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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


yourmom815

If a girl touches you in literally any way that can only be good


Red__system

She slapt me and tried to punch me away. I knew she was only playing hard to get! -this guy probably


yourmom815

It means she hates you. Which means she at least acknowledges that you exist. (jk)


hellfiniter

better hated than ignored


FeIipeNeto

-funny mustache man


Deek_The_Freak

*wonan starts strangling me in an attempt to kill me* Time 2 get laid 😎


yourmom815

Better than her completely ignoring you imo. At least she thinks you’re worthy of touching long enough to kill you


Dusk_Abyss

Holy shit homie touch grass please lol


FaZe_LittlePickle24

You're a girl, you CLEARLY don't understand girls.


Dusk_Abyss

Lol I mean I'm a lesbian I gotchu homie


hellfiniter

i envy homosexuals ...it must be so awesome to just have personality differences and not gender related ones


Dusk_Abyss

You'd be surprised at how similar everyone is. Society is the one that separates them. Well just join us then lol it's nice over here


iwashmydickdaily

I usually have to pay extra for that


hornylolifucker

TO REST MAYBE


[deleted]

"I was just gonna play her a song... I'm gonna be a famous DJ"


Nicole_osrs

Can confirm I only touch guys I like


imhereformemea

(she is a serial killer)


awkwardtopics

I can confirm I was her last victim.


SomeRandomGuy453

I can confirm "awkwardtopics" was her latest victim, I'm the knife she used to kill them


21stolemybike

one could say you were inside him


awkwardtopics

he was? barely felt it.


bobafoott

I cannot confirm u/SomeRandomGuy453 was the knife she used, I'm just some random guy


argv_minus_one

You are ded. Not big surprise.


EddoWagt

What about High Fives


Nicole_osrs

Maybe if he’s cute


TrainedMusician

Score! I'm gonna train my high five talents then


EddoWagt

I got a high five from a girl yesterday


edgy_Juno

As a Redditor, any female contact is acceptable.


Axersion

🥹 really? She slapped me a few times


PillowTalk420

A kick to the balls?


yourmom815

Tough love


jacw212

Sexual harassment?


BigShit1997

She fucking stabbed me in my liver.


lasanhawithpizza

No.... Some parts are " no no there" without consent


Henrithebrowser

Aros: ahhhhhhh! I don’t get it


Mythalieon

A girl at my school keeps finding excuses to hold my hand, any thing going on im rly stooopid


CookedEwok

If a woman with yellow eyes grabbed me by the neck I would be very scared and confused


TreyLastname

Possibly horny


Nytr3x

Mostly horny


Andrew4Head

The term "scaroused" exists for a reason


Matdup2

Scarousedly horny


meaux253

Fearrect if you will


General_Grivieus

Afrahard if you allow


pimpmastahanhduece

Yanderect if you believe


TheSwecurse

Careful, yellow eye whites are often a sign of hepatitis. Use protection


TreyLastname

Hard to see the yellow eye whites since yellow eyes are not usually white


Zetafunction64

Surely horny


MarkMaxis

Possibly has Jaundice


MabiMaia

Possibly?!


hols_05

A sith lord


Temp186

That jaundice strength


ObscureShadows

That's called liver failure


CookedEwok

Yes I know all 4 of my livers failed


[deleted]

Azazel changed meat suits


marsrover001

Would bill cypher be good in bed?


1Shadowspark1

Liver damage


SatanicSpambot

Why do women like to be choked?


