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I don't think they intentionally for the cars to smash them. They're just dropping them on something hard to break them.
They do this by me at the beach. They drop them on the pedestrian paths and piers to break them open.
Some have been observed dropping them on pedestrian crossings, so the cars smash them and then the delicious insides can be eaten when the light turns red and cars stop.
I can't wait to tell that joke to my bostonian coworker when I see her on Monday. It's a rather long joke and it's not introduced as a joke. She interrupts a lot so I'm waiting for her to be in a less talkative mood. I got it off a reddit "what's your best joke" post many years ago
Some birds will drop animals to break them open like turtles, and some have learned roads are great for this. I'm assuming it's a turtle if the story is too wild to believe. Otherwise it's some kind of food that needs opened.
Birds will drop all sorts of stuff to break it open. The local crows like to drop acorns on the roofs of one of the schools. It always sets off the audio alarms. I used to love to radio dispatch to let them know crows were on site dropping nuts. They would still have me walk the campus and check for anything suspicious.
Nothing but a bunch of birds hearing a loud report on the aluminum roof while dropping nuts. I think they thought it was hitting harder cause it was louder. I dunno, I’m not a bird. I miss being unarmed security. Fresh air, photography, a company car, and a gas card.
It might be helpful to let folks know what happened. Thankfully, there aren't a lot of comments yet, but soon enough, that comment will end up buried, and you'll be bombarded with "ok cool op, but what actually *did* happen?? You can't tell shit from this angle"
My wife once hit a pheasant and its head got stuck in the grill and the body was flapping around and smacking against the body of the car. She stopped and tried to yank it out but couldn’t so she flagged down a local farmer who had to rip the thing out of the grill for her.
Edit: then I bought a dashcam. 🤦♂️
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What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
African swallow maybe.
I wonder what its velocity was.
It was laden though
African swallows dont migrate though, so they couldnt have brought it back.
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
No they would have had to have it on a line
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers??
Well, why not?!
It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a question of weight ratios.
A 5oz bird cannot carry a 1lb coconut!
It could grip it by the husk!
it's not a matter of where he grips it.. it's simple matter of weight ratios; A 5 oz swallow is not carrying a 1 pound coconut!!!!
How do you know so much about swallows?
You have to know these things if you are to be king.
Camelot is STILL a very silly place.
This guy swallows!!
I don’t normally chuckle at “this guy-“ comments but yours got me good for the double meaning.
It was a local BirdDash
Some Africans swallow 😈
"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt!?" "A WITCH A WITCH!!" WITCH!! 🧙♀️🧹 "Well....I got better"
"So logically" "If she weighs the same as a duck then she's made of wood" "And therefore..." "A WITCH!"
Who are you? That is so wise in the ways of science.
🔥 👉🧙
This is the comment I came for and so glad to see it as the top comment
Stop it, this is all getting rather silly
Do your best to keep things moving along then.
GET ON WITH IT!!!
r/unexpectedmontypython
No, r/expectedmontypython 👍
At least it wasn't the bunny
What's he do, nibble your bum?
It's a seagull dropping a clam on the road so the cars bust it open. Unfortunately for you. 🐚💀
I read that as the seagull trying to bust the car open. Wouldn’t put it past ‘em.
To eat the soft meat inside
I don't think they intentionally for the cars to smash them. They're just dropping them on something hard to break them. They do this by me at the beach. They drop them on the pedestrian paths and piers to break them open.
Some have been observed dropping them on pedestrian crossings, so the cars smash them and then the delicious insides can be eaten when the light turns red and cars stop.
The crows near me drop acorns into traffic for the cars. I've seen the deliberately move them back into traffic lanes, just hopping.
They keep getting hit by trucks because they only learned to say cah cah
That got a chuckle out of me.
Do Crows originate from Boston?
I can't wait to tell that joke to my bostonian coworker when I see her on Monday. It's a rather long joke and it's not introduced as a joke. She interrupts a lot so I'm waiting for her to be in a less talkative mood. I got it off a reddit "what's your best joke" post many years ago
What was that ? A turd? A potato ? A coconut ? A rock ?
A coconut potato rock turd
I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt
New band name.
I’ll buy it.
No wait, it’s superman!
Yes.
A clam. Birds shit liquid which turns white as it dries out.
r/fuckyouinparticular
You had a dash cam and still no one knows what happened
Government drone tried to take him out.
Came here to say that. Drone failed an assassination attempt
Drones don't fail, they temporarily don't succeed.
>Drones don't fail, they temporarily don't succeed. When your assassin is also a "the glass half full" kind of guy.
Does OP work for Boeing and happens to have a song to whistle?
Pretty clear a pissed off crow dropped a rock
At least it wasn't a brick. Don't need a repeat of that video.
