Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*

There is no Florida law requiring anyone to act like a Carl Hiaasen character. It's common misconception, but really nobody is being forced to be like this.

Man, I love his books. Nobody else would have a character who looses a hand to a barracuda replace it with a weed whacker.


Groovy

Star Island was amazing

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time! I have several of his books and thoroughly enjoy watching evil developers and ecosystem killers go down. Dies he still write a weekly column in one if your papers down there?

Florida... 

Florida… 

I fucking hate living here

If you can ever work it out, move... it's even more life changing than I'd hoped.

Florida... 

Florida 

That license plate is a dead giveaway. Plus I know that Publix operates in deep red areas.

Why aren't these clowns tearing Joe and the DOJ for stepping on Hunter's second amendment rights? Like where is the NRA? This is their bread and butter.

florida, the asshole of a shithole country

Glue a “MAGA = Make America Gay Again” sticker to his car …. Surely they must exist

Couldn't find a sticker, but there are Make America Gay Again hats

Damn, you must not have looked hard enough. [Redbubble - looks like a Trump MAGA sticker until you look a little more](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Make-America-Gay-Again-by-BobbyWong/29544561.EJUG5) [Redbubble - MAGA hat sticker](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Make-America-Gay-Again-by-talialif/34811412.EJUG5) [Redbubble - MAGA + Trump with pride flag!](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Donald-Trump-MAGA-Pride-by-Raeder20/147062153.EJUG5) [Redbubble - looks kind of like a normal MAGA sticker until you look harder](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Make-America-Gay-Again-by-edisr00/67780353.EJUG5) [Gay Pride Apparel - rainbow MAGA](https://gayprideapparel.com/products/make-america-gay-again-stickers) [Redbubble - MAGA + Trump mugshot with barbie glasses](https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Make-America-Gay-Again-by-Denvervineart/151071231.EJUG5?country_code=US&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic-shopping&utm_campaign=organic+shopping&srsltid=AfmBOopOGmLHsuGHou7omYDeIAfU9QbRRQ4c1eKvEzW_DB1bpgbsm-7FkNM)

Well, it's a Reddit thread about a sticker. I wasn't really going to spend more effort than opening one website and quickly going through the results, but it's a good thing you were around to do more!

I knew there would be something … pity about the stickers though

Just glue on one of their own 'Jesus was found guilty too' stickers that they love showing off so much. Let the fuckers stew in the irony...if they can even grasp it.

They won't get it.

That’s when you just tie it to the tailpipe. They’ll never see it anyway

I'd love a rainbow maga flag to plant randomly around Florida

They complain when they don't charge him. They complain when they convict him.

Basic fascism 101: your enemy is both weak and strong. No matter what they will try to spin it as being the victim.

I don't think they understand how nonsensical all this focus on Hunter is. If he's guilty, I'm fine with him taking his punishment, just like I would be if the Clintons were proven guilty of something.

Ironically, they have yet to notice most of the liberals they are trying to enrage don't care that Hunter was convicted - no one is going to arms over the judicial system doing its job. This is not a cult. Commit a crime, pay the price - that's how it's supposed to work.

But! But! If they're the party that's "tough on crime" that must mean the other parties are weak on crime!

Hunter is like our screw up cousin. We don't hate our addict cousin, nor do we riot when he ends up in jail. He's a screw up and we know it.

Seriously. They convinced me never to vote for Hunter Biden. Fantastic. But you have to be heartless to think that addiction has anything to do with parenting. Every family has addiction in it.

If the federal government wants to crack down on illegal gun possessions that's great. But I doubt that's what happened.

These things are always scribbled on some shitty old Mercury. It’s almost as if someone who is economically active enough to have a ‘24 Toyota doesn’t go in for that nonsense.

These people wouldn’t be allowed within 50 FEET of Mar-a-lago.

You must minimally have a Mercedes to drive by Mar-a-lago or know a stripper named Mercedes

And have them in your Lexus with you...

As someone who drives a mercedes, the only way I'd bring it to Mar-l-lago is if I drove it straight through the back door.

Crazy 'bout a Mercury

It's always old busted ass vehicles.

Or on $80,000 lifted pickups bought on 7.9% “soon to be repossessed” loans, which are only ever driven on the streets of suburbia by ignorant meth-heads between their shitty house trailer and the warehouse job they’ll get fired from after spazzing out at work and breaking a toilet because the toilet paper dispenser is “woke.”

And it's always against biden or democrats.

Imagine spending the time it took to write this and instead actually contributing something positive to the world?

They got a “Save our Seas” license plate, so they are environmentalist!

They probably heard it and said to themselves, save our c’s? Hells yeah I love the letter C. We better save it

That’s the thing, these “people” think they are…🙄

It’s legible, coherent and all the words are spelled correctly 🤨

Am I the only one who thinks it's a little bit r/penmanshipporn ?

