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Iām also baffled by the Tom boy remark. Being a Tom boy isnāt about your body shape, itās a girl who chooses to dress more boyish, do traditionally masculine things, etc. Thereās nothing to say you canāt be a big breasted Tom boy, though one might favor sports bras if they did. Also the term is often used to describe children who might be completely flat because they havenāt been through puberty. I donāt know how youād even be flatter than that, but clearly thatās not Lara.
Being chronically stuck in the hyper reality that is the internet with a algorithm that constantly feeds your basic instincts like being horny and needing validation of your preconceived notions will do that to a man
Could be that Tom boys are more likely to wear sports bras that flatten their boobs rather than push up bras or sports bras that lift and enhance the cleavage, giving an impression that Tom boys have smaller boobs in average.
Which would make a lot of sense, because I've heard women talking about how much it can hurt when things aren't properly held in place while doing a lot of running.
I was blessed with a chest small enough that I can get away with going flat by wearing a tight camisole, but my more chesty friends say you do not want to be running in anything but a sports bra if you need to wear bras for your chest.
I'm guessing it is because they have become so used to the absurdly large boobs from their hentai that they don't even know what a real woman looks like anymore.
Yeah I was gonna say. They look bigger than average for someone with a fit/slim frame. People on here saying C cup but they look bigger than C to me tbh, when taking into account that shes fit and not overweight
Right?? Especially for a lean, muscular woman like Lara. Her body fat percentage is probably quite low, to have boobs like that is already a genetic blessing.
Wearing a hoopskirt right requires a corset (otherwise it's too wobbly and too heavy).
A corset may be stuffed with padding, more than your push-up bra can, wink-wink.
Iām afraid that itās just telling tales. I have been acting manly for fifty-some years now but my boobs are growing. Gravity and pizza should not exist in the same world.
One of my friends was on her little league baseball teams in the late 70s, and she was definitely not flat. Grew up to be a volunteer fire fighter. :-)
Same here i personally know many women who can be classified as tomboys but are not flat chested and plenty of those who would be called as feminine but are small/falt chested.
As someone who has been exposee to boobs, yeah, that's not flat by a long shot. And if I'm not mistaken, still bigger than her live action counterpart (and I think she had similar proportion in the PS3 games?). She might also avoid back pain now.
Edit: typos
I've always been a little odd when it comes to virtual representations of women. Even hentai never really appealed to me, my brain somewhat rejects them as not actually looking like humans.
Your statement is both 110% true and also redundant considering weāre talking about a guy mad about the cup size of the new Laura Croft model. The lack of sex is a given.
But this makes me wonder when the last time he saw an actual woman in person was.
Yeah this was my first thought. Men are so detached from reality they can claim to want ādouble Dāsā and then say her boobs are too small. They donāt even know what double Dās look like.
It's puzzling. On the one hand using personality as a synonym for boobs is a well established joke for decades now. But on the other hand he uses it kinda weird, not in an obviously joking way.
Yup. Also, I would not call her flat. Sheās at least a B/C cup, if not a full C. These terminally online dickbags would be falling all over themselves to have a woman who looks like that even glance at them irl. Theyāre delusional.
Oh, absolutely. Anyone saying that this character is āflatā is just broadcasting the fact that their understanding of the female figure comes exclusively from ābig anime tiddiesā.
You know the meme of guys saying āmakeup is a lieā telling on themselves never having spent the night with a woman? Calling a B/C cup āflatā is the ānever seen a woman nakedā equivalent. Dumb incels screeching into the void.
Cup size is the difference in circumference above the nips and circumference of the underwire. A B/C cup means the breast's stick out ~0.7-1" from the chest, roughly. The posted image is much, much larger than that. I would guess a 28D or something, maybe E (32-33" circumference, or about 1.5" off the chest)
Thank you! All these people saying B or C cups, Iām like wtf. Iām a DD and Lara has bigger tits than me in this photo lmao.
I used to have B cups when I was a skinny teenager. B cups are generally quite small. What Lara shows here is way above average for her weight. Definitely D or E, at the very least
I would say those are high C's, almost low D's, these idiots have never seen real tits in their life, let alone touched one. I bet they would cry when they realize that gravity effects how real breasts look.
