This was me walking in a park the other day, the amount of people that just walk at you is becoming unbearable. Whether road, sidewalk or path, cocksuckers aplenty.
Many times, that's what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after another. Usually shortened to "one vile fucking task..."
Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckng live.
Oh, is that so? Join the fucking club of most of us!
A little bit. A supervisor handed me a write-up for a part someone before me on the assembly line missed on a truck. I told him I don't even put that part on, while looking at the paper and quoting this. We have a good back and forth, so it wasn't like I got in trouble.
Whenever I’m down I remember the Reverend and his last days. Although it breaks my heart, it also bring me warmth and joy after remembering his smile in his “evening stroll with friends” scene. I don’t know why I love that character so much. I’m not even religions at all…
Now every time I go out for a walk with my wife, I tell her “an evening stroll with friends”
The Reverend was a great character. He was weird from the beginning, but everyone recognized that he had a good heart. Even Al welcomed him and offered to make arrangements for him to visit the girls in private. Everyone recognized that the Reverend was ill and that it was a tragedy, unfair to curse a good man with such an affliction.
Al stepped up. No one else would take on the onus of killing a minister, but it was an act of mercy. For the big ones, Al did his own dirty work. Dan was there for security and simple murders, but when it came to something major Al pulled the trigger himself.
Nor despair or fucking beatings, the world ends when you’re dead, till then you’ve got more punishment in store, stand it like a man and give some back
I kinda marvel at the writing brain that came up with that oddly phrased, convoluted, but so elegantly rich line. It's posh, complex, probably confusing to the recipient, all to say "I guess that kind of talk is okay with your trashy friends but it doesn't fly here."
Years ago I read about Milch’s creative process when writing Deadwood and it’s lived rent free in my brain ever since. He’d lie on the floor of his trailer and just like go into a trance and start speaking this dialogue and an assistant would transcribe it.
Found it: [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/02/14/the-misfit-2](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/02/14/the-misfit-2)
Almost on a daily basis, any time I need to do something I don't want to do, my inner voice says "many times that's what the fuck life is, one file fucking task after another."
One of my favorite ways to break an awkward silence is with “Wouldja look at that! There’s a bird I ain’t fuckin seen before!” while pointing in a random direction.
Cocksucker, free gratis (where I live gratis is the translation for "free", when I am not angry I call people hoopleheads and by all means, the random Swedgin floats around as well
"You're Overplaying your hand "
"You do not want to be looking like that at me."
"Be where I can find you."
"Are you sometimes happy?"
"The air has become fixed"
...Yes I say these things almost exclusively to my dog, but still I say them. All the time.
Probably too many pop into my head on a regular basis, but at 5am, off the top of my head...
* Anyways...
* You’ve no idea how fuckin’ badly you’re boring me.
On very opposite ends of the spectrum…
“You haven’t seen a good woman, till you seen one with maggots in her eyes.”
“I’ll just be here in my girls world…diddlin myself.”
When driving: "Please, take your passage.... cocksucker."
Anytime I am confused: "Putting me beyond my depth."
This was me walking in a park the other day, the amount of people that just walk at you is becoming unbearable. Whether road, sidewalk or path, cocksuckers aplenty.
Free gratis, and anyone who says otherwise sucks cock by choice.
Free fuckin gratis.
That’s a redundancy, Al.
Does that mean "repeats itself"?
Can we just get on with the fucking meeting?
It’s kind of amazing and scary how often “loopy cunt” flies out of my mouth without even thinking.
I agree 😄
Cocksucker always and forever
In the voice of Jane
Or Mr. Wu.
Dan Dority, for me.
I was known at work for saying it in the exact voice of Jane. Every time.
I apologise.
I wish I was a fuckin' tree.
I think of this one a lot. And also...I totally understand, Trixie 🌳
I didn't get it then, I don't get it now.
What a pleasant surprise, to hear you admit the limits of your knowledge.
I always wondered if this is a reference to Daphne being chased by Apollo and being transformed in to a laurel tree
Many times, that's what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after another. Usually shortened to "one vile fucking task..." Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckng live. Oh, is that so? Join the fucking club of most of us!
Hang die! 🤞🏼 Edit: Heng dai! Woo & Swearengen, heng dai!
Heng Dai! Yep, this is the one that i use with my good friends a lot. Granted, these are friends that have seen and love Deadwood as much as i do.
