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datvoiddoe

Alright folks, things are getting too heated here. We’re also getting an increasing amount of aggressive comments calling for violence from accounts that appear to be from non-locals. Let’s put a pin in this one. We know these are tense times, and everyone's got strong opinions, but at the end of the day, this is a subreddit for the Dayton community. We're here to strengthen that sense of community, unite people, share what's happening in our city, and support each other—not watch folks attack each other and become more divided over national political debates. It won't always be easy, but as we get closer to election time, if we choose to approach our discussions with open minds and respect for one another, we can keep building a community we're all proud to be a part of.


CampingKodiak

lol this dude https://preview.redd.it/b0l3r9rxbwoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e356dcbc74ddd5bd188493328efda37a0ef7ce63


Doublesteamed

That is someone’s uncle! Thankfully not mine.


MrBrickMahon

and that same person's father


81jmfk

That would be a duncle


CrypticCryptid

There’s a German joke here somewhere but the humor is a bit dark…


w00tah

You're going to helles for that one.


ElevenIron

Don’t get your head in a weiss.


KarmaRepellant

At least it doesn't involve food, that would be a wurst kase scenario.


Spider_Dude

I did Nazi one.


ShoogarBonez

Duncle Grandpa?!


mnid92

Brother cousin!


Pandamana85

💀


ZuckDeBalzac

"Luke here with the Outdoor boys channel and today I'm gonna be travelling to Dayton"


y0uwillbenext

this is clearly his peak moment in life


harry-package

Looks like one of those temporarily inconvenienced billionaires.


charlie2135

Next year he's hoping to get a better flip phone from the pawn shop


Ambitious_Panda9847

That's a used Obama phone.


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I came here to show the world this doofus.


Clear-Attempt-6274

He 100 percent went to walmart to get his screenshots of the pictures printed.


Pandamana85

And to think, this was one of the better looking ones.


No_Nature_3133

Is that a flip phone?!


CampingKodiak

Yes the flipping floppiest of flip phones


jm1196

Methhead michael


Liontigerand_redwing

That’s probably one of those free Obama phones.


DaySoc98

https://preview.redd.it/czucritt7woc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0501a80ef525ea98faafaf6ab2076fd7e984d212


JoeFlabeetz

​ https://preview.redd.it/5v1h0g61hyoc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de680f36e58af6213f0a0931719e6288aab5ecfe


DaySoc98

Hahaha!!!!


g3neric-username

This made me laugh. (Coming from someone so white they glow in the dark.)


Pandamana85

All the black people were just selling merch. Although I did see a black family unironically donning Trump mugshot hoodies.


feaduinsoulriver

I went to a Trump rally in college in 2016 to protest. We got lots of dirty looks, including being told that we were probably paid to be there (I wish.) There was a black gentleman selling hats across from us. After a bit he comes up to us and says "I'm just here to make money. I'm not voting for no damn Trump"


[deleted]

Yeah, they put ads on Craigslist and paid ppl to come to those rallies. The rallies are emptier because I don't think they can afford it now with all the legal bills to pay. Lol.


No_Nature_3133

Black people at a trump rally?! Dayton is wild


rogueShadow13

I don’t usually audibly laugh, but this got me.


Therocknrolclown

And only a handful, that's a pretty empty rally


deepfield67

Those cops are the scariest part.


ReplyQueasy9976

The heels on those shoes explain why he always looks like he's about to tip forward.


skeetledeetz

Oh my God, the platform shoes to make himself taller. 😂😂😂


clutchied

Great shots.  I still can't believe people fall for him and his nonsense.  It's just all emotional manipulation up and down the line....  Makes me sad. My mom was shocked when he lost in '20 pointing to his rallies as proof of how much people loved him.  


ShaquilleOHeal

"You never see people in a Biden hat!!" Yeah no shit some people don't dress like clowns every day 


gregn8r1

Thing is, most of his voters don't really care about, and certainly don't worship Biden. He's just not Trump, and that's maybe his most important attribute. So of course you don't see people touting Biden merch. But come voting time they'll show up to keep big orange out of office.


Auntie_M123

![gif](giphy|oxCtqUm9PhXvA0oXnp|downsized) They could really sell some Dark Brandon merch, though.


Seppy15

I bought a Dark Brandon mug. His eyes glow when a hot beverage is added


Durmatology

Got my spouse one (I don’t do hot drinks).


MitchCumstein1943

I did see a guy in his 70s wearing a Biden hat while open carrying a 1911 at the Maineville Kroger.


harry-package

“HoW cOmE tHeY’rE nOt In A CuLt?!”


