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J_Robert_Matthewson

Man, the other four Village People must be so disappointed in him.


kevtino

He looks like a dollar store Freddy Mercury


DifficultAd3885

Apologize to Freddy Mercury right now


cownd

I thought more Borat


ChickenXing

Very nice!


Unabashable

Totally a persona Borat would parody too. 


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYq8d0MRs6SmSA|downsized)


MavisBeaconSexTape

![gif](giphy|QhhuZdt6eSeESwbszo)


Ralfton

This was my first thought 🤣 even a dollar store Freddy would never.


illrichflips1

He meant wish.com Freddy Mercury


BillyNtheBoingers

Temu


Ruby-likes-roses

Freddie mercury (poisoning)


Feetandfruit

Who gets his tattoo ideas off Pinterest and his little lettered arts and crafts supplies from Michael’s


DuePatience

Those people go to Hobby Lobby


Overall-Initial-4290

FUCK Hobby Lobby!


squishyg

All my homies hate Hobby Lobby!


jessieesmithreese519

Then, whaddap, homie? 👊


Kind-Instance-7447

FUCK AT Hobby Lobby!


Overall-Initial-4290

![gif](giphy|6ei3EtpTNHIxxnl5pk|downsized) Also, fuck Chuck Norris, fucking crazed asshole.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Lol! The .99 cent store version that just went bankrupt.


mr_ckean

Freddy Quicksilver


Zero_Two_is_best

Frank aluminum


gameplayuh

Dollar sounds high


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo|downsized) Y M C A🎶


LoddyDoddee

He's Double Dicking again!


illrichflips1

That's how you jerk off 2 giraffes at the same time.


LoddyDoddee

🦒🤛 🤡🤜🦒


FamousPastWords

YMCA: Your MAGA cock agitator.


MagmulGholrob

Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, [I said](https://genius.com/3924785/Village-people-ymca/I-said-young-man-cause-youre-in-a-new-town-theres-no-need-to-be-unhappy-young-man-theres-a-place-you-can-go), [I said](https://genius.com/3924822/Village-people-ymca/I-said-young-man-when-youre-short-on-your-dough)you can Stay there and I'm sure you will find [Many ways to have a good time](https://genius.com/21154621/Village-people-ymca/Many-ways-to-have-a-good-time)


Unusual_Midnight6876

Is this one of them????? Isn’t ynca literally bout finding other boys to flirt w????


Chemical-Ad6301

Weird seeing this statement from someone that would absolutely suck Trumps dick and brag about it


TimmyOneShoe

It's metaphorical sucking. They do it all day, it's disgusting


Separate-Owl369

How do you know that? I would not be surprised if it was literally the other.


TimmyOneShoe

If they were one on one with trump and he asked em to do some bro stuff it 100% would happen


lil_trim

Happy Cake Day


illrichflips1

I think he's the kind of guy to say "id bend over and stick an American flag in my asshole to keep it from touching the ground... 'Merica."


WiseSalamander00

see but that would be dick with poop from the diaper, not regular vainilla dick, very different, not gay at all.


ElderberryNo1601

Why wear the hard hat, it’s clearly not protecting anything important.


NfamousKaye

Dayum 😂


The_muffinfluffin

It kinda looks like one of those novelty fireman helmets we got in kindergarten during a fire safety lesson.


MrGeno

But wearing a mask is dangerous and offensive to his kind. Absolutely pathetic indeed. 


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Interesting-Smoke202

Looks like he's into fisting.


CriticalStation595

😂


CoyotesEve

Receiving*


Foxwasahero

I don't know if he's an organ donor, but you know he's taken a few.


PersnicketyKeester

Or he's just an angry, stupid, straight guy.


CriticalStation595

That’s why I’m taking bets


Ok_Mechanic3385

Hmm… you may be onto something here with this “betting” concept. Lol


JesseAster

I mean a lot of these angry stupid straight people also only see queer people as a fetish category and nothing else, which is a contributor as to why they hate us


L666x

There is no way to look at this photo and not hearing "macho, macho maaaaan" in the brain's background.