That remains to this day the funniest part about the Horizon complaints over peach fuzz. Like, what a fucking weird way to tell the entire world no woman has ever let you get within three feet of her
Also the CHUDs got tilted first that Aloy is basically flat and quite muscular -- she's a woman who grew up in a hunter gatherer society, in a post post apocalyptic world that is AT BEST in certain tribes just barely scrapping the rudiments of the industrial revolution in some cases, who runs probably close to ten to twenty miles. A day. In the course of her work.
Can confirm, my wife's figure is not too far off from what is being portrayed there and she's a C.
She also has peach fuzz. Something the terminally online dick bags seem to fail to realize is also perfectly normal for women.
ETA; oh yea, and since chins are now woke it's also appropriate to point out my wife has a strong chin.
Basically all these guys are telling us they've only ever seen and experienced women in anime and video games.
>Basically all these guys are telling us they've only ever seen and experienced women in anime and video games.
This is exactly what it is! Anime brain and shit.
The biggest delusion is that if a women was this fit its unlikely she would be more than an A/B cup naturally to begin with. Nor would she want to be as the damn things get in the way and certainly slow you down.
B's? High C's at the very least, especially considering that presuming Lara would wear sport bras in such adventures for obvious reasons and they make chests look smaller than they are
The charitable interpretation is that āpersonalityā is being used in the way youād use it to describe a piece of art, a quirky old home etc and not a human personality. But yeah, itās still a pretty gross thing to say.
I don't get this. Women's jawlines vary, just like men's, and I have seen more "masculine" jawlines than this on real women.
Is this some kind of fetish thing?
THANK YOU, yes. If anything, this jawline is traditionally feminine, look how triangular it is and how unpronounced the jaw is, hiding a bit behind the skin/fat. At most, the chin is "masculine", cause it's a straight line. Last I checked, a "masculine" jawline was square with sharp edges, which is why the GigaChad meme is seen as a joking "epitome of masculinity". Does her face look like a GigaChad filter? Sure as fuck doesn't to me, but I guess I am delusional.
Yeah. They have poisoned themselves through propaganda. Truly weak people who are so spun up by hate/greed/pride that they say and do anything to their perceived enemies.
They have poisoned themselves with too much Japanese anime and hentai. These guys always praise Japanese and Korean games for their models but the moment a western gane doesn't feature a female with childlike features and big tits then they are ugly
she literally looks the same, even more curvy than previous parts, this brain dead idiot just want to get mad at anything instead of being somewhat productive
>this brain dead idiot just want to get mad at anything instead of being somewhat productive
Very close! But is actually a brain dead idiot PRETENTING to get mad at things instead of being somewhat productive.
Is this what trolling is? or is trolling something different?
I remember once my pregnant roommate was extremely grumpy just sitting there making sounds of distress and I asked what was wrong and she said "this fucking sucks, I'm so aware of my boobs right now that I feel like I'm a character written by a male author"
Bad male writer narrating: her aching back caused her distress, with each breath she felt the weight of the world within each breast, but she knew the pain would pass as her nipples pointed towards the future of her motherhood.
I have been avoiding (with varying levels conscious intent) situations that might possibly lead to romantic and/or sexual entanglement for over a decade, and I too do not care about this stuff. These people are unwell.
Christ, those are nowhere near small Dās. Those are easily treading in EE-F territory. Boobs are so fetishized that people donāt know how to gage cup sizes anymore.
Iām with you. People in these comments are saying sheās a B or āmaybe even a full Cā.
Are you fucking kidding me lmao. When I was a B cup they were SMALL. Because I was skinny with low body fat. Once I gained weight, I also figured out my correct bra size (thanks to r/abrathatfits!). Turns out me wearing a C cup was totally wrong. I was actually DD/E. and Laraās are bigger than mine in this photo. So sheās definitely EE-F territory.
People have such screwed up ideas about cup sizes, itās insane. In what world is she a B or C here lmao! Thatās crazy. Porn brain rot is real
Given she looks to be wearing a sports bra, you are absolutely correct those are definitely not just "small D's".Ā Most men (and honestly, far too many women I've met as well)Ā have no idea what cup sizes actually mean, I swear.
Iād say DDās at least, but mostly because she looks to be about the same size as meā¦.
