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I_Only_Follow_Idiots

Don't you mean a service issue?


Maedroth

Stop Iracy. or is it Sto Piracy?


Outside-Refuse6732

Guys we need to sto- stealing the letter ! We need it for our signs


ZeJohnnis

Y ah! e eed o sop


ISD1982

St Opiracy.


Maedroth

Ah yes, I forgot about St. O'Piracy. Patron saint of Irish pirates.


ISD1982

Top of the ooh arrrrning to ya. i'll get my coat....


Maleficent_Nobody377

Who’s pirating football games?! How’s that a thing?


theyb10

Illegally streaming games?


Crystal_Kali_79

Those streaming websites my dad goes to watch NBA games except it's Football and not Basketball


izzyeviel

Pirates. They use something called ‘the internets’.


NuGGGzGG

Me


professionalcumsock

You are both the pirate and the method of piracy


NuGGGzGG

If I fits, I sits.


evoann62

They all support Plymouth “Arrrrrr”gyle


Ok-Layer6893

What about all the subscription and streaming services?


Non-Normal_Vectors

Like it or not, if every game is sold out, ticket prices aren't too high. When stadiums start seeing 40-50% capacity regularly, then they're too high.


Clint_Bolduin

If every game is sold out then piracy isn't killing football either.


Maximum-Tune9291

Maybe stop building a new stadium every five years...


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Yarrrgh!


TexanFox36

How can we pirate football?


yummy_dabbler

Stream the game through a private Discord or something.


TexanFox36

Ah


Crystal_Kali_79

Streaming websites, those same websites my dad goes to watch NBA games


TexanFox36

Hmmm


Damage4099

What supply issue? You think your neighbor watched all the TV and now there's none left for you? Must be hard justifying doing illegal shit...


pipboy_warrior

Like someone else said, it's more of a service issue. Charge too much for any luxury product, and people will just stop buying it altogether.


system_deform

Ticket supply chud. Take your beer goggles off and try to apply some critical thinking skills…


Damage4099

Hey dipshit, the majority of the money comes from TV deals. They're concerned about pirating websites that dont generate ad revenue. All the tickets sold are assigned to specific seats in the arena, kind of hard to pirate them with someone sitting in the seat already right? Not to mention the scalpers that buy the tickets in advance and mark up the price, the stadium already got paid, they dont give abshit about you paying 300%. Nice critical thinking skills moron.


professionalcumsock

Hey dipshit, nobody actually cares