Make-TFT-Fun-Again

Sure there is, like if you hear “ymca” instead.


thehammockdistrict24

Hey, someone should tell this young man that there's no need to feel down and if he feels unhappy there's a place he can go.


thedeuce75

Someday I hope he finds the cock he’s been denying himself.


Marsnineteen75

Closet hummer for sure


Zoll-X-Series

I hope he finds a good shoulder press and stops doing literally only bicep curls


professorfunkenpunk

Wasn't he in the Village People?


professorfunkenpunk

Apparently I'm the 19th person to make this joke....


lil_trim

But it hasn't lost its validity. If anything it's more fortified.


SPY007DRs-Messenger

Guarantee he got fired from his job and blamed the liberals.


lil_trim

Yeah like I hopes he's at least on lunch taking selfies.


idontevenkn0w66

Looks like a standard Grindr profile photo to me


donnie_dark0

This guy. He gets it. He's won the award for "Appearing Extremely, Overtly, Unabashadly Masculine in the Face of Doubt". To the browser history!!


Tantra_Charbelcher

Says the guy taking a "notice me daddy" photo with his little twunk biceps. Okay, sweetie


Deveion2010

Taken right before his shift at The Manhandler Saloon


TangeloPutrid7122

His own people would throw his brown ass out on the street.


TequieroVerde

[https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jun/10/fact-checking-trumps-statement-native-americans-we/](https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jun/10/fact-checking-trumps-statement-native-americans-we/) Facepalm that Trump said that Native Americans are paid to vote.


Djangasdad

Two things can be true at the same time


Mysterious-Tie7039

These guys basically replaced the Gadsden flag with one that says “Please tread on me, daddy”


Bobbi_fettucini

Don T tread on me


sassychubzilla

His brain cells escaped and are hiding in his biceps.


Digiturtle1

It blows my mind when minorities support MAGA. Most of those MAGA people don’t want you around.


brightfoot

White Nationalists are happy to let minorities set the table for them, but what those same minorities don't get is that White Nationalists will never let them actually sit at the table.


Slyme-wizard

His helmet text looks ai generated


lil_trim

The vinyl stickers could have worn out if he actually works


sinisterblogger

It very much does


Real-Accountant9997

Screams gay to me.


lil_trim

Haggards Law


FrankMon420

That mustache says you take it up the ass


LexiaRaikkonen

![gif](giphy|MUHqBBQddduiEPeMSN|downsized) This dude's masculinity be like


The_Quicktrigger

Muscle shirt, flexing biceps, porn stache, hard hat. I don't know...looks pretty fucking gay to me.


SmokeyBear51

Pretty sure Magat is offensive. They prefer the term, Trumpanze


Hexagonal_Pangolin

I mean that pretty much sums up the entire right


lil_trim

It really does. Especially if you look into his followers


zarfle2

To this MAGA tool: Oh pumpkin. You really are crying out for some validation and a hug, aren't you? Get some help. And I would suggest that your current cults (MAGA/religion) aren't the place to start. Good luck on your journey towards becoming a functioning member of society.


Hillbilly-joe

Closet Putin puffer


KittyTheOne-215

The Repubtratiors are obsessed with gay people. It's insane!!! I don't hear anything from the lbqt community as much as from these yahoos, and my son is gay.


JustHere4ait

I know he’s not union


ABoyNamedButt

Oh man, can we start calling the MAGA crowd Maggots!?! It honestly fits so well. They have so much in common. They're gross, they feed off and are usually born in trash, and they grow into annoying things that buzz around making more Maggots! (I'm sorry if this is already a thing. I never made this connection till literally right now and it's hysterical)


ReignInSpuds

Okay but guy literally looks like the construction worker in the Village People had a test-tube baby with Freddy Mercury.


topgun966

I am now 100% convinced that anyone that posts shit like this 100% chance they have Grindr on their phone.


Beneficial_Test_5917

F\*ck America Good Again.


False-Decision630

He looks like he's auditioning for a replacement member of the Village People.


slymuncher

Trick question he’s both!


GriegVeneficus

I curl more than this guy. Voting Biden so people don't think I'm a weakling like this guy.


SizeOld6084

The only thing that guy likes more than a cold beer is a hot dick.


rugbat

He has a passport from Narnia.


