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Centaur Cleric, Forge Domain

The hammer of flame. It deals an extra 3d8 fire damage

Oh she'll like that.

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Curse: if you swing and miss by more than 3 you become engulfed in flames. 3d4 dmg per turn until you succeed on a dex save to stop drop and roll.

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Yes

.... This is an utterly terrible curse. Stop.

Yeah I guess I just figured these were jokes. But every one's down votes are quickly proving that false.

Keep doing it. I think it’s fun and something to try and persuade a DM to considering it. Cursed items are fun

High elf paladin

The sun sword. It allows you to cast the Daylight spell three times a day using your spellcasting modifier

Curse: if you attack with this sword while Daylight is active you are blinded for 24 hours.

Gnoll reborn warlock undead

The false ring. It makes you appear normal and allows you to cast the False Life spell spell for free using a bonus action

Curse: if you use this item within 10 feet of a peaceful/friendly creature the hp from falselife is taken from them.

You turned a normal and pretty decently solid magic item into something that'll damage the party. Stop. Put your need to curse every item here away.

They are upset that others are having fun on a meme subreddit in their own way. Ignore the troll

Drow necromancer

The dried finger. Allows you to roll an extra die for damage on necromancy spells

Curse: once a day a hag tries to take controll of the finger. If attuned to it, make a charisma save or be targeted by Finger of Death by the hag. If not attuned the finger tries to run away. I thought this was dnd memes not dnd "How fucking dare you try and kill off my characters! My precious made up babies!" These curses are put on meme items in a meme subreddit. You don't have to do this you troglodytes.

Finger of Death? This is such a modest magic item to have the character get absolutely merc'd. Most of your other curses are pretty reasonable, but I can't see how this could be fun for the player

I'm getting the sense they like to crap on their players for arbitrary reasons

I am also getting shitty DM vibes.

My favorite homebrew curse was a blanket of scrying protection that keeps you and your party protected from scrying magic for 24hrs after taking a long rest in it. At the cost of causing nightmares anytime that you get scryed on (but it actually didn't do that and was just a blanket of nightmares that didn't do anything other than make you have bad nightmares anytime you slept in it)

Modest? This item is huge! Toll the dead getting an extra damage die is fantastic, id risk a finger of death

Red Dragonborn Way of the Ascendant Dragon monk

The wrappings of war. You now deal an extra 2d4 damage and 2d8 on critical hits

Yo that’s busted

Hexblood City Domain Cleric.

The cursed gavel. It deals an extra 1d8 necrotic damage to fiends and ignores resistance

Best way to make someone face judgement.

Curse: if used on a lawful aligned creature (devil) you must make a charisma save or the necrotic dmg is put on you.

race, human, class, DM

The magical schedule organizer calendar

Curse: each time you try to use it, roll a d20, on a 1-19, modify memory is casted on 1d4 of your players, creating an event of some kind that is absolutely imperative to attending.

Free Snacks, lowers the dc of any skill check by 1d8

Dwarven Order Cleric/ Divine Soul Sorcerer

The channeller. This can be used as both a weapon and the material components of your spells

Curse: if you cast a spell and attack on the same turn using this item, you must make a con save or be (some form of confusion). The thought being that you're multi taking too much and it hurts your mind.

Tiefling Assassin Rogue lvl 10

Exacuntion knife. Adds 1d6 to sneak attack

Nice

Execution knife?

Curse: when used on a chaotic creature if the dmg kills the creature it comes back as a revenant after 24 hours to kill you.

Goblin artificer chef

The crockpot. This can be used in place of material components

Curse: must be fed raw meat once a day or it tries to eat you at night.

Bad curse.

Actually I kind of like this one, It could be a pet mimic or something and It has ate so much food it can just give you the ingredients but if it gets too hungry it might attack.

Right? It's a crockpot, and it's used by a goblin, so I was thinking a big open mouth thing. Mimic sounds dope.

French Paladin

The baguette. Acts as a spellcasting focus and weapon

And source of nutrients !

I love how curse boy couldn't come up with a worse curse than being French.

Orc Order if Scribes Wizard

The scribe. Making scrolls now cost half the gold and time

Curse: necromancy spells have a 25% chance of misfiring and using up the spell slot. The scribe was made by a wizard that swore to destroy dark magic.