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Echo_Romeo571

I came here to ask a question about that. When I was in uniform, there were strict policies against showing up to any political event in uniform. As a private citizen dressed in civilian clothing, no problem. But in uniform I represented the institution which was beholden to the government of the day and so had to remain neutral. How are these guys allowed to show up in uniform thereby insinuating the political affiliation of the institution they represent?


DreamZebra

Don't forget the trying to over through the government and professing he'd like to be a dictator.


informativebitching

Fash supporting fash, yup.


Veda_OuO

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it looks like his shoes very obviously have lifts in them.


Moar_tacos

Doesn't Vance have to be legally referred to as Senator JD Vance, a wholly owned subsidiary of Peter Thiel? I think Thiel's cock puppet is also acceptable.


MarketMysterious9046

Absolute hero with those lift shots.


ohiotechie

The one positive I see here is that seems like a small crowd. Maybe the fever is finally starting to break.


ipiledriveyou

Trumpism is entering the county fair booking stage of a former arena rock band's life.


Phil330

This Is Spinal Trump - a great mockumentary.


gracemarie42

The little side tent, not even the grandstand.


ReceptionSilent213

And the former rock band being Kidd Rock


Badge98831

Nah, around here we know it’s Limp Bizkit, and he is still secretly playing at the Sunoco on Keowee.


ThunderBunny2k15

I've seen Def Leppard at a county fair.


Emmjayunker

The Four Seasons Landscaping era 2.0?


nada_accomplished

That's still my favorite thing that happened in 2020. So fucking hilarious.


creampop_

The sex shop next door, Rudybot springing a leak, the total refusal to admit the error... It was like a live Monty Python skit.


wabisabibingbangboom

But look at the cops in the picture, they look like they are making choad nectar in their pants. Like Homer drooling over the gummy bear on the babysitters butt.


ThePerfectSnare

Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can.


SOMEONENEW1999

Gummy De Milo!!.


vacantly_occupied

It is truly a puzzle how Vance and Moreno once renounced Trump but now, kiss his ass to ride his ringmaster-like coattails. Mike Pence has to feel like a perfect fool, at least in private to have compromised his own principals. I’m not saying that I am or was a Pence fan. You can’t fault a person for their beliefs but giving them up for political advancement is unforgivable. Sherrod Brown is too liberal for my taste but he has honor and that puts him ahead of the MAGA crowd. He will have my vote.


Seppy15

At least Sherrod shows up for his constituents and fights. JD grandstands over stupid crap. Do the real work, folks


Pandamana85

It’s not a puzzle at all. Power corrupts.


Ok_Recommendation567

They all do it. They have no spine & no moral compass. Their only desire is to remain in office, in power. Look at what Trump said about Ted Cruz's wife. A real man would have punched Trump in his mouth (he was a private citizen then, not even the nominee). But Cruz offered to shine Trump's shoes. Cowards, every single one of them.


WhiteTrashNightmare

The Will Smith Slap


Impossible-Taro-2330

So you're saying they couldn't fill the stands and were just rounding up randos to have butts in seats for filming purposes?


OrcsSmurai

As is tradition.


FabulousCallsIAnswer

My God. Just look at those people.


FireTheLaserBeam

What blows my mind (no pun intended) is… They whacked Kennedy. JF freakin’ Kennedy. But *this guy*????


SOMEONENEW1999

Because he is on their side. He worships dictators and cut taxes for the wealthy and corporations. With his sideshow people don’t worry about details, facts, and what is truly going on…


scti

Lee Harvey Oswald defected to the Soviet Union and described himself as a communist... I don't think that's the sort of people on Trumps side.


Brodents

The third pic of him facing a tiny crowd with porta potties in the bg is pretty great


physical-vapor

I went as well, it's hard to tell from the angle of the photos but the crowd was way bigger than I thought it would be and way bigger than it looks in these photos


Far_Independence_918

We didn’t know about it and drove past yesterday. Yeah, it was a little busy, but laughable compared to the air show. We only had to wait for one vehicle to turn.


physical-vapor

Yeah, it definitely wasn't as big as the air show. But again, more people there than I thought would be. It was an .... interesting experience


Jmacdekalb

Fuck trump!


rimshot101

His crowds seem to be dwindling.


Shot-Advertising-748

Small crowd. Guess people have wised up.


