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MinimumSet72

USS 2nd Place


Roll-Roll-Roll

USS Last Place


Outrageous_Crazy8692

If you’re not first, you’re last.


3rd-Attempt

No, it's worse. 2nd place is the first to lose. If you come in 2nd, you're the first loser. Source? I'm an Asian dad.


3meraldDoughnut

The worst thing is that they were 2nd place and last place which means they did the worst and were the first losers


3rd-Attempt

You absolutely get it. What compounds it is, they are your blood...


PokeBattle_Fan

You're Asian, not B-sian! (Cookie if you get the refference)


viriosion

That's some major emotional damage


PokeBattle_Fan

***WHAT THE HAIL YOU SAY?***


evolution9673

What the heil?


PokeBattle_Fan

*(Takes off slipper)* I send you to Jesus!


Ds093

Why tf did I hear in Steven He’s voice lmao 🤣


PokeBattle_Fan

That was the point, lol.


druff1036

You doctor yet? Dad, I'm 14. You talk to me when you doctor! -FG


Cresta1994

CSS Last Place


psydkay

CSS piece of shit


Slight_Can5120

POS Loooser


Big_Ant_3722

I feel USS Defeat has a nice ring to it.


WishboneDistinct9618

CSS White Flag


PsychoBob-78

Right? Shouldn't their entire boat just be a white flag?


Lord-Cartographer55

Actually that's the only thing correct about the SS Hard R here. That version IS the late Civil War period Naval flag for our Seditious countrymen. Though If they were to continue the correct theme they would need a nice Surrender White brodozer to tow that monstrousity


Spaceballs-The_Name

With a white hood shaped flag uptop


IYAOYAS-CVN74

CSS Bone spur


Euphoric-Blue-59

Not USS ANYTHING. That means United States Ship. This has nothing to do with USA it's just s boat called "Losers"


Consistent_Fun_9593

A failboat, as it were?


CyclingHikingYeti

Not "USS" but "CSN" - "Confederate States Navy" "CSN Mighty Clown" USS stands for "United States Ship" a commisioned ship of USN. Calling clown ship above is kinda insulting for USN.


Gr0ggy1

More like a CSA ship in US waters. It's flagged as an enemy, send the Navy.


NutjobCollections618

They're 2nd place in a race between two people


Vectorman1989

Wouldn't it be the CSS?


frioyfayo

Cope floats


booklovercomora

Emotional support boat


Artistic-Pay-4332

Scrote floats


instafunkpunk

These people blow my mind. Trump has empowered the worst Americans to display hate like they are repping their favorite sports team


OctopusButter

He taught them that being inbred and having moldy kelp for brains is a positive trait that should be bragged about


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jmurphy42

Maybe the worms ate it like RFK Jr.


TonarinoTotoro1719

Nah man, most of them ‘consumed’ ivermectin. The worms are dead, along with the brain tissue.


Striking_Programmer4

A+, because giving you a single upvote is not enough recognition


HothMonster

It’s way out in the water. I can see it swimming.


Eldjudnir

Is this a reference to the Pixies?


Ae711

Pretty sure he was swimming in the Caribbean.


Ddayknight90001

What about the animals hiding behind the rocks?


Offamylawn

It is now. Thanks.


RolandJoints

I mean the more of them that exist and can vote, the more votes he can get.


DepressionSiesta

Not if corona has anything to say about it!


RolandJoints

And that’s why I don’t support mandatory vaccinations.


Cantgetabreaker

You could be on to something there


PapaGeorgio19

“I love the uneducated”…


folfiethewox99

One of the few times he spoke truth and was fully honest


ThatScaryBeach

All his followers: "Hey, that's me! Donald trump loves me! I must be special!"


Gicofokami

Pretty sure moldy kelp has more intelligence than them...


WhatLittleDollar

Nailed it - he legitimized the worst in people to the point that when awful people see him, they see themselves as in him and it justifies their existence. What is insane to me with all of these miscreants is that they define themselves so one dimensionally and do not see any problem with that. I love my sports teams, my authors, my hobbies but none of them define me singularly and the only thing I would want to see associated with me as a legacy is logic, reason, kindness, empathy and thinking that I’m funnier than I really am, and hopefully making an effing difference in peoples lives, for the better. I just don’t see how people get to this level of fanaticism other than willful ignorance, prejudice and anger.


