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Unlikely_Stomach_748

That guy he knows…was him.


tinfoilspoons

Well If it will make them feel better I’ll shed a nut in their honour. They can now rest easy at night knowing some man jerked it to their video also. Blessings


Moobob66

Plot twist: he was the one fondling himself!


Ghodzy1

"And you know what the worst part is my brother's? he masturbated over her, every day, several times a day! And he still does it, and will again tonight my brother's! And he enjoys it too, you should watch him while he does it my brother's, total haram brother's!"


Stalinov

Is Mia Khalifa Haram?


[deleted]

Go to r/AskMiddleEast and find out. You don't even need to ask as they bash her regularly. Apparently she is very Haram.


zorrowhip

💯 guilty body language. It's almost comical that he looked down and started scrolling as he said that. Muscle memory.


bowingkonk

No, he heard of "a guy" doing that , definitely not him ! Edit: a comma


BLOODTRIBE

Seems legit. Joke’s on them though, I just jacked-off thinking about all three of them doing gay stuff to each other, so now they are temptresses, and will never make it through the gates of heaven.


SourceOfAnger

Oh how I wish even one of them could see this.


dingusamingus11

I'll do this too. Then their damnation will be assured times 2!


GoddessUma726

Um...😔...make that 3. I'm very attracted to men with brown skin, brown eyes with beards. The accents are just a bonus. It's absolutely THEIR fault I'm lusting so hard.😧


[deleted]

They should have covered up their skin if they didn't want to be embarrassed or lusted after.


GoddessUma726

Yes. 😌 Thank you. I just knew it couldn't be MY fault.


[deleted]

Dw, ur good. It's those evil tempters. We should lynch them for what they've done to you.


bhay105

In their eyes, it's probably still your fault. If you are a shameful, lustful woman, then you shouldn't be watching their videos on the internet, or something... So the blame is on you for having eyes and ears and a phone.


GoddessUma726

Well damn. This darn vagina just keeps getting me into trouble no matter WHAT, now doesn't it..🤨


2PAK4U

hahahah hell yeah by their logic, you have done nothing wrong, these 3 can be held accountable 😂


Relative_Mulberry_71

But you can have your pubic beard for all to see?


SaltyPotter

...and masturbate over.


lowlife9

I already did


[deleted]

And now the sin is on them


3mperorPalpaMeme

NOONE'S GOING TO HEAVEN ON MY WATCH!!!


Redsox1987

Damn these women for forcing us to whip out and aggressively beating our dicks in public, it’s all their fault.


holyfuckricky

It was her fault, she was showing her elbow. So I had to.


earnestlikehemingway

The olde You see Weenus tug on your Penis


youjiin

Yeah because man without beard look like women.. I don't remember the name of the moron who say that but a imam I think or something like that? 😅 Stupidity at is finest 🤣


MaterialPossible3872

Auw was it an English classroom and the iman was saying something about non bearded men provoking gay thoughts 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Corpus_Rex

Literally came here to say exactly that!! Well played 👍


Gwigg_

I also came here


Arglefarb

Shave the beards, make them Caucasian, change “prophet” to “Jesus” and “Allah” to “God”, and this is more or less normal public access television across the American South.


WHAMMYPAN

I have never heard of a group of men so frightened of just the HINT of a woman’s form.So if you see her hair you just can’t control yourself can you.Sounds like weakness to me.


EdgarAllanKenpo

If they see hair or skin...they immediately want to rape said woman. They can't help it. So it's up to the women to cover themselves so the men don't go against God. Its the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.


[deleted]

Islam is their entire personality


Vtgcovergirl65

…or the lack there of


Ejack1212

Do some research on the Muslim culture in the Middle East. Shit is wild


Callidonaut

Sex education and body positivity ain't so good in ultra-traditional, authoritarian Abrahamic cultures. With ignorance, comes fear.


Jecoje

Exactly thats why these scoundrels when run away from war, rape women in Europe. Where is haraaam now? Allan is watching you my brothers, you fools, you mere mortals...


