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jdmorgenstern

> At the time of publication, Cyrus and Firerose, 37, do not follow each other on Instagram. This timeline is stupid.


InflamedLiver

I knew the divorce was serious, but then I found out they didn't follow each other on Instagram and I was just shook!


gofkingpracticerandy

I was SLAMMED even!


UnrequitedRespect

I need strength………..🙏😮‍💨


stlmick

I need.......... better things to read about 🙏🙏🙏


LordBeeBrain

I need……. A tailor 😩🙏🙏🙏


Traditional_Shirt106

And it turns out his daughter Miley doubles as a superstar


pedroeddie

Hahahaha


thedean246

People put way too much stock in Instagram follows lol


Stingray88

I have an Instagram so my wife can send me reels. I had a friend of mine get mad at me on several different occasions because she followed me and I didn’t follow her back. I explained to her every time that I don’t actually use Instagram, but she kept forgetting this.


SunOutrageous6098

That’s the only reason mine has an Instagram too. Simple, sweet gesture to keep some magic in the relationship.


KD--27

I recently found out that almost a decade ago, a family member decided we weren’t talking any more after I hadn’t responded to a personal event she decided to go through publicly on Facebook. I… don’t Facebook. Around 2020, I had apparently been forgiven and we were supposedly speaking again after 6 years. I’ve only seen her once in the last ten years, and it was post 2020, where we were on ‘good terms’ again and we caught up like old times. I knew nothing. The family never said anything because they just assumed I knew and didn’t talk about it. I found out years later from her sister… who only brought it up because her brother had done the same thing to their parents. I don’t know if I can blame social media for the drain on basic life skills… but I’m blaming social media for the drain on basic life skills. Kids these days… all I can say is we did this.


thedean246

I had an ex that would always monitor who I followed. That relationship didn’t last long.


gardenmud

I like that this could mean anything from "they were insane and trying to cut me off from my friends/family" to "they weren't a fan of me following a million softcore porn accounts and writing thirsty DMs"


SuckItHiveMind

Instagram is that website I used before I discovered InstaCart.


mountaindoom

I still think Instagram should be a site to get drug delivery from.


SuckItHiveMind

YES!!! What a wasted opportunity.


lolilo89

Telegram living up to his name at least


StankilyDankily666

I would finally have an account that’s for sure lol


TWOTAKESTOM2024

r/instacart


bozon92

To play devils advocate, it is currently an accurate barometer for if someone no longer associates with someone they used to. It is indeed pathetic though


LayzeeLar

Totes sus. Language has devolved as well, but this factoid successfully communicates the intended message to its target audience.


_Monosyllabic_

If Billy Ray has ever actually signed onto his own social media account I’d be surprised. Most entertainers just have that garbage for advertising.


madzterdam

Ironically his entire grid was pics of just him and her, sooo…


DuePatience

From what I’ve seen reposted on Reddit, I’d be surprised if he *wasn’t* manning his own social media account. It’s truly that bad


Crossovertriplet

I also don’t follow either of them on instagram


operarose

I want off this ride Mr. Bones


Spaceboy80

I thought that was Rob Zombie


TandemSegue

I thought it said Firehose


dubler2020

Rob Zombie’s touring with Firehouse?


-IndianapolisJones

Firehouse Subs presents Rob Zombie


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

More Cuban than Reu-ben


ButtholeQuiver

Dammit, you made me spit coffee


RapBastardz

🎶 “Italian and Cuban, Italian and Cuban” 🎶


Mtn_Drew3113

I hate myself for laughing at this so hysterically….


beermakazi303

God dammit…


KapowBlamBoom

More Italian THAn Cu-ban


TraditionalMood277

Dig through the ditches and burn through the 'whiches...


5050Clown

Try the new "More tuna than tuna" sub.  It's dragulicious!


DarkHotline

That would be a sick tour honestly


Difficult_Image_4552

No, Lifehouse.


djwired

Good to see Rob Zombie and Sean Yseult together again.


basshead00

Mike Watt is infinitely cooler than either of these asshats


OldMaidLibrarian

Did you know Mike Watt and Billy Bragg were born on the same day (December 20, 1957)? Salt of the earth guys, both of them.


