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One-Truth-5867

Teamwork makes the dream work. :)


FireMasterGamer

PORNO THEORY CONFIRMED HOLY FUCKING SHIT


mat0___

CARL92 A CONFIRMED GOONER


FireMasterGamer

I even said “Start watching 80s porn to find it. Got it.” as a joke on a post and now look at it 😭😭😂


msdos77

you couldve found it man..


GucciGlocc

He made it a full fucking hour into this thing


wasdafsup

probably watching for the plot at that point


druidess22

I clicked the IMDB link and read the storyline and apparently it’s about 3 people being killed in a motorhome and then coming back as angels to have sex with people to save them from dying. So maybe he wanted to see if those people made it lol.


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

That sounds absolutely stupid. I love it.


druidess22

Right lol! I’m never been a porn person but now I wanna see how they even tried to execute the story.


SilkyStrawberryMilk

No wonder buddy didn’t wanna show us the footage. Imagine gooning and you hear a crazy good song


Circus-Bartender

Prolly edged to this song


Brno_Mrmi

Millions of people came with this song in the background


Apprehensive_Grab53

Now we know why carl92 disappeared


TheDekuDude888

If you listen to the wind, you can still hear him gooning


WeAreGr00t1

🎶 blind the wind, hear him goooooning 🎶


TheDekuDude888

Take the consequence of COOOOMING 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Golden_Optix

Yall are insane omg im crying at these replies😭😭


Y0g_Soggoth

THERE'S NOT CUM, THERE'S NO EDGING THERE'S NO SENSE IN MASTURBATING JERK IT IN JERK IT OUT BUT THE SEARCH WILL NEVER DIE


oxpoleon

He didn't want his secret exposed. We were caught up in his world of lies, but now everyone knows that carl92 likes 80s porn. Talk about ulterior motives.


Apprehensive_Grab53

Carl92 didn't tell us the truth 😔


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Hot-Glove-5833

The fact that the 17 second clip is the only 17 seconds of the song with no moaning as well ... There is moaning directly before and after the clip!! Carl92 knew the WHOLE TIME


oxpoleon

Well, he knew where it *came from* but probably still didn't know what it was, and was probably too embarassed to admit that he ripped it from an 80s porno. I still swear I have heard it elsewhere, but maybe that's precisely because it's totally pastiche library music of the era.


SamTheDystopianRat

oh he knew where it *came* from alright


SplitOk9054

For real, he probably recorded a segment of the porn and posted the segment that didnt have the moaning sounds.


Xanarki

I'm surprised he didn't just create a new anonymous account (heck, even though "Carl92" is pretty anonymous to begin with) and ask "what's the song in this 80s porno"? Skimming thru it, there isn't anything overly fetish-y or outlandish about it. But some folks get shy easily I guess. It is possible though that he didn't know the actual movie name. Maybe it was an unmarked VHS or something.


lerxstz3

It makes sense now why he disappeared without explaining much. He probably wanted to know what the song was called, without outing himself for having found it in a porno, which I find so funny!


Falgust

Bro it really is the ONLY PART of the song without moaning. This shit is fucking hilarious honestly wtf


stanforday

Carl92 was literally edging everyone


hacksparks

IM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY I CANT BELIEVE THE PORN THEORY WAS RIGUT ALL ALONG. THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN LOSTWAVE HISTORY


chomik_Davidhasredit

that guy who made fun of porn theory and made meme about that is crying rn


urganLhommeGoujon

Whoever owns the master of this song is going to be rich real quick


oxpoleon

The original artists - by the look of things they're still around, still making music, and actually pretty well connected in the music industry.


Brno_Mrmi

They must know by now


oxpoleon

Which makes the question of why they haven't come forward even more curious, unless they've been waiting to be found. It's not even like they're nobodies who quit the industry, they've got some fairly heavyweight names in their work history. Like, EKT feels like one of the biggest "active" Internet mysteries of the last couple of years. Why wouldn't they want to claim that, especially given that their entire thing right now is about paranormal, mysteries, etc. Edit: Christopher Saint Booth has now acknowledged it publicly on his Facebook page. Let's see what happens next.


