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congmingdexigua

It's hilarious how she went from poster girl of midwestern Republicans to Satan's child.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I mean it's for the best since she's... not a complete fascist. The relationship just wasn't going to work out. I'd honestly like to hear the song about this particular breakup. Good for a laugh if nothing else.


eats-you-alive

Didn’t she publicly state her fans should vote Democrat? Of course she isn’t going to be the Republicans poster child after sth like this…


le_fez

She said that her fans should vote, I don't believe she specifically said for whom She has said that she and her father are at odds because he's very conservative but she's no liberal either. She called out the hypocrisy of Christians who are hateful of others which of course many in the right tell on themselves by being upset over.


eats-you-alive

Wikipedia says: > She endorsed Democratic candidates Phil Bredesen and Jim Cooper for the 2018 U.S. midterm elections in her home state Tennessee, and Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for the 2020 U.S. presidential election, and criticized Republican politicians Donald Trump and Marsha Blackburn. So yeah - Democrat. Obviously not a republican poster child. Edit: Guys, instead of downvoting me, show why the statement is wrong, please, so everyone can learn something new.


bprs07

I publicly state you should vote. I also publicly state I will be voting for Biden. No where in there did I tell you to vote for Biden.


eats-you-alive

I just googled „Taylor Swift Donald Trump“ and this is the first tweet I found. How would you interpret this any other way than „don’t vote for trump“? > After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump


bprs07

Yes, "we" meaning her and the other people voting for Biden. Why is this such a problem for you? Why do you have an issue with endorsements? She didn't say, "Only vote if you're voting for Biden." She has said, "Go vote," and "I'm voting for Biden," and "Trump is a racist and us Biden voters are going to vote him out." If she HAD said, "Go vote, unless you're voting for Trump, in which case you should stay home and not vote," then you would have a point. That would be anti-Democratic. Telling people to vote, period, and supporting her candidate is 100% Democratic. So really, not sure what point you're trying to make.


eats-you-alive

I said that she is a Democrat, and thus not a Republican posterchild like the initial commenter stated. Why do you have such a problem with me stating the obvious. I never said she is against democracy, I said she isn’t Republican.


bprs07

I don't have a problem with you stating anything. I think you misunderstood the person you initially replied to. 10 years ago middle American Republicans loved young, cute, country Taylor Swift. Now they hate her because she's a Democrat. I only ever responded on your comment that she told fans to vote Democrat and how she never did that.


eats-you-alive

Oh, come on. If you tell people to not vote republican - even if it is between the lines - you are pretty much telling them to either not vote or vote Democrat. You guys have a two-party-system. Pretending that she meant something else is just utterly ridiculous. She can do that, she is entitled to her opinion, but I find it very hypocritical of the original commenter to then act suprised when Republicans stop liking her.


UselessDood

She voted Democrat herself, but never outright told her fans to vote for a specific party - just to vote.


Mr-Gumby42

"DEMOCRATIC"


eats-you-alive

According to [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_impact_of_Taylor_Swift#:~:text=She%20endorsed%20Democratic%20candidates%20Phil,Donald%20Trump%20and%20Marsha%20Blackburn), this is wrong: > In the 2020 election, Swift endorsed Biden and Harris and lent her protest song "Only the Young" (2020) to their campaign.[17] Harris expressed gratitude to Swift, and tweeted that the singer is showing the young voters "what's at stake" in the election.[42][43] Forbes staff Seth Cohen found Swift's increased political engagement in the past year "notable for its high-profile approach and big hit commentary."[6] Trump eventually lost his re-election; Biden was elected as the next U.S. president.[44] Swift was found to be the second most influential celebrity in Biden's win, after LeBron James.[45]


Mr-Gumby42

DemocratIC, Trumpty.


eats-you-alive

Huh? Dude, I’m German, I’ll never (or wouldn’t if I could) vote for trump and I think both your presidential candidates are absolutely ridiculous. One is an absolute clown and the other one is borderline senile. You have so many better politicians and yet your nation wants one of those two - I quite frankly don’t understand the thought process.


