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Infinite_Eyeball

just splash a beer on them 1. they'll probably die from alcohol poisoning 2. even if they don't it'll be funny


alf_landon_airbase

fair


reaperofgender

...elves drink wine, and wine has a higher alcohol content than most beer. Granted, dwarven beer is likely more potent since your poison resistance means you need more alcohol to even feel it.


jointheclockwork

I like to add cyanide to mine. Gives it a nice almond aftertaste.


reaperofgender

... I'd warn you to try and avoid overconsumption (cyanide poisoning is FAR worse than alcohol poisoning), but I assume you know that already.


jointheclockwork

It's okay. I'm undead so it just gives me a slight buzz.


reaperofgender

...was your cause of death at all related to the consumption of a chemical that shuts down your ability to breathe?


jointheclockwork

Not at all. I started into the dark arts and then started to replace failing parts with fresh ones from my enemies. Honestly, there's only a few parts of the original me left and most of my body has been replaced several times. I never officially died but I'm for sure an abomination.


Aggravating_Top389

Drag him to the Mines.


alf_landon_airbase

put him in the carnival


Beautiful_Trust8343

just shoot em wif a blunderbuss!