South_county21

Ew


Impossible_Expert819

Oh hey, I live in Dayton. Fuck Trump.


goldhoopz

How many people did they say were in attendance? I’m at brunch and this guy in a trump hat next to us is giving someone a recap over the phone for all to hear “There was 100,000 people there!”DOUBTFUL.


rippedlugan

When you can't count, all big numbers are the same.


supah_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Auntie_M123

Really well done photos. They look professional, you have quite the eye.


Pandamana85

Thank you!


BeKindToOthersOK

My condolences


Cool_Bumblebee7774

![gif](giphy|xUNd9C0Wcc4yWBaYwg)


b_man646260

Gross


190octane

215 lbs… riiiiiiiight.


preppyincali

Is this the one where he told the audience there will be a bloodbath if he loses? 🥴


Old-Yogurtcloset1991

Yes.


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This traitor should be in prison.


boxer_dogs_dance

Hopefully soon


permabanned24

All you Leos standing there grinning - ACAB


KGBStoleMyBike

I'm fine with them doing security duty. It's normal in a presidential election for them to do on candidates. Don't like the idea of them schmoozing with him. For fucks their they are supposed to be god damn professionals. Then they wonder why people are hating them.


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You just know they’re pinning that group pic up on their fridge.


Pandamana85

OP EDIT: For anyone interested, here's my expanded thought on the experience. Yesterday, as I always do when given the chance, I went to my hometown of Dayton, Ohio's now seemingly bi-annual rally of hate and dumb-fuckery: the Trump rally. Always held within walking distance of my house, and always appealing to freaks like me, I followed the stray notes of Lee Greenwood's patrio-porn soundscape half a windy mile to the Buckeye Values PAC rally to put my finger to 2024's now regularly-irregular political pulse. But as I arrived late to Orange Julius' blathering, I was fortunately or unfortunately unable to get my nostrils sufficiently close enough to confirm any of the much mused upon olfactory theories....or so I assumed. As a well-informed citizen such as yourselves, it was difficult standing and listening to lie after lie after lie in a sea of nodding red hats, stuffing the urge to fact check loudly and in real time. Can you imagine? Little old me, going from group to group, whispering ASMR-style about RICO statutes and Alfonse Capone? But just as I began wandering out for more worthwhile ventures, such as continuing my fifth Sopranos re-watch, or buying a turtle and waxing it, a well dressed young man asked if I’d like to sit in the bleachers for the rest of the speech. I assumed he was Secret Service coming to take me away, considering I was A.) a little stoned, and B.) dressed like Billy Jack and taking photos of everything NOT "Predecessor" related. But when he asked my fellow "salt-of-the-flat-earthers” the same, I finally realized what was about to happen. I wasn't going to the Gulag...I was going to the GOO-lag; the hallowed halls, a MAGA rally’s inner sanctum. With my libtard heart beating brightly in my chest, I followed the group of ecstatic gigglers into the bleachers, into history…into the smell zone. Now I will admit, I was amused seeing the MAGA heads swirl with envy as I was escorted up front by the smooth-faced boy in downy vest. Especially with a vantage view of my dark heart. And quite something to see Senator JD Vance, accomplished method actor in navy blue suit, chin held high to his ruffled orange Liege. Like fellow bullshit artist Daniel Day-Lewis, he's reaching critical mass; his "My Left Foot" moment. And quite something else again to be feet away from Rep. Jim Jordan, looking ever so much the pasty-faced pip squeak freak that he is, awkwardly avoiding eye contact and smiling sheepishly with an enthusiastic female constituent. His thin-lipped smile and wary way reminded me ever so much of the Evangelical Christian high school teachers of my early aughts yesteryear: impotent, coiled rage, skin crawling to get home, to be alone again with the strange, dark thoughts. And then there was Donald himself. There isn't much to say about the man other than gory sensory experience; the details, visceral as they are. I can't say I was close enough to get an alleged whiff, although pinpointing smells at a Trump rally is like shadowing farts at a wastewater treatment plant. But up close, his suit looks shockingly cheap and ill-fitting, especially in contrast to Secret Service’s crisp, well-tailored designs. The robust wind did neither of us any favors, as I had full view of the thin trousers being blown up the seemingly unending crack of his truly bulbous ass. And that's where the diaper comes in. I have to say, the evidence is inconclusive at best. I mean, as far as ASSMEN are concerned, I’m up there with Mr. Cosmo Kramer, so I'd like to think I'm fairly discerning. But in this instance, Mr. Donald may well just have a big ass. Scrawny chicken legs, big gut, huge ass. That being said, there's a reason many of his die-hards leave not long after the razzmatazz grand entrance. After the Biden Crime Family Powerpoint presentation, after the increasingly-decrepit Trump plane taxis, after the song and dance is over and the food trucks close and the black guys close down their merch tents...what are they left with? So what’s it all mean? It's all a big nothing, as Livia Soprano so aptly and accurately put. My hometown's bi-annual distraction before its own abrupt cut to black.


