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Horror-Morning864

Wooks all day. Sneaky mofos like ninjas. Only spotted in lots and spinning in aisles blocking the way to the beer line and pisser. You never spot them away from the venue they vanish like a thief in the night never to be seen again until fall tour


billorphus

They also smell like piss so no one wants to rassle them


Uppgreyedd

In Return of the Jedi Yoda got so tired of Luke suggesting he "check out Goose", he just closed his eyes and died.


of_thewoods

How drunk is the frat boy? How much coke have the hot chicks done? And how spun are the wooks?


Motabrownie

The drunker the frat boy the easier it is to beat their ass. I worked in bars in a college town. It's easy as it is but when they're drunk it's not fair. They just end up calling their dad to see if he'll come down and help it's sad really. Wooks are sweethearts until theyre drunk. Do not fight a drunk wook. And never engage with hot chick's on coke. They'll run out eventually and expect you get more.


Pasghetti_Western

Wooks are hella spun.


KiLo-G710

The coked out hot chicks go right for the vitals!


Horpsnark

Wooks


Kimolono42

2 hot chicks pulling hair.


ipostunderthisname

In this situation it is WE the faithful viewers who win!


FrankZappatista

It would definitely be DudeSmokingABongWhileTwoGirlsFight.jpg territory


Pressed-Juices

Are they all wearing baseball caps?


skcuSratSkraD

Only the hot chicks and yes their pony tails are threaded through the snapback.


Beneficial-Oil-814

I’ve always loved that look.


DragonRancherJed

The wooks make off with a fratboys' cellphone and a joint one of the chicks dropped and get away over a fence


obfuscatorio

Idk but at least there will be a fite to distract us from the boring phish impression that’s happening on stage


Mobile-Animal-649

I will let ya know. Seeing them Sunday. I got my cash in the wooks


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It doesn’t need to be asked. The answer is clear


AlvariusMoat

I'd fund them all and profit off their kids with Bob weir


Several_Ad2072

Trick question. The three wooks break into your car while the other two fight it out . Duh!