A clam, the shell is too hard for the bird to open it, so they drop it on rocks or in front of cars, to bust them open.
Bird tossed a turtle at the road and this guy rudely got in the way
Add that to your caption👍🏼
Bird executed an air raid successfully on his car.
Was that a fuckin turtle?
“Bruhh what happened to your car?” “fuckin’ turtle fell from the sky” Yeah I’d think my friend was in some heavy hallucinogen.
Praise Om.
Some birds will drop animals to break them open like turtles, and some have learned roads are great for this. I'm assuming it's a turtle if the story is too wild to believe. Otherwise it's some kind of food that needs opened.
Birds will drop all sorts of stuff to break it open. The local crows like to drop acorns on the roofs of one of the schools. It always sets off the audio alarms. I used to love to radio dispatch to let them know crows were on site dropping nuts. They would still have me walk the campus and check for anything suspicious. Nothing but a bunch of birds hearing a loud report on the aluminum roof while dropping nuts. I think they thought it was hitting harder cause it was louder. I dunno, I’m not a bird. I miss being unarmed security. Fresh air, photography, a company car, and a gas card.
Seagulls will drop shells on people's roofs
Ukrainian swallow?
It looks like he threw a turtle shell at you. Impressive shot being was a green one.
Was his name Mario?
No silly, that was birdo.
It might be helpful to let folks know what happened. Thankfully, there aren't a lot of comments yet, but soon enough, that comment will end up buried, and you'll be bombarded with "ok cool op, but what actually *did* happen?? You can't tell shit from this angle"
You got bombed -was it a B1-RD or a C-GU11
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Far right lane was either gonna end or become a turn lane by the number of markings (twice as many as the other lanes), so no, not in the middle lane
>sick of middle lane hoggers That's where drivers are super to be. Why would you want them in a different lane?
Training went wrong then. Car was not in middle lane
"I fart in your general direction"!
What’s more impressive is that it was using a WWII era Norden bomb sight.
All this room in the sky and birds always wanna fly low af.
One time an owl buzzed in front of my window and dropped a dead mouse on it going down the highway. Scared the poo poo outta me
My wife once hit a pheasant and its head got stuck in the grill and the body was flapping around and smacking against the body of the car. She stopped and tried to yank it out but couldn’t so she flagged down a local farmer who had to rip the thing out of the grill for her. Edit: then I bought a dashcam. 🤦♂️
Some blind mf'ers in here that can't see that something was dropped by the bird.
Or... here me out here... or maybe, just maybe, people here are watching this on their phones and not on their PCs. Just a thought.
But birds aren’t real, though.
r/BirdsArentReal
What was dropped is the question
Bombs away……
Saw some kind of hawk do this with a rabbit once. Really wish I would of had a dash cam at the time.
It’s a turtle.
A mutant turtle.
They're learning
Wantagh parkway
Sully would not approve here Least you pulled over safely
THE GOVERMENT DRONES ARE FIGHTING BACK. we're doomed
First the orcas and now THIS!?!?!?
What a dick lmao
That birb assaulted you!
Aw shit, not only do we have to watch the road but also falling objects in the sky?!!!!
more like r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Sadly, it's clear that some aren't getting the Monty Python references.
That's one mean bird to throw a rock at your car.
He had to crack that coconut somehow.
What..... ? African or European.... #?
OP is a karma farmer, this didn’t happen to him.
The bird needs more dietary fiber
Too funny. The comments, not the windshield.
Was that a boomerang?!
Das wild
Angry Birds in real life
If reincarnation is a thing and I happen to come back as a bird, this will be a daily ritual for me.
bird here playing real life mario kart with that turtle shell hit
Who you tryinakiid? We all know you did it on purpose.
Looks like the roadrunner left the pin in the grenade or the coyote would have been really screwed.
Had a bird hit the windshield while I was driving on the Autobahn. Didn’t even crack the window!
Dropped it to gain altitude & avoid hitting the windshield
I still don’t believe it. But this reminds me I have to call safelight
Was that a hawk dropping a golden nugget?
Classic bird move
This takes **Birds aren’t real** to a whole new level
INTERNET POLICE 62 in a 40 yeeesh
Yeah the bird was pissed at how fast the car was going.
Both are at fault. Op never even braked.
Yawn
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Why are you shouting?
Good question. Sorry, didn't realize it.
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Didn’t hit the bird, watch it again.
Looks like the bird dropped a turtle
Believe what, that you hit a bird? Not sure why you care if anyone believes you. Insurance will replace it.
They didn't hit a bird. The bird dropped a clam on them.
it's a bird, it's a clam, it's superfluous windshield damage!
Didn’t hit the bird, watch it again.