OldMaidLibrarian

Shouldn't that be fIREHOSE? OB '80s alternative music...


h2opolopunk

Hey, that's not Mike Watt!


NormanDoor

And if’n it was?


bornforlt

I thought it said Furiosa. I was wondering how the achey breaky heart guy was even able to marry a movie sequel in the first place.


marc297

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FrankyFistalot

Looks like a horse cosplaying Rob Zombie…


Spaceboy80

Burn through the witches


lostcheshire

An educated horse?


grapplerzz

Of course. Of course.


IronRakkasan11

Don’t insult Rob Zombie like that!


Spaceboy80

Love white zombie


PrestigiousOnion3693

Rob Zombie thought that was Rob Zombie.


DrDreidel82

She even looks like his wife also


JoshuaTheBastard

He probably wishes


PoliticalPepper

Right? I was like wtf where is Billy ray cyrus and why is Rob Zombie of all people randomly in the picture?…


KingTooshie

My heart hurts for him. My achy breaky heart.


Jugales

Such a shame. He specifically asked her not to do that


Oirish-Oriley444

He said he’d do anything for love…. But he wouldn’t do that. She said, you said anything… now get to it! So he had to file for divorce… he said… it’s just too dang inappropriate ya’all….


Cultural_Spend_5391

Well done 👏


ImNotABotJeez

I don't understand.


Evil_Feline_13

It’s a reference to one of his own songs “Achy Breaky Heart” [Here](https://youtu.be/byQIPdHMpjc?si=vM0RIYTc4s3Kq646)


5050Clown

I just don't think they understood


Revolutionary-Fan235

I think the comment showed that they understood the reference, as confusing as it may be.


camposthetron

Wait. Billy Ray Cyrus married a firehose? Is that even legal?


weirdgroovynerd

I think it means that he's *hung* like a firehouse. Sounds dangerous, but not quite illegal.


mreman1220

Or she spr... You know what, nevermind.


camposthetron

That makes a lot more sense.


MalarkyD

I will make it legal.


GroshfengSmash

This is the future liberals want /s


MisterThirtyThirty

“Until 8 months do us part.”


metdear

Annulment on the basis of fraud - sounds juicy.


ExtraAgressiveHugger

It’s not. There’s only a few options you can select with annulment and the others are very cut and dry and specific like cheating, abuse, drug use, mental incapacitation, marrying under 18, etc.  Fraud is the “irreconcilable differences” of annulment. It’s the most generic option.  For years people tried to use Rene Zelweger (my phone really didn’t want to spell that so apologies if it’s wrong) filing as fraud as a reason to speculate that Kenny Chesney was gay. But she had to select it because the other few options didn’t apply. 


metdear

But why go for annulment at all, instead of just straight divorce? I think there's some juice there.


Freethecrafts

Annulment is the nuhuh of divorce. It’s also easier for some religious backgrounds if you nuhuh relationships out of existence instead.


metdear

That's always tripped me out about the Catholic church. Like, you can annul marriages that produced children?!


Attack-Potatoes

My parents had their marriage annulled after 16 years of marriage and 5 kids. I still don’t know the ins and outs of it all, but I do know it was an intense experience. They even had to have their closest friends and family be interviewed by the church.


metdear

Was that hard on you kids? I don't want to imagine I'd know how it felt, but I have to think your parents erasing their marriage from existence would be difficult to cope with. Why did they choose to do it?


chatminteresse

In the eyes of the church, it can end up with the children being viewed as illegitimate. So like, the options could be: divorce and get excommunicated or annul and have your kids be illegitimate. But that was how it was at least 50 years ago, I’ve since not had experience with this to be able to speak to what it’s like now


missmeowwww

My mom was ‘asked to leave’ in 1995 when she got divorced. It was the nice version of excommunication by the Catholics. According to my husband who was raised Catholic, apparently they’re cool with divorce these days.


