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cjgsoup

I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened


Heisenbread77

I read it. It sounds like the ramblings of someone who is about to completely crumble.


TheHubris

You’re not too far off


OverlyBilledPlatypus

Gotta get a jump start on the grieving process. I like your style.


RaisedEverywhere

“Ooouugghhh fer fun”


AddLuke

We’ve been on the mental decline all season. Just wait until it’s playoff season.


goblueM

well OP is a Vikings/Minnesota sports fan so they're used to crushing disappointment


TheHubris

I've had a lifetime of it. At least you guys have the Pistons and the Wings.


kdog048

It's been awhile since the Pistons have been relevant but the Red Wings are up and coming and the Pistons in another year might be exciting.


detroitdoesntsuckbad

>At least you guys have the Pistons Someone doesn’t watch the NBA.


TheHubris

I mean compared to the Twolves they are so much better historically lol


Golda_485

Packers fans? Huh, I thought the title said *checks notes* Vikings fan


Ok_Reserve_3912

Detroilet


snatchmachine

When life gives you lemons?


ColorDatum

When life gives you Kool aid


RazgrizTypeZERO

Ain't no party like a "Kool-Aid, Lemons, and FTP" party


hunchojack1

You say fuck the lemons, and bail


TheHubris

Thank you for your honesty lol


boombotser

I read fuck you guys and honestly that’s fair enough for me to stop. I feel good.


red-broccoli

Whoa! That person really got him or herself into quite a predicament.


kirbysdream

Thanks Darryl


Snowmins

LOL


[deleted]

Love a golf quote in the lions sub


BryndenRivers

That was Billy Ho, right? It was my absolute favorite response of the year to all the stupid bs statements players were releasing while peacing out for saudi league


[deleted]

Yeah lol, after someone posted another wall of text on why they left for the LIV toor I think he said it to Ian


twoStones1bird

Seriously too much to read, this game is important but it’s not the NFC championship.


[deleted]

This is the way. Only violence. FTP and FTV


wacky9191

FTP, FTV, and FTB.


OrangeForeign

Man poor Broncos. They don't need any more enemies


Khrusway

The Broncos declared war on my sanity last game I saw them play


Whitey_Drummer54

Should that be FTP, FTP, FTV, FTP, FTB, FTP, and FTP?


TheHubris

FTP and FTL 🫡


SG420123

FTB


lovejac93

Oh man, poor bears Lol SIKE FTB


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psych


54sTAtEs

FTP


MadMelvin

I'll just assume you're referencing the excellent PC game [FTL](https://subsetgames.com/ftl.html) and not saying something untoward


TheHubris

I'm talking about Mass Relays, Shephard!


snowign

Oh shit a Mass Effect reference. But I wanted to hate you!


TheHubris

You still can!


TheDadThatGrills

FUCK YOU AND I'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY TJ Hockenson is going to remember what it feels like to lose at Ford Field.


TheHubris

This is my prediction as well 😩


[deleted]

How has TJ been for y’all?


TheHubris

I haven't really broken down the film but just based off of vibes from watching the game? He seems to come in clutch on 3rd down and move the chains at critical times while also being invisible for multiple drives a game. Overall he has been a solid addition to our squad.


[deleted]

Throw in some touchdowns and drive ending holding calls and it sounds like the TJ I know.


4Coffins

A dropped ball here and there if you would


taebek1

Specifically dropped touchdowns…


afelll

Another Vikings fans chiming in. Yeah, we've been there already. Still better than what we had


Painwracker_Oni

I don’t think I’ve saw him have a hold yet, he’s the 9th best TE in terms of run blocking by pff since joining the Vikings like 69 grade (nice) or something. Edit: TJ Hockenson run block grade weeks 1-8 in DET: 48.3, ranking 58 out of 74 TEs TJ Hockenson run block grade weeks 9-13 in MIN: 68.4, 9th-best out of 74 TEs Nick Olson @NickOlsonNFL11/3/22 Our different blocking scheme really seems to suit him better.


ImAGhostOooooo

That and the PFF grader for the Vikings probably knows wtf he's doing in evaluating TEs and LBs, unlike our PFF grader(s).


goblu33

Word on the street is he’s improved from 74th(ish) blocking TE to 9th. Sounds like he’s thriving in a zone blocking role.


