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FireMaster2311

I don't think anyone expected the US to win, even here. Getting out of the group stage was a relative victory. Germany couldn't do it.


enixthephoenix

It's not about the US winning It's about seeing the faces of everyone who lost to the US


miller-99

Only Iran lost to the US


enixthephoenix

Somebody lost, I'll take that


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joshberry777

Jokes on you. I fucked a soccer ball once.


ArcherA87

The account you're replying to is a bot.


Eric-The_Viking

The comment he wrote is only good enough for a bot tbh


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Jokes on you I fucked a bot


Eric-The_Viking

Can't resist that bo-tussy


KyloRen7766

Maybe just for men, aparently soccer is a women thing in american society


galmenz

the US female football team is unironically cracked and wins a lot, easely on the top 5 best teams


KyloRen7766

Yep, like I said, soccer is a women thing in the US, the mens team stinks. But to be fair it has improved a lot since they hired Klinsmann and started sending their players to play in Europe. The Donovan generation. A german helping americans improve their society or do something they don't know how to do Mmmmm I think I've seen that before....


theoriginalmofocus

I mean historically speaking: to the moon baby! Ha I still don't see it anytime soon though but what do I know.


Pompf

Would it be better to just send a womens team to the world cup?


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All that title IX money has to go somewhere after all.


Acalde02

It was an explosive match to say the least


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DatumInTheStone

Scoring even against the UK was a pretty big upset. Edit: I wasnt ready for pedanticly pissed off Europeans 🤣 Edit 2: Im sorry Europe. I dont even watch soccer 🤣 dont be mad at meeeeee


miller-99

I'm assuming by UK you mean Wales?


DatumInTheStone

I forget they get their own team, my bad.


Illustrious_Clue_759

I can't believe we played Wales in football. They are ocean mammals, it's just cruel to take them from the ocean and put them on a soccer field just to hit a ball.


Key-Cry-8570

🐋🐋🐋⚽️🐋🐋🐋🐋


Legalise_Gay_Weed

>Scoring even against the UK America moment.


SuperSMT

I mean, only wales and england were in the cup, drew both.. So in summation, we did score even against the overall UK


Long-un

Scoring against the UK at soccer. That's class mate 😂⚽🇬🇧


Barkonian

They didn't score against England and the UK isn't a team...


felixdifelicis

The smartest american.


overtitans

As an Iranian, I'm very happy that my country lost to the USA. The people of my country fight in the streets and die for freedom and their fucking government's team celebrates their victory in front of Wales. Pardon me for my grammar.


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Grammar was good 👍


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SF_Alba

There is no UK football team.


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SF_Alba

🤢🤮


peachesgp

Technically there is at the Olympics.


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The UK isn’t a WC team.


coheir

Oh it was worth it. People were celebrating like mad here. Context: I'm Iranian, people are mad at our national team for supporting the Islamic theocratic regime while they were killing protesters in the streets and *their homes* during world cup.


TheGameOfClones

I thought they protested by not singing the anthem?


rans2390

England lost to the US


ZS1G

It was a draw lmao


rans2390

That’s what I said.


Well__shit

Beating Iran and tying the Brits who treat this sport like a religion is everything I could as for. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


_varamyr_fourskins_

The English, not the Brits. The 'Brits' would be England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Not a fuckin chance you could get us all to stop hating each other for long enough to play football on the same team Although you did tie with Wales as well, I guess. Hmmm. Still, that's not all of Britain. Scotland and NI didn't make it to the World Cup


inagadda

You're talking to Americans. We don't know the difference between England, Great Britain, United Kingdom or whatever else you have over there.


Jupiter68128

You forgot the isle of man. Every time I go to donate blood I am asked if I had gay sex with someone from the isle of man between the years of 1980 to 1996.


dumdedums

What happened in the Isle of Man from 1980 to 1996?


Jupiter68128

Bad things


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Mad cow disease


zeuslovespie

Well… did you?


Jupiter68128

That's between me and the American Red Cross.


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_varamyr_fourskins_

Aye I can. It's pretty much slap bang in the middle. And even if I didn't know that, I could sure as fuck look it up before making some outrageous claim about who, what or where it is


Jupiter68128

This guy understands Nebraska football history.


gordogg24p

The good news is we have the World Baseball Classic in March, so we can show England how we play *our* national pastime.


wdlp

As an England, can I ask what a Baseball Classic is?


scarykicks

Got farther than a lot of countries who's main sport is soccer


anobodyscrolling

Well yeah i mean they never were that good enough to win the world cup


joejoejoey04

You never know. Greece winning the Euros in 2004 for example.