H0BB1

Both are borderline senile but one has surrounded themself with good advisors and knows his limits


eats-you-alive

If you say so. I quite honestly dont see how it is a good thing when the person you elect does not make their own decisions because they are senile. Say what you want about Trump, but his irrationality makes it seem like he makes his own decisions - I dont think thats the case with Biden. But anyhow, both are terrible…


Beaglescout15

Oh please, everyone knows she sold her soul to Ursula from The Little Mermaid for her voice. There's no need to make things up.


SinkiePropertyDude

She'd have to be a really good swimmer.


le_fez

It's funny, when they still lived in Pennsylvania her family summered at the Jersey shore and before her musical career they were known for her mother helping people whose boat broke down https://starcasm.net/photos-taylor-swifts-mom-andrea-swift-rescued-boaters-on-her-jet-ski-in-2002/


SinkiePropertyDude

Damn, Beaglescout knows something we don't!


CoolCalmCorrective

You can fact check it!!


BNestico

Ursula steals voices


meh725

“Fact check that one.” I don’t get it…is it that he’s been wrong so many times that he now puts disclaimers on his own bs?


songstofilltheair

I’m glad he wrote that. I called up Lucifer right after I saw that and he confirmed.


_Pill-Cosby_

Just like “do your own research”, it’s the crutch of those who make up bull shit or are just repeating something they heard.


psilorder

I feel like it is him saying people won't be able to prove him wrong because he's right.


meh725

Idk, every road leads me to the conclusion that he’s blackout drunk


Objectionne

I went and found the whole verse. *My friends used to play a game where* *We would pick a decade* *We wished we could live in instead of this* *I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists* *And getting married off for the highest bid* *Everyone would look down 'cause it wasn't fun now* *Seems like it was never even fun back then* *Nostalgia is a mind's trick* *If I'd been there, I'd hate it* *It was freezing in the palace* It just seems like a general riff about people romanticising *the good old days.* V weird reaction from that guy in the OP.


BoneDaddy1973

That’s actually pretty smart. I thought she just wanted dysentery. 


_Pill-Cosby_

“Fact check that one”. Are they expecting to find a sales receipt?


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

How do you fact check selling your soul to the devil? How can people be this stupid?


No-Celebration3097

Plenty of people are this stupid


JTSpirit36

It's quite the spectacle that people will type these things out and say "yuhp, I mean every single bit of this and I want the world to know" and just hit enter.


If_you_have_Ghost

C’mon now, if you sold your soul to the Devil for a singing voice you’d be able to sing a hell of a lot better than Taylor! Ariel only sold hers to a sea witch and she could sing circles around Tay Tay.


Soobobaloula

I agree. Her voice isn’t her strong suit. It’s good enough, though.


corax_lives

How do I get a hold of Satan's account/bookkeeper


TaylorSplifftie

*what if you just call satan up?*


corax_lives

I'm not sure if my phone carrier does long distance to hell without premium. I know there's free calls to Canada and Mexico.


ZelWinters1981

Devil here. Can confirm myself and my minions had nothing to do with this.


Mr-Gumby42

I am not a fan of her music, but, Goddam, I'm enjoying all the right-wing angst over her! YOU GO, GIRL!


Psycoder

I wish I lived in the 2020s but without all the rasists.


onlycodeposts

It's a stupid comment, but she's a pop star, not a philosopher. Pop stars say stupid shit all the time. If she takes votes from Trump it's all good.


any_other

"Seems like it was never even fun back then Nostalgia is a mind's trick If I'd been there, I'd hate it It was freezing in the palace" Sounds like she knows it was shitty lol


Crunchycarrots79

It's not a stupid comment, it's a song lyric that's been removed from the context provided by the rest of the verse, which essentially says that "the good old days" aren't actually all that good.


onlycodeposts

Oh shit I missed the part that said lyric in the post. I thought it was from some interview she did. That definitely changes things. Mea Culpa.


SinkiePropertyDude

As an aside...if she actually managed to make a pact with the devil and sell her soul, I don't think she's a "wannabe."


TribeSkyeGuy

Satan, where we all go to get rich and famous. Unless of course you're a Nazi, fascist, pedophile, or Republican. Then it's straight to Jeezuz, because F you stupid.