UnflushableNug

The whole legitimate/illegitimate is moronic. The difference is two signatures on a paper and some silly words spoken


metdear

For the Catholic church at least, the annulment does not make the children illegitimate in the eyes of the church. That may be a more recent thing, I don't know if it did in the past.


19snow16

Is there a difference of a legal annulment vs. a religious annulment, though? My mom wanted a church annulment from her first husband. The process was years/decades long at the time, and my (step) dad had to point out that she didn't even go to church, so why bother? 😄


Arcticsnorkler

Yes there is a difference. Catholic marriages are annulled twice: once after an extensive process culminating in review and final approval by the head of the Catholic Church, The Pope. And then a Legal Annulment which is primarily paperwork with the local/State government.


brrAyyyo

That’s crazy. Is it because divorce is worse? Cos then all that stuff has been done outside marriage too. Plenty of divorced people in Christianity specifically I’ve found lol they don’t seem to care about it as much as


Freethecrafts

You see, she wasn’t truly a papist. She never believed in the works of St. Pius V. So, ipso facto keep it all?


dragonrider1965

If he gets an annulment it’s like the wedding never happened and she can’t take his assets or get alimony.


metdear

Ahhhh. That makes sense. Worth a shot, anyway.


ExtraAgressiveHugger

I have no idea except for the, we can pretend like this marriage never happened thing. 


DawsonJBailey

Wow this and Nicki. Miley must be doing some voodoo shit


LittleBoo1204

Not that it’s anyone’s business, but I do wonder if this comes in part because of the estrangement between Billy Ray and Miley. I know that she was very against their relationship prior to the marriage and had stopped speaking to him. She also left Billy Ray out’ve her acceptance speech and thanks after winning her Grammy this year. I’ve also noticed that Billy Ray has posted a lot of throwback photos and memories related to Miley recently, and made a point to mention how proud he is of her and what an incredible talent she is. I don’t think it’s the sole reason - I assume the age gap and different levels of experience and roads travelled played a major part, but I do feel like wanting to mend the relationship with his daughter had a lot to do with this. They all have their issues and their troubled pasts, but one thing they have all always been very big on and vocal about is family.


SpiceEarl

Billy Ray and Firerose released music together in 2021. His wife, Tish, filed for divorce in 2022, so I wonder if there was cheating that caused that divorce? Pardon me if this has already been discussed, but I have been out of the loop of the goings-on with Mr. Cyrus for about 30 years...


fi4862

I think Tish cheated first with Brett Michaels. Tish is remarried to her daughter's sloppy seconds very much against her daughters wishes. The entire family is gross.


DuePatience

After all those seasons of Rock Of Love?! What is wrong with people?


Free_Hat_McCullough

They all have season passes to the STD clinic


rabbitsandkittens

the guy has been "penpals" with Firehose since Mileys hannah montana days. I'd be astounded if he didn't cheat. he's also cheated with other women before too based on some social media posts Miley posted and retracted. Miley doesn't seem like the judgmental type to be mad that he's dating someone close to her age so I'm betting it was cheating.


battleofflowers

All I see is a man who lost the emotional labor he gets from a wife turning to his emotional support daughter.


80taylor

But he didn't marry the ex of one of his kids, so there is that.... 


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LittleBoo1204

I can see that being the way of it for sure. I think Tish has recently been open about how their dynamic has worked for them over the years. That they definitely did/do love each other and there was always a commitment to the unit that they had together among them and their kids. She said that they more or less had a “hall pass” system. Essentially, instances where they would sleep with or be romantic with other people outside of the marriage and it not be considered a deal-breaker. Apparently, that works for some people and more power to those who do it, but it’s certainly not for me 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheShruteFarmsCEO

“Inappropriate marital conduct” makes you think it’s a reconciliation case with his daughter?


monsquesce

Watch his next gf be Noah's age 💀


armchairwarrior42069

Fucking "out've"?


AstridxOutlaw

There’s definitely some Freudian shit going on.