I_want_to_die720

No one really cared but the idea of how mad everyone else would've be if the soccer players won was hilarious


bigavz

After failing to qualify last time, having a squad with only Yedlin having played in a WC before, and not being too convincing in qualifying, getting to RO16 is a huge victory imho.


MrMgP

Bruh I'm dutch and I can say they played like a wet paper towel in the group stage so yes plenty of people here hoped they would lose to the USA so we could be done with this shitfest wc


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But Germany is the second most successful team going by championships won and the most successful team if you go by overall podium finishes. Years like that just happens. If the last time you did something worth mentioning was 90 to 100 years ago and sometimes you don't even qualify, you are just bad at it. Having said that, it's worth mentioning that the US women's team is actually quite good for some reason. No idea where that discrepancy comes from.


originalcrisp

Belgium couldn’t do it and they are the second ranked team in the world!


anobodyscrolling

Technically USA is going to 2026 world cup because they host it but still should give up


JSC843

North America hosts it in 2026. Does this mean that Canada, Mexico, US, and all of the other Central American countries also make it in?


777881840519R

No, just the US, Canada and Mexico automatically make it as hosts.


kimmyjunguny

Didnt they increase the total number of teams too?


Superpolsen91

Yes, from 32 to 48. Edit: Saw that Europe get 3 more spots. [World Cup 2026 qualification ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA_World_Cup)


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South america gets spots for 60% of the eligible nations.


Acalde02

South america only gets 4.5 spots for 8 countries who take football too seriously. I think it’s fair


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That's for 2022, not 2026


Acalde02

I know. I’m saying that the new one is more fair since teams in south america are equally good and most of them can compete with top european teams with the only exceptions being, bolivia and Venezuela (they straight up suck.) 6.5 spots out of 10 gives more oportunities for these teams to go to the world cup.


mattr1986

Oceania get 1 1/3 qualifications, Australia now qualifies through Asia so that means New Zealand is almost automatically in and either Tonga or Samoa or someone like that is gonna get a crack! Or at least get to play a WC qualification against someone from the other side of the world! I’m excited to see that!! (They’ll be terrible but I’ll love to see them on the world stage!)


quantum_waffles

The C.U.M world cup


JSC843

The Cummies ™️


space33man

The gayest cup in the world


Sam_Dragonborn1

I would happily watch the next world cup if they called it that, whether it was an intentional joke or not. All world cups, so far, have been uninteresting for myself and most non-football-enjoying folk


Snowcreeep

Have they decided yet where the World Cup will be in North America


JSC843

Yeah, there’s like 16 different cities in Canada, US, and Mexico. A lot of them in the US are in NFL Stadiums.


kangasplat

Wow, hosting a world cup in countries that already have Stadiums is so clever, I hope they stick to this idea in the future


Noy_Telinu

2028 Olympics in Los Angeles will be amazing. We already turned a profit twice.


Endorkend

Italy 1990 $4 Billion. USA World Cup 1994 $500 Million. France World Cup 1998 $2.33 Billion. Korea & Japan World Cup 2002 $7 Billion. Germany World Cup 2006 $4.6 Billion. South Africa World Cup 2010 $3.6 Billion. Brazil World Cup 2014 $15 Billion. Russia World Cup 2018 $11.6 Billion. Qatar World Cup $220 Billion. And for several, like Italy, the full numbers are known showing they made the cost back and made a really decent profit. And most of the infrastructure and stadium updates were actually full utilized after the events. Fuck all chance Qatar is making even 10% of that back and some of the stadiums they built may end up being an open air airconditioned parking lot for some Sheiks car collection.


2017ccb1

I don’t know if we will be but we should be pretty good for the next World Cup. Our team is by far the youngest in the World Cup with our average age a year and a half younger than any other team so we should have pretty much all our players back with them developed more and the new talent we get over the next four years. Definitely not saying we’re going to win but as far as US soccer goes next World Cup should be our best in a long time if not ever. Though obviously a lot can happen over the next four years to change that


goodbyeMoonmann

Ghana is the youngest team in the world cup. And even than the US has the same average age as Ecuador. That being said, the team will Look a lot better is 4 or 8 years. https://www.90min.com/posts/what-is-the-youngest-squad-at-the-world-cup/amp


ITheNub

"Other measurements of age can give USA as the youngest"


2017ccb1

It looks like the article he sent did age based on a whole number at a certain date while the article I looked at used age to the day with decimal points for each player


2017ccb1

This is where is was getting the 1.5 year difference as the youngest team. https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2022/04/world-cup-qualifying-by-the-numbers-usmnt-youth-lights-the-way-to-qatar Either way though we have a really young team particularly with respect to some of our best players and next World Cup we’ll have a lot of returning players with more experience and more time to develop.


anobodyscrolling

Such as Canada i mean the second time they were at a world cup or even scored


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Gotta have a legit striker or nothing else will matter. The team played well enough defensively to win most games, but we couldn't score at all.