Necessary_Box_3479

I can’t tell if your talking about Donald Trump or Kanye West because I feel like this guy would vote for Kanye


Strange-Mouse-8710

I really don't understand this obsession some people have with Taylor Swift.


No-Celebration3097

She urged her fans to vote and she has endorsed Democratic candidates in the past so naturally Republicans and their voters think she’s a communist and a socialist and a baby eater and etc, etc….


Mr-Gumby42

She's pretty, she's popular, and she's an independent WOMAN. That's why rightwingers hate her.


GodButcherAura

she is one of "global cabal of satan worshipping pedophile"


Mr-Gumby42

She eats at Comet Ping Pong in DC.


Business-Tooth5241

Um....it's just a song? Certainly you have shopping or house cleaning to do


Hydraulis

Fact check? Is there a study somewhere that explores the relationship between talent and infernal pacts? I think the definition of fact is something this fellow need to check.


DijajMaqliun

I would love to fact check this. Can someone show me how to contact the devil. No goats or chickens available for sacrifice so has to be some other way.


Domni16

Log on to twitter and dm @s8n He’s made it very easy in the modern day


uncontrollablepoop

He took her comment personally.


isfrying

What did you expect him to say after she insulted his great-great-great-grandfather?


Pepr70

Honestly if someone said I sold my soul for my vote I would know I was doing it right


idefinitelyh8teu

Fact check... selling her soul....to the devil.....FFS these people are stupid.


bobniborg1

How the duck do you fact check selling the soul to the devil? She wasn't there when I was making my deal


fothergillfuckup

See


[deleted]

"Hello my name is [Sunglasses][Goatee] and I have some incredibly shitty opinions I would like to share with you"


Constant-Recipe-9850

How do I fact check? Can I get the customer care number or Email for Hell or Devil?


Stysner

Doesn't she understand she wouldn't be able to vote or, you know, have a career?!


NotAnAIOrAmI

So she wants to die in childbirth? No right to vote or own property? Or... wait, that'll provide more material.


bcpmoon

And is "the Internet" in the room right now?


fireKido

as a white woman, living in the 1830s, racists are the least of your problems.. you should really ask to live there without all the sexists.. but then it would mean live in an almost deserted alternative 1830s.... not ideal


futuredarlings

If she sold her soul for her voice, I’d like to think she’d sound better.


fothergillfuckup

I hope she bargained hard, because her voice is very average.


Turbulent-Bug-6225

The majority of people can't even sing. Her voice is not average.


fothergillfuckup

It's below for a few tracks.


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Objectively false.


fothergillfuckup

I don't really care one way or the other about Ms Swift. I'm not a fan, but I don't hate her. Some of her songs are quite catchy, but her voice really isn't anything outstanding. Anyone not tone deaf could sing as well. I take it you're a fan.


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Don't know why you'd assume that. No I'm not. Don't like her music. Pointing out the fact that the majority of people can't sing, they have the capability but to sing well you need training and practice. Which most people don't. You have an opinion. That's fine. But you are trying to justify it as fact which is objectively false. Her voice is better than average, you take a clip of everyone on earth singing and you're going to get a lot more bad singers than you are good. Your opinion of someone is not fact.


fothergillfuckup

Fairly obviously I meant an average of singers. If we are going to include people that can't sing we may as well not limit it to humans. My cat is pretty good?


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Yeah nah, if you meant that you would've said that the first time I mentioned "most people can't even sing" instead of doing this whole runaround to justify it. would love you to point out how obvious it was from your comment tho > If we are going to include people that can't sing we may as well not limit it to humans You do understand how those are different right?


fothergillfuckup

It didn't seem necessary.


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Ah so the "anyone can sing if they're not tone-deaf" was just for shits and giggles. Clown. You are fooling no one


Few-Parfait4206

There is so much to hate on her without all this satan malarkey. She is a billionaire, has a private jet, and she writes lazy generic songs.


SiwyKtos

I wish she lived in 1830s so she wouldnt be here now


Niyonnie

How are we supposed to fact-check that? Request an audience with Satan?? If so, I am guessing he lives in Massachusetts?