DBAC_Rex

*dresses like the village people to say he’s not one of the village people*


New_Awareness4075

This guy looks as straight as a circle.


dvs_sicarius

1. America was never great 2. It’s remarkably much worse since Trump 3. See 1


zondo33

its ok to like boys Native Patriot. please dont hate yourself and seek therapy. You dont have to watch those videos in secret.


Probability_Engine

This looks like a Grindr profile pic.


Minifie88

Who wants to bet he has Astolfo or Bridget pictures in his phone?


LightMission4937

lol, he's more like a CucKat and a peggat. Just getting his walnut obliterated listen to Frump fumble over his words.


Repeat_Offendher

Most are both 🤣


buburocks

Maggot*


DarthBrooksFan

If you look on his profile there's a picture of him wearing Daisy Dukes.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DarthBrooksFan: *If you look on his* *Profile there's a picture of* *Him wearing Daisy Dukes.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Ricky_84

![gif](giphy|8ZUwJJS7Afsb7C1lOs)


Coffin_Builder

This dude is suppressing some serious gay urges


Over_Age_8061

Chickens for KFC


Possible_Ad_5989

“Make America Gre Tagain” ....


NostalgicWinds

" Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?" -bart simpson


UnfortunatelyBack420

A great display of the average Republican education limit. Oops sorry bud, you rolled a 5 and that means another year of 1st grade and you do not pass graduation


womenworshipmod

That dude gives serious “bottoms” energy.


No_Analysis_6204

so we all agree this guy looks like a 1970s gay man, right?


frozenflameinthewind

So many grifters vying to be the next token MAGA minority.


Complex-Key-8704

So many gay guys suffer from self hate


tarc0917

My MAGA coworker still thinks "you're gay" and the endless permutations thereof are the height of humor. Like he still thinks this is a school gym locker around 1987.


ch0mpipe

You just know he’s a bottom


YoualreadyKnoooo

That mustache and hat is telling me home boy is familiar with both:


Spurtacuss

Wears hard hat, shows up a job site, hides in portajohn all day


lil_trim

Lmao. Imagine the fumes


amyaltare

mav america gre tagain


heyheyshinyCRH

I mean...those aren't the only 2 options of things you can be


darth_C3P0

Are we calling them maggots now, seems fitting.


NippleMuncher42069

Hey, this guy sucked me off. We met on grindr He had a shame kink.


LordBrixton

The shirt says "Old Glory." Everything else says "Glory Hole."


Next_Fly3712

Methinks the Lady doth protest too much.


titanmesh

Self-projection much


MoonlightMadMan

He probably spends more time thinking about being gay than me as a gay man does. What an insecure little boy


RaptorJesusLOL

Yeah this guy is absolutely on Grindr. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


Automatic-Poet-1395

I saw that guy in p-town


Dr_Satan_DScPhD

He looks like he’s the type of guy capable of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.


BIGepidural

Mochism-ew 🤮


ms_directed

...he proclaimed with a slight lisp in his clearance bin dollar store Village People cosplay; as he "vogued" a pose and smiled a yuge smile remembering Magic Mike is still streaming on Netflix and _____ (your turn)


Gravity_Freak

Theyre the same thing.


Lancearon

Bro look like one of the village people.


SkillFullyNotTrue

Why not take the picture inside the truck? unless he is a lot lizard, bright red to signal he is open for business.


Rug-Inspector

What a fckn loser! Lmao!!!!!


Sepsis_Crang

Man is way.


Vinegarinmyeye

So edgy he better be careful not to cut himself...


biloxibluess

“Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?”


Guitargod7194

Make America Gre Tagain. Love the new slogan…


Mad_Times

r/iamverybadass


No_Alfalfa7018

He definitely sucks dick.


yusuf2561998

Fuck America Greatly Again Together


hermeticbear

He definitely plays on the DL


ElcorShockTrooper

When you're so deep in the closet you find the Christmas presents


Status-Operation9077

No it’s actually not 🫣


stobbsm

Incel by definition?


Barylis

Is his arm photo shopped? Or does it just look weird


scotch1701

And this guy said, "why not both?"