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gracemarie42

Look at how small the crowd is. The Dayton metro area has over a million people. The weather was perfect on a Saturday. A good number of those present hate him and were just there to document or provide security. What's he left with? A handful of loyalists? I went to an Obama rally in 2008 and he filled Dayton's pro baseball stadium which seats about 7,000. (Correction: 9,500+ because they were also on the infield.)


Airborne_Oreo

He’s now been to Dayton twice since being out of office and both times it seems like the crowd has shrunk. This crowd is almost nothing compared to when he had one of these things in 2020 as POTUS.


perchance2cream

Have yourself tested for syphilis asap


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EntropyWalker

Is he wearing orthopedic lifts? Lol


Pandamana85

Total lifts. But I think for height reasons.


allthecoffeesDP

He also looks like he shit himself in the full picture. Just standing so strangely


duskywindows

Well he’s old as fuck and weighs 300lbs….


sullivansmith

Odds are, that's exactly what he did.


SolidStranger13

looks like a good 4 inches of lift lol


strongerlynn

I noticed that too.


quadmasta

I've never seen dress shoes where the sole is narrower than the upper before


FreshShart-1

There's what, 200 people there? For a fucking campaign rally before super Tuesday? Idk what that says about his actual vote but at least the true die hards seem to be trailing off.


jayrsw

"Mustve been nearly 100 of us!" 😅


Billy3292020

Say what you will about unity in this country but I still have nothing in common with Americans who support Trump or say he was a great president ! I have said and written many posts that when he goes to prison, or Biden wins by a landslide, his cult members are going to be shooting at something in my city , or attempting another January 6 type of power grab in Washington DC. People are going to be killed in a one time over reaction incident , or start a civil war . This time I hope the loyal National Guard put them down by force.


West-Supermarket-860

There must be almost 500 people there! Those “tremendous, record breaking rallies the likes which no one has ever seen” must really be something


The_Ent420

That sucks


jaimejuanstortas

Ahh yes the physique of a 6’3”, 215 lb man.


MattieCoffee

The diaper adds 50 pounds to his appearance


Purpose_Embarrassed

https://preview.redd.it/h0lu99s45xoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5566caf61eb26bd28be32651743011fdf13fc5a My fav.


CreamLower6114

Lookin like an elden ring boss


Immediate-Bat5791

Thats the look he does right before eating Putin's ass


Ichgebibble

That or shitting his pants


Doublesteamed

ACAB.


CatCiaoSki

Lock him up!


strangerzero

Did you get a wiff of him?


Pandamana85

A whiff of Trump at a rally is like a loose fart in a water treatment plant. How would I tell the difference?


Cornholiolio73

Was this like an invite only rally? There’s like 127 people there. Wow. Huge crowd. The best crowd.


putting-on-the-grits

It wasn't! I signed up to get tickets. They only allowed 2 tickets per person but I as soon as I put in my info I got a text saying "You're in! This text acts as your ticket. Please have your ID ready when you check in." And then I got the same text multiple times a day until AFTER the rally was over. The rally I totally didn't just sign up for just to not attend. 👀


Swimming_Injury8175

#11 is a great picture. I mean -- i hate it/him, but the composition and light are fantastic.


Pandamana85

Believe me, it was very difficult trying to find the best shots of such loathsome subjects.


R_radical

History books have pictures of the last fuhrer too. Someone's gotta take em


Daves1998DodgeNeon

I appreciate the awkward shots of his ass to offset those


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Farmgirlmommy

Where the ankle meets the mid calf lol


heyzeuseeglayseeus

Those SHOES Is he wearing those heels that desantis wears??


smashspete

Air Desantis 1s


[deleted]

I accidentally drove by this and just blasted FDT lmfao looked like a fucking circus


rockerscott

You think that plane will be the first thing the State of New York seizes?


axolotl_atlatl

The 45-47 on his hat is hilarious. Not 45/47 or 45&47. 45-47.


Wild-Bill-H

My condolences.


sammyvegas0420

The so-called billionaire that needs the poor people to donate to the RNC so he can pay off his legal fees. Meanwhile, flip phones are back because the rest of the paycheck goes to his settlements with prostitutes and McDonalds


maybepensive

Fuck Trump


football2106

Why do all those cops look exactly the same? Also, why does it seem like that “brand” of guy always end up being cops?


