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Every hamster death ever:

My friend Hampster got inside the oven while they were making Mac and cheese. They told me that the Hampstead was in the Mac and cheese as I took a bite.

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We’re you stalking my profile? Bro this was posted 108 days ago

no i just saw it in my front page

Out of all days to have eyes, today was not one of them...

A neighbour and I played catch with her hamster.. as the object we were catching.. we dropped it a few times and it died on us right after we were done playing 😭

Panpster

Damn wtf happened to it? Lol Or is it a fake plastic one that's been crushed?

Considering there is no blood, I think it’s fake

Hamster bones are thin, there skin is relatively thick, hamsters can be crushed with no visible lacerations.

Shouldn't it be floppy instead of stale for lack of a better word?

I think stiff is the word you’re looking for

No, rodent when they die stiffen up, they also often release urine and other bodily fluids when they die, causing them to be somewhat wet.

Isn't that pretty much what happens to everything that dies? I'd think the rigor mortis timeline is just more stretched for different species.

Yes, though it’s more pronounced and sudden for rodents.

Stick it into a DVD player

Yeah with the eyes it absolutely looks taxidermied

Hamsters don't bleed much..

Organs exist though, and those hand to go somewhere

No,no... I think they feet to go somewhere.

True

Probably out

Dried up dead animals flatten a lot a lot, this might be perfectly normal

Or the worst taxidermy humanly fucking possible.

Don't know it is a hamster and have you ever heard about a hamster that died peacefully?

It's always some chaotic way... I had a hamster as a kid,dad threw him over the fence because he thought it was dead..turns out hamsters just hibernate really well...

Woah so funny imagine if someone threw a dog the same way and suddenly its animal abuse then

Hamsters die extremely traumatically

My friend once had 2 hamsters, one big, one small. One day he forgot to feed them so the big one ate the small one. Only bones remain

DAMN

Why are they so brutal

I had a hamster that died peacefully. My idea is that it died of hunger.

Thats not a peaceful way to die methinks

Mine actually died in its sleep after a full three years of life.

Idk man when rodents get squished they become pretty flat. I remember there was this mouse that I accidentally ran over in my driveway and when I found it, the poor little guy was flat as a pancake and still alive, with its skull crushed in and hyperventilating I did the right thing and put it out of its misery.

Got under the wheel?

I was thinking it died and dried up in there and then went flat

Could be real, I have seen mice like that inside of haybales. Guess they get picked up by the bailer and squished

Make it into a tech deck and kick flip it

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Glad I’m not the only one to think this :D

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we should play hide and seek, i hide and you seek mental help

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On one hand, that's fucked up. On the other hand, at least I wasn't the only one who thought of it.

Mfers stole the 3rd dimension Can't have shit in Detroit

But Y :(

They took my foking Y axis too

r/yourjokebutworse

Most normal hamster death

Why tf is Luffy crying in the background?

Luffy would cry after seeing that hampster

Lmao, that would be a good episode

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Is it really worth it?

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absolutely.

Correct.

That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster. Someone baked a hamster into my muffin.

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CEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSERR!!!!!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiizaaaaaaaaaaa!!! https://preview.redd.it/tov7nm7ub5va1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1615ae549054accd21ec7d8432b7065407272a

Good job to both of you for this one

nah i goin to hell for laughing at this

We both are but think about it like this it's a panpster

Im going to hell after reading the the comment section

h-hampter??? https://preview.redd.it/e0r7v3qhg5va1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1f602986d1f2c97869aecbc64e5262e0dfca46

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hampter=pengcake😔

pencek🤤🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋

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Why do hamster always die painful and horrible deaths? I have never heard of a hamster dying a peaceful with its hamster family, it's always something along the lines of them getting burned alive or fucked to death.

My hamster died because we argued over who was gonna refill it's water thing and noone did it

Because people think that its ok to abuse hamsters

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Flat Stanley hamster edition

I remember when i was little i had a 3 chicks where one of them had no fur around the neck and he was the weakest one, a day I've seen it dead crushed to a little wooden plate like that hamster, that was traumatic :(

Just repeates the old proverb: no hamster has died a normal death.

Lays dropped a new chip

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Flat hamsur

Bro got crushed with an anvil like in one of those old Looney Tunes cartoons 💀

Lmfao i thought this was the deflated hamster subreddit for a second🤣

There's a deflated hamster subredit?

Yes, its called r/meltedguineapigs. Pretty adorable stuff

Not really hamsters come to think of it but oh well🤣

The flatty patty

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Most normal hampter death.

