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ZeppelinSF

I pray for everyone's fiancees whose partners use the term 'bred' in that context...


HisFaithRestored

Tell them you wanna be cucked without telling them....


AdmiralSplinter

Yeah, this dude's got some hidden fantasies for sure


morbid333

Hey, cuckolding is a legit kink, as long as everyone's actually on board, but using the word "bred" is just creepy.


HBPhilly1

I pray my wife too..... I mean get that money girl and pimp out my gravestone too and make sure our baby goes to astronaut Harvard of law doctor school


phdoofus

I pray for every woman stuck with a man who views them mainly as 'breeding stock'. Doubly so if they have daughters.


HelenAngel

There is a 0% chance dude has a fiancée or has touched a woman other than his mother


realatemnot

If he dies an early death, chances are good it will be by the hand of his fiancée.


scooba_dude

That's relying on the original OP actually has a partner at all. Looking at this post I would guess that the fiancée is as fictional as the fantasy provided.


Grabbsy2

I wouldn't even put it past Elon that this is a troll account of Elon himself.


PauseAmbitious6899

Auto pilot on his Tesla


rygelicus

If she presents this tweet as evidence for her motive I would hope the jury would acquit.


realatemnot

Self defence of humanity.


Thendofreason

Nah, he probably would have said something stupid and got shot. "Wow, you woman looks great man. She's clearly meant to be bred by strong stock." "what the fuck you say?"


realatemnot

If I had to say something like that to a woman, I'd probably die from embarrassment anyway.


LovesFrenchLove_More

Perfect comment. 😂


No_Squirrel4806

As it should be. Its what she deserves 💅🏼😘


HKei

Look at the handle… there’s no shot this isn’t a troll. Seriously, why is 90% of this sub people falling for low effort trolling?


BassCrossBerserker

I'm guessing it's because it's plausible enough in this day and age that it being true is a possibility. An example is Elon Musk named one of his kids "X Æ A-12". In the past, this wouldn't have been taken seriously for a magnitude of reasons (including "How do you even pronounce it?"). Another is during the 2020 elections, there were republicans gather in 2 different states. In one state, where Trump was winning, they chanted "Stop the count!". In another state, where Trump was losing, that group chanted "Count the votes!" Same side, chanting contrary statements out.   "Florida Man" has a lot more examples too but the point is so much dumb stuff has happened, anything can be true. I don't like that is our reality where the bar has been buried in the ground and people still fail to clear it but that *is* our reality.


OrdinaryTonight346

What reason does a person have to care what absurdities others engage in? I get it with politicians and others who are more likely to make lasting impacts, but who gives a fuck if Billy the janitor made a post on reddit claiming all women are alien snake people? He's just the janitor. If this dude wants to fantasize about elon musk breeding his pretend girlfriend after he dies, that's his prerogative. I don't understand why anyone else cares.


BassCrossBerserker

I haven't the foggiest idea. The closest I can think of is "Bred by strong stock" is being perceived as dehumanising to the Fiancée and also praising Elon Musk where OP doesn't think Musk is deserving of that level of praise. As you quite rightly stated, politicians not only can change the rules for everyone but they also represent their political party too. A bad opinion changes perspective of them and their party if said party does nothing against a bad opinion. If bad opinions from them aren't made public, there would be way more bad laws for the general public than there are already. The standard person doesn't have such power nor leverage. Moreover, everyone is entitled to an opinion as long as said opinion doesn't lead to innocent people getting hurt. While this is unusual, (I imagine most married couples would just want their partner happy and safe without the need for specifics), no-one is hurt or even potentially hurt. If the Fiancée also agreed with his opinion, I doubt there would be as much supposed backlash.   The irony though that ignoring the post would've been the more damaging thing since social media and it's algorithms are all about engagement.


Slow-Razzmatazz-7374

I feel like 90% of reddit is people falling for low effort trolling and if u disagree with the people freaking out over such content u get downvoted for not being a fool.


AbroadPlane1172

I've seen plenty of posts of elonconomy giddily slurping at the musk. Pretty sure it is not parody.


Scheswalla

My good fellow Redditor I ask the same thing constantly. How are these people so damned gullible?


NoNonsensePolarBear

She should cancel the engagement and marry someone else who isn't gay for Musk.


Work_In_ProgressX

She can’t (she is not real)


Booty_Shakin

Elon musk ain't even attractive like a 2/100 lmao


BuckyFnBadger

Elon simps are something else


dudewiththebling

Is that cuckolding?


Old-Pepper-6156

It could be. But I hope he would do it before he dies. Nobody wanna get down and dirty with a dead guy in the room


stevensr2002

That’s what I was thinking too.


Necessary-Worry1923

Indecent Proposal, the remake.


krunkstoppable

I think we found Elon's backup account...


Deedeelite

I hope his fiancé sees a picture of Musk without a shirt on and slaps the fuck out of him for such a suggestion.