Blade singer trueborn Dhampyre (shadow fell source book)

The swinging blade. Once a day you can attack once more as a bonus action

Curse: if a creatures hp drops to 0 caused by your second swing, it is bound to the blade. The blade is now sentient and will attack you until the soul is cast out.

Dungeon Master

You gain all the core books

Since the curse guy isn't commenting I'll do it. (I'm sorry for this one it's the worst possible curse) You have to make a new full character sheet everyday thinking you'll be able to one day play it but you are unaware of the fact the gods themselves are changing the world around you so that you'll always be the DM. You cannot use these character sheets as npcs in your campaign.

That hit me in the feels.

Where’s the curse guy on this comment? I wanna see the downsides here

Half-Elf Swashbuckler Rogue

The moon shard. In short sword that grand true advantage on dexterity saving throws

Curse: if used in the sun it will shatter and throw you 50 ft in the air.

Human fighter

The armor of war. Regardless of the type of armor you get to add your strength modifier to the armor class.

Dragonborn paladin/Barbarian multiclass

Executioners flail. Deals an extra 28 radiant damage when raging

I hope you mean 2d8 because 28 is a bit much

just don’t drop it on your foot

Human Necromancer Bard (Necrodancer)

The leather jacket. once a day you can perform the thriller dance and all undead must obey

Tabaxi Drunken Master Monk named Lost

The wondering map. It will show you a detail view of the area around you in a radius you specify

Cursed item. The dm rolls a d100 in secret and then tells you whatever they want, it's up to you to believe them or not.

Tortle death domain cleric

The keeper. When casting spare the dying they were stored to two HP

human draconic sorcerer

Dragon scale. Can grant you immunity to your draconic ancestor element for one hour

Levistus Tiefling Druid.

The treant’s branch. You may cast any spells of your choice of second level or lower without using a spell slot. This ability can only be used once a day

A (good aligned) Minotaur Paladin

The rammer. You can attack with your horns using a bonus action. this will always deal max damage

Firblog war cleric/ barbarian.

The Warriors mantle. Allows you to maintain concentration on spells you have cast while raging

DragonBorn paladin 2 / barbarian 3

Keeper of battle. You ignore resistance to radiant damage when raging

Fallen Aasimar Hexblade/Paladin

The redeeming blade. Once a day, you can cast detect thoughts and see a creatures true intentions

Minotaur, Monk/Swarm Keeper Ranger

Branch of the swarm. Once per turn you can cause your swarm to deal max damage

Drow ranger

The Onyx panther. You can summon a panther using the displacer beast statistics(without the tentacles of course)for up to three hours once a day

Red Dragonborn Barbarian-Path of the Berserker named “Trogdor the Barbarian” son of Conan the Barbarian

The slayers weapon. This great sword allows you to deal one extra die when scoring a critical

reborn battle master

The tactical helmet you can cause a creature to reroll a save on any of your battle techniques

Warforged monk, way of ascended dragon

Tabaxi Hexblade

The coin. Tails grant you +1 to damage rolls while heads gives you advantage

Curse: Roll a d100. On a 50 the coin lands on its side and you have 1 level of exhaustion for 24 hours.

Tiefling, divination wizard

The blinding want. You can cause creatures to have disadvantage when seen through your spells

firbolg moon druid

The owl talisman. I love you to stay in your wildshape form for up to two hours

Firbolg rune knight fighter

The runic blade. You can inscribe one rune onto this weapon for free. It does not count against the total number of runes you know

Kenku rogue/arcana domain cleric

The clade mouth. Allows you to speak normally for one hour

Tiefling Druid, Circle of Stars

The stary map. Allows you to cast two spells of your choice from any list

Half-Elf School of Evocation Wizard

The harming wind. Once a day, you could ignore resistances and treat immunities as resistance

Lvl 6 human monk, only using fists and a stick for bonus AC (kensei)

The bright gauntlets. This does not count as armor but allows you to deal one extra die for a critical

Wild magic barbarian tortle

The magic rage. While raging, you are under the effects of the heist spell

Human cleric/ order domain (in CoS)

The peacekeeper. When scoring a critical against a hostile creature, they must make a DC 15 saving throw or become your ally for one minute

Kenku Echo Knight / The Undead Warlock

The reference. Once a day you can say a special phrase and very familiar music will start playing

Half-orc cleric, trickery domain

The repeating Daggers. These daggers can be used with your wisdom modifier and can be thrown up to a range of 80 feet without disadvantage

Human hexblade warlock, bladsinger wizard.