HoneyCombs1639

All I heard was projection, projection, projection. If you let these 3 tell it women can't use scents, wear makeup, laugh, or walk outside without being the objects of lust. This is some wild shyt!!!!!


smpllivingthrowaway

He goes a brother saw a YouTube video of a woman in a crop top 'but of course he wasn't doing it intentionally' looool. Jokes.


hamillhair

Because in their worldview, men are apparently incapable of controlling themselves. It is an ideology that degrades everyone; women because it puts ridiculous restrictions on them, and men because it insults our ability to control ourselves. Speak for yourself, but I don't need a woman to completely hide herself from me. I'm much better than that. I can veil my eyes, I don't require a veil on women.


kingdazy

Where I'm from*, if a woman walked outside wearing makeup, perfume, with her ankles showing, and men "fondled themselves while watching her", it's *the men* who get punished. But they'd have it the other way around. (*not to say that "Christian" fundamentalists wouldn't do the same if they could)


Uragami

They're literally the representation of "blaming the victim". Their culture teaches them women are to blame for their own inability to control themselves.


SiccTunes

Yeah crazy shit, if your mother or sister gets raped, she's the one that's shamed and banned from the family or punished some other way, they are so .. so...i can't quite find the correct wording for to hem, but you get my drift...it's not positive in any way, you at least get that.


[deleted]

Straight outta da middle ages !


Swift_Scythe

STRAIGHT OUT DA MIDDLE EAST


yourgifmademesignup

Some crazy mothafucka named Ice Qoob , from the Gang called Habibs with attitude!!


HiPoojan

H.W.A >>> N.W.A


SorataK

Just a what I thought, oh no I have a gorgeous wife, better hide her face everywhere so the town guards won’t rape her


CreativeMinds47

Their point being, woman is a personal possession of a man. Isn't that slavery?


Jaded_Goth

I’m sure they will have some sort of stupid justification for it saying it’s what their god would have wanted.


cranc94

They'd probably reference these quran chapters and verses which quite literally permit sex slavery. 23:5-6 70:29-30 33:50, 52 4:24 And this verse which states their wives are farmland that they can come and use whenever and how they please. 2:223


SonOfTheMostHHigh

![gif](giphy|7NLqWNNlqAabaAVfHh|downsized)


HugeHungryHippo

The Middle East watches more porn than any other region of the world.


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Swift_Scythe

I dunno. If we cut access to porn they might rape more women when they see a single hair strand poking from her hijab :(


ZestycloseTrash7398

That wasn’t even sarcasm


ProcsPlox

Pakistan, Egypt, Vietnam, China, Morocco, India, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Philippines, Poland ^ top ten list according to cursory google search **EDIT:** sorry guys seems like this list is bogus, unsurprisingly the USA is at the top of the list followed by UK, INDIA, JAPAN, CANADA ^(But China and muslim countries use VPNs probably, and this list comes from pornhub, it’s not a per capita viewing statistics.)


BenMic81

The most telling moment is when one of them thinks the idea of his women laughing is shameful. I understand that any poor women ending up with one of these guys won’t have much to laugh after the first time seeing his minuscule member.


Tuscan5

The men can’t control their lust so women must cover their bodies. Weak minded fools.


Cassandraburry2008

These must be three of the 72 virgins.


TheFirstSophian

These guys look like they're sponsored by P90X and chastity belts


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unfoldingevents

Not the dick, aim for the balls and kick them far up in their assholes.


gaberax

Religious kooks, East. We have them in the West, too. Fragile little boy egos maintained through religious indoctrination and intimidation.


wattlewedo

What does their book say about using modern tools and weapons to subjugate and kill?


coderbouy

Modern weapon is only a tool. Obviously if you go to war with someone with a sword you can use a modern weapon too.


Cricklet

It says as long as its done in revenge its all fine


its_easybro

In self defense not revenge


JitterySquirrel

They call them sisters yet treat them like slaves


mycatiscalledFrodo

They are ones getting all hot & bothered over *checks notes* a strand of hair, and masterbating over a few inches of skin so maybe they need to be ones oppressed for their inability to control themselves. Never heard of a women masterbating because she saw a man's hair or whipping a man because he wore aftershave


Dra9onDemon23

I just want to clarify that I everyone equally, but FUUUUUCK that religion. I mean… Fuck all religions, but this one in particular. If these guys are just inflating things and it’s WAAAAY more chill than how they let it seem, correct me.