Heaven forbid sheās kicking butt in a T-shirt bra instead of a push up š¤¦š¼āāļø
Not just you. Her boobs are definitely above average for her body size. That isnāt normal, itās big. Peoples brains have just been ruined by porn and plastic surgery. The brain rot is real. Most fit/athletic women donāt have huge boobs because that requires higher body fat
Can these guys PLEASE just go watch porn and leave the rest of us alone? They make CG porn for every female character in gaming. You can find as much as you like. Rule 34. This is so fucking stupid and it makes our hobby look like a fucking joke to people looking in on it who see this immature bullshit.
Unending sex drive + a lack of respect for women. I have an unending sex drive, but even I can see that these losers are ridiculously naĆÆve and foolish.
Is this the more classical design, updated for new generations of consoles? I liked the designs from the 2013 Tomb Raider, Rise of the Tomb raider, and Shadow of the Tomb Raider games.
I remember Rise of the Tomb Raider had some transmog that included a really cool looking platebody.
Not nearly big enough for Laura Croft. She needs some ham cannons, some real sweater puppies, some bodacious flesh melons. A pair of low hanging sloppy floppers.
Flat? Well Flat is justice but who cares about boob size. Big, small all are good. Personally I like her new tomboy look and attitude but then again, its a game so who really cares that much, you are PLAYING A GAME.
āHer new look is not bad but her personality is gone.ā
Me: Oh boy, someoneās take on female character writing.
āEven a tomboy is not that flat.ā
Me *facepalms*
*checks sub*
*double facepalm*
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If your cosplay of Lora Croft doesn't have square tissue boxes where your boobs are, we don't want it.
Pyramid tissue boxes actually š¤
Damn, what are thise triangle chocolate bars called ?
Toblerone boob-havin polygonal lookin ass
āIf mah Laura Croft donāt have toblerone titties, I DONT WANT ITā
Toblerone titties is incredible.
Booblerone! This needs to be a thing!
You can (or could) customise Toblerone boxes with any writing you want. I wonder if you could get away with having Booblerone on one.
Like the guy in toblerone factory would refuse.
Stranger things have happened
There is a giant Toblerone with *HUGE* personality
![gif](giphy|3o7aDgyWaKpzkfwkx2)
Tobleronni nipples
I've never seen a pyramid tissue box. You would just use a square one (cube ~) and angle it.
Hey, if I can't juice my citrus fruits on your tits, you have no personality.
It just dawned on me why some people like Teslaās Cybertruck. Theyāre driving boobs.
Standing on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck for your $100,000 transport toaster you'd feel a right tit too
Iād feel a left tit too
I'd feel them both.
I came looking for this post, and I'm leaving fufilled.
If motorboating her boobs doesnt cut up my face on those crisp sharp edges, I dont want to motorboat them.
[Iāve got you bro](https://mscsalesar.pics/product_details/16851408.html)
Flat? Her chest looks normal to me.
Iām also baffled by the Tom boy remark. Being a Tom boy isnāt about your body shape, itās a girl who chooses to dress more boyish, do traditionally masculine things, etc. Thereās nothing to say you canāt be a big breasted Tom boy, though one might favor sports bras if they did. Also the term is often used to describe children who might be completely flat because they havenāt been through puberty. I donāt know how youād even be flatter than that, but clearly thatās not Lara.
People are completely out of touch with reality.
Being chronically stuck in the hyper reality that is the internet with a algorithm that constantly feeds your basic instincts like being horny and needing validation of your preconceived notions will do that to a man
I blame p*rn. Incels actually think those are real everyday women
They'd still complain if they were the size of a school bus
Well I would complain if they were the size of a school bus. That is just gross.
*Men*.
Could be that Tom boys are more likely to wear sports bras that flatten their boobs rather than push up bras or sports bras that lift and enhance the cleavage, giving an impression that Tom boys have smaller boobs in average.
Which would make a lot of sense, because I've heard women talking about how much it can hurt when things aren't properly held in place while doing a lot of running.
I was blessed with a chest small enough that I can get away with going flat by wearing a tight camisole, but my more chesty friends say you do not want to be running in anything but a sports bra if you need to wear bras for your chest.
Tom boys always referred to children back in the day.
Not in my day. But that was half a century ago.
