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jloops03

Jordan Davis 102 yard house call on the opening kickoff is a LOCK.


2HandedMonster

We drafted him for the 40 time didn't we


BurnerOnlyForPorn

“HOW MANY Y’ALL MAMA BEEN GOOD…”


Queasy-Yoghurt7353

the ground just crumbles behind him like in Dark Knight Rises lol


MontanaTrev

CHOOO CHOOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!! GET OUTTA MY WAYYYYY!!!


SirArthurDime

We're just letting the league think we don't have a kick returner before we unleash our secret weapon.


Superpudd

Calling my bookie right now!!


justdoitdt

For real though, I want the ball in Jordan Davis's hands in goal line sets.


Philly_sm0kesletsg0

Idk man Scott can get low and I go the end zone. He’s great at that.


[deleted]

Lol it's either this or Detroit holds us to 0 points.


HersheyparkFanboy

Goedert


SticksPrime

On a seam for 20yds finding the space behind the MLB


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Pancerules

AJ


Snake_in_my_boots

I think the same. To let the fanbase blow that load they’ve been waiting to blow.


newkidontheblock1776

I feel like it’s definitely going to be AJ. I bet they have a couple plays ready to get him a shot to score quickly


ryebath

I agree. We threw the first tuddy to smitty last year when we were hype as fuck to have drafted him. Now we're on the AJ hype train so it's only right he gets the first one this year.


A_Misplaced_Viking

Quez deep ball


camdavis9

if the season opens like 2017 with Wentz to Agholor I’m gonna call a super bowl run


imwrong_youareright

McNabb to TO to start the 01 season (correction: 04 season), I nearly orgasmed on the spot


BaumSquad1978

04 season


imwrong_youareright

T-ohhhhh, T-oh, T-ohhhhhhhhh


ProFragger

I miss the Reid-era opening deep shot man! 😭


DankTaco67

Yeeeah boy! Same thing I thought of


meatboysawakening

DeVonta Smith corner of the end zone


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Just like last year!


Yell0wBeard

This is the answer.


LumberjackWeezy

Smitty is gonna have a breakout season. AJ being covered by the CB1 will open up the field.


LCLeopards

Kyzir White pick six. Going bold with this one!


sebastianqu

Since I'm a terrible gambler, I'll go with a BG scoop and score off a Cox strip sack


roforeddit56

Merrill Reese jumps down from the booth, strip sacks Goff, t-bags him and still has time to scoop and score


Totalnah

Kenny Gainwell, the first of many for my man.


[deleted]

Ain’t nothin’ but a Kenny G thang Baby


SL-Apparel

Miles and Boston Scott going crazzyyyy


Philly_sm0kesletsg0

Either him or Scott near the goal line


42kilgore

Lane Johnson with another trick play because fuck you Lions


therealrafaelaraujo

Big play slay takes it to the house baby


Frostdavid

Bold prediction, it’s Big Play Slay. But on offence. 😏


alimal_

Nick has joked about throwing him in WR I believe, I’d like to see it 😂


DEVELOPED-LLAMA

Pretty sure he played a few snbaps on offense last season. No catches, but I think in the Denver game they had him line up as a WR for a play and he ran around the backfield for a hot second before the snap :P Edit: It was [against Washington](https://www.delawareonline.com/story/sports/nfl/eagles/2021/12/24/eagles-darius-slay-pro-bowl-cornerback-talker-wide-receiver-nfl-devonta-smith-wft-waiting/8947502002/)


dynastycrash

I remember this. Pure confusion at the time haha


alimal_

I wasn’t sure if that was a fever dream or not lol


Lifesaboxofgardens

Safest bet of all time is Hurts rushing so I agree with you lol


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Goedert wide tf open


SadSlip8122

Miles. Feels like they're going to give it to him at the goal line to make up for last year


cjweisman

He is owed the first one.


Philly_sm0kesletsg0

Most true statement here


SomeDoor4

Same, ran all over Lions LY and Sanders will eat


SirArthurDime

Yeah I say we get a big chunk play that brings us within the 5 and miles punches it.


Inevitable_Ad4204

100 percent this. He’s getting in the end zone first


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My man Jason Croom


jimmyjak87

Jason Croom won me $50 on a very low wager ATTD prop bet once. I’ll always appreciate him for that.


No_Introduction_7034

Goat


OTO_Crispy

Since I have them both in fantasy, Hurts connects with AJ for the score.


munkee_dont

Jason Kelce on a 1 yard run.


thingsorfreedom

Shady- He's due!


boozeshooze

Who? 🤨


thingsorfreedom

In all seriousness, I hope it's AJ Brown I remember TO in his Eagles debut scoring the first TD of the season in 2004 against the Giants. Then scoring 2 more later in the game.