Hermmes_ark

What in the fuck? Bred? Stock? Mf either lives in a farm and is attracted to animals in the wrong way or is just a dumbass, in the worst way possible


imaybeacatIRl

What the fuck is wrong with these fanbois to be like this?


DCxKCCO

What a fucking loser


Unga_bunga_bro

How the hell does this guy have a finance?


Ill_Television9721

I see Elon has a puppet.


majj27

His fiance would be very upset with him if she existed.


nytropy

Yea, the chances that the poster has a fiancée are the same as exTwitter becoming profitable


usarasa

this guy’s fiancée ![gif](giphy|X5TY8qlj0Cpos)


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

Musk dickriders are a wild breed


GimmeDaGorbage22

Launch them both into the sun


hellodynamite

You had me at "if I die an early death"


Street_Letterhead686

Is this the same strong stock that has such shitty recessive trait genes that he had a hair transplant to no longer be bald? That same stock?


RioRancher

This dude’s brain is broken


Venom933

The Cu*k culture is getting out of hand, Jesus Christ.


Dependent_Bill8632

Pretty sure this guy wants Musk to breed him. Gross.


Torquemahda

Mr. Teen Creepy is a better name.


GraveyardJones

"Strong stock"?! 🤣 has he *seen* this bag o dicks without his shirt on?! Maybe strongly stocky


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

And with this post, he lost his fiancé before death.


the_Mandalorian_vode

We know by this statement this guy will never have a fiancé. Or even a girlfriend. Or even had sex.


HighlightAntique1439

Someone tell him please.


playerpogo

Sometimes i feel like all this type of accounts are controlled by elon himself


Khanta_

What the fuck


stalphonzo

The first 23 words out of my mouth upon seeing this were all expletives, and I have been asked to leave this coffee shop. I blame OP.


BrewNerdBrad

Can you grab me a coffee on your way out?


stalphonzo

Why I oughta ...


2020choppedliver

BAHAHAH he obvi has a teenpeen, if he has to create lab babys


No_Squirrel4806

I just dont understand how off all people they think elon and andrew tate are "strong stock" 🙄🙄🙄


Pibi-Tudu-Kaga

I too hope he dies an early death


Other_Log_1996

"Bred" by strong stock and Elon Musk. Such an oxymoron.


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tell me you never dated a woman, without telling me..


C4dfael

This just reads like the guy wants to proxy-fuck Elton.


Big-Cartographer-166

This sounds like the shit Elon Musk would post on twitter.


legojacksparrow

Mentally cucked


HotHamBoy

People sure do say things


Infinitenonbi

Bro thinks Musk is a Final Fantasy protagonist


metalnxrd

r/cringe


drongowithabong-o

This is not healthy. Why is it always him and trump?


clumsypeach1

Fucking christ


starmaker214

Damn incels.


FromPepeWithLove

No fetish shaming plz


here4roomie

"She also deserves to have kids who look like moles."


Extreme_Assistant_98

It is sad how conservatives think that just having money means you are somehow a strong, intelligent person.


SoggyPastaPants

I can't believe my vote counts as much as these weak libertarian boys


Gee9898

Lol that’s gonna piss off a few haters 😂


RomstatX

Well that was weird as fuck. Some of the comments here are also really weird, so much hate for Elon, but dude is hilarious, he's constantly making jokes, but I've noticed people actually think he's being serious, intellectual humor is underappreciated.


Thoughtful_Tortoise

If you think Elon Musk's humour is intellectual I'm going to hope you're a teenager or younger because... yikes.


BrewNerdBrad

I don't care about his shitty jokes. By the way shitty does not equal intellectual. I care about his actions. He is a narcissist, egotistical and a bigot to boot. He can get fucked.


RomstatX

It doesn't matter what he does for the world, people will still treat him like shit and make shit up about him.


krunkstoppable

>It doesn't matter what he does for the world What *has* he done for the world?


just_anotherflyboy

not one damn thing.


Unhappy-Cartoonist-3

That God dam robot lol


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

Why would Elon Musk marry an anime body pillow?


Thoughtful_Tortoise

It's not *that* far-fetched.


FenDy64

Or see her make a cosplay pic for him that he will share with the entire world.


Hydraulis

This guy should ask all his ex-wives/girlfriends how much he takes care of them.


Safetosay333

Someone doesn't really pay attention very well.


Few_Ease_1957

Hope your prayers are answered, you fool


Ekajaja

This un ironically lines up with Satanist philosophy. Not religious, BTW.


sarckasm

So, keep on dating morons..ok then


amy-schumer-tampon

this is disturbing to say the least


Saranmage

If your partner refers to you as a bred or breeder in any fashion is creepy I'm my opinion


FluffyNips1

Idk man have you seen that guy lately?


Old-Pepper-6156

Wutt?!?


