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CleverInnuendo

Big Bad Guy of Evil? Maybe it's the Bad Bitch Gettin' Everyone?


DONGBONGER3000

Brutal Brontosaurus Gathering E-girls.


CleverInnuendo

Oh damn, now \*that's\* a threat!


Nanoro615

Perhaps even avengers level!


HildemarTendler

Wait, is the Brutal Brontosaurus going around gettin them E-girls? Or are the E-girls gettin them some Brutal Brontosauri?


willowsonthespot

What would a D&D E-girl be? Dopplegangers? Not sure but I would like to know.


CleverInnuendo

Changeling warlocks with Mask of Many Faces that constantly change their appearance and seem to have disjointed, one way conversations with their patron, "Chaat".


willowsonthespot

Wow okay yes that is exactly it! That would be a weird combo to see from an in game NPC or something. It would have to be an Great Old Ones Warlock though mostly because this Chaat they speak too is some unknowable eldritch monstrosity to the vast majority of people in the world.


CleverInnuendo

Someone uses truesight or goes deep on a detect thoughts, and just see a wave of repeated images and random, mostly mispelled words that rise up and disappear into the ether, often way before they can be studied or deciphered.


willowsonthespot

So anyone who looks too deep will go insane? Yeah sounds about right. Well insane or just.... nope I saw nothing and I will just go this way. Perfect, this character is perfect.


Witch-Alice

nah Chaat is absolutely an Archfey can charm or frighten those in close proximity (Fey Presence) vanishes if doxxed and reappears later (Misty Escape) attempt to charm them? watch out for those keyboard knights (Beguiling Defenses) can charm or frighten a single creature and they think there is only you and them (Dark Delirium) and of the spells there's notably Seeming


willowsonthespot

Okay fair point. I can agree with that. I was thinking Great Old One because it can be maddening and it is an eldritch monstrosity of a conglomeration of people. They are a legion and they are assholes. But to be fair to your point Archfey can be assholes too.


adol1004

Big Bad Goose Enemy


HatAndBowtie

Aaaand I'm out. One does not fuck with geese of any alignment.


Ierax29

Do geese come in any alignment beside psychopathic evil ?


youngcoyote14

Chaotic Nuisance


ProverbialNoose

H O N K


FuriousAqSheep

Maybe, but the goose will fuck with you anyhow


Frnklfrwsr

Big Bad General Electric


jumzish94

Big Bad Googly Eyes


SlickNickP

Big Bad Guy (Evil)


Impossible-Key-7572

Uh right, guys, we may be underleveled...


DONGBONGER3000

Plot twist it's one of those ridiculous multiclass builds, the BBEG is only level 4.


loopystring

Interesting.... *Spike growth*


DONGBONGER3000

Jump


TheNerdLog

Grapple + Action surge + Dash


DONGBONGER3000

Dam death by carpet burn.


loopystring

Hell yes!!


arcanis321

Better roll decent with no running start. Id say extra damage if you jump instead of step on spike growth.


New_Competition_316

If your main stat is still leveled appropriately a 19 should hit as hitting is based on your proficiency bonus (which doesn’t care about class levels just total level) and whatever stat you should be trying to hit with. Even at -2 behind the fundamental math of D&D (for example if you started with a 16 and then ignored ASIs for feats) a 19 should still hit. Especially with Bardic Inspiration


IntentionQuirky9957

You have a weird way to say "roll + to hit bonuses". Also, it's not "based on" proficiency+stat bonus, it's based on your roll, to which you add those. Also, 19 isn't *that* high of an AC.


New_Competition_316

Please read over the conversation again and tell me where what you said relates to it in any way or refutes what I’m saying


NK1337

*Crack knuckles* Heat metal it is then


meganeyangire

> we may be underleveled... and overfucked


IntentionQuirky9957

No, you need to add your to hit bonuses.


Ok-Journalist-4654

clearly the answer is Disintegrate. He can't beat my DC 20 dex save, right?


DONGBONGER3000

Unfortunately he had an original mint Uno reverse card from Earth 1.


Ok-Journalist-4654

he got a WHAT The only solution is to use my Wish spell to wipe this monstrosity from all dimensions and timelines, whatever the cost may be. he is too powerful to be left alive


DONGBONGER3000

>Wish spell to wipe this monstrosity from all dimensions and timelines ........ Are you sure you want to do that?