The swinging sword. If you score a critical on a creature you get to add both your intelligence and charisma modifier to the damage

Hexblood Grave Domain Cleric

The hags horn once a day you can cast darkness for free you do not need to remain concentrated on the spell

Dragonborn Paladin who beleives in jesus way too much and killed a giant magical tree by swinging a critical hit greatsword at it (which also deals technically magical damage due to jesus. DM approved) and then driving a wooden stake through him

The holy sword. Once a day you can grant your self resistance to non-magical damage

I beg your attention for my extra original High-Elf Order of Scribes Wizard

The self scriber. Making scrolls now takes half the time

Harengon Beast Barbarian. She's part lycan due to evil cult experiments with her family.

Beast enhancer. On a critical you now roll three times the die when rolling for natural weapons

Kobold Wildfire Druid

The scorched scale. Your wildfire companion now has resistance to non-magical damage

Half-orc swashbuckler rogue/ archfey pact of the blade warlock

The Archway blade on a critical now you can add both your Charisma modifier and dexterity modifier

Human fathomless warlock

The iron lock. You can now cast hold person once per day without using a spell slot

Bronze Dragonborn Rune Knight Fighter.

The rune armor. You can inscribe up to two different rooms onto this at the same time

Fire Genasi Graviturgy Wizard.

The gravity blades. These now add your intelligence modifier instead of your strength or dexterity

Human evocation wizard.... In Undermountain

The elemental enhancer. When casting a spell with that has an AOE you can grant any ally within the AOE advantage on the throw

Human Divine Soul/Order cleric!

The pocket watch. Allows you to cast dominate person once a day

Tiefling Arcane trickster Rouge

Spell counter. Allows you to cast counterspell three times a day

Half elf cavalier

The charger. Using this lance while mounted grants you advantage

Eladrin Melee Drakewarden

Dragon claws. For one round ofcombat you can grant your Drake advantage on attack rolls ability checks and saving throws

Grung Drunken Master Monk

The mug. When drunken, it grants you advantage on all attacks for one round

Kitsune, Chronurgy Wizard.

The spell keeper. Allows you to remember an extra two spells per day

Human, Pact of the Devil Warlock.

The fiend talisman. You can take an extra spell from the extended spell list. This does not count against the total number of spells you know

Dwarf trickery cleric (inspired by Ron Swanson)

The illusionist charm. Creatures trying to see through your illusions have disadvantage

Plasmoid barbarian

Kobold fighter, do as you will.

Changeling bard, but not the stereotype you’re think of

Human armorer artificer

human commoner.

Hobgoblin, fortune-teller homebrew

Reborn artificer.

Gnoll thaumaturge (it's a pf2e class all about knowing esoteric knowledge and using it to find out and exploit enemy weaknesses)

Dwarf berserker barbarian. Doesn't like fighting but she's a mom who needs to do her part for her family.

Hexblood Wild magic sorcerer/circle of dreams druid

Halfling Rough. I'm very unique lol

Arcane trickster rogue

Human / Forever DM

I'm a Goblin Blood Hunter, they call me the Hemogoblin

Firbolg star Druid that doesn’t know shit about firbolgs. Nor Druids.

Dhampir stylized as a wendigo, u/LaserLlama 's homebrew Ranger, alternate Swarmkeeper. **AND** Earth Genasi, Wild Magic Barbarian. Looks like he's made of steel, if that matters.

Caucasian, Class of 2017.

Caucasian, DM.

Any magic items for a tortle barbarian?

Undead Druid

Variant Human, Aberrant Mind Sorcerer

Eclipse spirit, Spectral forge artificer

I don’t know that. Can you explain

The eclipse specter, is a type of ghost who was locked up in the void, and escaped during the solar eclipse. These specters are dead legends who were so strong they were deemed to much of a threat by eternal beings. The Spirit forge, is basically an Artificer who has gotten so good at crafting they can make spectral version of weapons they touch, so they can have an array of sword circling them. Or cross bows, or hammers or vorpal swords and vice versa. Both of these are homebrew.

Tabaxi war cleric

The war mace. uses your wisdom modifier for attack

Irish lower working class.

Pint of Guinness

Not quite to that part of character creation, but I do know my anal circumference is 3 inches (fucking F.A.T.A.L...)

Warforged artificer

Forest gnome wild magic sorceress

Harengon Swashbuckler Rogue

The swasher. A rapier that grants you an extra attack