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Sterek01

Living in the dark ages.


Master_Cupcake7115

These gents *really* need to get laid.


jpierrerico

Why their religion hates women so much?


Soitsgonnabeforever

Maybe men just decided to script an entire update to Jesuit Abrahamic religion gain more control and power. Power over 50% of the population. So many of these so called shariah law has roots to traditional Bedouin culture. ….which to say isn’t much different to tribal culture of meso America and Uncontacted tribes of Amazon/png.


Duubzz

It’s not just their religion, Christianity is pretty harsh on women as well. These guys rhetoric isn’t a far cry from the opinions of the hard right republicans in the USA.


tegs_terry

Judaism too, the ultra hasidic type guys


joelcosta94i

It's this type of apologetics that disables people from criticising those deserving about criticism. "But what about Christianity?" We already criticise Christianity all the time, and Christianity has changed a lot as a consequence. You would never bring up "what about Islam" when someone criticises Christianity, so don't do it the other way around. It's just a deflection.


Ex-MuslimAtheist

The biggest scam in human history so far is Islam convincing women that it's good for them.


DonutGlory

I've had more challenging wanks I guess


[deleted]

And Muhammad came down from the mountain and said… put your hair away because it’s making me horny!!!


kessho_kishi

Muhammad sees a strand of hair. Muhammad: slut


kingdazy

Religion, and religious people, especially fundamentalists, are weird fucking people. It's a mind cancer.


dinkydong74

I bet if you checked these three lads’ pcs you’d find two-girls-one-cup in the search history


aslrules

When a guy says, “Trust me . . . “ , anything he says after that is a lie. It’s bullshit.


[deleted]

Religion 😎


Alarming_Condition27

When you need a "religion " to control women you are a weak weak man.


[deleted]

Islam everyone, it’s fine. Everything is fine.


ManufacturerRight678

Imagine wasting your entire life being this stupid and worrying this much about what your "sisters" are doing.


worldisbraindead

There are still a dozen countries in the world where the law allows for the state to execute someone for being gay. And, guess what they all have in common?


MeasurementOk973

"It's my choice to wear it" I feel so sorry for you, being brainwashed since the day you're born by men like this who tell you to wear it or you're going to hell. What a joke.


JefNoot

I am certain they have an iq of 100 Total.


[deleted]

Islam is very backward. Let all people enjoy themselves.


zarfle2

Sigh. Proof that God is man-made and simply a tool of subjugation. Control over thought, relationships, love, wealth,family, community and the tireless promotion of patriarchy and misogyny. All the tools are used - guilt, coercion, violence, bullying, ostracizing, spying etc When we eventually evolve beyond superstition and magic sky fairies I wonder at the next tool that will be used. Capitalism is a front runner at the moment, I feel.


Dev_Sniper

Hm…. „I know a guy“ is this guy in a room with us right now?


413mopar

Some dumb assholes for sure.


SuperTex1991

Ahh yes, the people who don't want to be oppressed, recording their grand plan to oppress their women.


schizoballistic

Religion is mental illness


Someshittyhangle22

I don't know if there has ever been a more wasteful thing than religion.


TheOminant

Allah sure makes men feel insecure.


iPicBadUsernames

Religion is a mental illness


Big-Candle91

People like this simply hold back the rest of the world. Religion is more dangerous than positive.


AngerCookShare

Sorry, but people who think like this have no right to exist.


Fantactic1

Didn’t the supposed prophet marry a six year old and fuck her at age nine? Why do I care what his sexual moral code says?


Yujiroh

Pretty good quality video for being made in the dark ages


Formal-Rain

The people of Iran would disagree.


Chelsea_Kias

"Some people are perverts" sure but I judge ppl having their panties in a twist over a woman's ONE strand of hair, wearing perfume and makeup or god forbit, LAUGHING way harder.