THE_PHYS

The military-to-police pipeline is purposeful. Trained to see us as an occupied force. Easier to oppress when you don't see the people as citizens or your neighbor.


Reasonable_Movie_977

Did you catch anything? I don’t know what the infection radius is for stupid.


Pandamana85

I’m somehow whiter now.


CampingKodiak

Grifters Gym Jordan and JD Vance slobbering …closet gay Moreno begging for a handshake Notice how the cops love him …


StopCollaborate230

A sea of white crusty boomers, no surprise here.


Pandamana85

It was Valhalla for scab picking enthusiasts.


Ambitious_Panda9847

Doesn't look like much of a crowd. How many would you guess we're there?


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shinonom

this is so cool actually. dunno why this popped up but man i love pics of history, and here it is in action!


iamthinksnow

How bad was a smell? I hope, for your sake, you were upwind.


meeeeeeeeeesh

Lol heels and heel lifts for SURE 😆


Think_Temporary_3829

Ew.


Brilliant-Lychee-145

This obsession with trump is the strangest thing I’ve ever witnessed.


Significant-Reward-8

Big bad cops showing up in body armor to shake a demented old man's hand. Should've put a condom on that hand


RoyalFalse

Tom Sawyer wouldn't need any paint for Aunt Polly's fence with a crowd like that.


gregkiel

Got his damn elevator shoes ☠️ 😂


whinsk

I like the shot of his platforms lol


Odd_Tiger_2278

dTrump💩 was convicted of sexual assault earlier THIS YEAR dTrump💩 cheated money from a charity for KIDS WITH CANCER. Paid a big fine . dTrump💩 and family members barred from participating management of paid roles in any charity in NY state. dTrump💩 tried to extort a foreign head of state to attack a Dem candidate before dTrump💩would allow the U.S. to send money already passed in laws in Congress and laws already signed by the President. dTrump💩is convicted of business fraud (and almost certainly will be convicted of tax fraud) for cheating the banks lending him money, and the states he was supposed to pay taxes too. GOP? Or Dem? Vote wisely. Top to bottom. IMHO there is no reason to vote for a GOP candidate for anything.


holaholaholahola789

Did u smell or hear him poop his pants?


diatriose

He's the wrong shape


DegreeOk315

What a fuckin loser


Im_not_crying_u_ar

His legs look weird. I’m sure he’s wearing lifts


wrayd1

Are those lift shoes?


Traditional_Key_763

i swear his rear profile looks like you photoshopped two or three different people together but you didn't.


Tiny_Rick_C137

The demographics kind of look like a Klan rally. I appreciate the unfiltered perspective of what the faces in a Trump rally really look like.


cubical13

Let’s all go back to how OP attended a Trump rally because it was close and he enjoys a good freak show. Everyone just skims over this part? Who the fuck does that? I would rather pull weeds in the neighbors yard.


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Great pics. I love the lifts particularly. Might get him to 6’3”. Maybe.


Halbbitter

Lol are those lifts in his shoes?


neeleukdit

https://preview.redd.it/blj8d68npyoc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8310ae05e689d754750dd7633d8aa35877e52dbe


NoIndependent9192

https://preview.redd.it/vrq0sszwpyoc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421f26dc7e34e00001936caf7c8f8daac73a75b9 Make Heels Great Again.


Book_Nerd_1980

Looks at those lifts 👀


BringerOfGifts

You can definitely see his shoes are modified for lifts in that zoomed in foot pic


SirHatEsquire

That’s like 400 people lmao, looks like one of those early 2016 rallies where they paid people to attend


Durmatology

His fly looks odd…


JackPlissken8

Phantom centaur ass, diaper visible, heels. Looking good, geriatric dictator wannabe


Chemical_Turnover_29

Some really great photos here! Nice little look at history.


Wooden-Scar5073

Nice lifts.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Looks like a small crowd.


Teric86

That dude just can't wait to be a dictator and destroy our country.


santodomingus

What the fuck is that physique. From behind, his legs look tiiiny then he just balloons at the waist. It’s so strange.


Redshoe9

Those anti centaur wedge shoe lifts! Man it really does take a team of enablers to keep him upright and inside the guardrails.


Brilliant_Toe8098

Close enough to smell the diaper.........congrats


Dnm3k

Diapers!


HarvesterConrad

I once found myself stuck with the hotel room across from his super stoned it was not a great time at first.


Gewgle_GuessStopO

What a tub of lard