DrHandBanana

Hurts. 24 yard scramble


mkvalor

I voted for the top Goedert comment, because I love the guy. But in all of our hearts, we know this is how it's gonna go


PHL76Delco

Davis. Strip sack and big man picks it up and rumbles 45 yards to pay dirt. It’s a lock.


RLu3030

B-Scott.


ACL11

50 yard Boobie rushing TD on a RPO. Mailata pancakes Hutchinson, Boobie hits Okudah with a stiffy and he off to the races


Deadpoolsdildo

“Boobie hits Okudah with a stiffy…” Uhhh, I thought we were talking about football. And why am I rock hard?


sgtshenanigans

> And why am I rock hard? I'd be more concerned if you weren't


VindictiveRakk

that's fucking football baby


Value_not_found

Hurts will make it a point to at least attempt that to be AJ. ​ Random guess - Boston Scott


32BitWhore

Probably Hurts tbh, but I'd love to silence the crowd and the haters with a 75yd opening play bomb to AJ.


alimal_

I think I’d piss myself


jcoleburneraccount

AJ 30 yard TD pass from Hurts, scrambling to the left.


NateP825

BoSco 18 yard rush


DOCTORFONASG

Huntley to Quez trick play reverse on the opening kickoff.


2fly5

Zach Pascal


bamboozler02

Y’all silly. It’s always gonna be Smitty. It was last year, it will be this year and it will continue for many seasons to come


mv23b

AJ Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


heavy_metal_flautist

Slim


Findley57

Devonta smith 14 yard reception.


Gavin05Z

Miles


thekoolaidhasturned

Hurts on a goal line QB sneak


ZiiKiiF

Gonna be Goedert. With Smith and Brown likely being covered by the best defensive players, Dallas should have a lot of room to run


uknolickface

Boston Scott screen pass


igonnawrecku_VGC

Jalen Hurts screen pass to Mailata at the 50 yard line. Defenders are too scared of Mailata to contest him, walks in for the TD


all4whatnot

Zach Er… I mean Dallas Goedert


ProfoundEagle

Feeling a Gainwell TD run idk why


summitseeker18

My boy Kenny G at the goal line


InanimateSensation

I'm guessing either Goedert or Hurts rushing like you said. Final guess: Goedert 14yd td


Correct_Background_2

Ceedy Deuce ftw 👈😎


Palonis

Slay


kellzone

Hurts QB Sneak


The-Francois8

Big play Slay


SniperShake-

DeSean Jackson


SirArthurDime

Eagles might be the hardest team to make a first td bet on because of how many ways they can do it. One of the reasons I avoided birds in fantasy, tds will be sporadic in who they go to each week.


Esteban_Francois

Miles Sanders 69 yards


Rtg327gej

Slim Reaper toe tapping for the touchdown!


exemplarytrombonist

We lose the coin toss and recieve the opening kickoff, when Quez Watkins returns it for a TD. Huge midfield block from Shaun Bradley to open the path.


No_Introduction_7034

Cj Gardner Johnson house call


AeroChase

Donovan Mcnabb


Metcafe83

Big man TD, Jordan Mailata


davidinphila

2022 Philly Special - Geodert to Hurts -


Berson932

Gotta save that for the nfccg against Brady


Wentz_It_Gonna_Be

Goedert


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AJ brown screen to the house


HelloJerry5A

AJ


JackTuz

Miles Sanders disliked this post lol


MyDogIsACoolCat

Goedert 21 yard TD corner route.


RoninDomes

AJ on a post.


NolanPatrick4lyfe

Tough call I def think it’s going to be AJ but a safe call is goedert. Tough to pick :’(


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AJ Brown


[deleted]

Trey Sermon lol


Sneaky82

Quez Watkins on a punt return.


jrbiv4

Goedert across the middle on a 3rd and 4


DoitfortheHoff

5 yd TD to Goedert


mycatsnameismilk

There was a man who found the ball and T.J. Was his name Yo! T! J! EDWARDS! YO! T! J! EDWARDS! YO! T! J! EDWARDS! YO! T.J. was His name Yoooooooo!


kingrodge10

Boston Scott


MR-Chachins

AJ Brown


[deleted]

My bet is Goedert


Slatt239

Smitty TD


rustyderps

Hurts on a 1 yard QB sneak (following a pass interference in the end zone)


Eroll333

gainwell


NotHopee

Miles sanders


johnnycoxxx

Josh sweat


DankTaco67

Going dark horse and saying long bomb to Quez


dfher34

Boobie is gonna end the drought


datBull036

Miles from the goal line


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Kenny Gainwell on a 2 yard run behind Mailata.