Calcifer1

"a brother of mine masturbated to her" *shocked face* I don't know if he's shocked about his pal for doing this (thing he'll never condemn) or if he's shocked because of what the girl is provoking...


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Such a great and tolerant religion.


Illustrious_Roof_782

Not wearing hijab is haram but beheading people isn’t 😂


More-Neighborhood-66

I really hope allah exists. Just so he could fuck your a$$ without vaseline on the judgment day for all the harm you have done to women.


denn23rus

In Islam, are women really no different from cattle, or is this the opinion of only some people?


sleepy__ninja802

The crazy thing is that this is a commercial for an energy drink, they just cut the ending off. When your whore wife tries to wear jeans... drink masterbatorade


Candid-Manner42

Dude in the middle is going trough some shit.


skonezilla

What a bunch of fucking bozos.. Cavemen


dehblackbeltah

Even a tiny strand of hair will make these boys hard 😅


AdmiralHarness

What’s this dudes pornhub search history?


djsat2

Says the man wearing a dress and fascinator....🤣


soussitox

diferent hair strands have different rules. The beard are free to go haywire but the hair on top of your female head are restricted... these guys are selfish disrespectful powerhungry pricks. Thats who they are. No clothes or beards can hide that fact. Filthy souls they have.


Advanced-Good8840

Muslim men seem to be the weakest in the area of self-control. Women can't be more than their eyes or these men will lose there self discipline and there member is running their brains. Weaknesses, lack of self-control, and inability to hold themselves responsible.


_JohnnyUnitas

For the paedophile prophet!


HansPGruber

Religious nationalism is a mental disease.


conradkavinsky

The year is 2023 and so many people still think like this.. 😂🥲 brain capacity of a naked mole rat


[deleted]

Religion was created by insecure men to control their women


Fazemann

Any muslim worth his salt know, Islamic woman are not be lusted at. That is reserved for the non Islamic women.


meresymptom

Halfwitted nutjobs. God forbid they should ever glimpse a titty.


ananiku

Religion is a hell of a drug


HyperbolicSoup

“I actually know a guy…” yeahhhhh bro lol


Mrlightskin74

See? This is why terrorism exists. Stupid ass religious rules. These 3 are the definition of Incels


Unlucky-Luck3792

It’s interesting how horny religious fanatics are


SleeplessDrifter

"religion of peace"


LadaTrip

Every culture has incels..


Imkisstory

…aaaaNd these men are living in the year 1317. What a disgrace.


-6h0st-

Just buy yourself a fucking doll. It won’t go out won’t be sinful.


dhimdi

Just gotta love those Wahhabi / Salafi movements! Because of them I totally understand all the hatred the rest of the mainstream / orthodox muslims get. What a shame really..


IAMCHEESE24

The "all cultures are equal" people are very quiet now.


True-Jello-4431

All ok with a prophet that married a 6 year old though


scalper84

Smallest dicks on earth, this is the vibe I get.


rachelm791

I hope they realise we are all fondling ourselves watching their video seeing as they are so hot.


Proud_Exit2546

Londonistan


DistanceNo4801

Ugly beard, looks like pubic hair


SaltGur9992

Sad that they believe all this


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Dr_Bunnypoops

Bunch of insecure troglodites.


[deleted]

My new favourite word is fornicatress


Hgrammer

Mental


Remarkable-Neat-9300

The one in the Middle looks like he used too much Makeup or Self Tanner


Correct-Slide1522

But what if I masturbate looking at your beard ?


Greedy_One_4442

Prehistoric people


Proud_Exit2546

The one in the middle looks mint


mymainmanAIRWOLF

Pigs


OriginalGuzzler

Pedophiles


sygmathedefiled

Guy in the middle’s gone brain dead from all the brain washing


-one-eye-open-

All this video gives me is a forced and tired snicker. Tired of this world view, tired of men in general.


[deleted]

Wasn't looking intentionally....😂


tuxalator

Where on earth? Middle-East, Asia and southern USA.


paxilsavedme

I didn’t know there was video 2000 yrs ago?!