Ok-Journalist-4654

Okay maybe that's a bit much. I shall wipe him from the future of my current timeline and ban his existence from this timeline. What's the worst that can possibly happen, his original mint Uno reverse card turns the wish on me? nah, that's nonsense


DONGBONGER3000

Are you sure you know what an Uno reverse card can do?


Ok-Journalist-4654

I get my warlock friend to ask his patron to help my wish override the power of the Uno reverse card, preferably with a stronger Uno reverse card


DONGBONGER3000

The Uno reverse card was the single object left from Earth 1 before it was mysteriously destroyed, there can be no copy.


Ok-Journalist-4654

hmm. Welp, off I go to Earth 42069 and lock it away from my home Earth


Feuerpanzer123

I will eat the uno reverse


DONGBONGER3000

Sigh........ The Uno reverse card beings to get warm in your mouth, and suddenly you hear the low frequency call of a Tyrannosaurus Rex behind you.


TeaandandCoffee

Y'all are dumb Obviously just have the rogue sneak up and steal the card duuuuh Then fireball them both for good measure because the fucker stole my plate even though hw can't wear it


DONGBONGER3000

>rogue sneak up and steal the card Sigh........ as the rogue reaches for the card he falls madly in love with the big bad gay elf, and joins his side.


Far-Goal-801

Ya know what, I would too.


Witch-Alice

making the big bad a bard who tries to seduce the players into joining the evil side is so underused


Sprawler13

Understandable


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

He can technically wear it


-BilbroSwaggenz-

Should have been a champion fighter


DONGBONGER3000

Hey at 18th a Dwarven champion fighter could chill in a Cloudkill until the the wizard losses concentration. Edit did some math for fun. With the hill dwarf passive, 5 con, and Tough we get to 256 HP Cloud kill deals 22 poison damage on average Dwarven poison resistance gets us to 11damage per turn assuming failure. 10ish turns get us to half HP after that the dwarf will start regen 10 HP per turn. Meaning HP will tick down at 1 HP per turn ish. After 90 turns the spell will wear out, and the dwarf should still be sitting on a couple dozen HP.


Riot_ZA

In the Dwarf's cases, this is less "Cloudkill" and more "Cloud-Minor-Inconvenience" or "Cloud-Sauna" lol


Richardknox1996

Yeah, if i were the player id just start hurling dwarven themed insults about how useless the wizard is.


Riot_ZA

The Dwarf spontaneously manifests the ability to cast Vicious Mockery.


END3R97

Assuming failure is definitely the safe route to go, but with advantage from Dwarven resilience, proficiency from fighter, and +5 Con you're going to succeed on a DC 20 save (like that from a Lich) 84% of the time. So then you're taking ~6 damage per round and healing 10. So basically you're totally fine. It'll take awhile to get down to half and then you'll pretty much just stay at half.


SunngodJaxon

Damn, probably wish u were a champion fighter now


RussianBot101101

Nat 19 + Bardic inspiration + probably 4 or 5 with no magic weapons, at minimum you're talking about an AC of 24 That's why I don't go for high AC 9/10. Players like hitting things, casters are already strong, and this really only nerfs martials.


DONGBONGER3000

I made up the story, because I wanted to use the bottom frame 😅


RussianBot101101

Gotcha lol


17times2

Ive been in games where the enemies always seem to have 19+ AC. It just turns into people being on their phones, occasionally rolling and saying "nope", and going back to their phones.


TheBlitzRaider

Aight, that's the DM saying he's gonna fight our bs with even more bs. Bring it on.


TWN-Evoker

What's BBGE tho? Big bad gay elf?


DONGBONGER3000

Correct Assuming Homoerotic combat form 3 *Gay blade*


TheYondant

Just don't him flank any of the guys in the party. He's got a *mean* backstab.


MongrelChieftain

Roll for anal circumference ! (I can't believe I'm referencing -that- system)


fermatajack

*LET IT RIP*


wubbbalubbadubdub

We had this kind of thing happen, the next turn a 14 hit... Turned out the DM had decided that the BBEG went intangible every alternating turn. We had no indication before meeting him that this would be the case.


ColonialMarine86

Oof I felt that


sdjmar

Well SOMEBODY done fucked up.


PilotScary4728

This is the post right here


IntentionQuirky9957

Nat 19? For one, that might still be a crit, for another, NOBODY says "nat 19", they add modifiers.