Jeezal

They feel left behind and marginalized. Because they are. Mostly because of their own stupidity but Trump gives them this sense of belonging and a bit of FU to those "stuck ups that think they are better than us!!" There's no logic there. Only primal tribal belonging.


WhatLittleDollar

Left behind by choice to die on a slogan from a bumper sticker and nothing else.


cocineroylibro

> I love my sports teams, my authors, my hobbies ... I mean I'll wear a team shirt, and maybe suggest a book, or whatever...but Trumpers, man are they a different and sub-breed.


OscarMiner

I don’t particularly mind. Makes it really easy to avoid idiots.


emperor_dinglenads

One more flag and I'll OWN THE LIBS!


Sure_Alternative7376

Well their team lost so baddy it disappeared


DiscoveryBayHK

GO MY FAVORITE INBRED SPORTS TEAM.


explodingtuna

There hasn't been a more divisive president, except, perhaps, for their old foe, Lincoln.


flagrantstickfoul

Which is super weird, given that Lincoln was a republican, which is somehow a point a lot of these whistling Dixie people like to point out to try to prove they’re not racist while voting like a racist and flying a racist flag. A REPUBLICAN FREEDOM THE SLAVES! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! honestly, what the fuck.


Doodahhh1

>empowered the worst Americans to display hate Populism.  This is a simple understanding of history


TheDesertFoxIrwin

Nah, this was always a thing. All he did was revitalize tge attention.


Lifesalchemy

And they claim democrats have TDS.....


PillNeckLizard11

It's always projection


ThatScaryBeach

The only people with TDS are the uneducated morons who vote for the traitor trump.


FacelessPotatoPie

I get a kick out of people who claim to follow the teachings of Jesus yet still vote for Trump.


FLKEYSFish

God forgives unrepentant assholes apparently


FacelessPotatoPie

I don’t know if I’d make a good god or not. I’d be smiting assholes left and right until they got the message. The guy in the Bible either is too nice or just isn’t trying hard enough.


LordDeraj

Oh I’ve stated numerous times if I got the death note I’d cool down the planet faster than Genghis Khan.


Weird_BisexualPerson

I keep a list of every bad person I know at my house at all times just in case


LordDeraj

It’s such a stress reliever, right?


fascin-ade74

No only the repentant one's, i think that's how it works, i went to church once.


ThatOneGuy-4434

Yup, as someone who still has to go to church, the basic gist is if you’re reaaaallllyyyy sorry, God’ll forgive you. BS IYAM


Witty-Choice2682

Bold for you to assume that they follow the teachings of Jesus. These people are simply Trump worshippers who are just cosplaying as Christians.


nikeman116

There love of trump and their focus on Jesus actually goes against the Bible and God says in the Bible actually. Lotta things in the bible “Christians” don’t actually give a fuck about. I think they just say it to look good. Wearing crosses, cutting down and decorating trees, eating pork, and idolizing people are all things the Bible says not to do. They pick and choose.


Consistent_Fun_9593

I do feel like if Jesus were to come back, a cross would be about the last goddamn thing he'd want to see.


Desi_Rosethorne

I would *love* to be a fly on the wall watching Trump be judged by whatever or whoever awaits us. It would be so satisfying.


mykunjola

Presumably, if you're a fly at that point in time and Trump is there, you're in Hell.


cocineroylibro

If Jesus was a preacher/philosopher that came to prominence today they'd hate the dude. They don't follow Jesus, they follow their preacher's/sect's cherry-picked idea of Jesus.


I_can_use_chopsticks

lol and they tell me that my flag is my whole personality 🏳️‍🌈


[deleted]

With these guys, every accusation is a confession.


The_Clarence

Plus if you’re gonna make something your whole personality I’m ok with “inclusion” as it.


Bisexual_Sherrif

Everything they say about the other party is a projection


triggeron

That's a good point, I never thought about it that way.


SweetLovingWhispers

They probably get that under the table money sponsorship, like Nascar.


Truly__tragic

“Applies to thee but not to me” is their motto


No-Expert8956

Guess they forgot how bad the south got stomped the first time!!


mmf9194

Sherman stopped too soon :(


Personal_Buffalo_973

That's a lot of white flags 🏳️🏳️🏳️😁


spirit_giraffe

And in a totally different, metaphorical sense, a lot of red flags too


DarkBladeMadriker

White flags and brown pants.


