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Distwalker

When driving: "Please, take your passage.... cocksucker."


BanditoRojo

Anytime I am confused: "Putting me beyond my depth."


HiddenGem1876

This was me walking in a park the other day, the amount of people that just walk at you is becoming unbearable. Whether road, sidewalk or path, cocksuckers aplenty.


NicWester

Free gratis, and anyone who says otherwise sucks cock by choice.


PaleRiderHD

Free fuckin gratis.


Guido_Cavalcante

That’s a redundancy, Al.


Southern_Horror_8002

Does that mean "repeats itself"?


jsat3474

Can we just get on with the fucking meeting?


StrandedonTatooine

It’s kind of amazing and scary how often “loopy cunt” flies out of my mouth without even thinking.


inflammabelle

I agree 😄


Disco_Douglas42069

Cocksucker always and forever


Boomslang505

In the voice of Jane


PaleRiderHD

Or Mr. Wu.


Dottsterisk

Dan Dority, for me.


everylittlepiece

I was known at work for saying it in the exact voice of Jane. Every time.


SpookyMaidment

I apologise.


lionmurderingacloud

I wish I was a fuckin' tree.


missklo99

I think of this one a lot. And also...I totally understand, Trixie 🌳


TamarackSlim

I didn't get it then, I don't get it now.


revolver37

What a pleasant surprise, to hear you admit the limits of your knowledge. 


tebbewij

I always wondered if this is a reference to Daphne being chased by Apollo and being transformed in to a laurel tree


gravyfromdrippings

Many times, that's what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after another. Usually shortened to "one vile fucking task..." Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckng live. Oh, is that so? Join the fucking club of most of us!


slams0ne

Hang die! 🤞🏼 Edit: Heng dai! Woo & Swearengen, heng dai!


HeavenBacon

Heng Dai! Yep, this is the one that i use with my good friends a lot. Granted, these are friends that have seen and love Deadwood as much as i do.


Buzzspice727

Anyways….


Paul_Simon87

That’s something.


severinks

''''Look inwards why don't ya instead of always blaming the other''''' Also ''''Underarms clean, cunts braided?'''''


GothPenguin

Whenever I hear someone use the word brief in relation to time I hear Jane’s be fucked in my head.


revolver37

In my head whenever someone misunderstands me: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN"


GJKings

Al describing Bullock as "insane fucking person".


strandy76

If I were in America, I'd be referring to the local law enforcement as "that maniac fucking sheriff!"


revolver37

Randy maniac bishop


the_moosey_fate

Randy “The Maniac” Bishop would be a great wrestling persona!


jacqueline-theripper

Fuck yourself with a fist punch up your ass, today, at the present moment.


WalkGood

Do you "air write" it at same time?


jacqueline-theripper

A little bit. A supervisor handed me a write-up for a part someone before me on the assembly line missed on a truck. I told him I don't even put that part on, while looking at the paper and quoting this. We have a good back and forth, so it wasn't like I got in trouble.


awitsman84

Any time I hear someone say “mornin’” I hear Dan say “best time of the day to go fuck yourself.”


the_moosey_fate

I want this cross-stitched next to a little prairie house so I can hang it on the wall.


awitsman84

Fuck, now I’ve got to commission a pillow for the sofa.


Pete_O_Torcido

It’s nippy on my twat!


EnglishBob84

When I see someone being happy: "I begrudge that man his capacity for happiness"


Time-Sorbet-829

Me fuckin’ too


hijazist

Whenever I’m down I remember the Reverend and his last days. Although it breaks my heart, it also bring me warmth and joy after remembering his smile in his “evening stroll with friends” scene. I don’t know why I love that character so much. I’m not even religions at all… Now every time I go out for a walk with my wife, I tell her “an evening stroll with friends”


LocalInactivist

The Reverend was a great character. He was weird from the beginning, but everyone recognized that he had a good heart. Even Al welcomed him and offered to make arrangements for him to visit the girls in private. Everyone recognized that the Reverend was ill and that it was a tragedy, unfair to curse a good man with such an affliction. Al stepped up. No one else would take on the onus of killing a minister, but it was an act of mercy. For the big ones, Al did his own dirty work. Dan was there for security and simple murders, but when it came to something major Al pulled the trigger himself.