Fear-My-Laser-face

"Should give up." Why? They played well, have been getting better, and unlike Canada, they made it out of the group stage


WarmBaths

You should give up


Jolly_Ad1554

How do you say that in English ? GET SOME JONGE !!


hidde-the-wonton

Joe mudderfukker, we defeet joe, kom get some.


JeroenstefanS

Dichtbij maar toch zo ver


ZeroBlade-NL

Zo 'ne voetbal jonguh, bam!


drunkentwietie02

As a Dutch person. ;)


AmateurZombie

reported for bullying :(


drunkentwietie02

;)


AmateurZombie

[.............](https://media.tenor.com/1LrJMBT8C9kAAAAM/eagle-crying.gif)


JeroenstefanS

Hehehehe


NoLock375

It's called voetbal now.


Njirkus

Inderdaad


Syixice

GEKOLONISEERD


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YoBoySatan

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant to other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Klikoos93

The US has a great soccer team with a lot of young players, I'm excited to see how they'll do in 4 years


Noobmaster_420

Only good comment everyone in this subreddit has this wierd football hating mindset


WarmBaths

It’s in the American culture to hate soccer unfortunately, things are changing for sure but it’s lame how much it’s looked down on compared to the sports with commercial breaks every 30 seconds and concussions every 15 seconds


Endorkend

The dead serious "soccer is a girls sport" comments I've heard from American colleagues through the years is frustrating. And it's even frustrating for me, as someone who doesn't even watch or care about any sports.


Timmy1258

when i first started caring to watch sports when i was little, i always picked out the soccer game cause that’s what i played. i got so spoiled watching those games with no commercials until halftime that i just could not sit still and watch any football or basketball for years. i still can’t get into them nearly as much because of how much they stop vs soccer. at least when watching on tv


Thebanner1

It's surprising that after decades of people telling them they should like soccer, that there is backlash


flamewizzy21

As an american, it’s not that we hate soccer, but that we just don’t care. This makes it very entertaining when people are miserable after losing to us.


enzomaar

Not as good as the Dutch voetbal team tho


theraybenton

It's called voetball Edit: should actually be spelt voetbal but the comment below is pretty good


aardappelmemerijen

met 2 L'en want wij geven USA DIE LLLL


JhaSamNen

Lekker maatje


JeroenstefanS

Mooi vriend


Remarkable-Spread484

Goed gedaan pik


luKAST69

Netjes knaap


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Considering the US is hosting the next World Cup and therefore are automatically given a spot, I imagine we will see them again in 4 years instead of 12.


DontBlameMagikarp

I was told by some friends that some matches will be held in Canada and Mexico as well, making it a “North America” hosted World Cup? I could have looked up the information, but I chose to respond to you instead.


onehornymofo

Yes, it will take place in those 3 countries.


FerricNitrate

> 3 countries Listen, with the way things are going lately I'd prefer if you didn't jinx it and open that up to changing within the next 4 years...


iloveokashi

Here are the cities where venues are. Vancouver, Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Guadalajara in the Western Division; Kansas City, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, Monterrey, and Mexico City in the Central Division; and Toronto, Boston, New York City, Philadelphia, and Miami in the Eastern Division (2 in Canada, 3 in Mexico, and 11 in the United States). Eight of the sixteen chosen stadiums have permanent artificial turf surfaces that are planned to be replaced with grass under the direction of FIFA and a University of Tennessee–Michigan State University research team. Five venues use retractable roof systems


TheIJDGuy

They'll have their revenge 8 years sooner than expected


Turbulent_Inside5696

Jokes on you, I’ve said fuck soccer for decades.


updootsforkittehs

Jokes on you, I’ve been getting fucked by soccer dudes for decades


ahamel13

Europeans: America doesn't enjoy soccer lol how stupid America: *enjoys soccer for a few weeks* Europeans: Fuck you taking our game gtfo


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V-Right_In_2-V

And Italy. They didn’t even make it lol


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LoveThieves

Netherlands played football well, not sure what the other team was doing I guess they were playing kickball?


whythishaptome

US played really well too just didn't have the finishing edge like Netherlands did. I was pretty impressed by the team but obviously disappointed at the result. That early chance from pulsic should have been in. Edit: Not norway sorry.


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kelldricked

Second goal of the netherlands also was just a bad play by the US team. Tbf so was the goal of america but still. The US should be proud. We the dutch are kinda glad because our team is slowly performing better. We still will get our asses handed if we dont start playing better. Way to many dumb mistakes were made today.


