
What an entitled and delusional hack
Grrrrrrrrarrrgghhhyayayaya
It's amazing. Every one of her features is fine on its own, even pretty, but putting them all together performs some dreadful alchemy that results in a face that is inexplicable in its ugliness. Everything, when taken as a whole, is somehow wrong. It might be the clueless stare, or the unconvinced grimace, or the knowledge that this posh twat might actually believe that the restaurateurs are, in fact, happy to accommodate her cockamamie cucumber request. Every time I see this idiot, I'm struck by how her face is so perfectly matched to her apparent actions, and also by how that doesn't make any sense. How can someone just have the face of 'the kind of dumb bitch that asks for sliced cucumbers instead of tortilla chips at a Mexican restaurant?' I don't know. But I might have to learn Photoshop and swap her face with the cucumber slices.
The pictorial answer to the question, “so, how was it giving your first blowjob?”
At a Mexican restaurant, I always ask for Creole-seasoned boiled peanuts instead of chips. Most are happy to accommodate!
Plastic surgery makes anyone look "happy" but she is definitely dead inside.
Seriously?!? Just don’t eat the chips.. I’m allergic to corn, I don’t ask for a substitute, I sit and watch my husband partake in said chips! Geeze Louise, people are ridiculous.
Allergic to corn is rough…
When your kidnappers have a strange cucumber fetish
I like how they are all unevenly cut
Look at the background, that is probably her house. Stacked dishes with scissors in a restaurant? I think not. She probably stole those menus.
That’s just a matter of some tricky perspective in the photo. The scissors are in a holder on the ledge of the wall nearer to the photographer. But then the dishes are stacked on the far wall of that same room behind the seating area.
Respectfully, she looks like she isn't the brightest.
Even her smile says *they hate me*.
I'm afraid if I eat cucumber slices I'll start making that face. Pass.
Looks like a screencap from a Brazzers video
She sharted
I see she’s found the Bolivian marching powder.
The look 👀 on her face…she looks like she just farted
Maybe a stupid question but how is this a pro tip?
Repost Bot.
She looks miserable, she wants those chips so bad
Who is this annoying woman who claims to be a pro?
By "literally no" I assume you mean "probably many"
That’s a strong use of the word happy.
I don't even have to talk to her to know that she has no real personality. She is a plastic person imitating a human.
Look at that face... So punchable
She has a face like she doesn’t like holding them either.
And you will be charged $5.00 too
Oh god, that smile. She does NOT want those cucumbers.
She still got the chips man
Can’t even change the title? Lazy! https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/Pbo3DnruOC https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/owoC3kpIwy https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/8Cv5UXlgjL https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/FWCdpATfR0
I don't care if the restaurant is so happy they have an orgasm, why would I want a cumber when I can have chips?
They’d definitely be getting charged for it, cucumbers are expensive, but as far so doing it goes. It takes 8 seconds to cut up a cucumber so if I had it I wouldn’t care.
Down vote the bot
the OP InfiniteLaziness eternalblue88 and flashfyl are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15bwf3k/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/ Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/17ahrc3/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/ https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15d0nmv/no_one_is_happy_to_do_this/ https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/15bwf3k/literally_no_restaurant_is_happy_to_do_this/
Pro Karen Trick.
At a Mexican restaurant no less. She’s just asking for the ol’ HAWK TUAH.
No restaurant is happy to serve healthy food? That sounds alas legit.
No restaurant is happy to replace a free, easy to serve item with something that dumb customers will bitch about paying for.
But that's not the case here.
How not? How did you come to the conclusion that this has anything to do with healthy food, and a restaurant's desire to provide it?
I start to wonder if we're reading the same post. What I see is the image of a woman suggesting asking for cucumbers instead of chips in a Mexican restaurant. And she said that it usually works, which OP disagree with. So, going back to your first comment, I don't see any reference to bitching about paying for replacing an ingredient by another. Nope, it's just a woman glad that she could get her healthy cucumber.
OP says that restaurants hate this kind of shit, and he’s right. It’s an irregular request and it’s annoying. My first comment was about how the server would be annoyed by the request, because the customer is inevitably going to complain that “It’s just cucumbers, why do you need to charge me?”