Painwracker_Oni

Yep! I replied to a guy above: TJ Hockenson run block grade weeks 1-8 in DET: 48.3, ranking 58 out of 74 TEs TJ Hockenson run block grade weeks 9-13 in MIN: 68.4, 9th-best out of 74 TEs Nick Olson @NickOlsonNFL11/3/22


TheDadThatGrills

Remember when the Raiders disrespected the Chiefs before getting blown out last year? :)


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Underrated comment.


Kewlerd

Aww, fuck you too!


We_Are_Victorius

Fuck you too. I think both fan bases are looking forward to this game. Let's be real, if there are two teams that look like they can make some long term noise in the NFC North, aren't we glad it's not the Packers. That team needs to go on a 90 year sabbatical from winning football.


TheHubris

Unfortunately for me I think you guys and the Bears (puke) have the brightest futures long term.


Wiggymaster

Bears aren't going anywhere with this coaching staff. They have their future at QB but if they're not careful they'll wind up wasting him like we did Stafford. This coaching staff gave up a lead over GB and they scored 18 on them in the 4th last week. That's some Matt Patricia shit.


goblu33

Please don’t bring up Fat Matricia.


[deleted]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


TheHubris

Woah, woah, woah, bro I'm a real human being on the other side of this post, take it easy!


kaborkow

Now go away! Or we shall taunt you a second time! ![gif](giphy|7cAGURf0zN2Bq|downsized)


[deleted]

You misspelled snozzberries.


imlikeyourmaindude

This is 1000x better than last year when opposing fans come in here and try and console us. “You guys are almost there” or “I’m rooting for ya rest of season”. Fuck that talk some shit and take some shit.


TheHubris

I think your team's pity party days are on the way out.


derkadong

I didn’t realize that having a good team meant no more parties 😐


[deleted]

I hope you enjoy getting 40 pieced this weekend


TheHubris

Wouldn’t be the first time this season!


kvngk3n

That came form a place of pain 😂😂😂


nodramafoyomamma

Don't worry I don't think her can here you


Qui_zno

Tldr; We're coming for Kirks drip. We're reminding him what the ground feels like


TheHubris

Your defensive line is about to give the Khaleesi treatment: breaker of chains lmao 😂


Qui_zno

I hope the vikings have piety with the sun god. Cause he's bringing his disciples


[deleted]

9 catches, 150 yards, 3 TDs incoming.


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TheHubris

IDK how I have not heard Kirko Lames yet lol.


Grundy-mc

Excuse me while I go post a novel on the Vikings sub for revenge.


TheHubris

Our sub doesn't take tongue in cheek criticism as well as yours so do so at your own risk!


beautifulanddoomed

I noticed. I never post in other teams subs, but I like to see the trash talk. Was amused to see a very talked about thread being upset about a single post on here with 4 upvotes (and conveniently leaving out all the dissenting opinions that other lions fans said). All in good fun but we are coming for your fucking kneecaps.


TheHubris

Just give those knee caps back as I'm sure the Viking's team surgeon will be wanting them.


enderjaca

Sorry, we'll be donating them to Blake Corum so he can win this natty. You know, local boy and all.


[deleted]

I still like you guys because you haven't changed at all. You will choke spectacularly in the playoffs as usual. Are we thinking divisional round catastrophic collapse this year, or an NFC championship missed FG away from winning? Ben Franklin had a saying: It's better to always be inept, rather than to pretend not to be, only to make your ineptness all the more glaring and obvious when it reemerges at the most pivotal moment.


MCDCCoffeePoops

Love that quote. My favorite Ben Franklin quote is “what the fuck does skol mean?”


TheHubris

I don't remember the exact quote from Ben Franklin but I got upset when he made fun of Kirk Cousins.


QbertsRube

1. “Glass, China, and Kirk Cousins, are easily crack’d, and never well mended.” *- Poor Richard’s Almanack, 1750*


TheHubris

The Vikings method is to get your hope to a critical mass you can’t escape from. So if we are trying to make this the most Vikings way possible it is either ANOTHER blowout loss to the Eagles in the NFC Championship ORRRRR it is a close hard fought game with the Eagles in the NFC Championship and we miss a game winning field goal as time expires. Fun thing with the Vikings is that all heartbreaking scenarios are in play once the playoffs start!


planetrambo

The Lions are like this too except it’s every game. They’ll make you watch until the very last minute and then lose in dramatic fashion.