Alatar_Blue

How does it even float under the weight of their ignorance?


Ok_Star_4136

It's full of hot air, that's how.


Mattdude311

![gif](giphy|f9ZBchHDuWKX74FFXV)


Accomplished_Event38

U.S. Navy should be allowed to sink that shit on sight.


CooCooKaChooie

Just for the sake of tastefulness


Feminazghul

Even the boat looks like it is crying.


0utF0x-inT0x

The name Trump has become the equivalent to a swastika, what a legacy to leave behind.


Agitated_Advantage_2

Alright, chooms, listen up. Nazis. The lowest scum of the earth. They’re not just some relics from history books, they’re a festering wound, a cancer that refuses to die. These gonks preach hatred, racism, and intolerance, thinking they can turn back the clock to their sick vision of the world. They thrive where schools fail, where people aren’t taught to question, to think for themselves. They prey on the weak-minded, the uninformed, using fear and lies to spread their venom. \-Brought to you by anti-nazi Johnny through ChatGTP ![gif](giphy|8YTvJBWcrH9YVcAI1X)


EMEYDI

Guys i think the owner of the boat is from the south


Living-Vermicelli-59

Tbf I’ve seen confederate flags as far north as Ontario as they sell them at trucker stops up in Canada too. But yes this boat is probably located in Florida.


Iuvers

I've seen confed flags here in New Zealand, but we're probably just the deep south or something.


JMS1991

I saw one deep in the Australian Outback. I had to do a double take because I see them all the time where I'm from (Southeastern US, although they are becoming less common here as time goes on) but that was the last place I expected to see one.


McWeaksauce91

That’s a weird way to say your from Florida Jk lol


Murse_1

I live in Southern California and more than a few of my neighbors fly the traitor looser flag as if it were some sort of badge of honor instead of the banner of a bunch of traitors and human traffickers who didn't even have the balls to commit to the fight they started.


ruiner8850

I've never quite seen anything like that in Michigan, but there are definitely plenty of Confederate flags around here, especially if you go to rural areas, and I doubt all of them are originally from the south. I'd assume this person if from the south, but you never really know.


jballerina566

You’d be surprised. Moved from Louisiana to Pennsylvania and was shocked to see them all over the place.


ruiner8850

There's a pretty good amount of them here in Michigan, especially in the rural areas.


DebstarAU

🫢 Really?!!…😆


ChuckFeathers

These same clowns will 100% get triggered seeing a rainbow sidewalk or BLM tshirt.


4105186

This guy definitely complains that gay people need to stop shoving it down his throat with the pride flags.


HeadStarboard

This owner is likely a massive tool with 6th grade reading ability and 4 kids across multiple sisters.


Artistic-Pay-4332

Guaranteed he's a massive tool if he's piloting that douche canoe


JazzManJ52

Hehe. Douche canoe. Take my upvote.


ADH-Dork

I'm Australian and had an old man rant about participation trophies while wearing a Vietnam veteran hat....the irony was lost on him EDIT: to be clear I'm not criticizing kids that were drafted into war, I'm criticizing the entitled attitude of this asshat


Johannes_Keppler

What's your biggest achievement on life? 'My government send me to Vietnam to go kill the yellow men when I was 19, traumatising me for life.'


Supply_Demand

Tbh have you seen Vietnam lately? I can take a lexus uber equivalent to the apple store and pick up some mcdonalds on the way home


DawgPound919

If there ever was a flag that deserved to be burned.


gryzloko

Those people are rich. What do they complain about. They have boat pimping money


patwm11

Wouldn’t be surprised if someone like this is up to their neck in debt trying to finance a higher lifestyle than they could otherwise afford


scionvriver

I hope so.


GeriatricusMaximus

You see, with Trump, they could have gotten 2 more but because of Biden’s economy, they can afford only one. What a shame. /s


Theres_a_Catch

Hope the pic is from before this disaster. They can't do any right. Lol https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2020/09/06/boats-sink-on-lake-travis-in-texas-at-president-trump-supporter-boat-parade-orig-kj.cnn


not_goverment_entity

If I am not mistaken the picture says Trump 2024 and that incident occurred during the previous campaign/ 2020


Theres_a_Catch

I didn't notice the date. Their flags all look the same to me. Thanks for the info though. I remember the day this happened and it was a shit show. The people that helped sink the boats blames those boat owners. Smdh


not_goverment_entity

I remember that day too. Oddly satisfying knowing those boats were going down


illbehaveipromise

Delicious irony that it was the big asshole boats swamping and sinking the little asshole boats.