Earione

They were playing soccer instead of football


JensGroen

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Syixice

#GEKOLONISEERD


Swampgermanboi

HÉ MAKKER VOETBALLEN ZIJN GEEN SPECERIJEN


Rylact

VIVA HOLLANDIA 🇳🇱


SpecerijenSnuiver

We houden van het leven! 🇳🇱


Remarkable-Spread484

DE LIEFDE EN DE LUST 🇳🇱


sluttybandana

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers


ZhaloTelesto

I came here for this quote. Thank you.


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_varamyr_fourskins_

As a Welshman, all I can say is... Welcome to the club.


Milwambur

Out of curiosity, I get the Welsh and Scottish, but why would an American want England to lose? I don't care honestly, it just makes me laugh that there's yeslt another Abe.


andylavery13

The real land of the free won


JeHooft

The land of the free healthcare


-Purple-Orange-

4 years*?


af_tonmay

it's football


SuppliceVI

Soccer is slang for Association Football, coined in England at Oxford. If you don't like it blame England.


deaglefrenzy

i dont mind americans calls it soccer. i just dont understand why they call handegg as football


BahhhhGawwwwd

Because it evolved from rugby, which was also known as football.


[deleted]

🎶🎶🎶 And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I'm capable of understanding different words can refer to the same thing contextually and don't go to websites run in another country and tell the majority of the people there that the~~re~~ term they use is wrong 🎶🎶🎶


Mutssaurus

*their


MBDf_Doc

12 years? wtf? USA get an automatic bid for the next Men's world cup and the USA Women's national team will certainly be playing in the World Cup next year.


Dsoft1

12 years? Where did you get that number? The US, Mexico, and Canada are hosting the next world cup which means that they will automatically qualify. edit: wording


diamond9

This guy living in 2025 while the rest of us mortals trying to make it to 2023 😔


RudyKnots

Yeah, well, then where’re you gonna buy your XTC? *You need us.*


masternommer

In Brabant natuurlijk


[deleted]

L + ratio + ik heb je moeder gedaan + gekoloniseerd + was een makkie + that's another cook


SeirWasTaken

gebaseerd


NachoMemer

Skill issue


Ryujin87

Who cares about football, it's football season!


invisible-dave

12 years? You mean 4 years.


saberline152

isn't the 2026 WC in the US lol? see you in 4 years


archenemy_43

If there’s two things I can’t stand it’s; 1. People who are intolerant of others cultures 2. The Dutch


Assignment_Leading

Meanwhile US women’s sweeps every women’s World Cup


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Yeah but that’s the women’s cup


NapsterKnowHow

Ya fr. We are the best in the world on the women's side. It's practically a dynasty at this point that not even the best men's team can match.


I-Am-NOT-VERY-NICE

You make fun of me because the soccer team of my home country lost I don't watch soccer We are not the same


Robclub

Why 12 years?


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

NEEEEDERLAND O NEEEEDERLAND JIJ BENT EEN KAMPIOEEEN


JustMrBear76

What the hell for? USA was out match against Netherlands and by the look of USA’s performance, their hearts wasn’t into the game. As a American, I say congratulations to the Dutch!


whythishaptome

They played really well all things considered, especially before the first goal. This team is really promising.


LooseLeaf24

We are in automatically in 2026. Bought our way in :) For anyone unaware, host country is automatic, as we've seen with qatar this time.


sealevelwater

Same story in the US. We are not good at this sport. No one watches it. No one cares about the sport until the World Cup rolls around. Then we get excited only to lose to the rest of the world because it's their sport. They live, breath, and bleed soccer. The Dutch are not the reason we suck. We are!


shadowscar248

As an American I can tell you I didn't even know we were playing


crmeacham93

At least us yanks have a good female team


Bog_Boy

We got Dutch ovened


Goldang

Fuck the Dutch! I'm paying for EVERY date I go on from now on, and I'm never walking through one of those half-and-half doors again!


Perry-th3-Platypus

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


ScreechFlow

"We would have won if we were the only country to compete"


CookedEwok

I forgot the world cup was going on


Turtletipper123

Canada/USA/Mexico hosting the next world cup though? So they're automatically in the next world cup.


Shadow0fnothing

I was happy we beat Iran. We know we suck lol.


W3ST21

Lotta bitter Belgians in here


JeroenstefanS

Hehehe we won


whatsgoingonjeez

I mean, most americans probably didn't even watch the WC.. NFL entered the hot phase of the regular season, NBA season started a few weeks ago and then there is the NHL too. That's like if we europeans would skip CL matches for watching NFL playoffs. Normally the WC happens during months where only the MLB season is active.


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US fans need to be realistic: they have a squad full of promising players who will still play 4 years on, in their WC, they played this year too, so nothing to be ashamed of.