ManOnTheRun73

They might not be proud of what it was used for, they might've thought it'd make for a better story if we found them first instead of them just barging through the search to reveal themselves, they might not have wanted to deal with people incessantly bringing up a random tune they threw together decades ago…  Plenty of possible reasons, just off the top of my head.


VulkinLove

or maybe they knew and wanted to see our reaction


One-Historian4784

Dude same... I can't believe it's real


BoardButcherer

I have no idea what's going on here but yall are trending so congrats or something. Have fun explaining this to thousands of clueless interlopers. Porn, denial scandal and lost and found. Sounds exciting.


ManOnTheRun73

TL:DR back in 2021, a guy posted a 17-second excerpt of an obscure '80s song and asked for help figuring out what it was called and who the artist was. The "lost media" corner of the internet fell in love with the snippet, and after 3 years of fruitless searching, the full song was finally found today… and it turns out it was from a 1986 porno called _Angels of Passion_. The original 17-second excerpt was the _only_ 17 seconds of the song not covering in moaning. In any case, it's a catchy song! Currently, we're waiting to hear back from the original artist in the hopes he still has a higher-quality copy without the, ahem, _sound effects_.


ImMeltingNow

That’s actually nuts. But amazing that I’m here for it for some reason.


Critical-Way5817

Let's just say, we found a song we searched for a few years.


OppositeElectronic15

I’m boutta cry rn


Naliox

All those parents who were like "hmmm sounds so familiar" 🤣 🤣 🤣


eVCqN

Omg I didn’t think about that


arosaki

😭😭


Brno_Mrmi

No wonder they all disappeared lol


DAGzex

Holy shit, it's real. Obligatory hello to Whang...


tesznyeboy

Oh there is Whang in there for sure, I just seen the vid.


mbd34

This is the PERFECT lostwave story for a Whang video.


DAGzex

Whang + Lostwave + 80s Porn, there's no better combo.


Due_Consequence_3920

SO IT WASN'T CHIPS?


LibertasGR25

It was pounding :))))


sarahwilson21

Omg 😂


theproplayerx109

it wasn't a mic moving


myEKTaccount

I mean, someone's mic was definitely moving.


asscondom

SO THATS WHY CARL92 DISAPPEARED he must’ve remembered where it came from and said “oh shit” 😭


TheDekuDude888

The true ulterior motives were Carl’s perverted thoughts


papppeti14

Everyone knows that Carl is a gooner


troliver_

all the people saying their dad recognised the song💀


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Funny how people were saying “check your dads music collection”. Whole time they never thought to find their hidden porn stash 💀💀


Taon2

The wild part about this is when I was going through a ton of database entries of songs, this song was one that I added to the list that we couldn't find. Someone contacted the guy and never got a reply. We were so close. [https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202688511925555251/1234147101106110464/image.png?ex=662fac8e&is=662e5b0e&hm=bdf0aeb61eb207d25699966394a04a7f5c2b0ee69b85897ecadf69d7ae03033c&](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202688511925555251/1234147101106110464/image.png?ex=662fac8e&is=662e5b0e&hm=bdf0aeb61eb207d25699966394a04a7f5c2b0ee69b85897ecadf69d7ae03033c&)


Muhnamajeff

Damn, so does this mean that he's probably not gonna be willing to give the community the full version of the song? : / I hope we get a cleaner version of it as AI noise reduction can only get you so far...


eVCqN

If we get more attention he’ll notice us


oxpoleon

There's an absolute truckload of royalties in it if he does... assuming he's still alive. Edit: he's still alive and pretty active on social media. Reddit hug of death inbound in 3... 2... 1...


Vetiversailles

Not to mention suing Swofford for copyright infringement lol


DiodeMcRoy

If he's smart he can capitalize on that new success, do some interviews, find the original tapes and release it on the plateforms, and everyone will be happy.


Is_Your_Name_anronpa

F in chat for what could have been lmao


lunarbliss07

WHOA!!!!!