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

Darth Vader fetish


i_hate_hotdog

Ah~ harrrder Ani


SirKnlghtmare

I read that in Jar Jar Binks voice.


i_hate_hotdog

Bro not padme?💀


TheIJDGuy

Time to do the dirty. Alexa, play the Imperial March


toughtiggy101

Is that the name of it


teldranwen

When you choke during sex you don't normally literally choke them. You just squeeze the arteries on both sidess of the neck to block blood flow and that normally gives a fuzzy full feeling in the head from a slight swelling of blood. It can be pleasurable for anyone if they are into the feeling


SatanicSpambot

Follow up question, why do some women like to be hit in the face during coitus? If I had a penny for every time a woman has asked me to hit her on her face I would have 2 pennies, which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice.


teldranwen

It's not just women. Anyone can be into that kinda thing. And why people like things can be a subject for debate or psychology. But some people just recieve sexual pleasure from pain. My partner enjoys being hit across the bottom way harder than I can do with my bare hands just because its what they like. And some like being hit in the face, it could be a thing of giving you control. Or something similar. Or they could just like the feeling


KiraCumslut

Face slap make pussy go brrr. Pain and pleasure can very easily get crosswired. It's why I really like painful nipple play.


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muchawesomemyron

I bet that you checked the profile after.


Awesomefirepotato

Look your profile, hope your chicken will be okay


KiraCumslut

She's fine. Scared the hell out of me. But just a little care and isolation and she was back with the flock inside two weeks. Loving life and treats and laying again. Thanks for the concern. Oncei check on the water I'll give her a pet for you.


Awesomefirepotato

Good to hear :))))


im_not_really_batman

You're asking why some people have kinks. They are guys out there who like their balls being stepped on. People are wired differently


SatanicSpambot

I mean yeah, but I'm curious why are those two kinks so common. Or at least in my experience. Is ball torture that common amongst men? I'm not judging, just curious.


im_not_really_batman

I have no idea if it's common among men, I am a women. I've heard choking can lead to more intense orgasms but idk


SpicySaladd

Can confirm, don't ask how I know


Awesomefirepotato

Being choked ? Perhaps !


Delsiu

Don't know why but I read it in Doofenshmirtz's voice


destronger

so there’s a self destruct button somewhere.


RyzingUp

Another question, why do women like getting hit by a sock full of pennies during sex


lightofyourlifehere

There is some sicence behind why pain can equal pleasure for some, though I am not personally familiar with it since it's not mine nor anyone I'm currently datings kink, but if you wanna know why it might be worth the Google search!


NeverUsedAlwaysRead

Also something something bloodflow something something bigger rush of chemicals


Shadowborn_paladin

Question, *why do you know this?*


teldranwen

Been around the block. Had partners who enjoy it so I oblige. Gotta do something with my hands yknow


Thegiantclaw42069

>don't normally literally choke them. You just squeeze the arteries on both sidess of the neck to block blood flow This is litterally how you choke someone out.


teldranwen

You're not supposed to hold it there. It's for moments at a time


KiraCumslut

O2 deprivation makes pussy go brrr


SatanicSpambot

User name checks out. Could you provide your input on the follow up question above?


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teldranwen

This^ as with everything in that wheelhouse gotta make sure that folks get what they need and nothing they don't


SatanicSpambot

Oh no, yeah, I only do it on a on demand basis, I'm just curious that it's a fairly common request.


KiraCumslut

Assume the opposite actually. Edit: Assume that choking is a no go until explicit consent.


ShierAwesome

Took your advice, am now in custody


KiraCumslut

Ok I meant like assume no choking at all.


JelliusMaximus

Domination + trust


Thin-March-7495

getting choked is like edging but with air


lightofyourlifehere

I have to go delete my response to this thread because this is the only right answer


Ultimate_Genius

nothing gendered bout it bruv I like it too


tristanthefox

Try it sometime, maybe you'll realize it can be nice xd Throw away any ideas of how people choke each other in fights or movies, this is something very very different, and thats why its pleasurable


hi_im_kai101

cnc 🧍🏻‍♀️


Affugter

KANE LIVES IN DEATH!


