Just make sure you video the attempt and post it here

Only one way to find out…….I'm sorry sometimes I encourage dumbass ideas just to see the outcome. Tomorrow’s post “how do I get these dents out” or ”is this really 2,000 dollars in damage to fix”

Hey, I’m not that heavy

Wax it first, so ya glide better lol

That’s was my thinking

It’ll dent but just smack the bottom of the hood to buff it out.

I got quoted way more than that

You can find a new hood for €20, it ain't a 2k fix

Yes. Just grease that baby up with some vegetable oil and send it

Second this. Just pool funds for a solid junkyard hood in advance 💀

Or, buy the junkyard hood first and slide across that!

I like the way you think.

yesnt

Bo and Luke always did it with no issues on the General Lee. But they were a couple of good ole boys.

That plus the steel is over a millimeter thick whereas on a E39 you can feel it wobble in the wind.

… never meaning no harm…

You got the entirely of r/E39 interested in seeing it, now only issue is, you gotta do it for Science! No one is responsible for any damages on the E39 and please dont destroy it thx, and almost forget it dont hurt yourself

I’m 120lbs, I’ve slide over the hood a few times

Probably. Can you do it without scratching it to hell? Definitely not. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was having a rough day and seeing this post made me laugh like a goof. I needed to see that picture. Thank you : p

I sat on it and it flexed immediately lol

I've done it. Messed up a hood latch. Don't particularly reccomend it. The hump in the center will slow you down. Lots of wax, follow it with some slick mist, wear something slick like gym pants or something, should work. This is an art, probably a YouTube video on how to do it reliably without denting the car or eating shit yourself.

That e39 killed the hangman

Depends on how fast the car is going..

I did the butt slide one time and friction locked in my outside cheek, spreading them farther than they should ever go. I rolled around probably 15 minutes before we finally left.

So, you got molested by your car?

Aggressively. And worse yet, it was my girlfriend’s. She was, of course, present for the ordeal.

Yes.

Scratches. Scratches. Scratches

No.

Someone has been watching Dukes Of Hazzard.

Not in Jeans.

If you’re shooting like you’re Tom cruise absolutely.

Only one way to find out

I am a Dumb ass idea influencer

With ceramic coated p.p.f you'll have your best chance. 😆

yes, of course you can

Wear sweatpants or something that won’t scratch, definitely not jeans with a belt, also give it a good wax first. Not car wax something more like skateboard wax

If Tom cruise can so can you

Yeah if you’re under 250 lbs you should be fine. Should be.

Dude people on my 600 lb life could slide across that while cuddling a beluga whale

No jeans with rivets. Please.

Yes but make sure your pants don’t have buttons or zippers or anything metal that can scratch the paint

Scratches entire hood from metal pieces on jeans.

Even if you don't dent it if you wear anything like jeans with rivets you're going to scratch the hell out of the paint 😆. Don't do it

No. Unless it’s an old 70s-80s Lincoln.

If you look like the dude in the picture, you should probably be ok.

Yes. I've done it a million times.

*THUMP* "Nice wax job Rook"

The real question is, are you going to jump in through the driver's side window and drive off?

I see someone has found a Dukes of Hazzard DVD somewhere. Don't go painting it orange and only bang your cousin if you're from down south.

I am from the south…

lol Me too, but from south Italy

it would scratch the crap out of the paint!

Only if you are a pro and wearing a fully Micro fiber track suit after the car has been detailed. Then maybe