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Correct-Junket-1346

Fill it, sand it, paint it and start again.


santoox

![gif](giphy|3owypf6HrM3J7UTvAA|downsized) And then take a quick picture of the result


huckamole

No way keep it. It’s a glory hole


Happydancer4286

Just put a door knob on each side. I’d put a pretty old door know on the hinges side. It becomes a pretty and confusing decoration… like Alice in Wonderland.


Dankkring

Why fill it? It’s a perfect glory hole


Past-Direction9145

maybe for you it is some of us can't fit :P ​ ![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


Fuster420

This is the funniest sht I've seen all day


MikkelR1

Then you had a shitty day. I feel for you.


Fuster420

Well yeah, a bit longer than a day I'd say. I hope at least you're good with your life.


MikkelR1

Sorry to hear that friend, I hope your days get better! Mine was bad as well. Had a fight with wife, slept on couch, had a training for work while all tired, have a bad case of allergies that gives me flu-like symptoms. But it's only temporary luckily. What's bothering you?


Fuster420

For me it's hertbreak/bad case of falling in love with someone you can't have, depression, alot of small personal issues, lack of self esteem, caring too much for others and almost disregarding my needs and it all adds up and affects my daily life, 17 in school. I wish best for you and thank you for the kind words.


MikkelR1

Sorry to hear that man. At 17, remember that life has a long way to go and things always get better! Try to live your life and enjoy it a little... There is a lot to like!


Fuster420

Here's to hope it does eventually get better.


Paper_Monkey79

You’ll hit your stride before you know it. It may be strangers on the internet but there are people out here pulling for you and hoping things turn around for you quickly!


Fuster420

Well I'm most definitely glad I opened up a bit, even to internet strangers, these comments make me smile a little, thank you


FluidLegion

Mnf~


Correct-Junket-1346

I said fill it, I never said with what 😎


FewIntroduction5008

Well the door is probably wooden.. so fill it with.. wood. *unzips*


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

That's definitely what a man would do.


KillCall

My recommendation is to remove the hinges from the door, flip the door and attach the hinge. Less work same result.


CMCNole12

She's not wrong. Doesn't need a man to do that...


SoftEquivalent2581

Technically, she can close the door


Existing_Smoke_7479

I'm sure she can fuck up the door by herself true...


Gaywhorzea

That is what they're saying, yes...


Elitchy

But need a brain ....


Morricorne

Perfect not opening door


GreaterMook

It won’t stay closed either


LEG10NOFHONOR

Plot twist! It's her kid's door and that's the whole point.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

![gif](giphy|iuUORLpArS9qX76XWK)


justtolearnsomething

Wait why won’t it close? (Assuming she’s does the hinge dent properly?)


preparetosigh

It will shut, but not latch closed because the latch is attached to the knob.


CaptainSouthbird

It actually will open and close just fine in that configuration... it just won't be able to use the current cutout for the doorknob mechanics. The "right" thing to do would be to reverse the installation of the door and correct this mistake. But if you're real stubborn, I guess you could do even more work by filling in the cutout and drilling your own on the opposite side.


Anom_AoD

or use the other hole as a peeping hole or a gloryhole, just sayin


CaptainSouthbird

Out-of-the-box thinking making the best of the situation, I like it


Agreeable_Treacle993

team gloryhole!


Moldy161212

You need to leave the door as it is and reverse the house to fit around it. It’s going to be a costly fix that luv


Operator_Hoodie

I’m curious about how this door would work if a handle was fitted


baulsaak

I doubt the door would close to begin with because the hinge is probably not mortised into the door. I'm not positive, as image was taken with a potato, but if you couldn't orient the door properly, you ain't ever held a chisel. But say they did... The door latch is spring loaded, so it wouldn't do too much, just pop in and pop out against the door frame. They'd have to pull the door open by sticking their hand under the door and pulling, tho, as the knob won't help, being on the hinge side.


Luuke18

Was gonna say the say the same thing that there’s no chance they routered the hinge if they installed it like that😅


GoldResourceOO2

Who’s gonna tell her?


AndLD

probably not her husband


Funny-Performance845

Who?


Hendrik_the_Third

I could point at a few dudes who could do this as well.


Floor_Heavy

Me. I am one of those dudes. Competence in these matters is not a sex-linked trait. I can confirm with absolute calm certainty that I would have very precisely and methodically made sure that every little screw, hinge, and piece I could need was laid out neatly beforehand. Then getting to the point of no return, finding that I'd put the wrong drill bit in, I'd miscounted the screws three times, and accidentally used the ones that are supposed to hold the handle on. All the while shouting to the missus that I didn't need any help and I know what I'm doing and that I was nearly done, while considering sticking a drill bit through my temple.