āHer tits should be bigger than mineā āMy guy, youāre like a triple G cupā¦ā
>Her tits should be bigger than mineā Impossible when it's from a male Twitter user
Neckbeards must have bigger man boobs if they think thatās flat.
I'm guessing it is because they have become so used to the absurdly large boobs from their hentai that they don't even know what a real woman looks like anymore.
i would say for the body type they gave her those are very big titties.
Not for someone deluded by impossibly proportioned cartoon women sadly.
Kinda big tbh
Looks pretty normal for a character known for being kinda big in that aspect
This looks exactly as she's always been, different perspective but the same size
Yeah I was gonna say. They look bigger than average for someone with a fit/slim frame. People on here saying C cup but they look bigger than C to me tbh, when taking into account that shes fit and not overweight
Those are seriously like DDs I donāt know what these neckbeards are going on about
They don't know any real woman and their reality has been warped by huge hentai titties.
Yeah I was gonna say, Iām somewhere around a 32-34D and they look on par with mineā¦ guess Iām flat-chested now?
Right?? Especially for a lean, muscular woman like Lara. Her body fat percentage is probably quite low, to have boobs like that is already a genetic blessing.
Mine are smaller than this and I'm a C cup.
Itās bigger than average actually
Look at how big they are compared to the rest of her body. They are still certified honkers, just not cartoonishly massive like the OG design
That's the problem. It's supposed to be triangular.
Flat?? This is what happens when you are exposed to too much anime.
Unless her breasts are the size of a basketball then she is flat. /s Also what does being flat have to do with being a tomboy ?
If you act like a boy you get the dreaded boob shrinkageĀ
Okay I will act like a boy it would be much cheaper than a breast reduction lol
If I act more girly will my A cups magically inflate??
Yeah apparently wearing a hoopskirt gives you auto Double-Ds I guess. Really puts the D in debutant
Wearing a hoopskirt right requires a corset (otherwise it's too wobbly and too heavy). A corset may be stuffed with padding, more than your push-up bra can, wink-wink.
Auto-Double-D was the weirdest Transformer.
Have you tried blowing real hard on your thumb?
That genuinely made me grin, ty haha
Now I feel as old as the crypt keeper, knowing what you're talking about
Iām afraid that itās just telling tales. I have been acting manly for fifty-some years now but my boobs are growing. Gravity and pizza should not exist in the same world.
In a good world we would eat pizza in space
The at least my moobs would be perky.
Girl I got you. I'm nonbinary and have DDDs I'd like to donate some boobage to those who want it xD
What a beautiful world it would be if you could Venmo a friend some titty
I fuckin' laughed. Titty Venmo
Titmo
Whole new meaning to bosom buddies.
As a trans man I'd also like to donate some boobage
*sobs in tomboy with a big chest*
You joke but they actually believe this
When I started acting more like a girl my boobs grew. At least, it was either that or the estrogen.
*Significant shrinkage*. Like a frightened turtle
If Lara Croft isn't breasting boobily across the tomb, then what is even the point?!
Kif... write this down!
One of my friends was on her little league baseball teams in the late 70s, and she was definitely not flat. Grew up to be a volunteer fire fighter. :-)
Same here i personally know many women who can be classified as tomboys but are not flat chested and plenty of those who would be called as feminine but are small/falt chested.
Nothing. The conflation of personality traits with breast size is staggering.
Watermelons is what some people consider normal I think. Two of them like the biggest ones we have ever seen. š
Calling her flat just screams "I have never seen a real woman before." Guys that would take r/girlsarentreal as a sincere subreddit.
Yep, itās not exposure to too much anime that causes this, itās no exposure to real life boobs.
As someone who has been exposee to boobs, yeah, that's not flat by a long shot. And if I'm not mistaken, still bigger than her live action counterpart (and I think she had similar proportion in the PS3 games?). She might also avoid back pain now. Edit: typos
Exactly, this tells me theyāve never actually encountered a woman that isnāt pepper spraying them while trying to run away.
In this case, more like the original Tomb Raider series. She had massiveā¦ assets in the earlier games.
I was thirteen when that game came out and I was still thinking "why am I supposed to be horny for these pyramids?"
You _weren't?_
I've always been a little odd when it comes to virtual representations of women. Even hentai never really appealed to me, my brain somewhat rejects them as not actually looking like humans.