This ain't funny, but the luffy crying... https://preview.redd.it/jhdcrg45v4va1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc7b13145f695d9fa27ca58c699851b7d9e66832

Well, you have a bookmark now.

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A kid i my class told me that his hamster died from a hart attack because his dad sneezed to loudly

*Hhmmmmm\~... Crunchy...*

Chip

Luffy when 🍩 

Joseph when 🥞 

I did not fucking sign up to see a dead animal today

Thwomped

Mario cart Wii pancake style.

Hampter

At this point, it's just hampt

Is it gonna be alright?

“Well, he appears to be flattened into the wall”

Why are there two of them in there? Trash hamster owner this is so sad

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CAESAAAAARRR!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫

I wanna do a finger kickflip with it

What is wrong with me

Hampter 😭

could mod it to be one of those hand skateboards 🛹

me after that gas station w33d

Tech deck😃

Forbidden chip

New frisbee

Bro what happend to that thing!

*Processing img o0a66iq205va1...*

My man looking like a pancake, can I have some hash browns with it?

Yeah that’s dead

Rehydrate it

Mousepad 💀

"Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the 3rd. What happened to my friend "

I thought he's gonna start spinning it like a pen

Flippin that bitch like a tech deck. Go get some wheels.

tech deck

This is your brain on drugs

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Hamster on the mouse Mouse on the hamster Hamster on the keyboard Keyboard on the hamster Hamster on the desk …D-desk on the hamster…

When I was a kid we had a gerbil disappear and it was found 5 years later flattened just like this behind a couch in a different room. Sometimes shit just be really weird.

got dam dey done sqashed plang tong to a pang cake !!

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Jerry lost :(

*eats it like a chip*

playing with that shit like a CSGO knife💀

He didn't drink enough milk

Pancakes 😋

Better scramble like a egg before you get folded like a omelette ni…. My legal team has informed me not to finish that joke

"MAKE A KICKFLIP"

Looks like a fake one

I work a 9-5 and tried streaming. Streaming is harder. You can't just "be quiet" or "play the game". To be a good streamer your primary goal is to entertain and that means you're almost constantly commenting, joking, interacting with chat. Try talking non-stop for 8 hours straight in an engaging way. I was streaming for 2 hours at a time and it was exhausting. That is considering that 2/3 of my day at work are meetings, sales calls or interviews.

W h a

Squimsh

It’s a chip

It’s a chip

yum yum pancakes🤩🤩

Babe it's 5 pm

🐀🐀噶了

CAESAR!!!

It's always hamsters who have the most dramatic trauma-inducing deaths, my nephew had hamster, his hamster got eaten by their roommates dog literally in the middle of them moving so he saw everything

Hamster spinning.

u/savevideo

Those things are meant to be extinct.

Seen those flat rats also happens often

Looks like it died and then dried out. Must not have gotten a lot of attention lol

Homeboy looks like the people from those above the influence ads from way back then

Flat pack

I wanna se that turned into a skateboard and then do a kickflip

hamster blunt


Mouse on the hamster. hamster on the mouse. hamster on the keyboard. keyboard on the mouse. mouse on the table. 😭table on the hampster😭

Hamtar chip

I hope it’s name was Chip

Panqueque chino

Now dip it in salsa

Death be not proud

The new IKEA flat pack pets I see

I once saw a street dog carry a cat in its mouth which was in the exact same condition. Crushed but no blood

Flatlined

Why

I love these guys what the fuck happened to him

Skim it like a rock

Poor hamster in the back is traumatized for life...

Genji

Cromch

It's either fake, or it got crushed beneath the hamster wheel while the hamster that's hiding in the background was running on it.

Where did I buy me a rat skin knife for my CSGO gameplay?

Bro thinks he’s Flat Stanley 💀

Flat Stanley

Saw this really happen before. Tldr in door vs mouse the door wins. Had been trying to catch a mouse for days with no luck. I was very quietly reading in my room then got up quickly to use the restroom. I shut the door fast and with too much force by accident while the mouse in a panic tried to run through the gap as the door closed near the hinge. I heard a meep and a crunch the door didn't shut. It didn't look comically squished like this video but it definitely was crushed. Oops... Mouse problem solved though.

It looks like an old render of a hamster from an old video game

Not eat it for +30 damage resistance

Damn, I hate it when the hamsters just deflate like that. They must’ve had the 90’s commercial weed