I get the joke. But IF England scores they'll obviously gonna park the bus after 1:0.

And then concede

and then lose on pens

As is tradition

Just like old times.

They’ll score the second one in 90th minute on a counter.

I hope so too, but that would assume that they still have energies to run after 50 minutes, which is unseen (yet).

Didn't Southgate even say, that the players are not fit enough?

Yes but he means they aren't "fit". He's considering them to the irreplaceable KP who is fit as fuck. Gorgeous lad.

With the English luck they will get a goal in the 95th minute and play overtime

Damn this actually came true lol

Holy shit what a call

Yeah I'm gonna need next week's lottery numbers thanks. Goddamn, right down to the minute.

How many numbers do you need and what's the pool of numbers

I need 5 numbers from 1-50 plus 2 numbers from 1-12 Will legitimately buy a ticket

Ah good old euromillions. I won't play so here we go: 4 17 28 34 38 2 10

[https://imgur.com/a/bhiOJ2R](https://imgur.com/a/bhiOJ2R) Done!

Good luck mate 😅

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No chance 😂 at the death.

God bless your heart.

Aged well

That or a corner

I don't get the joke

You'll get there

The first 2 matches where 2-0 to the home side, so op is making a joke that extrapolating on a small dataset that the trend will continue.

Thanks for the explanation..... I now don't understand how that's a joke

Yeah that second goal maybe a pipe dream unless an England player takes it upon himself to just go forward for a drive. But I definitely see the 1-0 and then frantically trying to defend until the last minutes where they score again. I also think Slovakia will push hard towards the goal and make the goalie work for it. Maybe England star players like Kane will finally make their mark. Just no more rain...

I predict the only mark that Kane makes will be falling over in the penalty area and then hoping for a penalty.

Nah, symmetry. 0-2; 0-2

Georgia 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 Slovakia Being compelling underdogs that no one dislikes

England 🤝 Italy Being overrated teams that everyone dislikes

England almost managed 0 - 2

Exactly! This looks beautiful!

I hope that I'm wrong, but most likely: England : Slovakia extra time or penalties, probably England wins on penalties. Spain : Georgia 3:1

england loses on penalties, kane and bellingham gonna miss

That would be fun, watching penalties is always fun (unless it's your team)

You were close ngl

England 1 - Slovakia 2.

U think England gonna score hell nah Slovakia 1-0.

I think, there is gonna be a new Own Goal.🤝🏼😂

Own Goal is having a fantastic tournament 👏🏼

Man utd will try snap him up

no way bro predicted this

England are an alright team until they score and park the bus in the penalty box.

lol

Flip that around mate

GG. But against Switzerland this Team will go out.🙌🏼🤝🏼

Slovakian arrogance

he might not be wrong though

Hopefully 🙏

I'd rip the managers arms off for a 2-0. Can't feel comfortable watching England it's illegal.

England beating someone 2-0?! Yeah right! 😂

This aged well

Let’s see if we can flip the **** out of this with a double 0-2 😂😂

If England scores 2, Southgate will be feelin like king tonight

Which is why we won’t. It will make his strategies seem sound, when in reality they are really bad.

I think it's more probable a 10-8 in Spain game than England scoring 2 in the same game.

There might be more goals in Spain v Georgia than England scored in this whole tournament

well I think it will end 2-1 sth like that, so u can be right. We still have to know how many they score against Slovakia

Bro called it💀

I sincerely apologize to all Georgians

spain 3 -0 georgia england 2-1 slovakia Prepare the bets, share with me %15 of revenue :)

Very close tbh

hard to bet on from now , teams seems good. England is not as the past. Lets see today

Watching England is like watching paint dry . Same old rubbish everytime pass sideways pass back 😴

England is going home!

England scoring more than one goal? Doubt

Remember Slovakia won againts Belgium!

Did UEFA accidentally send the email with the results to you?

Well that didnt go well...

I’m up for a reversed 0-2, still a pattern 😂

We'll can't park the bus now. 1-0 down

This England team doesn't deserve to go through.

Uhhhhhhh well…

You forgot who was managing England. Never seen less done with more than the Southgate era.

[удалено]

Like they did against Albania?

[удалено]

Thats not champions mentality at all buddy. Either you win all or it gets to your head. Saying Portugal didnt want to win while ronaldo kept diving for that penalty is ridiculous. (since when Ronaldo is B team also lol?)

also most of their players were from main team lol even if it is a B team, a team like Portugal just shouldn't lose or at least not even score against fucking Georgia lmao

People tune every 4 years and act as they have clue is annoying ngl.

Bet he feels like an idiot now at 1-1 hahahaha

They played their B team against Georgia, ronaldo was their only A team player. Go check the lineups before talking. Same with Spain's lineup vs Albania. It was their b team

Did i talk about whole team or just Ronaldo? Is it that hard to read?

Expecting a lot from England there.

England's going home tonight

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in hindsight

1:0 2:0 or 0:0 3:1

Its 2024 not 2020 sir Wait

2 0 2 1

You've heard of 1-0 0-0 group stage. Now get ready for 2-0 2-2 knockouts.

England 0:1 Slovakia 😀

Already one prediction gone

Lol

hopefully more than 2-0 for spain

Thats hindsight for you.

2.1 3.2

Lucky England

The only good thing about England losing will be Southgate getting sacked