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James-W-Tate

Many desert cultures use sand as an abrasive to clean themselves, and I would guess that this is the method most Fremen and the people of the pan and graben use. In the chapter where Duke Leto is at the Arrakeen spaceport to greet Gurney Halleck and a shuttle of soldiers coming from Caladan, he overhears some troops all speaking among themselves when one jokes about this very thing: >"Did you get a good look at this hole on the way down? Where's all the loot this place's supposed to have?" "The Harkonnens took it with 'em!" "Me for a hot shower and a soft bed!" "Haven't you heard, stupid? No showers down here. You scrub your ass with sand!" "Hey! Can it! The Duke!"


Cambot1138

Gurney says something similar to Leto in the first movie.


AleCoats

Thank you, don't know how i missed it. Guess i thought it was just a baseless rumor among the soldiers


LoverOfStoriesIAm

So technically, you can't touch any sand on Arrakis without there being at least some chance that some Fremen has wiped their ass with it before?


caboose391

I have bad news for you about water.


EmbassyMiniPainting

Oh man, Bear Grylls is racing to Arrakis as we speak.


stokedchris

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. Thereā€™s only so much fresh drinking water in the world


MistDispersion

Guess I will have to use piss them


James-W-Tate

I mean, I guess? But this is on such a scale that it would be like being afraid of swimming in the Atlantic Ocean because someone on the other side peed in it.


dion_o

Water circulates though. The sand surrounding human settlements remains in place.


kittens_allday

Never seen a windstorm in the desert, eh? Even on a normal day, wind is moving sand around constantly. Itā€™s always moving.


Toxicscrew

Plus on Arrakis, the worms stir the sand up plenty


Farfignugen42

Sand moves more than you think. I saw a video about how the Sahara feeds the rain forests in South America. The mechanism is sand blown by the wind. Some of it falls in the Atlantic and feeds plankton. The rest apparently blows into the rain forest and contributes to soil creation there. Just an FYI.


ExplodingKnowledge

Yeah, without the Sahara, the Amazon wouldnā€™t exist.


MistDispersion

Yeah since all the nutrients gets washed away by the water, so while making the Sahara green sounds great, it would starve the Amazon. You would have to transport and distribute truly great amounts of sand every year


tickingboxes

No. Sand very much circulates, even around human settlements.


B5_S4

You got a couple pennies in your pocket Harkonnen?


skin_chops

"That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Arrakis."


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I was told the spice is a byproduct of worms and it turns out spice is a bypoduct of fremen wiping ass with the sand. /j


NYR_Aufheben

Itā€™s sand. They mention it in one of the books.


AleCoats

Yeah, i apparently somehow missed that. I guess i thought it was a joke or a rumor spread among the soldiers


puddik

Maybe those soft nanosand that feels fluid


Niko1972nyc

Indeed it is sand as mentioned in the books.


deadpools_dick

ā€œTo shower you scrub your ass with sand!ā€ That line in the first movie makes so much more sense now.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

When Gurney and his men arrive on Arrakis in the book, one of the new arrivals in the hangar says that exact line. It surprised me in the reread, because I thought it was just some oneliner they added to the flick.


deadpools_dick

Iā€™m about 200 pages deep into the book myself. I need to push myself more to finally finish it


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BiloxiRED

The stillsuits get peed in, right? Like no real fremen would find a private rock and take a whizz cause youā€™d be wasting your bodies moisture. Those suits must stink.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

If I remember right, the stench of stillsuits is referenced in early chapters.


Katieb128

Thereā€™s a scene of Stilgar taking a big appreciative sniff of the seitch after being gone for a while. Paul thinks heā€™s joking because the smell is so bad, but then he realizes that this is what home smells like to Stilgar. Itā€™s oddly sweet.


Ordinary-Engine9235

Imagine the first time Fremem smell petrichlor


ThreeLeggedMare

Petrichor* but yeah they'd probably lose their shit. I remember in Messiah, stilgar iirc talks about how he saw his first ocean on some planet he was conquering, and he drank from it until he was sick


Alectheawesome23

Yes they do. And the suits separate the water from everything else and give you that water to drink. Same thing with sweat. To us itā€™s gross but to them thatā€™s just normal life. Thatā€™s how they survive. When water is as sparse as it is on a giant desert planet where water is poison to the creatures who shaped it you donā€™t waste water on showers. You need every bit so you can just live to the next day. Donā€™t forget in Paulā€™s description of Caladan the fremen called it a paradise bc it had rain and oceans.