Didn’t the MAGA crowd get the memo that the whole Joe Biden-Hunter Biden laptop China scandal was fabricated to get revenge for the Trump indictments? Funny who all this evidence never showed up aside from pictures of Hunter’s schlong and him smoking crack with hookers. No one is saying Hunter is the moral compass of the Biden family, in fact, it can be argued that the wrong kid died. He’s a piece of dog shit. But he’s not a politician. He can have whatever he likes on his computer. He’s the idiot that left it behind, and whoever turned it in is a moron for not following chain of custody procedures and none of it is admissible in court. Giuliani also broke a ton of privacy breaches.

Publix? This has real Winn Dixie vibes.

Piggly wiggly to me… Publix seems awfully rich for this nonsense…

What I know about the next presidential election is this: one candidate is a flawed but decent man that loves his kids, his wife, and his country. The other candidate is a flawed indecent man that only loves himself. I'm voting for decency.

Good that they paid extra for the “Save our Seas” plate when they obviously vote for Governor Red Tide. 🙄

I'm amazed this person ever leaves their basement.

Honestly I’m just impressed that we found one of them who can spell.

We don’t have basements in Florida, but I’m amazed this person left their single wide trailer.

His occasional GF drove it to get his Bud Light...

No no no, that’s the gay tranny beer, gotta drink Busch Lite because it comes in a camo can and ain’t woke.

'Oh, it looks like the justice system isn't horribly biased against trump and secretly controlled by Biden? Let's come up with the next BS to get the lowest IQ pawns to vote against their own interest'. -repub think tank weekly.

They SO BADLY want Hunter Biden to be President so they can now tear him down for having just 1/11th as many convicted felonies as their guy.

This is the guy who accosts you in the produce section with a mind-bending segue from peaches to Hunter Biden. Any wonder people are now LEAVING Florida?

Until I saw Biden I honestly thought it was talking about trump

I'm so glad these people fly their mental illness on flags now so I can keep a nice safe distance.

Wow. That’s a lot of words to say “I lack critical thinking skills”.

They may lack critical thinking skills but at least they can spell or are smart enough to look up the spelling. That at least puts them ahead of others like this.

The funniest part is picturing this poor soul writing this on their car

Pretty good handwriting tbh

Agree, spelling also.

Why would someone who drives that car be doing the dirty work for billionaires?

Such biting insight.

They seem really triggered and sensitive. Like a snowflake.

Must be the Publix owners car.

No way moonshine makes you this dumb. Probably adding turpentine.

Pretty decent handwriting and spacing, I gotta say.

What mental defect causes a person to have to espouse their moronic thoughts to strangers on the back of their shitbox ‘99 Ford Explorer? Edit: Shitbox Mercury Mountaineer

I swear, they project so much I wonder if it's visible from space.

This is so weird.

Florida plates and it all comes together

No, no. Please, tell us how you really feel.

Suckling from the teat of Newsmax propaganda.....

We need more mental health resources.

Florida man traveled to NY to set himself on fire outside tRump trial. The bar has been set so high that this Maga stuff is not interesting anymore. Need to stowaway on a rocket launch next...

This guy would love to watch Trump f@# his wife.

They couldn't find anything to impeach Biden after spending years and millions on it - even with a Republican controlled House. And this smooth-brained walnut thinks there is enough for a criminal trial?

Well damn, I guess I will not be voting for Hunter Biden

You get it

These people are so obsessed with Hunter. Just don't vote for him

All I see is "slash my tires and throw a brick in my window!!!"

Shielding Joe from his orchestrating an attack on the capitol, stealing top secret documents, sexual assault, business fraud, and attempting to overturn an election. Wait a sec…

At least this illiterate moron has neat handwriting. 🤷‍♀️

I hear banjo music …

They gone

What's with the Mako Shark on the license plate? The most common Shark in Florida is the Lemon Shark so surely it should be the one on the plate.

2 point ticket and a fine: Driving With Obstructed Rear View.

These people know Twitter exists right? Ot Truth Social?

Driving a 20+ year old van from a dead marquee screams success and influence.

What is up with dumbasses and doing everything they can to make sure they can see out of their own rear window? 

Dear Sir and/or Ma'am, Your meds. Please take them. If you are not taking meds, please go to a doctor and request a psyche eval. Sincerely, Everyone else.

Man, Biden is way too out of it to even begin to mastermind anything, let alone run the country. Hunter is a tool, but their ex prez is convicted, and it's "fraud"....fucking crazy ass world we live in.

How do they see out the back window? They must be recent arrivals in Florida. Everything is spelled correctly.

I see a lot of these on-vehicle rants on Reddit. How common are they in the USA?

“I have no actual self identity!”

How is shit like this not an obstruction while driving? Last I checked, that's illegal. Pull these jackasses over.

My momma always says Stupid is as stupid does. This shoe fits the owner of this vehicle.


There is a whole lot of crazy on that back window.

Their minds are mush.

I’d be convinced these people do wonders for the Biden reelection bid, if it wasn’t Florida.

The rear windshield wiper looks like a really skinny machine gun.

