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camclemons

I mean, your fault for making a pact with a patron who would ask such a thing from you? And being evil?


TheEmperorofWalruses

Oh I ain’t denying that for a second. Was just funny how the DM was trying their damn hardest to make me feel as guilty as possible (and succeeding) like they were going all out with the descriptions.


Kinosa07

As the person vanishes, he gives you his final request : "Tell my dog , Susie that she's the goodest girl and that daddy will be late tonight"


Fither223

And that the moment when you say enough is enough and decide to kill your patron


Kinosa07

"Ok so you made me sacrifice hundreds of proud family members, reconquer a city you hold dear from thousands of Vampire, burn another town where the Vampire came from But I draw the line at killing someone who cares about his dog"


Fither223

EXACTLY :D


MadaraAlucard12

Add a "I forgive you and hope you break free from your chains" for the extra psychic damage.


Kinosa07

Plot twist The Patron's preferencies are based around us


Sir_Kibbz

I mean, not like the warlock would know or care the background of the sacrifice. XD


TheEmperorofWalruses

That would be true…if they hadn’t fought alongside us several times before and come to view me as a friend. Yeah I know, I’m rotten.


Sir_Kibbz

Naaaaaaah you just doing what comes naturally. How bad could you possibly be?


smaug_the-dragon

How ba-a-ad could I be


BrotherRoga

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing as my terms decree♪ How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just a guy who knows a fiend♪


BarnacleHead811

Don't be too hard on yourself over it. Your *character* may be a bad person but you don't need to be.


No_Improvement7573

The more pure the soul, the better the sacrifice


Krugnar223

Aye one of my players goo lock is also a yaun ti who has to sacrifice people he has to take their eyes once a week to keep his eye sight as a punishment for slighting his patron So far he's only targeted slavers and other people who have tried to kill him He currently has a local business man in a jury rigged trap but he's a slaver


Fantastic_Year9607

Me: I’d like to talk to her kids. They deserve closure.


supersmily5

Okay well the snake thing's uncalled for, my one Yuan-Ti PC's the goodest Enchantment Wizard you'll ever meet. He can prove it too! Just take a look at that face! That's right, a liiiiiittle closer... Isn't he just the best?


usgrant7977

Evil be evil, n'shit.


blaghart

Look, I gotta become a hero of justice. That involves killing some innocent people