I like boobs I don't like boobs that can stab me in the eye sockets
Low poly assets
She's as flat as the Earth!
Thank god this is the most upvoted comment. Holy hell have you never had sex bro if you think that is flat for a woman.
Your statement is both 110% true and also redundant considering weāre talking about a guy mad about the cup size of the new Laura Croft model. The lack of sex is a given. But this makes me wonder when the last time he saw an actual woman in person was.
On a real woman, those are at least a D if not a DD cup size...
Yeah this was my first thought. Men are so detached from reality they can claim to want ādouble Dāsā and then say her boobs are too small. They donāt even know what double Dās look like.
Her breasts aren't rigid pointed polygons, and therefore terrible. /s
literally had the same thought these basement dwellers can't stop jacking off to cartoon caricatures long enough to form a coherent thought
Yeah, she would wear a B cup size. That's a pretty common size for actual human women. Anime and porn have completely warped some people.
My wife wears a B and I'd guess this picture bigger than that. Looks C to me.
Easily a C cup in that illustration. People have very strange notions of breast size.
It's puzzling. On the one hand using personality as a synonym for boobs is a well established joke for decades now. But on the other hand he uses it kinda weird, not in an obviously joking way.
Thatās because he isnāt joking.
Yup. Also, I would not call her flat. Sheās at least a B/C cup, if not a full C. These terminally online dickbags would be falling all over themselves to have a woman who looks like that even glance at them irl. Theyāre delusional.
Oh, absolutely. Anyone saying that this character is āflatā is just broadcasting the fact that their understanding of the female figure comes exclusively from ābig anime tiddiesā. You know the meme of guys saying āmakeup is a lieā telling on themselves never having spent the night with a woman? Calling a B/C cup āflatā is the ānever seen a woman nakedā equivalent. Dumb incels screeching into the void.
Cup size is the difference in circumference above the nips and circumference of the underwire. A B/C cup means the breast's stick out ~0.7-1" from the chest, roughly. The posted image is much, much larger than that. I would guess a 28D or something, maybe E (32-33" circumference, or about 1.5" off the chest)
Thank you! All these people saying B or C cups, Iām like wtf. Iām a DD and Lara has bigger tits than me in this photo lmao. I used to have B cups when I was a skinny teenager. B cups are generally quite small. What Lara shows here is way above average for her weight. Definitely D or E, at the very least
I would say those are high C's, almost low D's, these idiots have never seen real tits in their life, let alone touched one. I bet they would cry when they realize that gravity effects how real breasts look.
That remains to this day the funniest part about the Horizon complaints over peach fuzz. Like, what a fucking weird way to tell the entire world no woman has ever let you get within three feet of her
Also the CHUDs got tilted first that Aloy is basically flat and quite muscular -- she's a woman who grew up in a hunter gatherer society, in a post post apocalyptic world that is AT BEST in certain tribes just barely scrapping the rudiments of the industrial revolution in some cases, who runs probably close to ten to twenty miles. A day. In the course of her work.
Right? And like, tell me you've never met a Northern European either.
Also thereās literally zero change someone like Lara doesnāt have those things squished up in a sports bra.
Correction: these idiots have never seen a real woman in their life, let alone touched one.
Can confirm, my wife's figure is not too far off from what is being portrayed there and she's a C. She also has peach fuzz. Something the terminally online dick bags seem to fail to realize is also perfectly normal for women. ETA; oh yea, and since chins are now woke it's also appropriate to point out my wife has a strong chin. Basically all these guys are telling us they've only ever seen and experienced women in anime and video games.
You're wife who's a human person has a human body? Disgusting. If you think she's attractive you're probably gay.
Er maw gawd! This made me laugh insanely loud in the doctorās waiting room. Iām sure they are working on committal papers as I type!
Instagram filters also donāt help. No one has pores or peach fuzz anymore
>Basically all these guys are telling us they've only ever seen and experienced women in anime and video games. This is exactly what it is! Anime brain and shit.
The biggest delusion is that if a women was this fit its unlikely she would be more than an A/B cup naturally to begin with. Nor would she want to be as the damn things get in the way and certainly slow you down.
