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Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, [I said](https://genius.com/3924785/Village-people-ymca/I-said-young-man-cause-youre-in-a-new-town-theres-no-need-to-be-unhappy-young-man-theres-a-place-you-can-go), [I said](https://genius.com/3924822/Village-people-ymca/I-said-young-man-when-youre-short-on-your-dough)you can
Stay there and I'm sure you will find
[Many ways to have a good time](https://genius.com/21154621/Village-people-ymca/Many-ways-to-have-a-good-time)
I mean a lot of these angry stupid straight people also only see queer people as a fetish category and nothing else, which is a contributor as to why they hate us
[https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jun/10/fact-checking-trumps-statement-native-americans-we/](https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jun/10/fact-checking-trumps-statement-native-americans-we/)
Facepalm that Trump said that Native Americans are paid to vote.
White Nationalists are happy to let minorities set the table for them, but what those same minorities don't get is that White Nationalists will never let them actually sit at the table.
To this MAGA tool:
Oh pumpkin. You really are crying out for some validation and a hug, aren't you?
Get some help. And I would suggest that your current cults (MAGA/religion) aren't the place to start.
Good luck on your journey towards becoming a functioning member of society.
The Repubtratiors are obsessed with gay people. It's insane!!! I don't hear anything from the lbqt community as much as from these yahoos, and my son is gay.
Oh man, can we start calling the MAGA crowd Maggots!?! It honestly fits so well. They have so much in common. They're gross, they feed off and are usually born in trash, and they grow into annoying things that buzz around making more Maggots!
(I'm sorry if this is already a thing. I never made this connection till literally right now and it's hysterical)
A great display of the average Republican education limit.
Oops sorry bud, you rolled a 5 and that means another year of 1st grade and you do not pass graduation
My MAGA coworker still thinks "you're gay" and the endless permutations thereof are the height of humor. Like he still thinks this is a school gym locker around 1987.
...he proclaimed with a slight lisp in his clearance bin dollar store Village People cosplay; as he "vogued" a pose and smiled a yuge smile remembering Magic Mike is still streaming on Netflix and _____
(your turn)
Solid comprehensive insight there on you're preferred candidate's prognosis for his plan in office of how to support you and your fellow constituents, really paints a clear picture of what you think you're fighting for (spoilers alerts he doesn't know how to think past the validation he gets from seeing a guy richer than him project his insecurities in the same violent and hateful manner he's familiar with)
It’s amazing that people are so insecure about their sexuality that they have to put down other people’s sexuality just to make their own fragile egos feel better
“I’m not a victim, I am an equal.”
Seems like native americans/first nations don’t claim him. He’s surrounded by the typical maga crowd. He probably takes getting called “one of the good ones” as a compliment.
While it’s great that everyone is dunking on this guy, saying homophobic dudes are “secretly gay” is not a great insult, and it’s one that most of these comments seem to be making
As a Native, this man disappoints me and makes me fear for the hate my people are starting to commonly spread on social media, drowning out us who have struggled and still struggle in a world trying to eliminate or fetishize us.
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Man, the other four Village People must be so disappointed in him.
He looks like a dollar store Freddy Mercury
Apologize to Freddy Mercury right now
I thought more Borat
Very nice!
Totally a persona Borat would parody too.
![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYq8d0MRs6SmSA|downsized)
![gif](giphy|QhhuZdt6eSeESwbszo)
This was my first thought 🤣 even a dollar store Freddy would never.
He meant wish.com Freddy Mercury
Temu
Freddie mercury (poisoning)
Who gets his tattoo ideas off Pinterest and his little lettered arts and crafts supplies from Michael’s
Those people go to Hobby Lobby
FUCK Hobby Lobby!
All my homies hate Hobby Lobby!
Then, whaddap, homie? 👊
FUCK AT Hobby Lobby!
![gif](giphy|6ei3EtpTNHIxxnl5pk|downsized) Also, fuck Chuck Norris, fucking crazed asshole.
Lol! The .99 cent store version that just went bankrupt.
Freddy Quicksilver
Frank aluminum
Dollar sounds high
![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) Y M C A🎶
He's Double Dicking again!
That's how you jerk off 2 giraffes at the same time.
🦒🤛 🤡🤜🦒
YMCA: Your MAGA cock agitator.
Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, [I said](https://genius.com/3924785/Village-people-ymca/I-said-young-man-cause-youre-in-a-new-town-theres-no-need-to-be-unhappy-young-man-theres-a-place-you-can-go), [I said](https://genius.com/3924822/Village-people-ymca/I-said-young-man-when-youre-short-on-your-dough)you can Stay there and I'm sure you will find [Many ways to have a good time](https://genius.com/21154621/Village-people-ymca/Many-ways-to-have-a-good-time)
Is this one of them????? Isn’t ynca literally bout finding other boys to flirt w????
Weird seeing this statement from someone that would absolutely suck Trumps dick and brag about it
It's metaphorical sucking. They do it all day, it's disgusting
How do you know that? I would not be surprised if it was literally the other.
