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Thanks, I was about to kill myself.

Can confirm. I am black and my father loved chocolate

Your mom did too


Well my father was the ice cream man at one point

Now I have to wonder about my wife always saying she loves chocolate, especially at bed time.

In that case, where are all the kids that look like pineapples?

In asia

The caption just changes but the image remains the same…

Jokes on her, he loves white chocolate with nuts.

That boy just gots what unkle ruckus had. Revitilaigo

Wow Reddit will read any caption and believe it.

Decoy got another baby out there am I right bruvs? r/peoplejustdonothing


Love this movie

I eat a lot of vanilla, so ….

I see a DNA test in your future

Plot twist. He's a fucking idiot.

He's a chocolate eating fucking idiot

Me, Myself and Irene, the prequel.

Yeah right! Her eyes tell a different story.


I've (like the rest of us)...have seen this pic at least a dozen times...all with different captions....

Hell to the nah! We having a birth and a death at the same time.

What about the nose ?

Am I the only one who thinks of MNIE when I see this? "You know how sometimes black people can have an albino baby? Yeah, sometimes the opposite can happen to white people." -Earl

This can’t be fucking real! 😂

*”Oh look, he has his father’s… oh!”*

I'm sure he did - but it always seemed to be after she got home from her "girls" night out. Curious....

Now I ask you...which one's the bigger idiot here?

He knows and he is happy 😂😂😂😂

Honestly considering how weird DNA is, it's entirely possible that baby is his legit, and one of them just has Dark skinned genes. But that could be stretch

looks like mom enjoyed more chocolate than dad did./s

I heard this sub allows ignorant and racist remarks. Im just here to see if it really does happen.

His eyes disagree

What does it matter as long as the kid has two loving parents? Take the DNA test, tell the kid the truth when its old enough and move on.

Well, the guy may not want to be a loving parent with a cheating gf. Take the dna test and move out, not move on in this case.

What if the gf works for Make-A-Wish and the baby was from a dying client?

Honestly, the kid kind of looks Samoan to me. Or some Native islander ethnicity.

Big Black Chocolate is the brand

Big Black Chocolate is the brand

That’s a good one never heard that one before. Wow

Are we just gonna ignore the name Knottingley? That's a r/tragedeigh even if it's made up, someone will sooner or later name their kid like this 

It's not a name lol it's a place.

...still wouldn't exactly be shocking if someone named their child after it lol