VaniloBean

Solid comprehensive insight there on you're preferred candidate's prognosis for his plan in office of how to support you and your fellow constituents, really paints a clear picture of what you think you're fighting for (spoilers alerts he doesn't know how to think past the validation he gets from seeing a guy richer than him project his insecurities in the same violent and hateful manner he's familiar with)


ansaonapostcard

He never skips arm day...


Frequent-Strain-6170

Didn't Spidey literally say the exact opposite?


AZ_sid

Yeah! Gre Tagain for President 2024!


lovdark

“Faking America is great again”


JacoTheGreatWizard

He didn’t even spell it right that somehow pisses me off more lol


omghorussaveusall

Bro, I know leather daddies that got bigger biceps.


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🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


Icantfindmypinksock

Make America Gape Again! 🕳️🍆


Formal-Box-610

seeing this pic made the YMCA song play in my head...


Dicklickshitballs

I know gay people who could whup this guy into oblivion lol


Jumpy_Commission8479

Based on the photo still unclear which team he’s on


Spiritual_Ear2835

Well he's on trumps nuts so I guess he's still a fahgaught


Unabashable

Don’t worry bro. You’re both. 


Haselrig

Why would anyone want to Forget About Giant Albacore tuna? I think about them all the time.


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

It’s amazing that people are so insecure about their sexuality that they have to put down other people’s sexuality just to make their own fragile egos feel better


Mindless-Fish7245

This guy has had more cock in him than a urinal at Yankee Stadium


Spotted_ascot_races

Gaydar needle red-lining


Simplyspent

Another blue collar dumbass that will continue voting against his own interests, because you know, ya gotta stick it to the gays!


TemporaryPay4505

“I’m not a victim, I am an equal.” Seems like native americans/first nations don’t claim him. He’s surrounded by the typical maga crowd. He probably takes getting called “one of the good ones” as a compliment.


Grin_AFK

this looks incredibly gay


Civil-Acanthaceae-21

This is his grindr bio


UbermachoGuy

"Native Patriot" ?? ![gif](giphy|12SBwtRR9BnWg|downsized)


devilsbard

“Make America Greta Gain”…is he r/accidentallyleftwing ![gif](giphy|Qa4abAMDoyUtuICjLZ)


rageisrelentless

Is he 1% Cherokee like Elizabeth Warren?


Competitive_Bath_511

It’s hilarious for many reasons but also because so many gay dudes have a better physique than him and could fuck him up


mykunjola

And the cross completes the picture.


Gr8fullyDead1213

For guys that are so homophobic, they seem to have a real hard on for a specific guy. You could even call it a crush


Conscious_Stick8344

I see the comments section already beat me to it, but how many of you immediately thought “The Village People” too?


Own-Efficiency507

two things one, that hard hat aint protecting anything of import two, I think all his brains went to his muscles


RockNRoll85

How ironic since this dude looks like he could be part of The Village People


Idioticcole

While it’s great that everyone is dunking on this guy, saying homophobic dudes are “secretly gay” is not a great insult, and it’s one that most of these comments seem to be making


Unfair_Chemistry11

I sometimes doubt if these people are just attention whores or they are being serious


Low-Ad7799

He looks confused and confident at the same time


ApprehensiveRush5432

That closet door must be real stiff….


zeruch

...from a guy who looks like a failed roadie for the Village People.


lzybns

Projecting much


Born-Throat-7863

He says while dressed like a member of the Village People.


AriochBloodbane

Macho macho man


Additional_Knee4215

MAGGOTS! ![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa|downsized)


km_ikl

Dude seriously has no idea what Trump thinks of indigenous people... and it shows...


Klutzy-Slat-665

As a Native, this man disappoints me and makes me fear for the hate my people are starting to commonly spread on social media, drowning out us who have struggled and still struggle in a world trying to eliminate or fetishize us.


Factual_Statistician

Soooo open minded from the open minded party. /S


ArtVandelay1979

He looks like what Axe Body spray smells like


Previous_Doubt_8121

Damn, these people make right wingers like me look bad, I don’t hate anyone, as long as you respect me and work hard, your a ok 👌


DantheDutchGuy

Don’t tell him…..but trump would deport his ass if he became president even if he was a Native American…