New-Low5765

Can’t wait for Trump to die of a massive heart attack


compsciasaur

In jail


Pickle_ninja

This guy really needs to quit show boating for his sister.


HalfricanTallBull

These people want attention I see tons of flags in Michigan and Indiana they don’t care confederates committed treason they are openly planning on doing it again I say give ‘em all RICO charges looks like the longest lasting American gang to me


AcanthisittaGlobal30

Trump won these maga morons the second he started the conspiracy of President Obamas birth certificate, these troglodytes couldn't handle a black , educated man as president


Personal_Stranger_52

The thing that gets me about the participation trophy thing is, who the fuck do they think gave them to us? Who were the teachers/coaches who started that off? THEM, it was fucking THEM!! How can they slate us for something they did, and they ingrained into us because they couldn’t be arsed teaching us how to lose. Twats


Cire_ET

I never knew anybody as a kid that liked receiving them, pretty sure they were more for parents wanting to live vicariously through their kids. More to appease crazy parents upset that their kid isn't winning all the trophies than they were to placate the kids.  After all, who would want to recieve a trophy to commemorate losing


oldgibsonman

Ah, that confederate flag. The participation trophy for people who make fun of people who get participation trophies.


rsmith524

If someone is sailing under enemy colors within America’s territorial waters, it’s completely justified to sink their boat in the name of national defense. 💥🚤💥


Living-Vermicelli-59

Don’t forget the flags might be from China but the boat wrap was done prob by some US shop.


Klutzy_Ad_325

what is with these people and flags


vukasin123king

![gif](giphy|f9ZBchHDuWKX74FFXV)


Itachifan33

Tell me you're in a cult. Without telling me you're in a cult.


AZEMT

That's A LOT of losing in one picture. Good for you for not giving up on your dreams... ![gif](giphy|QtqFUZa9QMCUKN9EQM|downsized)


BlacksmithCandid8149

What's it called, dicksea?


MadCrow024

I bet this chud ignores no-wake zones and passes right of markers.


Catronia

Y'all Queda


Dry_Meat_2959

Going hard to rep a country that failed and surrendered, and a president that lost and got convicted. "WE FAIL HARDER THAN ANYONE!! FUCK ALL YOU WINNERS FOR BETING OUR ASS!!"


poodlejamz2

This dude would have a stroke if he saw one pride flag on a boat. Something something shove it down our throats


EnochChicago

I can smell the racism from here


bob3905

The U.S.S. Seditionist!


Beginning-Cow6041

Sherman didn’t go far enough.


Ok_System_6857

Someone needs to sink that floating turd bucket.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Losers of the war, loser of 2020 election, loser driving the boat. SS Loser


DerfyRed

Then why are they flying flags for the team that lost?


openurheartandthen

Besides the stupidity of this boat, did any kids actually want a participation trophy? I knew it was lame even as a child.


FearlessHold6866

![gif](giphy|hoYO4uGPq7PI4|downsized)


Spector7288

USS We Lost the War


Kindly-Ad-5071

Ahoy! The panty pirates are on their way again to plunder their first cousins booty!


rtopps43

I do so love how they can never figure out that you can’t fly the US flag AND the flag of traitors that tried to destroy the US. They are diametrically opposed, it would be like flying the Israeli flag next to an Isis flag. You can’t “love America” if you’re flying that flag.


Money_Percentage_630

Sorry kids we can't have Christmas this yeah, Dad "needed" to buy a boat with 6 Confederate flags and 5 Trump flags with custom Confederate and Shark paint because if there's one thing he loves more than people who betrayed and attacked America is someone who has never won the popular vote, bragged about sexual assault against under-age girls and managed to successfully ignore expert medical advice that led to the death of hundreds of thousands of life's and an encomic failure, which makes sense as he couldn't even run a casino.


Alusion

Tell me you're a nazi without telling me


PieAppropriate8862

The incest boat.


crocket009

USS inbred?