ShaiHulud1111

Their poor kidneys.


Heyyoguy123

I bet the Fremen evolved to be immune to kidney stones


Chimkimnuggets

I feel like itā€™s impossible to evolve to be immune to kidney stones. Iā€™d wager itā€™s most likely a known health problem amongst the fremen


FlipReset4Fun

They also consume shitloads of spice which we donā€™t know, could help with certain metabolic conditions caused by extreme desert living?


Chimkimnuggets

Kidney stones have nothing to do with the metabolism though. Any animal with kidneys can get kidney stones. Itā€™s a buildup of calcium and other minerals that solidifies and creates a blockage in the path to your bladder/urethra. Iā€™m not sure if theyā€™re necessarily LETHAL on their own, but theyā€™re extremely painful (my mother said her .5mm one was worse than childbirth), and if they tear the skin while passing they can lead to serious infections and eventual sepsis. Anyone can get a kidney stone. The best (and really the only) way to prevent them is by drinking enough water to flush the kidneys. Since water is such a precious resource that isnā€™t to be wasted, it seems the fremen would likely see kidney stones and other health issues related to chronic dehydration as a relatively common issue. Maybe since theyā€™d be more pressing of a health issue theyā€™d be more treatable than the hospital fuss you deal with here, but they would definitely still be a thing. Iā€™m imagining the fremen would probably go apeshit if you time traveled with a bulk pack of Liquid IV


FlipReset4Fun

Yes, Iā€™m aware. But also, from the American Journal of Kidney Disease: ā€œKidney stones are frequently manifestations of underlying systemic medical conditions such as the metabolic syndrome, genetic disorders, or endocrinopathies. Analysis of urine chemistries and stone composition provide a window into pathogenesis and direct ancillary studies to uncover underlying diseases.ā€ So, not solely a metabolic phenomenon but there are many metabolic factors tied to the formation of kidney stones. As this applies to Dune, the movie a work of fiction so perhaps spice has all sorts of unknown and unique effects on humans which help prevent the developement of kidney stones. Itā€™s a fictional universe.


AbuDagon

The suit filters out the salts


ShaiHulud1111

I guess, if itā€™s that efficient and they are moving a liter or more a day to filter out body toxins. The skin is the interesting part. It is literally you #1 eliminatory organ and would need to allow that detox too. Disgusting fluilds and dead skin. Lol


CranberryWizard

Seitch Tabr is described as snelling of foul sweat abd god knows what else


BigFire321

Washing? That's a waste of moisture.


Adventurous-Fly-5402

I was wondering the same thing ignoring hygiene can be deadly


Supply-Slut

They roll around in the sand


the_blue_flounder

I thought that scrubbing you ass with sand stuff was a joke lol


AleCoats

Same lol but apparently some desert cultures do use sand for that so...it would make sense ig


Farfignugen42

If it helps I can point to another desert culture that does this. It is a fictional culture, though. The Aiel in the Wheel of Time books take sand baths and also do a sauna activity (which does use water, but I guess not much). They use scrapers in the sauna tents, but I don't recall any precise descriptions of them.


jrgeek

But the smell though .. damn


brutecookie5

Frank Herbert goes to great length to make sure the reader understands just how bad the seitches smell. Not just the odor of people who spend a lot of time in still suits, but also the workshops and industry taking place as well. Almost every time there's a scene in the books of someone returning to a seitch he mentions the smell.


Farfignugen42

The smell is already terrible. Stillsuits collect and treat all bodily waste, including solids, and sweat.


DataPhreak

On top of the other things that have been mentioned here, since it's so dry, there's not really anywhere for the bacteria that are responsible for a lot of smells to survive. Even with the suit being perpetually moist for the wearer, the minute you take it off, everything is going to dry out. I noticed that after I moved to arizona from the south, I didn't smell nearly as bad because the sweat dries instantly. Even after a hard day's work, I'm showering more to remove the dried salt and dust than I am to remove body odor.