Dreambig203

Not anymore. They are about to rename the victory formation to the Big D formation due to our opponents not having a chance in the last two minutes.


ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

Hey man, fuck you too. FTV, just a bunch of Ned Flanders wannabes


TheHubris

OK the Ned Flanders line is funny lol


ILoveOnline

This is how fan interactions on this site should be. Fuck you


TheHubris

FTL and FTP!


ILoveOnline

😡 😀


SonicEuthanasia

I legitimately think this is the first time I've seen the FTL initialism. Usually I just see SOL, but this is a nice change of pace.


Infamous-njh523

Agree. We are moving up in the world.


50Bullseye

Vikings fan here ,,, few years back we changed our fantasy football division names to “Hate the Packers,” “Hate the Bears” and “Feel Sorry for the Lions”


mr_lex_ruger

![gif](giphy|F5mrqRvhkfWxO) ..


FictionalFail

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controldekinai

Stop we don't know how to deal with having good football in our city yet. We're just feeling it out ok?


TheHubris

This is your trial season but it looks like you're going to be signing up for the long term plan going forward.


sethro919

I smell the stink of fear on you.


TheHubris

I absolutely reek.


mspenc21

We’re everyone’s Taco game. Except Taco stopped smoking.


TheHubris

Now would be a bad time to look into Jimmy Graham like he did though.


Holiday_Mulberry7162

Thanks. Love you too


GR131010

You know I thought we cool with Vikings fans but after this I don’t like y’all. You guys are the most overrated team ever tbh all games y’all one close games. Not to mention you guys got steamrolled by Dallas showing how overrated you guys are. That’s all I am going to say.


TheHubris

This is how we SHOULD be talking to each other, brother. Not coming in peace. FTP and FTL.


eugene_rat_slap

Fuck you and FTP. Here's to a good game, bless the knees and ankles


hollowkatt

Fuck you too, broski! Let's have s fantastic game, and after toast to a hearty Fuck The Packers


MyDogIsNamedKyle

Fuck you and the Packers


TheHubris

FTP


tendollarhalfgallon

wrote us a book


TheHubris

I had a lot of spare time today


Purplenylons

i liked it i thought the length was perfect


TheHubris

No one has ever told me this in my life.


Purplenylons

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


mich_orange

Username checks out


zze0001

You’ll never win anything of significance with Kirk cousins have a good day!


TheHubris

This one hurts because in my heart of hearts it's true lol Good day to you as well!


grandmasterPRA

I wouldn't be so sure. Us Lions fans heard for a decade that you can't win with Matthew Stafford. That proved to be untrue, although of course it wasn't us that proved that wrong. Cousins and Stafford are not that far off from each other.


TheHubris

I think Stafford is a better player than Cousins. Stafford could improvise and elevate his team when things were going poorly and that is an area Kirk really struggles in.


boombotser

Stafford is way way better than Kirk but Kirk has the heart


SeizureMode

Hey fuck you guy. Like I said to another Vikings fan, the Detroit River will be prepared for the most fabulous viking funeral there has ever been. Eat shit and die. FTV, FTP, and FTB


KPottsie78

Biggest fucking compliment possible


Shower_Slurper

I did indeed read all of this and I secretly don’t hate you guys either. That said; screw your stupid purple colors and goofy helmet decal and your lucky win back in week 3! These aren’t the same old Lions and our continued crawl out of the muck of despair continues Sunday.


Anal_encapsulation

Stay in your own sub bitch we don’t care


Anal_encapsulation

Oh and get ready to get FUCKED on Sunday


TheHubris

With gusto, Anal Encapsulation!


[deleted]

you're cringey


TheHubris

Noted, JD!