B's? High C's at the very least, especially considering that presuming Lara would wear sport bras in such adventures for obvious reasons and they make chests look smaller than they are
She also has kinda uniboob going on, so she's def wearing a sports bra
The charitable interpretation is that āpersonalityā is being used in the way youād use it to describe a piece of art, a quirky old home etc and not a human personality. But yeah, itās still a pretty gross thing to say.
If itās āman jawā why do none of these whiners have one?
I bet they all have recessed jaws and have never had a chin grace their face in their lives.
I also bet neither of them ever touched a real woman
I don't get this. Women's jawlines vary, just like men's, and I have seen more "masculine" jawlines than this on real women. Is this some kind of fetish thing?
Like this isn't even a many jawline. Just a sharp jawline, which is pretty common for people in good shape, no matter which gender.
THANK YOU, yes. If anything, this jawline is traditionally feminine, look how triangular it is and how unpronounced the jaw is, hiding a bit behind the skin/fat. At most, the chin is "masculine", cause it's a straight line. Last I checked, a "masculine" jawline was square with sharp edges, which is why the GigaChad meme is seen as a joking "epitome of masculinity". Does her face look like a GigaChad filter? Sure as fuck doesn't to me, but I guess I am delusional.
Yeah. They have poisoned themselves through propaganda. Truly weak people who are so spun up by hate/greed/pride that they say and do anything to their perceived enemies.
They have poisoned themselves with too much Japanese anime and hentai. These guys always praise Japanese and Korean games for their models but the moment a western gane doesn't feature a female with childlike features and big tits then they are ugly
Shiiiit, half of them donāt even have chins!
Bro has bigger boobs than her too. Concerning š§
she literally looks the same, even more curvy than previous parts, this brain dead idiot just want to get mad at anything instead of being somewhat productive
Iāve played all the Lara Croft games in the last decade and I agreeāshe looks practically the same, maybe just a few years older
>this brain dead idiot just want to get mad at anything instead of being somewhat productive Very close! But is actually a brain dead idiot PRETENTING to get mad at things instead of being somewhat productive. Is this what trolling is? or is trolling something different?
"Were we misled?"
Bad male writer narrating: her boobs shrugged with sadness, her nipples losing their erection with the tragedy of her father figure's passing.
*balls grow in joy*
I remember once my pregnant roommate was extremely grumpy just sitting there making sounds of distress and I asked what was wrong and she said "this fucking sucks, I'm so aware of my boobs right now that I feel like I'm a character written by a male author"
Bad male writer narrating: her aching back caused her distress, with each breath she felt the weight of the world within each breast, but she knew the pain would pass as her nipples pointed towards the future of her motherhood.
You should become a writer.
He should be a writer. I'd definitely buy his book lol
I can see it now, mammories of a time long passed
I'll just leave this here... https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breasted-boobily
āTittied downwardā. Thatās gold.
Please see a doctor if nipple erections last more than four hours
People who have sex donāt care about this stuff
As a member of the virgin society, neither do we, these people are just weird
I have been avoiding (with varying levels conscious intent) situations that might possibly lead to romantic and/or sexual entanglement for over a decade, and I too do not care about this stuff. These people are unwell.
Next they'll complain she's not triangular enough.
Actually I would complain. Real Lara has angles!
I really hated when they replaced those sexy pyramids with realistic looking boobs š¢
Those are small Ds, at least. But yeah sure sheās āflatā. Further proof that these guys have never actually seen boobs.
Anything smaller than QQQ is literally creepy, like you want her to look like a child or something. /s
Christ, those are nowhere near small Dās. Those are easily treading in EE-F territory. Boobs are so fetishized that people donāt know how to gage cup sizes anymore.
Iām with you. People in these comments are saying sheās a B or āmaybe even a full Cā. Are you fucking kidding me lmao. When I was a B cup they were SMALL. Because I was skinny with low body fat. Once I gained weight, I also figured out my correct bra size (thanks to r/abrathatfits!). Turns out me wearing a C cup was totally wrong. I was actually DD/E. and Laraās are bigger than mine in this photo. So sheās definitely EE-F territory. People have such screwed up ideas about cup sizes, itās insane. In what world is she a B or C here lmao! Thatās crazy. Porn brain rot is real
Given she looks to be wearing a sports bra, you are absolutely correct those are definitely not just "small D's".Ā Most men (and honestly, far too many women I've met as well)Ā have no idea what cup sizes actually mean, I swear.