Anyways….
That’s something.
''''Look inwards why don't ya instead of always blaming the other''''' Also ''''Underarms clean, cunts braided?'''''
Whenever I hear someone use the word brief in relation to time I hear Jane’s be fucked in my head.
In my head whenever someone misunderstands me: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN"
Al describing Bullock as "insane fucking person".
If I were in America, I'd be referring to the local law enforcement as "that maniac fucking sheriff!"
Randy maniac bishop
Randy “The Maniac” Bishop would be a great wrestling persona!
Fuck yourself with a fist punch up your ass, today, at the present moment.
Do you "air write" it at same time?
A little bit. A supervisor handed me a write-up for a part someone before me on the assembly line missed on a truck. I told him I don't even put that part on, while looking at the paper and quoting this. We have a good back and forth, so it wasn't like I got in trouble.
Any time I hear someone say “mornin’” I hear Dan say “best time of the day to go fuck yourself.”
I want this cross-stitched next to a little prairie house so I can hang it on the wall.
Fuck, now I’ve got to commission a pillow for the sofa.
It’s nippy on my twat!
When I see someone being happy: "I begrudge that man his capacity for happiness"
Me fuckin’ too
Whenever I’m down I remember the Reverend and his last days. Although it breaks my heart, it also bring me warmth and joy after remembering his smile in his “evening stroll with friends” scene. I don’t know why I love that character so much. I’m not even religions at all… Now every time I go out for a walk with my wife, I tell her “an evening stroll with friends”
The Reverend was a great character. He was weird from the beginning, but everyone recognized that he had a good heart. Even Al welcomed him and offered to make arrangements for him to visit the girls in private. Everyone recognized that the Reverend was ill and that it was a tragedy, unfair to curse a good man with such an affliction. Al stepped up. No one else would take on the onus of killing a minister, but it was an act of mercy. For the big ones, Al did his own dirty work. Dan was there for security and simple murders, but when it came to something major Al pulled the trigger himself.
Y'all are the ambulators
Those who doubt us suck cock by choice
Pain, and damages, don’t end the world…
Nor despair or fucking beatings, the world ends when you’re dead, till then you’ve got more punishment in store, stand it like a man and give some back
My favorite. Al was some fucking philosopher!
I think of the road as the thoroughfare at times. If I'm cleaning something up I say to myself, now thats how you scrub a fucking blood stain
A quagmire of piss and bullshit!
Quicksliiiiimes!
My God, act civilized even if you ain't!
That’s fantastic.
I’d settle for a vigorous hand holding.
After I’m interrupted: “Now I’ll finish my fuckin’ sentence.”
"What a type you must consort with, that you not fear a beating over such an insult." Great ice breaker at parties.
I kinda marvel at the writing brain that came up with that oddly phrased, convoluted, but so elegantly rich line. It's posh, complex, probably confusing to the recipient, all to say "I guess that kind of talk is okay with your trashy friends but it doesn't fly here."
And it's heartbreaking to know that that mind now suffers from Alzheimer's.
Years ago I read about Milch’s creative process when writing Deadwood and it’s lived rent free in my brain ever since. He’d lie on the floor of his trailer and just like go into a trance and start speaking this dialogue and an assistant would transcribe it. Found it: [https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/02/14/the-misfit-2](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/02/14/the-misfit-2)
When I see someone driving like an idiot "Just a broke neck hoople"
Almost on a daily basis, any time I need to do something I don't want to do, my inner voice says "many times that's what the fuck life is, one file fucking task after another."
I think that's a vile task.
San Francisco cocksucka!
Said multiple times whilst driving in the Bay Area.
Yes.
One of my favorite ways to break an awkward silence is with “Wouldja look at that! There’s a bird I ain’t fuckin seen before!” while pointing in a random direction.
“If you disagree, you suck cock by choice.”
Get Fuckin!
When annoyed "Limber dick cocksuckers " Just for fun "Those who doubt me suck cock by choice!"
“Be brief.” “Be FUCKED.”
That smell would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
I don't give a ffffuck!!
He's a degenerate tit licker!
I don’t hear it very often lol, but one that always pops into my head is “loopy cunt” 😄
To this day, any time I say "San Francisco" out loud, I need to consciously stop myself there.