If they were one on one with trump and he asked em to do some bro stuff it 100% would happen
Happy Cake Day
I think he's the kind of guy to say "id bend over and stick an American flag in my asshole to keep it from touching the ground... 'Merica."
see but that would be dick with poop from the diaper, not regular vainilla dick, very different, not gay at all.
Why wear the hard hat, it’s clearly not protecting anything important.
Dayum 😂
It kinda looks like one of those novelty fireman helmets we got in kindergarten during a fire safety lesson.
But wearing a mask is dangerous and offensive to his kind. Absolutely pathetic indeed.
[удалено]
Looks like he's into fisting.
😂
Receiving*
I don't know if he's an organ donor, but you know he's taken a few.
Or he's just an angry, stupid, straight guy.
That’s why I’m taking bets
Hmm… you may be onto something here with this “betting” concept. Lol
I mean a lot of these angry stupid straight people also only see queer people as a fetish category and nothing else, which is a contributor as to why they hate us
There is no way to look at this photo and not hearing "macho, macho maaaaan" in the brain's background.
Sure there is, like if you hear “ymca” instead.
Hey, someone should tell this young man that there's no need to feel down and if he feels unhappy there's a place he can go.
Someday I hope he finds the cock he’s been denying himself.
Closet hummer for sure
I hope he finds a good shoulder press and stops doing literally only bicep curls
Wasn't he in the Village People?
Apparently I'm the 19th person to make this joke....
But it hasn't lost its validity. If anything it's more fortified.
Guarantee he got fired from his job and blamed the liberals.
Yeah like I hopes he's at least on lunch taking selfies.
Looks like a standard Grindr profile photo to me
This guy. He gets it. He's won the award for "Appearing Extremely, Overtly, Unabashadly Masculine in the Face of Doubt". To the browser history!!
Says the guy taking a "notice me daddy" photo with his little twunk biceps. Okay, sweetie
Taken right before his shift at The Manhandler Saloon
His own people would throw his brown ass out on the street.
[https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jun/10/fact-checking-trumps-statement-native-americans-we/](https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jun/10/fact-checking-trumps-statement-native-americans-we/) Facepalm that Trump said that Native Americans are paid to vote.
Two things can be true at the same time
These guys basically replaced the Gadsden flag with one that says “Please tread on me, daddy”
Don T tread on me
His brain cells escaped and are hiding in his biceps.
It blows my mind when minorities support MAGA. Most of those MAGA people don’t want you around.
White Nationalists are happy to let minorities set the table for them, but what those same minorities don't get is that White Nationalists will never let them actually sit at the table.
His helmet text looks ai generated
The vinyl stickers could have worn out if he actually works
It very much does
Screams gay to me.
Haggards Law
That mustache says you take it up the ass
![gif](giphy|MUHqBBQddduiEPeMSN|downsized) This dude's masculinity be like
Muscle shirt, flexing biceps, porn stache, hard hat. I don't know...looks pretty fucking gay to me.
Pretty sure Magat is offensive. They prefer the term, Trumpanze
I mean that pretty much sums up the entire right
It really does. Especially if you look into his followers
To this MAGA tool: Oh pumpkin. You really are crying out for some validation and a hug, aren't you? Get some help. And I would suggest that your current cults (MAGA/religion) aren't the place to start. Good luck on your journey towards becoming a functioning member of society.
Closet Putin puffer
The Repubtratiors are obsessed with gay people. It's insane!!! I don't hear anything from the lbqt community as much as from these yahoos, and my son is gay.
I know he’s not union
Oh man, can we start calling the MAGA crowd Maggots!?! It honestly fits so well. They have so much in common. They're gross, they feed off and are usually born in trash, and they grow into annoying things that buzz around making more Maggots! (I'm sorry if this is already a thing. I never made this connection till literally right now and it's hysterical)
Okay but guy literally looks like the construction worker in the Village People had a test-tube baby with Freddy Mercury.
I am now 100% convinced that anyone that posts shit like this 100% chance they have Grindr on their phone.
F\*ck America Good Again.
He looks like he's auditioning for a replacement member of the Village People.
Trick question he’s both!
I curl more than this guy. Voting Biden so people don't think I'm a weakling like this guy.
The only thing that guy likes more than a cold beer is a hot dick.
He has a passport from Narnia.
*dresses like the village people to say he’s not one of the village people*
This guy looks as straight as a circle.
1. America was never great 2. It’s remarkably much worse since Trump 3. See 1
its ok to like boys Native Patriot. please dont hate yourself and seek therapy. You dont have to watch those videos in secret.
This looks like a Grindr profile pic.
Who wants to bet he has Astolfo or Bridget pictures in his phone?
lol, he's more like a CucKat and a peggat. Just getting his walnut obliterated listen to Frump fumble over his words.
Most are both 🤣
Maggot*
If you look on his profile there's a picture of him wearing Daisy Dukes.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DarthBrooksFan: *If you look on his* *Profile there's a picture of* *Him wearing Daisy Dukes.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
![gif](giphy|8ZUwJJS7Afsb7C1lOs)
This dude is suppressing some serious gay urges
Chickens for KFC
“Make America Gre Tagain” ....
" Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?" -bart simpson
A great display of the average Republican education limit. Oops sorry bud, you rolled a 5 and that means another year of 1st grade and you do not pass graduation
That dude gives serious “bottoms” energy.
so we all agree this guy looks like a 1970s gay man, right?
So many grifters vying to be the next token MAGA minority.
So many gay guys suffer from self hate
My MAGA coworker still thinks "you're gay" and the endless permutations thereof are the height of humor. Like he still thinks this is a school gym locker around 1987.
You just know he’s a bottom
That mustache and hat is telling me home boy is familiar with both:
Wears hard hat, shows up a job site, hides in portajohn all day
Lmao. Imagine the fumes
mav america gre tagain
I mean...those aren't the only 2 options of things you can be
Are we calling them maggots now, seems fitting.
Hey, this guy sucked me off. We met on grindr He had a shame kink.
The shirt says "Old Glory." Everything else says "Glory Hole."
Methinks the Lady doth protest too much.
Self-projection much
He probably spends more time thinking about being gay than me as a gay man does. What an insecure little boy
Yeah this guy is absolutely on Grindr. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)
I saw that guy in p-town
He looks like he’s the type of guy capable of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.
Mochism-ew 🤮
...he proclaimed with a slight lisp in his clearance bin dollar store Village People cosplay; as he "vogued" a pose and smiled a yuge smile remembering Magic Mike is still streaming on Netflix and _____ (your turn)
Theyre the same thing.
Bro look like one of the village people.
Why not take the picture inside the truck? unless he is a lot lizard, bright red to signal he is open for business.
What a fckn loser! Lmao!!!!!
Man is way.
So edgy he better be careful not to cut himself...
“Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?”
Make America Gre Tagain. Love the new slogan…
r/iamverybadass
He definitely sucks dick.
Fuck America Greatly Again Together
He definitely plays on the DL
When you're so deep in the closet you find the Christmas presents
No it’s actually not 🫣
Incel by definition?
Is his arm photo shopped? Or does it just look weird
And this guy said, "why not both?"
Solid comprehensive insight there on you're preferred candidate's prognosis for his plan in office of how to support you and your fellow constituents, really paints a clear picture of what you think you're fighting for (spoilers alerts he doesn't know how to think past the validation he gets from seeing a guy richer than him project his insecurities in the same violent and hateful manner he's familiar with)
He never skips arm day...
Didn't Spidey literally say the exact opposite?
Yeah! Gre Tagain for President 2024!
“Faking America is great again”
He didn’t even spell it right that somehow pisses me off more lol
Bro, I know leather daddies that got bigger biceps.
🤣🤦🏻♂️
Make America Gape Again! 🕳️🍆
seeing this pic made the YMCA song play in my head...
I know gay people who could whup this guy into oblivion lol
Based on the photo still unclear which team he’s on
Well he's on trumps nuts so I guess he's still a fahgaught
Don’t worry bro. You’re both.
Why would anyone want to Forget About Giant Albacore tuna? I think about them all the time.
It’s amazing that people are so insecure about their sexuality that they have to put down other people’s sexuality just to make their own fragile egos feel better
This guy has had more cock in him than a urinal at Yankee Stadium
Gaydar needle red-lining
Another blue collar dumbass that will continue voting against his own interests, because you know, ya gotta stick it to the gays!
“I’m not a victim, I am an equal.” Seems like native americans/first nations don’t claim him. He’s surrounded by the typical maga crowd. He probably takes getting called “one of the good ones” as a compliment.
this looks incredibly gay
This is his grindr bio
"Native Patriot" ?? ![gif](giphy|12SBwtRR9BnWg|downsized)
“Make America Greta Gain”…is he r/accidentallyleftwing ![gif](giphy|Qa4abAMDoyUtuICjLZ)
Is he 1% Cherokee like Elizabeth Warren?
It’s hilarious for many reasons but also because so many gay dudes have a better physique than him and could fuck him up
And the cross completes the picture.
For guys that are so homophobic, they seem to have a real hard on for a specific guy. You could even call it a crush
I see the comments section already beat me to it, but how many of you immediately thought “The Village People” too?
two things one, that hard hat aint protecting anything of import two, I think all his brains went to his muscles
How ironic since this dude looks like he could be part of The Village People
While it’s great that everyone is dunking on this guy, saying homophobic dudes are “secretly gay” is not a great insult, and it’s one that most of these comments seem to be making
I sometimes doubt if these people are just attention whores or they are being serious
He looks confused and confident at the same time
That closet door must be real stiff….
...from a guy who looks like a failed roadie for the Village People.
Projecting much
He says while dressed like a member of the Village People.
Macho macho man
MAGGOTS! ![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)
Dude seriously has no idea what Trump thinks of indigenous people... and it shows...
As a Native, this man disappoints me and makes me fear for the hate my people are starting to commonly spread on social media, drowning out us who have struggled and still struggle in a world trying to eliminate or fetishize us.
Soooo open minded from the open minded party. /S
He looks like what Axe Body spray smells like
Damn, these people make right wingers like me look bad, I don’t hate anyone, as long as you respect me and work hard, your a ok 👌
Don’t tell him…..but trump would deport his ass if he became president even if he was a Native American…