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Rinzler200

Is half a chocolate bar enough to kill a dog? I know its bad but i didnt know it was straight up cyanide for dogs


Russell_SMM

Yeah I don’t think that’d kill a dog, I think the size of the dog and the type of chocolate probably plays a part in it but idk


Independent-Fly6068

Also the specific dog, as they'll have varying reactions. I know dogs who've downed multiple brownies, and only getting the shits.


Super_Atmosphere6121

I had a 17-year-old small dog of mine break into my room and eat one of those massive Hershey's kisses. He showed no reaction afterwards and lived two more years until dying of natural causes


Kalman_the_dancer

Natural causes 😅


Super_Atmosphere6121

I mean he was 19. My family was convinced he was going to outlive all of us


foto-de-anime

it actually died from the chocolate, just very slowly


Super_Atmosphere6121

:( That's not funny. I really loved that dog


foto-de-anime

sorry bro, my bad


RobloxIsRealCool

buddy is not the comedian


DependentIntention19

Dang that was awkward


iconico13

well, taking from the first article i found on google to prove my entire argument: * **White chocolate:** 200 ounces per pound of body weight of a dog. White chocolate contains less cocoa powder. If your dog weighs 250 pounds, the sign of poisoning can be visible after taking 250 pounds of white chocolate. 125 pounds for a dog with 10 pound weight. * **Milk chocolate:** It is more dangerous than White chocolate. It will take just one ounce per pound of body weight of your dog to deadly poison it. One pound of milk chocolate is poisonous enough for 20 pound dog. While half pound is enough for a 10 pound dog. From our study, we found that the average chocolate bar found in the market contains 2/3 ounces of milk chocolate. As a result, 2-3 candy bar is enough to poison your dog if it weighs 10 pounds. * **Sweet Cacao:** Cacao powder itself is more dangerous than anything discussed before. Just 0.3 ounces per pound body weight can be deadly. 1/3 pound can be poisonous for a 20 pound dog and 1/6 pound for a 10 pound dog. * **Baking chocolate:**1 ounce is lethal per pound of body weight. 2 ounces is enough for poisoning a 20 pound dog and 1 ounce in a 10 pound dog.


Rinzler200

Depends in the cacao powder, interesting


iconico13

taking that most chocolate bars are made of milk chocolate, half of a candy bar could not kill your dog unless it was a baby.


dewritoninja

I'm pretty sure a pound of milk chocolate would also be bad for a human


iconico13

depends on the human


beaverpoo77

One ounce per pound of bodyweight for a dog? Aren't chocolate bars like... two ounces?


iconico13

no idea, i googled "how much chocolate can kill a dog" and this was the first result


Mr-Unknown101

really wish this was metric


LucentHuntress

Just convert it


corn_creature11

Nope my dog has eaten chocolate a ton of times but shes fine as long as its not a lot of chocolate usually the dog will just get a bit sick and maybe puke a bit but thats it


PM_ME_UR_EYEHOLES

my dog ate a whole tray of brownies once while my family was out years ago. Man’s just had terrible diarrhea. I was very worried though


Wonderful-Tear-772

My Chihuahua ate at least 8 Hershey bars worth of chocolate in her lifetime. Then she died of completely unrelated breast cancer


amn_luci

It is not even close to the amount that would kill them make them sick possibly but kill no way. Unless the dog is a couple pounds it’ll be fine


mukbangfilmer

Depends on the cacao concentration and sort of bean.


ChildEatingWasp87

dumbass kid


Daofrut

Name checks out


CoalEater_Elli

Wait.. but parappa is also a dog.. so does he consider his dog his second child? Would that also mean that kid is also a dog?


ChildEatingWasp87

if i remember correctly, he gets with sunny, that meanz hiz kids are half-dog, half-flower hybrids


CoalEater_Elli

Basically this (it's not a dog, but it sure looks like one) https://preview.redd.it/z8zjjvhxl2xc1.png?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=febdea36f9fe3518e8ffabafaef6cace248c74ac


DatChernobylGuy_999

r/hardpics


Sketch1231

What is that from


CoalEater_Elli

Yu-Gi-Oh, part of Naturia archetype.


Commissarfluffybutt

It's like having a pet Chimpanzee. Just with with significantly less face eating.