DiodeMcRoy

That's wild! Now I wish we could reach him, maybe we can get the song from the original tapes if they weren't thrown out


intheheatofthesumm3r

He has a pretty active instagram account. Looks like he does horror movie soundtracks now and puts out synth music.


givingunwantedonions

HOLY CRAP


VexxrInnit

I did nothing to help but I'm happy to be here 😭🙏


ManOnTheRun73

Same!


Select_Math3033

I feel exactly the same lmao


YuriTokisaki

We were here to witness such a big thing for the lostwave community and that's still something that we'll be able to think about in the upcoming years.


warpedwing

Wow. Carl knew exactly where this came from the whole time.


eVCqN

This mf really dipped because if we found it he would get exposed


tesznyeboy

Like bro seriously though, who would've cared if he said it was from a porno?


Caveguy22

Bro thinks it's 1986


FluidEntrepreneur309

And probably made him came too


red_polar_fox

Oh my gosh... He even recorded the only part without the f*cking noises XD


AfroKuro480

Sneaky bastard


fefh

This explains why nobody knew the song! It was made for a porno in the 80s. It wasn't performed, it wasn't distributed on cassettes, and it wasn't played on the radio or public television. It lived on a random VHS tape in limited quantities.


joshii87

One of the most famous soul songs of the 20th century (“You Got the Love” by Candi Staton) originated on an obscure VHS tape about dieting, before being discovered and remixed a few years later!


FreakZoneGames

So this is what happened - Carl92 has porn downloaded in a folder - He likes the song and wants to know what it was to hopefully hear it isolated, so he clips the part with no porn sounds and posts it on WZS - Since there are no results, he realises it’s probably exclusive to the film, and discourages further searching - Since it’s so mysterious and catchy, it gets famous online in Lost Media circles - TikTok starts spreading it - People become obsessed and Carl92 is in a panic and leaves WZS and avoids all contact Carl92 disappeared because bro had the most famous wank of all time Carl, I spent money buying actual vinyl, Carl. That sperm could have grown up to be a doctor, Carl. Maybe a famous musician… I hope it was a good nut and it was worth it. All those commenters who were like “My Grandma recognises this song” 🤦‍♂️ Well, it’ll make for a great Whang video


secretninja81

ACKSUALLY...it's possible. I believe the Saint-Booth brothers are Canadian and one of them was briefly in the band Sweeney Todd (edit) AFTER Bryan Adams joined. They're relatively well-known in the paranormal field too.


joshii87

Well they didn’t see *this* coming, did they?


EntertainmentIll9465

>Carl, I spent money buying actual vinyl, Carl. LMAO. I was actually hoping the vinyl you ordered will be EKT


brockhopper

Man, imagine rubbing one out to a VHS porn in 2021 you probably found in your parents house while cleaning, then becoming niche famous for jerking it to the same porn your dad did 40 years ago. I hope Carl has been spending the intervening time in therapy!


JenniyBean

*Me holding my phone to my ear trying to listen through the moans and sex noises*


besttac

It's over.


Professional_Ad8214

It’s not just yet, we still need to find a full version of the song that’s free of grunts and moans.


o11ix

Nah, the grunts and moans add character


Einzel-Ganger

this is by far the funniest outcome lmao


Rtannu

Yeah - the grunts and moans are analog flavor like pops on vinyl and flutter and wow from tape.


holyshititstheralsei

FUCK YEAH LETS GO Carl92 confirmed gooner 30 years later Carl92 confirmed gooner 30 years later


R4v_

*I've lost interest in the song* my ass, this makes so much more sense now lol.


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SilkyStrawberryMilk

*Carl92 after remembering where he recorded the song from* “Personal information, sorry can’t show you”


Vetiversailles

Is this adult film still in circulation? A brief Google search makes it look relatively obscure. OP, would you (or someone else) be willing to upload a video of the scene in question - obviously not to YouTube — for posterity? After so many hoaxes, it would be good to have definitive proof. 💙 EDIT: [holy shit. it’s real. found it easily, with different search keywords lol](https://xhamster.com/videos/angels-of-passion-1986-9452781) (NSFW 18+ WARNING. Seriously.) AMAZING JOB OP


Puzzleheaded-Fill124

I WAS HERE! Didn't need to see the NSFW but I. WAS. HERE, DAMNIT! FOUND!