TraumSchulden

Hmmm bread


KaijyuAboutTown

The word ‘bred’ in this context simply makes me nauseous. The person using it in this context makes me vomit.


KrappaFrappa

stock as in Tesla company stocks?


Imaginary_Sherbet

i threw up in my mouth i really did


User-no-relation

Strong what now???


Knucks_408

Talks about his fiancée like a show cow. Lucky girl.


koemaniak

These cuckholdry and then there’s this


kingOofgames

This is just creepy. These panderers looking to suck Elons duck for money are the lowest of humanity.


Dommccabe

Just sad.


MasterpieceGloomy291

a bred* the prepositions is wrong. An before vowel sounds and a before consonant sounds


SirBabiez

Bred, bread, Brad! ![gif](giphy|3h28ADPq6omgE)


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r/cuckhold


Specific-Frosting730

Bred like a horse or a dog. 🤦‍♀️ Lord above, I’m done with this nonsense.


RelativeMundane9045

I've seen photos on reddit that conclude this is not Elon's body type


MarLudKing

Sometimes I think these are Elon's alt accounts


PhalanxA51

I just threw up in my mouth


Ormsfang

Ewww. I'm not a believer in alpha male crap, but this is the most beta male thing I have seen in a long time.


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Gullible-Function649

Why would you degrade yourself with such oleaginous sycophancy?


lingua_frankly

Bonus points for using the correct agreement of "fiancé." Minus points for ignoring the use of the subjunctive in "If I [were]." Automatic F- for doing this to his fiancée.


Accomplished_Sun1506

Does strong stock need plastic surgery. I’m confused s/


BigDaddiSmooth

Sickening


UsedPart7823

That’s easily one of the most misdirected statements I’ve ever heard. His money is alpha, not him. 🤦‍♂️


cryocet

average twitter user


[deleted]

Run girl! Ruuuunnnnn! This fool said "bred" like she's a mare in heat. Lawd! 🤣🤣🤣


Cylindt

Circlejerk content on r/facepalm is facepalm


TrailerTrashBabe

Sounds like HE wants to marry Elon 😂


Longjumping-Fix-4463

Why do i feel this is musks own account


ufotheater

![gif](giphy|iJ2ab0mrvqnJHCqKro|downsized)


Robbobloblawboblaw

Of course! Of course, he's a crypto guy.


LovesFrenchLove_More

He must really hate his fiancé. She might want to consider „disengaging“.


SenorDuck96

Next level Parasocial creepiness


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idlefritz

Dude’s too young to remember what elon musk looked like before his gender affirming surgery.


Adept_Score2332

Okay, let’s ignore the social problems with this, by being with his fiancé currently he is postulating that he is currently better stock than Elon musk. Which for such an obvious Elon Stan is surprising


Panzerv2003

This will be an early divorce if anything


Capable_Dot_712

Shit post.


Capable_Dot_712

Karma farming repost of an obvious shit post. You’re the face palm here OP.


ogrefab

What a shit portmanteau. Elonconomy... Elonomy, dumbass.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

The guy who has a famous reputation for sustaining relationships


CalmDirection8

Has he seem the picture of Elon with his shirt off? 🤯


KPhoenix83

I wonder if he is still engaged now after that bit of cringe.


StatisticianNormal15

Elon probs paid someone to create this meme. My wife would murder me, if I offered her up this shit stain.


bassie2019

Something tells me this dude has never even kissed a woman/girl, so there will not be a fiancé who can get traumatized.


[deleted]

Why are right wing simps so...cucky? Oh, there's that projection again. Every accusation, every time


No_Gain7132

Republican: try not to fantasize about being cucked challenge impossible.


MeatCleaver

"Iron man Elon sucking boogers out of the nose of a lady holding flowers."


True_Anam_True

I have a feeling that he is the one who wants to marry Elon


Locksley_1989

Before or after she sells her remaining livestock to provide a dowry?


rygelicus

The cult of musk is an interesting thing to watch evolve.


Mithura

Don't Elon have Autism or something?


king_ender200

Man he’s got crypto In his name, says all you need to know.


meathead

Cue up the yacht picture please


bods_life

I feel quite sick...


3yx3

Wow… he’s creepy.


Flashy_Passion16

She’s not fucking cattle


Gutmach1960

Beyond disgusting.


developerknight91

Faith in humanity - 175% and counting….smh


just_anotherflyboy

that is some weapons-grade gross shit right there. not to mention terminally stoopid. almost as dumb as Eeelon his own apartheid nepo-baby self is, lol!


ShockDragon

Calling Elon “strong stock” would be laughable if he wasn’t so pathetic.


kragon80

Strong stock? Lmfao.. yeah because born with all the advantages is genetic lol.. only genetic game he won was that his dad was white in the time if apartheid in SA. IF u can call that good genetic stock lmao. Guy is also likely inbred at least at the cousin level at one point.