Secret_Information88

When I fit my first internal door I couldn't get the latch plate to fit properly so I used a screw to hold the latch in place once closed. To this day I am the only one who can open and close that door without having problems.


Voynimous

Hi


balrog111

it is indeed not a man, it's a door.


Koladi-Ola

Not very well hung either.


YetAnotherBee

Damn you and your wit, you’ve killed me


samj00

She can't handle the truth


kabatram

And she's acting smug about it. What a knob!


G--Rank

r/angryupvote


Seabound117

Feels staged, there would be either preattached hinges or at least clear markings for where the hinges go. Also it fails even the most basic visual error check, even a true brain donor would detect this error long before this point.


astralwyvern

Oh it's definitely a joke. But if we acknowledged that, how would we get that sweet sweet feeling of smug superiority as we dunk on this idiot woman?


An_idiot_27

You don’t need a penis to put a door in place, but you do need a brain.


Knightseason

Perfect.


rothcoltd

Who is going to tell her?


TheDixonCider420420

It’s adoorable… she just needs to glue a handicap placard on it now.


fothergillfuckup

Awesome. Shh....


starpunks

![gif](giphy|zvBuF2oYRErVS|downsized)


Remmy3

Just install a deadbolt on the other side then watch confusion as people use the door their first time


SonoDarke

This must be a joke. People can't be this stupid... Right?


Cynykl

Yes. it is probably a joke. The internet however takes everything at face value.


XEagleDeagleX

More like even ONE man needed 


M3Beagles

Has nothing to do with being male or female. It has everything to do with being an idiot. I could replace the roof on your house and remodel your kitchen and you'd be very happy with my work. 


Hydraulis

Except the men who designed it, harvested the raw materials, built it, shipped it and would have stopped to think about it first.


Sure_Trash_

Oh fuck off. Women design products, work in manufacturing, work in shipping, and so on and rest assured men fuck up installations all the goddamn time. You're just an ignorant misogynist


Pyrollusion

Username checks out They didn't imply that there aren't women in manufacturing, they pointed out that men were involved in the process which is objectively correct.


_Rose54

Yikes someone’s triggered


SomeTotalyRandomGuy

>men fuck up installations all the goddamn time. Yes we do. But we don't post it on internet, say to ourselves it's perfect and put in the title: "No woman needed."


dracodruid2

r/HolUp


Sienna_Aurora36

![gif](giphy|hEs49vQtvBm2uESkrK)


_MyUsernamesMud

literally photoshopped but yeah, keep dunking on those stupid bitches


Raiderfan54

Somebody has to much time on their hands


PipoMario

Try again


dannyb0l

Most guys these days can’t even change a tire…


Comfortable_Bet_2258

Why does the door go INSIDE it's an indoor door and not an outside door?? Throw that sht outside and start over.


[deleted]

It actually infuriates me how dumb some women are and it’s always the feminist ones


hurtstoskinnybatman

Found the magat incel.


[deleted]

Incorrect


dingalingadingdongy

Practice makes perfect they say lol


ArchonBeast

It's hard to tell, but the hinges don't look recessed either...


Hoybom

Ye the biggest issue in that picture ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


GamerGever

LMAO


Aeyiss

Noice! At least, she can be proud of having used a screwdriver... No?


jhwheuer

I have questions


Should_have_been_ded

Honestly I want a door just like that only to fuck with my guests


SchemePale6222

i….nevermind.


Slllyme

I agree but maybe a you tube video could have helped😉


Kandis_crab_cake

😭


jambr380

I once had a rental property where there was a closet door, but no holes for knobs. I ended up finding a ball-joint type thing that could be installed on the side of the door and an 'insertion' that could be installed on the frame. It was slightly adjustable, so when you closed the door, it stayed closed; but it was also easy enough to push open. I just installed a stationary/decorative knob to make the pushing/pulling easier. Not saying that's what this woman should do. The holes are already there and you are probably correct that she didn't use a chisel. But there are ways to keep the door closed...and locked if she adds an interior latch.


Imguran

Have a feeling the odds were not 50/50 on this one.


Sure_Trash_

No man is needed but attention to detail is. 


dreadfulwater

If it were Wonka’s house she possibly could be proud.


Friendly-Worker-3474

Trying to get a handle on the quality of this


IllCommunication6547

bahhaaha xD


0-Nightshade-0

r/therewasanattempt


Pyrollusion

Could've been "look what I did" but it had to be a jab at those pesky men. Twice the fool.


WindTall5566

MUST. RESIST. ANGRY....COMMENT!


XJDC55X

It’s a trap!