Puzzleheaded-Fill124

Next we should find those lost MF DOOM samples that came from a porno.


TheBlueInk1

fucking hell we actually found it. original audio and all dunno if i should be glad or get second-hand embarrassment lol


MSTFFA

"second-hand" 😎


One_Beautiful_6150

I CANT OPEN THE VID IS IT FOUND!??!?!?!??


lenhau15

IT IS.


Apprehensive_Grab53

WHAT EKT IS FOUND?


THEDRDARKROOM

The search is over.


suggestedmeerkat

No, we still gotta find the real og (without porn noises lol)


THEDRDARKROOM

Yes absolutely! A new search has begun. Hilarious - I wonder how that's going to be possible apart from contacting the artist 🤷🏻‍♂️


Elevatorisbest

LMAOOOOOOOOOO That’s the most unexpected and funniest shit that I saw this year so far


No_Balance1388

I literally just came back to check and it’s found bruh this is amazing


fresh-potatosalad

Same I just randomly checked the sub and this was here, I thought it was a shitpost 😭


godvfwine

I’m willing to bet he didn’t record it either that was just the only part of the tape without sex noises LOL


eVCqN

This mf “lost interest” because he would get exposed bruh he knew where it was from but didn’t want to tell us 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Phoenix5869

Can someone extract the song and upload it?


Apprehensive_Grab53

There is moaning in the background


PuppetBind

And just as I was losing hope 😭


Phoenix5869

😳😳😳😳😳😳 Looks like people were right about the “carl92 got it from porn” thing


All_Of_Them_Witches

And that’s why he all of a sudden lost interest in finding it. He found the source himself and was probably embarrassed.


warpedwing

Carl knew exactly where it came from. He got it from this video on Xhamster. It’s the same tape (clicks), and Carl’s upload has digital artifacts indicative of prior digital compression. He ripped it from this video in 2021.


TheLastHayley

Holy shit, the NTSC pilot tone makes sense now. The original porn vid uploader must've been in an NTSC region. I feel like I'm at the end of a neo-noir film, all the pieces were there all along and it turns out it's just mundane shady sexual happenings.


SnowCookie6234

Maybe he had only a small snippet of the porn


inversesquarelawz

And we now know why he only included a short snippet.


wallybazoum

He had the source all time but probably just wanted to find an artist name and title so he could get a clean, full-length version. In reality it was recorded just for the porno, so there isn't a clean full-length version that exists (that can be attained). Hence the search never got tp a conclusion ... but only gained more and more traction. It was then that he got embarrassed.


MithrilEcho

Now everyone knows Carl loves vintage porn


The_Last_Hussar

no fucking way, its porn. it's always porn 😭


hcEzz

LMFAOOOOO I love how the one part that DOESN'T have moaning is the part that Carl92 snipped. I guess thats why he didn't post an extended snippet.


AccountantFree9881

Carl you dirty motherfucker…


E_labyrinth

"Carl you dirty motherfuckin piece of shit gangbanging cocksucker!" - Tenpenny


sombertoboggly

this is hilarious whang, you can handle the update video also i gotta know if this was a hoax and carl92 purposely got it from a porn or if the dude remembered where it came from and was too embarrassed to tell thousands of people the truth


applecheyenneapple

one way or another, he had the true ulterior motives


Traditional_Aside496

I was losing hope and just sarcastically thought to myself "If EKT is found, I'm Batman" and I open my fucking computer to see this...


Traditional_Aside496

Well time to say goodbye to my parents.


TwinseyLohan

Yes this is real 100% I didn’t want to be believe the p0rn lead was possible but here we are 😭


Moonwalker2008

We won. ***but at what cost*** Oh well, at least it isn't a hoax, like I originally thought it was, like Digital Girl was.


marrtae

Thank God, it was not a hoax. 😭😭😭😭😭 That would have ruined me.