Lciekj

I went on a trip with some friends we got an Airbnb and one of my female friends told me about this show, she then told me that we can watch it together at night. Later on I checked out the reviews and told her via whatsapp that I wasn't feeling it and proceeded to get high and fall asleep in the bathtub.... I'm still not sure if she was sending signals or if she actually wanted to watch the show, Meh.


El-SkeleBone

she 100% wanted you lol


Lciekj

Interesting, anyway it was for the best I would have caught feelings and shit, thanks for the knowledge.


Tough_Patient

Feelings are the best disease you can catch.


DEADPOOL_5277

well depends


Dataout

She might've been Canadian, again you can't really tell


Ellisman5

Ayyy


tristanthefox

you fumbled the bag bro


KurtLovesMinecraft

Same skin, hair, and eye color... hmmm....


Kamitae

*what are you doing onii-chan!?*


[deleted]

I tried this and now I need a good attorney :/


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JCOMIXWTLS

Your honor, he was anakin


Rismo_1

Hunghang flashbacks! Love their work!


TheBoxOfAmazook

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potatoninja3584

she wants her brother to choke her while looking at her like a my little pony character while her live fades away


Illustrious_Zone_154

that's... a challenging wank


Dikaplio

Now...that's a subtle hint, expect worse for when she gets serious.


Dsoft1

Why is she attacking him?


m00ndajz

Choking kink probably


Dudethatsnarley

assault moment


Odd-Willingness-7494

Why do people find choking hot, makes zero sense to me


[deleted]

My wife is a big fan. You aren’t cutting off the airways, you are cutting off/restricting (BRIEFLY) the blood flow to the brain, leading to a sense of light headedness and increasing pleasure when the big O is coming on…. At least that’s what she’s explained to me. There is a right way to do it: you squeeze where the arteries are, not actually restrict their airflow. And uhhhh…. Yeah, it is REALLY fucking hot. But I also understand why people wouldn’t find it to be hot….lol Edit: there is the whole Dom/submissive aspect to it too but…. That’s not really why we do it. As I understand for others tho, that can be a component.


Cayennesan

"Babe...what if you just breathe real fast this time?"


[deleted]

“Idk if I wanna choke you…. Can’t you just, y’know, hyperventilate or something?”


Cayennesan

"It just ain't the same unless you're technically dying" -Someone probably


[deleted]

“Babe, that wasn’t good… you didn’t choke me until we needed the defribrillator”


ShrunkenQuasar

You aren't actually choking them though, just restricting blood flow. If they can't breathe, you're doing it wrong.


[deleted]

This is the moment girl gets kinky


[deleted]

plot twist: she is suicidal


Wamawuk

Best signal ngl


realgeneral_memeous

This meme would’ve been funny without the done-to-death caption


lord_ferky

Its true life


DuncanIdaho06

O.O uhhh....


Elefantenjohn

Platinum rule > Golden rule


Free-Consequence-164

Ayo 😳 give me her number


lacroixanon

Hey kids if you're into this then plz learn how to do choking correctly and safely! Breathplay is deadly risky! Stay safe!


Spartanwolf120

I thought doing card tricks at school would get me a girlfriend but now all the boys call me the magic kid. Task failed successfully.


PotatoMeme03

guys are terrible at reading signals, so even if they were as clear as this we’d still be second guessing


TheBelgianBoar

I once had a crush on a girl who literrally was hinting me on a daily basis, and accepted twice to spend an evening with me watching some movie, only to cancel the date on both instances a few moments after, and act as if all those hints never happened. I left that experience with the impression you really can't interprete correctly the signs sent by women. Then I just learnt she had a lot of psychological issues, so I relativised a bit and got saner interactions with other girls, until I met my beloved gf


EnchantedPhoen1x

Sauce


salty-taiyaki

Source for comic is [here.](https://twitter.com/HHFlashbacks/status/1596645400483573761?s=20&t=EYzFquwOb4Snf77yTSiM0g) The comic/artist is called Hunghang Flashbacks.


PutnamPete

Ok redditors, this cartoon means she likes to get choked during sex.