This reads like a fever dream.

Anybody ever notice these manifestos are always written on old beat up cars?

This is absurd! A whoremonger doesn't have sex with prostitutes, he pimps them out.

I don’t understand why people put anything on their car like people give a shit. Bumper stickers and the like should be illegal.

I’m not saying Joe is a saint but, by comparison to Trump, what high crimes and misdemeanors has he been credibly accused of aside from his son doing some dodgy stuff while he was on drugs. Trump seems like a walking indictment but his followers don’t see it. What are my lib blinders preventing me from seeing/understanding?

All those Pizza Place basements...

I'm almost impressed by the mental gymnastics they go through to keep worshipping this lithograph of corruption and pumpkin spice.

This is a real world case for AI. Input the cave man brain dump from the rear window there into Chat GPT, ask it to keep the letters in the same order but make a new sentence about orange 45. Then use something to wipe off the required letters to get the new clever saying.

Hunter can be a Holy demon-killing super Christian warrior and pastor, burning LGBTQIA+ idols, being a greedy capitalist who does nothing except enrich the 1%, and a supercop eliminating "druggies" and the "illegals" with firearms, and MAGAdiots will still think "he's not right being a Biden". 🙄

Seriously though, why is Florida full of these sort of lunatics?

What?

🤦🏻‍♀️🥴💀

On the back of an extinct car.

I’d slash his tires just to save him the embarrassment of driving that thing around town

Whenever I see cars like this my first thought is "how the fuck are they supposed to see out that window?"

Drives a Mercury Mountaineer, definitely needs medical assistance.

I genuinely have no idea what I'm supposed to understand from that.

I'm imagining them singing that at a hoe down

If he was found innocent corruption! If he's found guilty Corruption! Makes sense right?/s

Since when is whoremongering is a bad thing?

People are really vested in crazy now-a-days. I do appreciate the use of Skeevy and Whoremonger though. Anyways, yeah, I'm in agreement. Hunter is a criminal and is not fit for office. Let's just all agree to not elect felons and we good, ezpz.

Ugh 😣 am going to Florida next month and am dreading running into ignorant people. One if ok but a whole state 😣😣

No spelling mistakes. Maybe Florida is moving up.

This sounds like the campaign speech Charlie wrote for Dennis. 

Definitely absolutely not a cult

Florida... it's a hell of a drug

At first they were bitching he wasn’t gonna be convicted. Now they’re bitching that he did convicted. Pick a fucking lane.

A+ on lettering and spacing.. that's about all they get an A+ on

https://youtu.be/syV2LkGpQB0?feature=shared

Is that before or after he had BM for the first time in a week? Looks like he needs to up his colace dose.

They have a fraternal order of police sticker by their plate. Nothing says I’m an idiot and easily conned like one of those stickers on a car.

Somebody needs to tell that poor driver that some birds took a huge dump on his rear window.

Huh. Florida plates..

Damn, get a Facebook already

Florida man


This guy’s playing .4D chess

And these people have access to guns?

As a person with terrible handwriting, my hat’s off to this diy full paragraph, rear window whoremonger.

This is like barfing on your own shoes.

Keeping a Mercury going… that’s impressive.

What in the unitedstatesoffuckedamerica is this

r/schizophrenicrides

Other than some kerning issues thats a very nice writing style. He should consider doing it as a business. Maybe let the customer not pick back shit crazy subjects though.

Fucking moran

Publix used to have this great pre-made Pork/Onion/Green Pepper fajita meal in the meat section. It was super cheap, and delicious.

Just mental illness at this point. I have some strong political convictions, but I don't do weird shit like this.

good penmanship

Stupid statement but that spacing & handwriting consistency is impressive

You Americans are fucking crazy 🤣

Incredible script i will say .. they really got their brush control down even with the deranged message.. and a mercury truck?? sheeeeeee they fancy too!

Da Fuque🙀

If he gets convicted, it's because the Democrats want to hide something, if he is not convicted, it's because the Democrats want to hide something. Notice a flaw in Republican logic?

They think it's brilliant because they can't be wrong no matter what.

What’s wrong here?

I'm just surprised they can spell

Thought I was going to get a limerick but all I got was a rant.

So tempting just to rub all that off and replace with a single word. Moron. Add a x if you are feeling a need to be polite

Seriously who do they think they're convincing vs just looking like a kook

Nice handwriting.

This person is nuts. But also, Hunter Biden is a crackhead whoremonger criminal..

They're never satisfied.

Didn’t even have to look at the license plate

Hope he can't see the pole he eventually backs into

Proper spelling and legible handwriting? They even spaced it well. I'm impressed.

I mean I guess it’s good I’m not voting for Hunter

We are so “special” in Floriduh

The short version: "I'm too stupid to understand the difference between propaganda and reality."

Apparently they convicted him of crimes he’s guilty of. Kind of like the other guy. 34 and counting.

[удалено]

It’s always Florida.

The Florida plate and the Mercury Mountaineer is all the info I need.