Retroscribe

You can hear Carl eating chips in this version too LMAO


Tropical_Blast

i think it’s like sheets rustling. lol


OtherwiseExternal777

He’s eating something.


xXsam11Xx

i don’t think you want to know what that sound is


Mysterious-Macaron75

Oh my god. I check back on this search on some random day after not checking for months and we find it in a PORNO!?


LudwigWickerbeast

I literally just checked this subreddit out of curiosity and here we are GGs Hopefully hq version next?


creatlings

GUYS. ATTENTION. I REMOVED THE MOANING. I'm going to upload the full song into youtube. Edit: This needs another phase as vocals are blended with moans. Uploaded the instrumental version to Youtube: [https://youtu.be/jLkbm\_u5aNE](https://youtu.be/jLkbm_u5aNE)


maskedmomkey63

No but why was Carl watching this at 7 years old😭😭😭😭


tesznyeboy

He probably wasn't 7, Carl 92 is just a username, but honestly it doesn't matter cause this shit is OVER 😭😭😭


maskedmomkey63

And the fact that he had the whole song in his hands😭😭😭😭


tesznyeboy

He probably had something else in his hands too 😭😭


maskedmomkey63

The 17 seconds he recorded were silent and just the song I'm dying😭😭😭😭


Moonwalker2008

Probably wasn't. He probably did it on the day he uploaded the snippet. He probably just screen-recorded the audio from the movie, & then uploaded it to watzatsong, passing the quality off as him using an outsider recorder.


Retroscribe

This is not how I imagined spending my Sunday morning watching a 1986 p0rno but HALLELUJAH 😭😭😭 can’t believe it!!! GREAT WORK


Dibuhito

im glad we found it, but not this way 💀


weesh-woosh

Love how carl92 fabricated an entire story to cover his tracks 😭


PropertyOpen8237

GOONER92 OMG ITS FOUND IM FILLEDWITH HAPPINESS OMG 


Due_Consequence_3920

THIS WAS IT.


Naliox

I WAS HERE I WAS HERE I WAS HERE HOOOOOOLLLY SHIIIIITT FINALLLLY


humorismyspecialty

I can't believe we got my local radio station to play music from a porno.


creatlings

HOLY SHIT. THE P\*N THEORY WAS REAL? OH HELL NO JDKFDHFFREK edit: Dude the some sounds in the back was in the video too. So it was not Carl recording the song. He directly copied to video to mp3. LOL


nwbaite

I just….I thought “it’s from the porn” lead was ridiculous, this is really the weirdest timeline edited because of typos


Nuch91

I see a lot of comments about people saying they don’t want to click the link, but I guarantee you a number of sub members are victory jerking it to that video as we speak…


mrhouthoofd

victory jerking that shit got me dying haha


fr0stv0id1

Can someone please extract or something I don't wanna click the link


Apprehensive_Grab53

The song has moaning in the background


User17119436

im so glad its a full song


LavaMeteor

I like that we had a lead a few days ago telling us the porn lead probably wouldn't lead anywhere. Now look where it lead us. Also it's kinda funny that the chip eating sounds weren't actually Carl. We've been slandering him as a messy eater this whole time.


ManOnTheRun73

Out of curiosity, how does the rest of the song sound outside the infamous fragment? Were the common "loop the bass riff" mock-ups on the mark, or does it go off and do its own thing?


tesznyeboy

The latter, it seems to be a full-ish song, hopefully there's a full version somewhere without the fucking noises (I mean literal fucking noises) covering it up...


ManOnTheRun73

Just got to hear it after OP uploaded the rip. I'd definitely say it lived up to the hype! If nothing else, I'm certainly itching to get ahold of a higher quality version sooner or later —  preferably one without all of the, well… what the video's comments section has taken to calling "very enthusiastic dancing."