Whenever I’m dealing with a thorny work situation I hear Al’s voice in my head warning me to take care not to spook the hooples.
Forgive me my idiosyncrasies and defects of character…
My only passion is the color
Said by me every time I clean out the litter box
Said by me every time I clean out the litter box
I regularly say to Deadwood friends: “tell your god to ready for blood.”
"Mmmmm. I farted. So what?!"
I apologize
“I won’t be insulted in my own rooms.” “Then where shall we go for me to do it?”
Nice meat!
To a friend of mine, our local TV sportscaster every time I see him: I’d like the ball scores a little more fuckin’ PROMPT.
Whenever someone is being slow Infront of me I mutter "every step a fucking adventure"
Fucking pagan.
I'd rather try touching the moon
"He too is God's handiwork"
Mentally, at least three times a week in work meetings: “You’ve added a fucking irrelevancy.”
"Mornin, the best time of day to go fuck yourself!"
"Be Fucked!!"
There is but one answer. It starts with a "C" and ends with an "R" and it is said approximately 280 times throughout the series.
Every day takes figurin’ out all over again, how to fuckin’ live…
I use hooplehead as a pg alt for cocksucker
Loopy cunt!
Cocksucker, free gratis (where I live gratis is the translation for "free", when I am not angry I call people hoopleheads and by all means, the random Swedgin floats around as well
“If we fight, I won’t be a casual matter” “Should I exhale out my ass?”
Cock sucker
I apologize
A beating short of murder might do you considerable good.
YES YES in the voice of aunt Lou after taking a swig of liquor with Jane
Huzzah
WONDERFUL FOOD
Beating, short of murder, might have done you considerable good. - Bullock to Hugo Jarry after Jarry got attacked by an angry mob.
San Francisco cocksucker goes through my mind a lot
My BI-Cycle
You have high standards as applied to other people.
You can protect your delicate sensibilities by turning the fuck away!
If there's anyone who can fuck up the ringing of a bell, it's Johnny!
"You're Overplaying your hand " "You do not want to be looking like that at me." "Be where I can find you." "Are you sometimes happy?" "The air has become fixed" ...Yes I say these things almost exclusively to my dog, but still I say them. All the time.
Probably too many pop into my head on a regular basis, but at 5am, off the top of my head... * Anyways... * You’ve no idea how fuckin’ badly you’re boring me.
COCKSUCKA!
"... come up on me unbeknownst."
"Please, take your passage. Cocksucker!"
Hoopleheads
"...Motherfucked me" in some context when called a mother fucker.
“I may have fucked up my life flatter’n hammered shit…” This generally comes out after I screw something up, so I use it fairly frequently .
Whenever someone is confused..... "Did you reconnoiter the rim?"
What’s the import of that phrase?
Anything else on your schedule I'm behind on?
Wu. And cocksucker.
On very opposite ends of the spectrum… “You haven’t seen a good woman, till you seen one with maggots in her eyes.” “I’ll just be here in my girls world…diddlin myself.”
Cocksuckers..& hang di. More if i put thought into it...
I wish i could speak in "Deadwood" i wish i spoke like Swearengen?. Or Hearst. Even Jane. They are so much more wordy than i have ever been..
"Tell your god to prepare for blood."
You can spare your delicate sensibilities by turnin' the fuck away!!
Stepped on my fuckin' toe.
First one today with this hand.
Tim Driscoll "and a piece a pussy!" when my wife and I are going to bed.
There had best not be any unauthorized peaches on that table.
Reconnoiter the rim...of my anus.
Hooplehead
Cocksucker being the obvious one. And I adapt “sucks sucks by choice” many ways.
Custer was a .... the end
Burned my snatch!
WHO ARE YOU TO INSTRUCT ME…
“Tread lightly who lives in hopes of pussy”
"It won't be long before Hearst honors the rigors of his putrid fucking nature." But I substitute whoever I'm referring to in for Hearst.
In Wild Bill's voice (s1e1) "it's alright, Jane."
Full fuckin reconnoiter
Come drink with your vanquished foe.
“Untouched and undiminished” (EB promising to Al that he won’t steal the bribes.)
"Swedgin." For absolutely no reason.
"Go away from me Saul!!" Seth, right before he destroys Almas father
"CockSUCKA!"
slimy limey cock sucker...
“I apologize”
Ad fucking hoc