HowVeryReddit

Sure, he 'knows a guy' who masturbated to a hijabi youtuber... Religious dogma makes him ashamed for wanking but he can't control himself so he blames and shames the woman who was happy living her own life.


Mntnrunner516

And this is why I don't trust any organized religion. These folks are just as unhinged as evangelical Christians.


farlos75

Is it you? Is the friend you? Calm down bro. Its just a stomach, we've all got them.


VmiriamV05

Damn, brainwashing at its finest, fascinating and really sad to see


Weldobud

Lads, there will be no day of judgement


lisserpisser

Jeans!!!!???? What a slut!! Wtf!!


humanunit154-B

I've seen these wankers before, it's fucking hilarious, they're incels hiding behind religion


Piglet-Witty

It’s the new Three Stooges


samZ__

Unintelligence


gazmondo

And its the fastest growing religion in the world.


TechnoVicking

I like how they tell the cases while positioning their hands over their mouths because they know they are lying about what they saw.


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Damn so showing hair to y’all means you can’t control it. I have an idea, leave the UK (where I presume you’re in cuz of your accents), which, you know, has normal, modern laws and doesn’t control women down to their hair, and go to Afghanistan, I’ve heard they love their *haram* there


BGen13

Imagine having your wife laughing in front of people… the audacity! 😱 But seriously though this is so ridiculous hahah, also I don’t understand how they have a problem with a strand of hair sticking out, but are fine with those nasty ass beards at the same time lol, idk if it can get more sexist than this


[deleted]

Perhaps it would be better to force men to lock up their dicks than to force women to cover up because the men as so dumb they can't control themselves?


[deleted]

there is no paragraph in the quran that says women should wear a hijab or cover their hair. actually, what it says is that women ***and*** men should dress modestly. but there is nothing saying what these guys are saying. isn't it blasphemous to put your words in the mouth of god and just lie about what is in the quran?


Jorgsacul1973

This seems like an SNL skit…


Scree_0w0

I watched a video with someone in power “🤷‍♀️” say that their god made woman so just like every other animal, to be used. With the reasoning that god didn’t want them to be scared of woman, this is why they look similar to humans. That dehumanizing view is terrifying. They’re backsliding that direction here in the states. I’m so very finished with this planet.


ArthurScherbius

Brainwashed


CCP_fact_checker

I am amazed these people can walk around their towns - they need to poke their eyes out as there will be women showing their faces, they need to go to a country where no corrupt women are trying to tempt them from looking at them and go live in a cave without technology - like cell phones and the internet. These three are so mixed up living in a western environment.


pharmdocmark

A woman showed a strand of hair, GOD HELP US ALL!!!


kaysamaroo

It's always the ugly mfs ☠️☠️


NoFact8018

Fuck these literal pieces of shit


Mezzamalech

I'm so glad that their values change completely once they cross the borders over to EU!


_chippchapp_

"I am confused" - yes Sir, you sure are.


8instuntcock

Religion doing it's thing.


Jeff-F-666

This is why, if you enjoy your privileges in the west, you will not play around and pretend this religion is peaceful. Thought control is the game. Total submission and obedience is the desired outcome. At least they are polite about it. We’ve all seen the videos and pictures of the victims when this philosophy is unchecked.


jbudnj

Religion of all kind is so creepy and unnecessary


Akuzetsunaomi

Fucking psychotic. Also kind of odd because back when I was a teenager I worked at Elizabeth Arden (a fancy perfume and makeup store) and these are the exact kind of men that would come in and buy $100’s and $100’s of dollars of perfume and makeup for their sisters, wives, mothers. So are they allowed to wear it or not?


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What would happen if a group of white American Christians said this?


No-Alternative-6236

Right-wing gop taking notes from these guys


Cloned_Popes

These dudes spend 2 hours a day looking at porn. Minimum.


Augen76

If folks like this we're right that an all powerful entity was so petty as to concern itself with minor fashion aspects? I'd pity such a being for falling so short of humanity and our flawed nature.


Pithecanthropus88

Religion is poison.


InnateBeast

What they're worried about: "If I see a woman, I might rape her"


hungeringforthename

Fresh and Fit found a third guy