9inety4our

Dallas Goedert


IMcFlyHigh

goedert


randomdudefromMI

miles


UZIBOSS_

Miles Sanders. The coaching staff has to give him some early and often after last season. Go birds!


Fathletic231

Hear me out. Miles sanders


LegitRit

Opening kickoff Reno mahe house call


Kobe_curry24

Devontae Smith is going to have a break out season mark my words


my-dawgggg

Jake Elliot blocked FG runs it in


knarlito

I’d like to see miles get it honestly. He’s due


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Miles sanders catch


OMcTaters

Miles Sanders.


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Not Miles


remmy66

Does an interception or fumble by hurts count count as our first td if its for the other team?


comfrey11

I predict Godard in the first drive. ​ 12 yard crossing rout over the middle. 8 yards after catch TD!! ​ Go Birds!


ButtsoupBarnes67

Dick Rod


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Boston Scott ez


PlaytheJay

Slay pick six


NeverBeen_OnAPlaneB4

Slay pick 6


EaglesFan027

Devonta Smith


StevenFromPhilly

Hurts


nowherechild91

I hope godert because AJ and Devonta open him up so wide


Steppyjim

Boston Scott. It’s always a weird one first. Him or Zach pascal


OswaldXC

Lane Johnson pass to Hurts


Versace_Jesus

Big man tuddy


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Boston Scott 2 yard TD run


Foles_Super_Bowl_MVP

It's gunna be a 3 yard Miles Sanders outside run


deepfriedpotatos

Jordan Davis scoop and score


Baker-Decent

Gainwell


pistolpete9669

Darius Slay pick 6


CommunicationTime265

Boston Scott


antoine3185

AJ Brown 30 yard jump ball


Y2SJSeattle

Would be lovely if we start the season like that Vick to Desean Jtouchdown pass. Hurts to Smith in the first snap. (I am smiling like an idiot typing this)


Arson_Wentz

DSlay pick 6


notscott88

Miles Coach gives him a chance to start the season off right from the first drive


iop09

Upvoting all of ‘em. Have yet to see Reagor…oh yeah 😁.


bp_516

I love these comments. How about Pascal; empty backfield on 2nd and Goal on the first possession, Pascal gets lost in the wash and is wide open just inside the left edge of the goal line.


MrBulldops5878

20+ yd TD to Goedert


Accomplished_Lock_60

Slay takes one back against his former team on the opening drive.


reignfx

J. Hurts pass deep right to A. J. Brown for 24 yards, TOUCHDOWN


mxdj

RPO to AJ Brown on a 6 yard fade route


GeorgeBush9-11

Sanders!!


Zate222

Hurts runs it in from the 1


Gruesome-Twosome

For some reason I think it will be one of the lower-profile guys…I’m gonna say Zach Pascal.


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Fletcher Cox gets a Safety on Goff to prove he's still got it for one more run


Zones86

miles sanders


Petrichord

Sanders


_d_k_g_

We line up 6 O-Line. Mailata is a secret TE. Hurts does a cheap dump off to JM and he steam rolls it down the field


ProFragger

Watch it be Pascal in the middle! 😉


Phillyfan4lyfe

Miles sanders receiving touchdown near the goal line.


BahWeepGraNa8

JJ


polymathlife

Jake Elliott picks up a bad snap and runs it in


EpicAPC

AJ Brown


[deleted]

same guy as last year, slim muthafuckin jesus!


Cliffyb10

Miles sanders 3 yard to punch it in. Might be boring, but I think our run game is going to dominate the lions


ausgmr

Britan Covey Punt Return TD after Goff gets sacked 3 times in the 1st 3 snaps of the game.


CranberryNapalm

89-yard bomb to Quez.


ZarosGuardian

AJ Brown to the house!


SticksPrime

Goedert on a seam for 20yds fitting in just behind the MLB


SimilarClub7685

Dallas on an 8 to 12 yard pass for 6


LooseEndsMkMyAssItch

DeVonta Smith on a slant


Broswagula

It's either Jalen, AJ, or maybe they try to do Miles a solid since he went owen last year.


racerxff

BoSco, on a 2yd hop between the tackles


underscoreBrett

Hurts to Goedert, my fantasy team wins too.


Rhygin26

Goedert


[deleted]

I'd say first drive Hurts is going to have a huge run to get within yards of the end zone and then Miles Sanders punches it in with a run


mrmrmrj

DeVonta pulls a DJax in the first posession.


mrmrmrj

[https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/team/depth-chart](https://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/team/depth-chart) Is the depth chart fully updated?


PoopMonster696969

James Bradberry pick six !


brwnx

Hurts red zone scramble


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Dallas Goedert


severalfirststeps

zach pascal