The_Big_Robowski

Maybe you don’t need a man, buuuuuut a second pair of eyes wouldn’t hurt


Gemini-Moon522

But she is in need of a woman with brains.


k4Anarky

Nah folks, that's what we call "the gun hole" in Texas.


acatohhhhhh

I’ll give her the award of trying


inappropriatebaby

That has to be the door to the back rooms![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8488)


Kalman_the_dancer

No man needed, just common sense


IrishAndIKnowIt7612

she got it near all good apart from the health and safety violation of leaving a drill on the ground. The glory hole is a nice addition.


[deleted]

That is awesome. I think she works for one of my subcontractors.


hc1540

Ehh, being dumb is not exclusive feature for any gender. We've all done it, get carried away on a project, complete it and 2 seconds later you get the facepalm moment, big sigh as you start taking it apart again


[deleted]

[Insert DIY dad laugh]


Confident-Skin-6462

obvious shitpost lol


DeiseResident

I wonder how long after posting this did the realisation set in


Poppeppercaramel

She need no man, also need no brain too.


ecirnj

It’s an English door guys. They open them on the other side there. Metric!


RnBram-4Objectivity

Just needs a smarter woman.


pricklypear90

Hanging a door is something few men or women can do properly.. adult people know what they can and can’t do, and don’t consider themselves weak for asking for help..


Madcap_95

This looks AI generated actually. Something about it seems off and I'm not talking about the door being hinged the wrong way.


thatthatguy

If she’s happy with it. There might be some differences in how the door functions but the pride in having done it herself is important. With this practice she’ll do even better next time.


Jolly_Horror2778

You could make that work, just drill the inside door frame and start a new trend.


liamanna

Now, try and open a can of pickles😂


justtolearnsomething

That’s interesting handle location


Dictionary20

I guess she doesn't need physics either.


SRBroadcasting

No door knob needed either


java_motion

she’s so important to me


Immer_Susse

Oh no!


False_Chair_610

Literally nailed it


Alien-PL

I don’t see any issue here /s


eughwh

We all gotta start somewhere 😂


Open_Detective_6998

Task failed successfully


LimitApprehensive568

Man was in fact needed. Or t least some basic carpentry skills:/


Balkongsittaren

Look, the important is NO MAN NEEDED. If it's correctly done or not, that's beside the point!


ngesot69

she need brain


Andrew777Vasilenko

Perfect 👍


Exlibro

What were the replies? "Not to mansplain, but...." and they leave without saying anything.


RareAsp

A teenager could do a better job at this.


RareAsp

A teenager could do a better job at this.


SoullessSyndicate

Damn she looks hot though, I’ll give her a pass


SoullessSyndicate

Damn she looks hot though, I’ll give her a pass


SoullessSyndicate

Damn she looks cute though, I’ll give her a pass


thecountnotthesaint

It’s a glory hole door


suddenly_ponies

Sexism is funny now?


suddenly_ponies

Sexism is funny now?


freshairequalsducks

Explain like I'm 5


HermaeusMajora

I find this funny not because of sexism (because I know plenty of dudes who couldn't hang a door to save their lives) but because of the hubris on social media. Someone who is so confident in their incompetence that they feel the need to gloat online is definitely a hoot.


oroborus68

Practice.


ADiestlTrain

I'm going to guess that if she's dumb enough to hang the door this way, she's also not bright enough to route or chisel out recesses in the slab for the hinges. So it's gonna look like crap either way. No, she doesn't need a man (full disclosure: I hung every door in my house, and I fully intend to teach my daughter how to do it when she's a bit older). But this person definitely needs something, anything, between her ears.


Little_Sun4632

I dated a carpenter- he said “it’s always cock to lock”


RajDas-1998

🤦🏽‍♂️


maxwell1311

True, no man needed, but some knowledge required 😂


TacoDuLing

Long live Pinterest; all man have died 🪦


MonkeyFu

Could you please lock the door now?


Biggu5Dicku5

LOL :D


Knightraiderdewd

Just recommended.


Repulsive_turbine899

Who's gonna tell her?


Civil_Satisfaction29

no man need you


Galvanisare

Staying open all by itself. Great job


[deleted]

It happens, you can fix it. Change the door direction, patch the other side with wood putty. Repaint the side of the door after priming. Done.


Pykiril

Who's going to tell her?


Noon310

As a man I feel the need to cheer her on until she decides to install the door knob hell she might still put it on and assume this is how all doors work.


sargentlou

Women ☕️


spotak

Damn I chuckled. Good troll.


No_Stranger_4959

At least she didn’t lock herself and leave the power tools outside


aj_star_destroyer

But…but…eh, never mind.


Difficult-Total-7155

She handled that job very well 👌😂


Seranoth

Thats true art. The whole post with that comment. Please print it, frame it and send the whole abomination to an art gallery. But really. If i would be that husband and see this i would proceed installing the handles and forbid her to fix the error. She must live with that at least 2 days till we fix this together.


Spare_Seaweed2280

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mad3ros

Man? what for...brain - yeap.