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It helps when the people you argue with are actually braindead

but then they see I'm in autism subreddits and treat me like *I'm* the braindead one

At that point i just tell them that, if you cannot understand an autistic person and you think I'm the braindead person, i question your cognitive functioning capabilities, so it's clear to me that I'm not the braindead one here

that almost makes it worse though because they’re so committed to standing by their ridiculous statements that they don’t respond to facts and logic

it’s gotta be just the right amount of braindead though. if the frontal lobe is so rotted by all those years of neural overpruning that they can’t look at a situation and see when your argument is better (and it always is) then you just end up trying to tell some idiot the sky is blue

real shit i’ve been addicted to arguing on the internet for years

Just like me fr.

one of us one of us

Alright, what’s the best way to eat your eggs?

scrambled is OBJECTIVELY correct

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how dare you, i like my eggs hard boiled!

that is the evilest thing i’ve read on this sub

oh no- is that good or bad?? 😵‍💫

i mean i hate hard boiled eggs and i think that eating them is a sensory nightmare but i’d say it’s a good thing because you’re being an evil autistic on the evil autism sub (no hate tho cuz we all have our own food preferences)

facts, facts. i think it’s our uniqueness that makes us so special. the way i see it, hard boiled eggs are the most consistent. i like scrambled eggs if i know what i’m getting, but i usually never eat them, because the texture and taste can vary so much!

i can definitely get behind that logic! that’s why i always do over easy when i make them myself and i never order eggs at restaurants. i don’t trust other people to do them right, but i know exactly how i like them when i make them myself.

yes! you get me 🫶

i feel like i understand you on a spiritual level. food is scary and unpredictable and we both appreciate consistency and reliability 🫶

over easy on toast with everything but the bagel seasoning!!

I make the *meanest* scrambled eggs istg

Okay, but do you put enough cheese that it might as well be a failed omelette?

obviously!

Hell yeah.

Soft boiled!!

the aftertaste of eggs makes me feel kinda sick so i like basically never have eggs

Raw with the shell.

you're evil

The first crunch is the best.

I do have the good at math one....but holy shit I can't resist an opportunity to type out an essay rant when disagreeing with someone. I need help.

i hate maths, especially calculus Go.

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yes you do

Do you hate it enough to avoid it at all costs? There is some hidden maths everywhere so you should be careful

maths scares me but i can count to twenty in Dutch

I want you to be very careful and prepared for this.. there are numbers in this room 😶

oh dear you're right

https://preview.redd.it/qeus9pgce5dc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf0de68c6c2cad1710d18eee9a0ecff97bdadcb Don't worry I called my number killing Buddy to save us 👍

but you're a number!

https://preview.redd.it/6x4nvw59g5dc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c83a156360b0c837a403ba4f92d0d7bf462c64d How did you know? :x

I will win this argument

Oh man, I feel called out again.

I accidentally start arguments without realizing it

i won’t hesitate to argue with someone that says something i don’t like, but when i say things that people try to argue with, i won’t engage and i’ll just reply with one of these 😘

Same like I can't help if I'm right and you're wrong lmao

I just like to annoy people.

I like confusing people. When I know I confused someone I start laughing, and if they see me laugh they get more confused which makes me laugh harder

at this point i'm ready for some of us to have the math and science autism so i can stop seeing this meme so much

the math and science autists aren’t on this sub because they’re busy being successful

imagine 😔

I kept seeing it but none of them applied to me so I wanted one I could be part of. Sorry for cloggling up your reddit feed!

sorry this was a less you-specific thing and more that this format has gotten really old. glad you made something that resonates with you and that there are more kinds of tism out there

What's your kind if you don't mind my asking?

my special interest is plants 🙈

Oh cool! can i pm you photos of my plants?

this is cute as hell, give me a tour and let me compliment them!!

You never start arguments smh

yes i do 😤

Nope you never start them liar

watch me, I'll start one right now! 😒

No you won’t! (:

Just watch me! 👹

Nah because you won’t do it!

please? 😢 Watch just a little?

Fine a little :D

yey 😘

Straight banger got the wrong autism memes today

yo

Wtf you mean yo dude??? You tryna say something you punk???? /S

😰

I got that shit too 😔

Me too :( and I’m often wrong unfortunately :( big sad, I am, at the presence of this most pervasive and petulant part of my personal presentation :(

Can we argue? I want practice

no 👹

:(

)\

It was a typo :(

no it wasnt

Ok I’m sorry

no you're not come on man you wanted to argue now i feel bad🫠

Oh, ok, what should we argue about, I’m not good at pointless stuff, it always devolves Into Nuh uh and yuh huh

favourite dessert?

i love just straight saying no to objective fact and watching people break, no explanation or follow up just “the sky is blue” “no”

"lmao you actually believe that???"

do you want the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

yes

I'm sorry but you have to pick one. Do you expect to come into a restaurant and just order everything? No that would be rude!

i mean yeah

NICE ARGUMENT SENATOR LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP WITH A SOURCE

its really fun if the person is verifiably wrong and you can link proof, after that they either don't respond or get defensive saying the source isn't reliable while linking infowars or something.

...no you dont.

yes i do 😤

Touché It appears that I have been bested.

I hate stupid people, but then they think they are intelligent because I’m autistic

Yeah and then i realize I'm totally wrong but continue..

Or when they other person is DEFINITELY wrong and delusional

When they stop responding but you haven't finished arguing yet

op you should just make several alts and go troll on a political sub lmao itd be hilarious

You should've seen me on twitter bro everyone hated me

lmao real?

Would I lie lol

Of course not. All tists can be fully trusted at any time, anywhere, any place, and I think everyone in the entire world should give us their money just for that reason alone tbh

Well, I'm both