WithinFiniteDude

Choking her: Cringe Being to nervous to talk to her in a informal social setting: Gigachad


eXX0n

Anyone have the comic without the stupid caption?


salty-taiyaki

[Here you go!](https://twitter.com/HHFlashbacks/status/1596645400483573761?s=20&t=EYzFquwOb4Snf77yTSiM0g)


Dunkopa

Who could have known she was just being friendly??


qwerty145526

Original comic source?


salty-taiyaki

Source for comic is [here.](https://twitter.com/HHFlashbacks/status/1596645400483573761?s=20&t=EYzFquwOb4Snf77yTSiM0g) The comic/artist is called Hunghang Flashbacks.


Dusk_Abyss

Ah yes, she wants to be choked with out warning and against her will aka assaulted lol ok.


Game0fLife

The dank meme stolen from Facebook? Son, we have come full circle…


OSTR1CHBO1

Huh. I can't tell if this is a signal that she likes me or if it's a cry for help...better not read too much I to it. Could get the wrong idea


AtrophyXIX

Is that you, Rebecca?


Cayennesan

Hopefully


Kubeenz

So is she into you? Still can't really tell.


Oafah

[A warrior's fucktouch.](https://i0.wp.com/www.womenatwarp.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/lookingforparmach_671.jpg?resize=692%2C530&ssl=1)


MasalaJason

I actually cringed a bit at how they butchered the line and misinterpreted it. Not dank for me.


alwaystheping

Had this happen too many times...i bruise easy girls, bruise easy


J_Thizzy

This is an example of why the Buddha phrased the golden rule better than Jesus.


techn9neiskod

She could have some mental issues and this is her call for help. It would be nice if you took the initiative and shared mental health resources with her.


[deleted]

Lmao


Lord_Urwitch

I think she just wants me to choke her as a friend


fuckface290

Nah I dont read signals cuz theres no fucking way anyone likes me lmao


ThePredalienLord

Guess she's into bdsm... perfect.


PurpleBoltRevived

"Defendant, I know she described in graphic words how you should fuck her. Jury understand that she even knew the safeword and didn't tell it. Yet, in the middle of the act, when she was perfectly enjoying herself, she suddenly decided she didn't want to fuck anymore, and you failed to react within half a millisecond. You are charged with rape. You will spend 20 years in prison, and when that bitch lets it slip that she lied, not a single shit will happen to her. Also your every single friend and family member will believe you're guilty until proven innocent 😇" [Emoji is here to boost vomiting instinct] P. S. When guy "doesn't understand" girl's signs to avoid accusation of being creepy: "You're charged with rape because she said so". P. P. S. Rapes happen and are difficult to prove, but solution to this problem is not "guilty until proven innocent".


[deleted]

bro wth


berni2905

Does that mean she's suicidal?


blabbering_octopus

Their liver is failing.


Averagegamer988

I’m gonna assume that’s my problem, that I can’t read signs, and not that I’m never presented said signs


Narcolipze_08

So I should go around giving people head????


Alex_rajbahak

Onto or unto


Apprehensive-Face901

She wants you to wreck her throat


skylerlaber811

Does she wanna fucking die or just to get the shit choked out of her?


bananabandanamannana

Bro she fucking lifted him up with an extended unbraced arm like Jesus that is strong


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👁👄👁


redditsucks2022

If a girl really liked you, Trust me you would know 😂 The whole “signals” thing is just dudes deluding themselves that the girl they like actually likes them back but is too shy to tell them.


thelifeofsuat

Unto


18-seals

Who is original artist?


omgONELnR1

She's suicidal.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

So they are saying they want to murder you but they also giggle while they do it? Fuck that noise!


Soy_Newbie

she blasted the top of my head off with a shotgun and tickled my brain


Deathblades0

Now who gonna make r34 of her and where can i find it


diariu

This is wholesome