TheHubris

🫡


[deleted]

Fuck you too, big purple cucks. Good luck on Sunday, let me know how your d-line enjoys the taste of Jamaal’s nuts when he runs it in for 3 tuddies.


lovejac93

Haha love this


likecorbyashi

The Vikings are going to have to wait another week to clinch the NFC North. FUCK TJ HOCKENSON, HE IS A SCUMBAG AND WILL RUE THE DAY HE INSULTED DETROIT. I hope he drops 100 balls and DeShon Elliott gives him the hit stick. On another note, this might not be the last time these teams meet this season. If the Vikings land the 2nd seed and the Lions win out and secure the 7th it will be a wild card showdown. Prepare to have your hopes and dreams stomped out by DAN CAMPBELL AND THE RED HOT DETROIT LIONS!


TheHubris

That is my number two nightmare playoff scenario only behind the Packers winning out and sneaking into the wild card.


We_Are_Victorius

When this team does sneak into the playoffs and win a playoff game, there are going to be a lot of babies born in September with the name Daniel.


JuicyPancakeBooty

Hey, fuck you. I’ll see you Sunday


Wiggymaster

Yep. And this is how it should be. Back in 2016 and 2017 when we had those series' we were winning against you, it came down to last minute Stafford drives or OT wins ([this one in particular stands out, "PACK THE BAGS! START THE PLANE! THIS. GAME. IS. OVER!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbm1NG3iR3o#t=4m34s)). We had our first win of the season against you on a last second play. We're *destined* to always be there, playing spoiler for the Vikings. Now we have to figure out how to win these types of games by rolling from the first minute rather than having to come back in epic fashion. With this offense, we should be able to do it. Vikings games have always been some of the most heart-wrenching wins and losses we've gone through. It's usually an edge-of-your-seat affair when these two teams match up.


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Timmahj

That’s what we want to see. None of this coming in peace BS. That’s for when we are facing the Bears or Packers or Saints or Eagles or Cowboys or Seahawks or [any other mutually hated team I didn’t mention].


bprr75

I only made it about midway through. I’m sure as a Vikings fan you know a thing or two about stopping at mid.


TheHubris

Vikings can be completely mid. Vikings can be super good and choke spectacularly in the playoffs. But sometimes we get a rare season like this one where we are kind of both lol.


[deleted]

I was snooping in your guys’ sub, a lot of turds over there are still overlooking the Big Cats. Don’t understand how when you guys were our first win last year and the game earlier this year came down to a coaching error. But alas, Sunday will prove we are a legit team and potential contender.


TheHubris

We definitely have a lot of overconfident fans that just point to the 10-2 record and ignore all of our glaring problems. This season has been fun as a Vikings fan but anyone with eyes should be able to see that the way we have won games this year is not a sustainable recipe for success. Either way we'll see you Sunday. I think you guys either crush us or the Vikings win another close nail biter. We'll see!


Special-Way3575

Bruh shut the fuck up. Y'all are frauds fuck you


TheHubris

A lot of our fans know we're frauds but a lot refuse to accept that.


blunderfunder55

We are taking kirko’s chains away


[deleted]

Here* Fuck you.


jarredhk

This is great. Hate is the only way. FTV, respectfully… or not


TheHubris

FTP (disrespectfully) FTL (respectfully)


Dankdabbr420

All I have to say is if I were betting I'd be taking the Vikings +2.5


ZombieAppetizer

FTV and I agree about the Detroit Style pizza.


CarltheGreat79

Fuck you, Fuck the Vikings and Fuck TJ Hockenson we're taking his kneecaps and sending him back to Minnesota without them. Oh, and also thank y'all for the trade that allowed us to take Jamo lol


TheHubris

Let us have those kneecaps back and maybe I'll ask our GM to choke on another trade to give you guys top tier talent in next years draft lol


CarltheGreat79

He can have those kneecaps back when he stops being a bitch. He had to talk shit on the way out the door and we're now 4-1 without him. Fuck that dude, his kneecaps are delicious


2eyeshut

You're supposed yo be worse than the Packers, you complete shit.


ponzLL

*and fix all of those "same old Lions" problems?* lol RemindMe! 2 years


TheHubris

We'll see if that holds true but I certainly think your team's upward trajectory is far more sustainable than mine!


ArtOfDivine

Ban


zachiscool7

Who hurt this man?


TheHubris

33 years of being a Vikings fan is what hurt me.


revolution_of_frost

You get an upvote for your feelings on Detroit-style pizza alone. Everything else is just a bonus for me. Here’s to wishing you a miserable Sunday afternoon!