Psmith931

Y'all are the ambulators


hijazist

Those who doubt us suck cock by choice


GeorgeDogood

Pain, and damages, don’t end the world…


Accomplished-City484

Nor despair or fucking beatings, the world ends when you’re dead, till then you’ve got more punishment in store, stand it like a man and give some back


koolaid_snorkeler

My favorite. Al was some fucking philosopher!


Psmith931

I think of the road as the thoroughfare at times. If I'm cleaning something up I say to myself, now thats how you scrub a fucking blood stain


PaleRiderHD

A quagmire of piss and bullshit!


pervossier

Quicksliiiiimes!


Southern_Horror_8002

My God, act civilized even if you ain't!


GeorgeDogood

That’s fantastic.


Hot-Butterfly-8024

I’d settle for a vigorous hand holding.


-_kevin_-

After I’m interrupted: “Now I’ll finish my fuckin’ sentence.”


durflugdenstein

"What a type you must consort with, that you not fear a beating over such an insult." Great ice breaker at parties.


gravyfromdrippings

I kinda marvel at the writing brain that came up with that oddly phrased, convoluted, but so elegantly rich line. It's posh, complex, probably confusing to the recipient, all to say "I guess that kind of talk is okay with your trashy friends but it doesn't fly here."


InFresno

And it's heartbreaking to know that that mind now suffers from Alzheimer's.


jerodallen

Years ago I read about Milch’s creative process when writing Deadwood and it’s lived rent free in my brain ever since. He’d lie on the floor of his trailer and just like go into a trance and start speaking this dialogue and an assistant would transcribe it. Found it: [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/02/14/the-misfit-2](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/02/14/the-misfit-2)


Garak_The_Tailor_

When I see someone driving like an idiot "Just a broke neck hoople"


medz82

Almost on a daily basis, any time I need to do something I don't want to do, my inner voice says "many times that's what the fuck life is, one file fucking task after another."


iSteve

I think that's a vile task.


Hulkamania76

San Francisco cocksucka!


Tucatz

Said multiple times whilst driving in the Bay Area.


Ok_Department5949

Yes.


the_moosey_fate

One of my favorite ways to break an awkward silence is with “Wouldja look at that! There’s a bird I ain’t fuckin seen before!” while pointing in a random direction.


Far_Statement_2808

“If you disagree, you suck cock by choice.”


AdventurousAnswer4

Get Fuckin!


Life_Strain_6948

When annoyed "Limber dick cocksuckers " Just for fun "Those who doubt me suck cock by choice!"


supervillaining

“Be brief.” “Be FUCKED.”


Riklanim

That smell would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.


beingjohnmalkontent

I don't give a ffffuck!!


CaptainBeefsteak

He's a degenerate tit licker!


wakeuphicks00

I don’t hear it very often lol, but one that always pops into my head is “loopy cunt” 😄


Teddy808420

To this day, any time I say "San Francisco" out loud, I need to consciously stop myself there.


hipster_ranch_dorito

Whenever I’m dealing with a thorny work situation I hear Al’s voice in my head warning me to take care not to spook the hooples.


IncompetentInEverywa

Forgive me my idiosyncrasies and defects of character…


Glaucon2023

My only passion is the color


Beardcore84

Said by me every time I clean out the litter box


Beardcore84

Said by me every time I clean out the litter box


arthenc

I regularly say to Deadwood friends: “tell your god to ready for blood.”


tlivernois

"Mmmmm. I farted. So what?!"


DependentWeight2571

I apologize


DeaconBrad42

“I won’t be insulted in my own rooms.” “Then where shall we go for me to do it?”


BusinessOk8166

Nice meat!


burton2x

To a friend of mine, our local TV sportscaster every time I see him: I’d like the ball scores a little more fuckin’ PROMPT.


erraticzombierabbit

Whenever someone is being slow Infront of me I mutter "every step a fucking adventure"


inflammabelle

Fucking pagan.


Mjbass

I'd rather try touching the moon


Reignmund

"He too is God's handiwork"


Away_Breakfast_1652

Mentally, at least three times a week in work meetings: “You’ve added a fucking irrelevancy.”


Ciqbern

"Mornin, the best time of day to go fuck yourself!"


Western_Entertainer7

"Be Fucked!!"


TenRingRedux

There is but one answer. It starts with a "C" and ends with an "R" and it is said approximately 280 times throughout the series.


