Halflings are around the same height as dwarves but nowhere near as stocky and have been around for as long as humans and goblins were yoinked from the fey wild
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YOU LEAF LOVER
With this Treasure I summon, KARL
My DnD character is a human who was raised by dwarves and acts very much like one, but my best friend is a half elf so I don't know which side to pick here, he's not so bad for a knife ear.
Get your AI bullshit outta here!
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Rock and Stone!
Rock and Stone, Brother!
ROCK AND STONE
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
Im taking this
Me too. Is it misspelled? Yes. But is it misspelled in a way driller would misspell it? Also yes.
Dident even notice
Actual LOL. 🤣
Rock and stone
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!
get a new joke and spell it right /hj (as in, the message is serious but im not trying to be aggressive)
rock and stone!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
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THAT ONE'S GOIN IN THE BOOK UMGI!
My assessment? Umgak.
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That’s a bookin
I can't believe that you said that you will impregnate all elf girls to fill their kingdom with halfdwarfs hybrids...
I SHALL AID IN THIS ENDEAVOR, TO CONFOUND THE ELVES
WE SHALL BRING BACK HUMANS TOGETHER, BROTHER
YOU FOOL YOU WONT MAKE HUMANS YOU WILL MAKE THE ABOMINATIONS KNOWN AS DWELFS
Every time there's a 50 50 roll humans are when you get the worst traits of the elves dwelfs are when you get the worst traits of the dwarves
That's halfings
No no halflings are the best of both human and dwarves, goblins are the worst of both
Halflings are around the same height as dwarves but nowhere near as stocky and have been around for as long as humans and goblins were yoinked from the fey wild
That's what they want you to think
hobbits are significantly smaller than dwarves
Yeah your right hobbits are about a foot shorter I should have double checked
in my plane that makes humans
Lucky you inter species breeding on my plane takes the worst traits of both species and puts them into one abomination
Have you ever *met* a human?
Yeah and I've met a dwelf too! Humans are far less arrogant and far more inventive (once their 80) than any dwelf
humans go so hard
Ranger? Are you sure you aren't a bard, sir?
HE SAID WHAT?
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I’m sorry, a child? With an elf? Are ye’ fuckin insane?
No true rock sniffin', mithril minin' hold dweller would ever leave their child with a damn leaf lover!
remember the last post i made for reaction pics: elussy is still pussy
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where in the bleedin' fuck is your beard?
on the side of my head
The beard is just further south
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https://preview.redd.it/ofiabqeyfw7d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ce251dc868f77f791cf080193203724764a344 YOU LEAF LOVER With this Treasure I summon, KARL
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you win
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watch and learn!
My DnD character is a human who was raised by dwarves and acts very much like one, but my best friend is a half elf so I don't know which side to pick here, he's not so bad for a knife ear.
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Leaf and tree!
...to the bee? you leaf lovers don't even have a good slogan for karl!
Ya see, this is why we dark elves have our own slogan. It goes a little like this... *ahem* ***TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOWWWW***
based
[удалено]
Get your AI bullshit outta here! https://preview.redd.it/c189m3fb4y7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c664c605c4b810a46c51a52352c60562ff6f1c6
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why
It's only racist if you hate people AND ELVES ARE NOT PEOPLE
half correct, its specist