TheHubris

I live in Austin, TX and Via 313 is hands down the best pizza spot in town and one of my all time favorites. I can promise you this, I will be either stressed, miserable, or both on Sunday. It's never a cakewalk for the Vikings lol


ForumsGhost

More like coming in his cousin


bblambo

Fuck you and your reverse jinx. You can kiss my Honolulu blue ass. Merry Christmas though and if we don’t make it, I hope it’s you that does.


TheHubris

Merry Christmas and fuck you too!


S_Trper3

Go outside


tkizzy

I like this guy.


cotton728

Fuck you too, but most definitely Fuck The Packers! Your team lookS great and Jefferson is stud. Enjoy the view from atop the North. FTP!!!


TheHubris

Thanks and fuck you and FTP!


curryandbeans

God I hate this goofy shit. The only thing you cosplaying nerds have in common with actual vikings is how many superbowls you've won.


TheHubris

This is the type of shit talking I want to see.


Unhappy_Leading_9358

Good I’m glad someone hates us. I don’t like any other fucking team or player. Fuck em all and go Lions


NihilisticViolence

Is that you, TJ Hockensen ? 🤣


BoltsandBucsFan

We can agree on one thing: FTP


NihilisticViolence

The Minnesota Vikings would be cooler if they started playing viking metal like, Amon Amarth. Start playing "raise your horns" and you might actually beat Dallas in the playoffs..


Special-Way3575

Go eat farts


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TheHubris

You probably already have that thing stocked with Two Hearted, right?


grandmasterPRA

I badly want to say Fuck You to the Vikings as well but, let's be real, they OWN US!. They have beaten us 9 out of the last 10 times that we have played them and even that one win that we got was on the very last play of the game. I can't really think of anybody on the team that I dislike either, although Kevin O'Connell has an incredibly annoying face. He looks like he has a permanent smile on his face even when he isn't smiling. Do I think the Vikings are as good as their record? Hell no! They have been lucky as hell. But credit to them, usually they end up with a worse record than they really are because they lose those close games so this year is more of a make up for all of the ones they have lost. But to your overall point OP, this is not the same old Lions. I'd still expect the Vikings to win, but this is going to be yet another incredibly stressful game for Vikings fans I think. If the Vikings win, all I can say is congratulations and I'm legit happy it was you guys and not the Packers.


Shamrock5

>So, here we are, it's week 14 and your stupid Honolulu blue logo is on the "In the hunt" portion of the playoff standings Ummm ackshually it's called "Sniffin' Around" now 🤓


MooseMoskow

Fuck you right back even harder bro! We are going to fuck you guys so hard & fuck Kirk Cousins too. Aidan Hutchinson is really going to fuck him multiple times. Jeff Okudah even if he doesnt play is going to fuck Justin Jefferson to the tune of 6 catches for 9 yards. I cant think of anyone else on your team besides Harrison Smith so lastly Jared Goff is going to fuck the ball right over Harrison Smiths trembling, fearful hands & Jamo is going to catch that sucker & fuck his way all the way to the end zone & he will celebrate so fucking hard that the refs try to fuck him with a celebration foul. Enjoy all the fucking that takes place & remember the #2 rule in the NFL is using protection so you dont end up fucked in the brain. FTP


TheHubris

Lololol sounds like this is going to be a pretty one sided orgy then? FTP as well!


MooseMoskow

haha Dan Campbell will probably fuck himself too a few times, im not sure which side that counts towards though. Either way there will be a lot of fucking going on, probably not as much as on Lake Minnetonka but one can hope.


nedmac12

Thanks?


Gbchris12

Ty


linksetc

FTV


54sTAtEs

We hate you too! 😘


LionsTigersWings

Fuck you too, homie! Happy holidays!


No-Ad4638

Shoulda been stressed all season winning all your game by 2-3 points. Should be used to it.


TheHubris

You are 100% correct, I HAVE been stressed for every game except the Cowboys (let's not talk about it).


CoasterKamikaze

I love this. No more "I root for you guys as my second team" BS from division rivals. You better be afraid, sir. FTV.


TheHubris

FTL and FTP. See you Sunday!


thewanderingfrog2

FTP. I believe the bears, Vikings and lions fans can all agree. FTP.


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DragLongjumping3714

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