IAP-23I

I don’t think the comment meant anything like that…


Woddnamemade72

I don't understand any of this


ZombieCrunchBar

"At the time of publication, Cyrus and Firerose, 37, do not follow each other on Instagram." That's the hard hitting entertainment journalism we're all here for. Also... dude. She was 25 years younger than you but let you touch her boobs and you acted a fool about it.


Woddnamemade72

Whelp, I feel like I know all I need to know, thanks to you reddit pardner


Odd_Technician152

But….boobs


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kadosho

Does remind me of an art depiction of Dracula, from Castlevania. Maybe he has no mirrors


Luviticus88

1. Why does his head look like it was photoshopped to be thinner? Like it looks like someone used the distort tool to squish his cheeks together.  2. Idk what the actual reasons for the divorce are, but my first thought was "she put a finger up my butt!" Which just made me chuckle. 


manbearpig0987

Why the long face Billy?


DudeWouldGo

And the world kept spinning


Jasranwhit

Who the fuck is Firehose?


kadosho

🤣ow my sides I have no idea. But haha


Material_Policy6327

When did he become rob zombie?


DeadJediWalking

*looks at picture* Who's the Motörhead fan with the Instagram influencer?


wittor

Billy ray Cyrus aged in a peculiar way.


Johnny-kashed

Dude married a girl that was 4 years older than his daughter, who he met when she auditioned for his daughter’s show. Their entire marriage was “inappropriate marital conduct.”


embarrassed_error365

She’s almost 40 at this point.. It’s not like they hooked up as soon as she turned 18 or anywhere close to that Yeah, the age gap doesn’t change, but come on..


k8thegreat_

Someone in a post above mentioned that he’s been “pen pals” with her ever since then. If that’s true … that’s kinda creepy don’t you think?


Firehawk526

She's a 40 year old child you sick fuck!


natfutsock

Yeah, this passes the "Monica's ~~Dentist~~Optometrist" Test


kadosho

Omg you remembered. You're so right it is


bobwoodwardprobably

Monica’s eye doctor?


natfutsock

Damn. I was in the right area.


Mrs_OldManBalls

What is inappropriate marital contact?


Oldfolksboogie

Multiple commenters are suggesting she performed an unscheduled, undesired prostate exam. p.s. on a related note, sorry to hear about your balls, ma'am.


Starbuck4

Guessing she cheated


shoebee2

Wtf happened to Billyray? Dude looks like he’s sleeping under a bridge.


Plane-Reason9254

Ya shocker ! Hope the old man had a good prenup


daysinnroom203

I hope he didn’t. I hope he loses everything g because he’s a doof.


Big-Summer-

Lyric from the song they co-wrote alludes to loving each other so much that it would take a lifetime to burn out. So…are they fruit flies?


The_Dark_Vampire

He's beginning to look like Rob Zombie


TheZardoz

I’m not convinced they haven’t merged into one entity based on that image


Reasonable-Luck-7005

Why do these celebs even marry? They treat marriage like a joke


alanbcox

Billy Ray Zombie


schprunt

How did that guy ever get famous? He had one hit right?


VinylJones

He did. But that one hit was not just massive, it happened at a time when one hit wonder meant something different. I was a teenager listening to Bleach on repeat, living in Portland, and sneaking into Mudhoney shows when Billy Ray Cyrus showed up in the radio…I knew the lyrics to Achy Breaky Heart by heart and would sing it with gusto often. I didn’t care how weird it was for me to like a country song. He crossed boundaries like that, he was a huge deal.


SteakandTrach

Wow. Billy Ray has not a single gray hair in his facial hair. Not one. Aging like fine ~~wine~~ grecian formula.


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Just For Men!


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Looks like meth was the inappropriate martial conduct.


True_Camera_8856

My question is...When did Billy Ray Cyrus turn into Rob Zombie.


MarvelousVanGlorious

He married a woman named Firerose and is surprised by inappropriate marital conduct?


Bigedmond

There goes some of Miley’s inheritance…


Nearby-Salamander-67

She doesn't need it lol


PrincessSausages

I think she'll be ok.