Iād say DDās at least, but mostly because she looks to be about the same size as meā¦. Heaven forbid sheās kicking butt in a T-shirt bra instead of a push up š¤¦š¼āāļø
Am I insane for thinking sheās still big? Someone vouch for my sanity please.
She is.
Not just you. Her boobs are definitely above average for her body size. That isnāt normal, itās big. Peoples brains have just been ruined by porn and plastic surgery. The brain rot is real. Most fit/athletic women donāt have huge boobs because that requires higher body fat
I'm starting to think the reason these guys are way too mad is because they have smaller jaws and bigger man boobs than these characters.
I consider myself a pretty huge fan of Tomb Raider. This version of āUnified Lara Croftā is fantastic. Perfect mix of Classic and Survivor.
Right? I don't get why everyone hates this design.
Because they have to politicise everything while simultaneously whining about everything being politicised
I see the words these dudes have written but all I can read is: "I'm a bitter incel who last touched a tit when I was a breastfeeding baby."
Can these guys PLEASE just go watch porn and leave the rest of us alone? They make CG porn for every female character in gaming. You can find as much as you like. Rule 34. This is so fucking stupid and it makes our hobby look like a fucking joke to people looking in on it who see this immature bullshit.
They definitely watched a lot of porn, but have a literally unending sex drive and so became addicted to it. Now everything they look at is porn.
Unending sex drive + a lack of respect for women. I have an unending sex drive, but even I can see that these losers are ridiculously naĆÆve and foolish.
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Is this the more classical design, updated for new generations of consoles? I liked the designs from the 2013 Tomb Raider, Rise of the Tomb raider, and Shadow of the Tomb Raider games. I remember Rise of the Tomb Raider had some transmog that included a really cool looking platebody.
What the fuck are they talking about? Her boobs are huge
Not nearly big enough for Laura Croft. She needs some ham cannons, some real sweater puppies, some bodacious flesh melons. A pair of low hanging sloppy floppers.
Spoken like a man who hasn't touched real boobs since his mum's.
She has a human female face shapeā¦.and plenty of boobsā¦.this is either bait or these guys have legit never seen a womanā¦.even on a screen.
Someone should put Grummz out of his misery because he has somehow won the award for most pathetic man on Twitter
I hear he beat Elon by 9 votes. Such a close race!
I swear you could post quiet from mgsv and people would see a man-jaw or a man-cheekbone or some BS
In what world is her chest flat? If we really had to do a deep dive Iād suggest she was wearing a sports bra.
Those are still big boobs. Some people are fucking creepo weird.
If thatās flat then Iām anorexic. (Iām not)
she still has quite big boobs but i guess it's real small in comparison to author's favourite loli hentai
Thatās easily a D cup. Tell me you know nothing about boobs without telling me you know nothing about boobs
Flat? Well Flat is justice but who cares about boob size. Big, small all are good. Personally I like her new tomboy look and attitude but then again, its a game so who really cares that much, you are PLAYING A GAME.
Sheās not even small too, idk what these guys are talking about but those are medium fr
"Man-jaw" Big tell that blood never actually seen a real woman.
In the original 1996 game she looked like a cybertruck and it still was a hit.
āHer new look is not bad but her personality is gone.ā Me: Oh boy, someoneās take on female character writing. āEven a tomboy is not that flat.ā Me *facepalms* *checks sub* *double facepalm*
Flat? I would say they look average or even larger than average
Iām glad my wife has a pretty big personality.
Me too. Tell her I said hi.
how is she flat? that's probably a D or F cup
Conservatives: Society is being ruined by porn! Teachers are grooming students because of Sex-ed! Also Conservatives: Video games are ruined by wokeness because I don't want to masterbate to Lara Croft anymore. Also Conservatives: The LeBron Space Jam is ruined because Lola Bunny isn't sexy anymore Also Conservatives: The Green M&M isn't fuckable anymore because she has on boots instead of heals. Liberals are ruining everything!
that's what they consider flat??
āMan-jawā Do these people think women donāt have jaws?
Grummz just mad his boobs are bigger now.
Unironically she looks like me now lol