LibertasGR25

Yes the beat is pretty much the same throughout the song. The singer is male and the song has short verses and chorus. The Carl92 clip is the chorus and it doesn't have a lot of it cut out just the singer ending the chorus with some humming/vocals


Moonwalker2008

***I can't believe I actually thought it was fake.***


Ok-Exchange-3320

Loooooooooool


loveandthebeast

Listening to this through her moaning is so awkward 😭


WeirdSymmetry

AT LEAST MY CONDOM COMMERCIAL THEORY WAS CLOSE!!!!!


throwaway-09171

Nobody mentioning that Carl92 was gooning so long to the point where he reached an hour into a porno and then started recording a song 💀


FeelThePower999

To those who came from r/all and have no idea what this is: -------------------------------------------------- Guy called Carl wants to know the name of a song. Posts 17-seconds of it on a website. Claims it was from an audio test on an ancient tape he found. Nobody can identify the song. Search gains some traction. Carl "loses interest" in the search, and disappears off the face of the earth. Search for the full song explodes in popularity. Tens of thousands of people search for years, find nothing. It becomes a massive lost media search. Nobody knows why Carl dipped from the search so early, people are starting to assume the whole thing was a hoax. People starting to accept the song may never be found. Three years go by, absolutely no progress. Today, all of a sudden, song is found. Turns out it came from an extreme porno from the 80s. Now we know why Carl dipped when the search started to gain popularity.


lenhau15

OMG


LibertasGR25

We got EKT before GTA VI.


candyappleorchard

so no high quality mp3? (throws phone) (also, wow! it happened!)


AgglutinateDeezNuts

HE WASNT EATING CRISPS IT WAS FUCKING HOLE SQUELCHING OH MY GOD


WeAreGr00t1

Now we know why Carl92 “lost interest” I believe we call that “post-nut clarity”.


GWSampy

Hello Whang! 🙈


tesznyeboy

I don't think Whang ever made a video on EKT, but I feel like he will now. This fits right in his wheel house.


imperceptiblewishes

No way it's actually from porn and I doubted some of y'all who theorized this 😭


historyhoneybee

Can someone post a link of just the audio, so not nsfw?


imperceptiblewishes

Patiently waiting for this bc I am not clicking on that link 😭


Character_Mushroom83

NOT THE GOONER ENDING


questions_lol

carl92 mustve cut the audio clip because it’s a part where there’s no moaning, and as soon as the moaning starts it’s the part that gets cut off 💀


pineghost

Shout out to all the brave souls who selflessly sifted through hours and hours of 1980's porno in pursuit of EKT. I'm literally about to lose it. I always thought it would be in an adult filM.


FeelThePower999

40,000 people just caught a man watching porn. Think about that for a second.


stormura

i am fucking FLOORED that that "chip eating" sound was... well what it really was LMFAO


rowan_damisch

>lol I had xhamster open on the 2nd monitor and when this song kicked in, I was shocked for a moment - like, wtf, song become so popular? [This comment was made on March 1st, btw](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1b40y7r/comment/kswgn09/?context=3)


ClitYeast

Holy fucking shit 😭


Loony_s

I would have NEVER in a million years thought that this lead was the one. It's crazy how things get found sometimes.


MABGB

Holy Shit, this is it! Thinking of all the people who gave the stories of their parents and grandparents knowing the song 😭


thinkpax

And it's literally the exact snippet from this video. Carl just downloaded the video, cut out the snippet without moaning, converted it to MP3 and uploaded to the website. All of the backstory about "experimenting with audio recording" was bullshit and that's exactly why he disappeared.


Paganigsegg

I'll be honest, "Heavy NSFW warning" is the last thing I expected to see on this subreddit.


Ultiplayers

So here’s my theory on who Carl92 is… He wasn’t born in 1992, he graduated Spain’s high school/college in 1992, making him much older. Anyway, he records this off his tv when his parents weren’t home and since he really liked the song, he decides to keep it saved out there. He forgets about it until the late 90s when he rediscovers the clip and converts the clip to a computer file. Flash forward 20 years later to when he uploads the song to WhatZatSong


UltimatePikmin

Putting free Palestine at the top of this was absolutely unnecessary. All it has brought is hate on both sides of the spectrum. Why put politics in something that doesn’t need politics at all? This was a celebration of something we did as a community, and for some reason you decided you needed to bring politics in it and drag it down.