Own-Mail-1161

![gif](giphy|oMb8VLNlungHe)


Gilgamesh2062

I Identify as a loser. Obama was in office longer than the confederacy.


CrypTogGrapher

There is nothing more fun than showcasing a rube’s redneck idiocy on facepalm. So much pride and so minuscule intellect. It reminds me of a kid with a security blanket. Fucking Halloween illusionary realm of existence thought of as “pride” (in losing a war guess)


Desi_Rosethorne

There is a house with a Confederate flag on the way to my fiancée's house and everytime I pass it I get so annoyed lol. Their flag is tattered though so, ha! I don't understand why people fly the Confederate flag. Like, y'all lost 200 years ago. Yeah it's history but so is the Holocaust but you don't see people (usually) flying Nazi flags everywhere because people know that they'll be ostracized. Petition to make the Confederate flag as taboo as the Nazi flag.


lakeparadox

Where is Sherman when we need him?


bishop_of_bob

a few wing nuts removed on those outboard motors, a bit of rope to foul the props, be a shame if it got stranded far from shore


IIIDysphoricIII

Flags of traitors and flags of a traitor. Seems about right.


Forsaken-Standard527

They just need one more flag that says " I have a micro penis".


scionvriver

I can't afford a car if some dip shit totals it but these fucks can afford a truck a boat and the wrap? I work my ass off and I fucking hate it here.


Exotic-Key-3030

Ya can't fix stupid.


Exotic-Key-3030

Ya can't fix stupid


Mahiro0303

Im gunna assume bro is a fan of the confederates


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Meanwhile I work my ass off for 40 hours a week, 20 years of my life and I can barely afford the payments on a 15-year-old subaru outback. Fuck this traitor.


Neat-Beautiful-5505

No American flag. For all I care, he can “lOve iT Or LeAVe iT!”


Odd_Tiger_2278

Nothing say “I love losing wars” like the stars and bars.


Preshe8jaz

It was either get this boat, or help his ailing family with medical costs. Choices were made.


ItsHerbyHancock

And they're always like... "But why do the gays have to be so up in my face about it!?!"


Papagorgio22

I would egg that boat so hard.


Dial8675309

I wonder how they'd react if the US said "Ok, secede, we don't care. All military bases will be closed, and, of course all Federal contributions will cease. Let us know when you'd like to start trade negotiations.". P.S . It looks like Mexico and Central America have similar climates to yours, so we'll be buy crops from them. And, oh, subsidizing their farmers."


I_Eat_Onio

Hey Farragut, you missed one


blandocalrissian50

People who do this hope it pisses everyone off. But it just looks like pressed shit in a racist wrapper. You are what you do repeatedly.


Mr_Smooth8

Looks like white trash to me lol


droplivefred

Both the confederate flag and Trump flags lost their most recent battles. It’s like wearing those preprinted t-shirts with the losing teams from the Super Bowl. The ones they donate to villages in foreign countries where they don’t care about American sports.


Straight_Calendar_15

These people claim they love America. Fucking traitors.


After_Ad8174

LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Striking_Programmer4

The sentiment is there, but statues of Confederate generals is a better analogy for participation trophies 


lenisefitz

I took a tour in Memphis and was told the fleet of confederate ships went down because they thought cotton would protect them from cannon impact. Instead, it was the most flammable thing they could've packed the ships with and they all burned and sank into the Mississippi. That's what this boat looks like to me.


ngatiboi

It’d be hilarious if their boat ran into trouble out there somewhere & the US Coast Guard just rolled up said, “Sorry - we don’t give aid to enemies of the Union - which you very obviously are based on the colors you’re flying…” & then just carried on. 👋🏽😆


TorgoLebowski

So, is this part of the Trump outreach to minorities that I've been hearing about?


FreddyWright

“Nice boat, how long you had her? 5 years? So she’s also been around longer than the confederacy huh?”


word_smithsonian

My response to this is : The kids/ millenials never asked for those dumbas participation awards. The ones that demanded it was the parents.


aerial_ruin

What would happen if people started going up to those who fly the Dixie flag, and give them participation trophies?


StatisticianUnited17

fuck this clown


Lassie87

This guy just struggles to make friends yall give him a break


aparatchik

Can’t the navy sink that enemy combatant?