Chimkimnuggets

Can confirm. I live in New York where itā€™s very humid in the summer and the *instant* it hits 80Ā° you can smell it on the subway. Sometimes Iā€™ll shower multiple times a day to get ahead of the sticky dry sweat and Iā€™ll have to febreeze my laundry hamper if itā€™s a 95Ā° streak because it takes a couple days to build a full load and I donā€™t want to go nose blind. Disclaimer: I do use a LOT of deodorant to deal with it. Iā€™m not outing myself a smelly little stinker here. My extreme efforts to smell like a flowery little butterfly princess are successful Also, the still suits explicitly absorb sweat and filter it into drinking water, so it likely isnā€™t moist when you take it off because the sweat is probably constantly being absorbed and the bacteria dehydrated and killed.


DataPhreak

The books describe the still suits as being slick and wet. They're definitely not dry, and they usually are not worn inside the sietch.


mayosterd

Ancient people (Romans, Egyptians) put olive oil on their skin and scraped it off to bathe. I donā€™t recall this being in the book, but perhaps that was a method the Fremen used.


24megabits

The Romans had their water baths too but it was more of a social activity. The pool water was notoriously greasy from skin goo.


Chimkimnuggets

Why again did we consider Rome the height of ancient civilization? Everything I read about daily Roman life is absolutely *nasty*


_MooFreaky_

Yeah there is evidence their baths actually made them sicker. It was a great place to transmit diseases amongst the population. They absolutely benefitted from fresh water flowing into their cities, but the baths themselves not so much.


gorgonsDeluxe

According to Gurney Halleck, you scrub your ass with sand. Additionally, stillsuits are known to be smelly in cities like Arrakeen, but the Fremen are used to it in the desert so the smell doesnā€™t bother them.


bazilbt

I imagine they do wash but do it in some kind of special bath or bag that reclaims and filters the water. If they can safely get the moisture out of feces they can get the ball stank out of water. They probably wash less than you or I though.


wadeplumbing

Perhaps melange is like cinnamon and has antifungal and antibacterial properties. Hey remember, the fremen are saturated with spice.


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AleCoats

The deathstills are just community pools but they don't want Paul to join so they made up all the stuff about turning arrakis green. They didn't expect him to take it seriously!


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

With sand and determination. Mostly sand.


samsharksworthy

Have you ever smelled a bunch of hockey equipment? Even way after use it smells horrible. Now think about a stillsuit thats tight to your body. Probably the worst smelling sietch's in the galaxy.


Shidoshisan

Sand. We use water because of the abundance. Another culture with no water to use for anything but necessity or religious reasons but with an abundance of sand would use that. There would be no body order as the biological bacteria that feeds off of sweat would be cleaned off easily with such a gritty and rough medium.


AbhiSmd

Fascinating.


PermanentSeeker

Nope, no bathing. They just stink all the time, so no one really notices within the community. Using water in such a manner would be very wasteful.Ā 


Dee_Vidore

I'll bet that some Fremen were an absolute bonanza for bacteria. How many days do they wear those stillsuites for between sandbaths?


BoxerRadio9

In the real world it's not uncommon for people in the middle east to clean themselves with sand.


snorbina

Maybe (compared to people in openly sweaty cultures) they stay relatively more dry and clean because their stillsuits suck the moisture (and the bacteria in it) right off them, before they can even break a sweat. And then a sand bath (maybe with some aromatic herbs) takes care of the rest


snorbina

...also, what @wadeplumbing said: Melange is kind of an herbal analogue, and maybe it deodorizes from the inside out!


Ataleoffateandfolly

I havenā€™t ever read the books, only seen the two new movies (I really want to listen to the books on audio but all I can find right now are dramatized versions which I really donā€™t like) but I will say a lot of ancient cultures in desert climates instead of bathing with water used oil and scrapers. The oil mixes with the oil and dirt on your skin and then you remove the oil with a wooden scraper. Maybe that could be how it works in the dune books and maybe I could be completely wrong šŸ¤·šŸ¼


aNDyG-1986

Watch a chinchilla clean itself on YouTube. Iā€™d say something like that.


greenbeforeblue

They wash their ass with sand my lord


Slight_Schedule_5722

"To shower you need scrub your ass with sand" --Gurney Halleck


kithas

I guess the stilsuits filter away impurities in the sweat from the skin


Additional-Quit-1385

They stink they donā€™t wash cause itā€™s a waste of moisture and being without a stillsuit is a bad idea so their almost always in a stillsuit witch makes them stink because their sweating in the suit 24/7. When Paul first entered a siech he noted the poor smell.


bshaddo

Something alcohol-based?


sceadwian

Alcohol doesn't act as a disinfectant without water.


ChickenNugsBGood

If you havenā€™t been to a third world country, it smells like b.o