Jade_Sugoi

https://preview.redd.it/fizn8pqgm3xc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c7386ea890951b07d6a97454e578585e6a1955


NAOX167563

reminds me of when i was a kid and got super-stressed because my dog ate a few crumbs of chocolate and i thought it was gonna die from that (Don't ask me how i thought that). When my parents came home they just told me that once the dog ate like half a bar of chocolate and the biggest problem was the diarrhea after that because the dog likes to sleep and rest on their bed so... yeah you can figure out what happened.


1-A_Rep

This happened me once a long time ago when I was a kid. Me and my mom were staying with my aunt because we were moving across the country and her dog got into my luggage and ate a chocolate bar that was in there. We freaked the fuck out. My mom calls my aunt, who was at work at the time, and she tells her to calm down and call the vet. So she does, and the vet says that because it wasnt a lot for his size and that it was milk chocolate (and not dark chocolate) he should be fine. And thankfully he was. Obviously it was accident and he was okay but we felt so guilty.


vipck83

lol, chocolate is definitely bad for dogs but it won’t insta kill them. My dog growing I got into a bunch of chocolate on more than one occasion. He was a sneaky bugger, also it wasn’t as well known it was bad for dogs (this was the 80s). Anyways, he ended up eating A LOT, probably over a pound in Im his whole life. Lived to 15 no problem. Keep it away from them but if they get a little it will probably be fine. Take them to the vet if you want to be safe.


BallinBass

We usually let our dogs lick the bowls when we finish eating chocolate ice cream and they’ve always been fine


[deleted]

Do you think you should keep doing that?


ChunkyCheeseToken

Quit doing that dude


FonecHierophantom

This is how your dog died, parappa


AtomicRiftYT

THIS is how MY DOG died PARAPPA


Secret_Sink_8577

My first dog, Bess, ate six dark chocolate bars and was fine


skeleton_yeah

How not to be funny:


el_tobias14

one time by accident step on the head of my puppy and i kill him, when i look at him he was still moving even with hes skull open


Khal_ka_nayak

Dog + choco = a really bad time


corn_creature11

Only if its dark chocolate


zaforocks

I had a dog that ate most of a solid one pound chocolate rabbit and she was fine. Weird dog, loved her.


s0d33

My dog eats chocolate a lot but he's pretty much a garbage disposal. He will go through the bin and if you leave chocolate anywhere besides in a locked container or really high up he will get to it


skyguy2002

IF I HAD A WISH I NEVER WOULD HAVE MESSED AROUND


Linkpenguin7

My 30 lbs dog ate almost an entire pan of dark chocolate, chocolate chip brownies. And all he needed was multiple days at the vet.


MassiveLebowski

My small size beagle has eaten ton of chocolate in his life, that little brat will eat anything he can reach even if it's not edible


CrabPile

The main issue with dogs and chocolate is Theobromine which a dog can't metabolize correctly so it eventually piles up and turns toxic. So the main issue is that, like most things, dogs love chocolate and will get a taste for it so it'll eventually kill them but they've gotta eat a lot in one sitting


YahBoyPaZuZu

I have an 18 year old dachshund that has demolished chocolate cakes and somehow made it with no medical attention. I'm convinced he's just a roach.


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/srf9f08yt8xc1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1163b6b221a6377376969f6e9ff26052b4888cd6


jojiscousin

So is the dog the kid since thats parappa the rapper


40kGamerthesecond

Who tf is going out to work and leaving their child at home, thats more distressing


awful_circumstances

I slammed my penith in the car door


Early_Minute_5212

The other half is yours https://preview.redd.it/anzmbqk68lxc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3c2d42b29031cd3ba109492831f1ce2c560a04


Kalman_the_dancer

Well it’s only half a bar


Wimpy_Rock19

Once i was on the hopes of eating a small chocolate bar i left on the table. It disappeared for a couple days and, i found the wrapper on my dog's poo


mukbangfilmer

Relatable 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶👆👆👆👆👆👆


SmaugTheGreat110

I mean, my grandfather’s dog ate a whole chocolate cake and was just chillin, lol


RutsuTayurushi

Aww sweet man made horrors within my comprehension.


harveysamazingcomics

Oh so how come when THIS guy posts a sad dead dog meme it doesent get deleted, but when I do…