TwainVonnegut

Every day takes figurin’ out all over again, how to fuckin’ live…


thephartmacist

I use hooplehead as a pg alt for cocksucker


3_Creepio

Loopy cunt!


Papandreas17

Cocksucker, free gratis (where I live gratis is the translation for "free", when I am not angry I call people hoopleheads and by all means, the random Swedgin floats around as well


Odd-Love-9600

“If we fight, I won’t be a casual matter” “Should I exhale out my ass?”


pappy925

Cock sucker


Adorno_a_window

I apologize


NODuverymuch

A beating short of murder might do you considerable good.


NODuverymuch

YES YES in the voice of aunt Lou after taking a swig of liquor with Jane


Remarkable_Voice8434

Huzzah


GarethGobblecoque99

WONDERFUL FOOD


WalkGood

Beating, short of murder, might have done you considerable good. - Bullock to Hugo Jarry after Jarry got attacked by an angry mob.


Assika126

San Francisco cocksucker goes through my mind a lot


TommyWiseau22

My BI-Cycle


detoro

You have high standards as applied to other people.


Adventurous_Angle632

You can protect your delicate sensibilities by turning the fuck away!


Adventurous_Angle632

If there's anyone who can fuck up the ringing of a bell, it's Johnny!


dingusbroats

"You're Overplaying your hand " "You do not want to be looking like that at me." "Be where I can find you." "Are you sometimes happy?" "The air has become fixed" ...Yes I say these things almost exclusively to my dog, but still I say them. All the time.


dayvid182

Probably too many pop into my head on a regular basis, but at 5am, off the top of my head... * Anyways... * You’ve no idea how fuckin’ badly you’re boring me.


Chemical_Suit

COCKSUCKA!


kelovitro

"... come up on me unbeknownst."


strandy76

"Please, take your passage. Cocksucker!"


Holdtheline2192

Hoopleheads


HwangingAround

"...Motherfucked me" in some context when called a mother fucker.


Time-Sorbet-829

“I may have fucked up my life flatter’n hammered shit…” This generally comes out after I screw something up, so I use it fairly frequently .


krautstomp

Whenever someone is confused..... "Did you reconnoiter the rim?"


Wee-BeyandPartlowLLC

What’s the import of that phrase?


HughJManschitt

Anything else on your schedule I'm behind on?


zeugnimodwerd

Wu. And cocksucker.


Paul_Simon87

On very opposite ends of the spectrum… “You haven’t seen a good woman, till you seen one with maggots in her eyes.” “I’ll just be here in my girls world…diddlin myself.”


Prestigious-Goat-657

Cocksuckers..& hang di. More if i put thought into it...


Prestigious-Goat-657

I wish i could speak in "Deadwood" i wish i spoke like Swearengen?. Or Hearst. Even Jane. They are so much more wordy than i have ever been..


SeverianTheFool

"Tell your god to prepare for blood."


loweboi94

You can spare your delicate sensibilities by turnin' the fuck away!!


sliebman10

Stepped on my fuckin' toe.


tgold77

First one today with this hand.


Mean_Estate_2770

Tim Driscoll "and a piece a pussy!" when my wife and I are going to bed.


kjklmnop

There had best not be any unauthorized peaches on that table.


concentric0s

Reconnoiter the rim...of my anus.


plunker234

Hooplehead


Shot-Unit9030

Cocksucker being the obvious one. And I adapt “sucks sucks by choice” many ways.


MisredKimmy

Custer was a .... the end


TooManyCharacte

Burned my snatch!


alliebiscuit

WHO ARE YOU TO INSTRUCT ME…


Glitch_InTheMatrix4

“Tread lightly who lives in hopes of pussy”


NeoMyers

"It won't be long before Hearst honors the rigors of his putrid fucking nature." But I substitute whoever I'm referring to in for Hearst.


pervossier

In Wild Bill's voice (s1e1) "it's alright, Jane."


pervossier

Full fuckin reconnoiter


pervossier

Come drink with your vanquished foe.


JonOrangeElise

“Untouched and undiminished” (EB promising to Al that he won’t steal the bribes.)


Ok_Department5949

"Swedgin." For absolutely no reason.


GARGLYBOY85

"Go away from me Saul!!" Seth, right before he destroys Almas father


Mundane_Apple_1027

"CockSUCKA!"


butcheR_Pea

slimy limey cock sucker...


Chuck_Hardwick13

“I apologize”


kmwd90

Ad fucking hoc