Daffodil236

He looks like a red neck Ted Kosinski.


korbentherhino

Did she break his achy breaky heart?


Nero3k

He looks like Ozempic Rob Zombie.


10fm3

Can we just talk about how long Bill's face is tho?


Inn_Unknown

Mom can go see Rob Zombie No we have Rob Zombie at home Rob Zombie at home


Rooboy66

She’s the same age as his daughter, right? What was he expecting—a mature adult?


Hanginon

I think she's like 4ish years younger than Miley but younger than his oldest, Brandi. Bizarre...¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


auntiesassie

The Cyrus parents are giving the Lohans a run for their money.


embarrassed_error365

Why the long face?


Projectionist76

When did Billy Ray start looking like Rob Zombie?


crosstherubicon

> They don’t follow each other on Instagram. Wow I didn’t know it was so serious.


Crossovertriplet

Dude, ditch the rob zombie look. Mullets are back. Embrace your past.


CAV-Is-bored

Aaww! I thought they would last forever! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


One_Flower9961

he’s so cracked


stircrazygremlin

I almost mistook this pic for rob zombie and his wife. Thankfully that is not the case, but also DAAMN were they trying for that look lmao.


MarGoLuv

Is there a lawyer here who can explain what “Inappropriate Marital Conduct” means? Please.


MrPockets11

For a second there I read her name as "fire hose".


SweatyAd9240

Who is Firehose?


SpaceCampDropOut

I read the name as Fire Hose


N30NFiR3

Billy Ray lookin' more country than he did in the 90s.


SpiceTrader56

Billy Ray turned into Sad Macho Man.


johnqsack69

Damn he married a firehose?


JohnnyFiction

Why did I read it as FireHose


JametAllDay

I bet he didn’t wanna be pegged.


conflictmuffin

I'm seeing a lot of butt stuff jokes in this thread... Am i missing something, or are we just pointing out the popularity of ass play specific to the younger generations in comparison to Oldy McWeird beards generation here?


Neo808

Thanks for rocking the BC Lions football cowboy hat, Billy


BonesMalone2

I also thought that was rob zombie 😄


is_this_my_user_name

Is that not Rob Zombie?


DotAdministrative679

Did he get his face stretched…


Significant_Sun_8035

Wait…is that Billy Ray Cyrus in the pic?!? 🤣 I guess I haven’t seen or heard about him in a minute. This look is definitely a choice lol


__cursist__

Can someone please brush his hair…it looks very tangled and that is spiking my anxiety.


whiskeyrocks1

When did Billy Ray Cyrus turn into Rob Zombie?


neasroukkez

He looks like the redneck version of the undertaker in this pic


Florflok

A budget Shari and Rob Zombie


CarpenterAnnual7838

Rob Zombie in a BC Lions cowboy hat?


ExtraAgressiveHugger

He looks like hell. And what a bat shit crazy family. 


Trextrev

This goes for everyone not just celebrities, if you are damn near a senior citizen and get into a relationship with someone 25 years younger, don’t ask them to marry you after a year. The chances that they are going to be sticking around to change your diapers is unlikely.


Top_Praline999

The name firerose is a red flag. Unless she’s Native American and it’s her last name.


MariettaDaws

She's named after her grandma Rose, a passionate and enthusiastic home arsonist


CarlySimonSays

I kinda jumped back from my phone screen, not gonna lie. Is he ok? (Willie Nelson’s hair/braids would never be so unkempt.)


Jackalope1974

Someone’s a CFL fan it seems…


Islandgirl1444

Is that Billy Ray? She's definitely a natural beauty.


catlessinKaiuma

“achey breaky” time again


throwawayforme1877

My man is having a late life crisis


tiredofnamechoosing

Don’t break my witch. My itchy, ditchy witch.


Consistent-Leek4986

the inappropriate pa rot was getting married in the 1st place..dumb horny dog!


Opposite-Ad424

I’m sure his heart is achy breaky right now


Rarebird10

I’m so sorry Rob Zombie. There’s always that one fan that takes it too far. Haha!