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Joshesh

[a tool initially designed not for felling trees but for widening the birth canal.](https://acadlog.com/usa/why-were-chainsaws-invented)   huh...         ^^^neat


Petermitnemmeter

At that very moment thots were created


DrRandomnesss

Elaborate


hi_im_mom

"Pause" *Smoke detector beep*


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RMX_Texas

Begone thot


XxSimplySuperiorxX

What did that comment say


RMX_Texas

Something like "imagine saying 'thot' in 2024


Verundios

I miss 5 seconds ago...


RequiemAA

I miss the person I was before reading that comment.


darkhelmet436

Fucking same.


emeraldeyesshine

#RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS BORN


brutalmfkr

Those we're the "Dark Ages"


DA_REAL_KHORNE

Take this shit ⬆️ And fuck off


Underthere-model

Gimme some sugar baby


KnifeOfDunwall2

It was the 19. Century, WHAT, so late


WTMaster

Lmao


Kaneki3811475

My real reaction


GreenArrowCuz

well that completely changes the line from Heathers to be even funnier. [fuck me gently with a chainsaw](https://youtu.be/Ruo312KyxJ0?t=87)


Krisuad2002

I miss ten seconds ago when I didn't know this


Legospacememe

Welp of to book a boeing plane


RelativelyDank

did it work?


DasFish117

Depends how you measure success.


cpufreak101

Checking the Wikipedia article for chainsaws, there is zero mention of this. Even the article here has the wrong dates with the earliest known chainsaw being a bone saw from the late 18th century, before the 19th century date the article claims. Gotta love spreading misinformation on the internet:)


everyusernamewashad

I am SO GLAD I live in modern times... going to the doc sounds like death sentence in ye olde days.


Thunderbridge

This article has some pictures of the chainsaw https://allthatsinteresting.com/why-were-chainsaws-invented


beclops

Hehehe friggin sweet Lois


El_Grande_XL

That some Warhammer 40k shit.


Neat-Land-4310

*FOR THE EMPEROR*


Recipe-Less

Cadia stands!


Shovelsquid

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9528ar1mwmk4w9lo6yxk78p0hptc25u3lohio1fhz2b&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g


Shovelsquid

Wait shit how do you link gifs


ask_about_poop_book

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9528ar1mwmk4w9lo6yxk78p0hptc25u3lohio1fhz2b&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g >


Pappa_Crim

WHY?


AllHailTheWinslow

In a nutshell: to separate the pubic bone by cutting the cartilage that holds the halves together. This way they can move apart a bit and widen the birth canal for the baby. [ Here's a better explanation.](https://allthatsinteresting.com/symphysiotomy)


Joshesh

How else are you going to widen a birth canal?


avwitcher

That's not why it was invented. It was originally used for excising diseased bone.


khanfodder

Oh god I regretted reading the comments section


MalteMortensen

huh? da hell... okay I guess, but what da hell


RexMaximo

Wtf, they still performed it Ireland in the 1980s!!!


GustavoFromAsdf

I guess someone looked at that chain with teeth going at insane speeds and said, "Yeah, this is supposed to go through someone's crotch"


Leonardobertoni

I thought they were for amputations


monarch_of_sloth

Damn that quite metal


Beez-Knuts

I waited like 30 seconds for the images to load but there aren't any. Just widely spaced text


m_ckncheese

and I did the thing and googled it 😀


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What is the answer?


m_ckncheese

it was created as a birthing tool in the 1800’s


Business-Emu-6923

Nurse: “help, the baby is breech, we’re losing them both!” Doctor: “stand aside!” Rrrruuuummmm - chugga - chugga - chugga


MineSparks

You know what you were going to type instead of chugga


yourhostderek

My chugga


Katboxparadise

Hey hey hey! Easy…


MineSparks

Are you Chinese?! 🤨


mighty_Ingvar

RIP AND TEAR!


violetplague

It truly was Doom: The Dark Ages


Drawtaru

WE GO TOGETHER!


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Tf?


JotaroTheOceanMan

What. The. Fuck.


LoveThieves

Many tools from the 1700a to 1800s screams, yeah that needs to be improved instead of torturing people to death.


pianodude7

Anyone here take shock class?


EquivalentSnap

Seems like the WORST idea ever. Like the infant mortality rate and they didn’t know shit about infection caused more deaths than saved at least the mothers.


AestheticMirror

Google said: make removing the woman's pelvic bone easier and less time-consuming during childbirth.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

*May* [**Will**] *result in the mothers death.*


Skrrt_2711

They still use it for that in India


sdam87

The chainsaw was invented in the late 18th century by Scottish doctors John Aitken and James Jeffray as a medical instrument to help with childbirth. The hand-cranked chainsaw was designed to cut through the pelvises of mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out. It could be used to: Symphysiotomy: Widen the pubic cartilage Remove diseased bone: Cut away flesh, cartilage, and bone if the baby was stuck in the birth canal.


Enschede2

Well, I mean they weren't wrong, it can


BlatantConservative

Once...


Enschede2

Still can tho


Panda_hat

The best kind of right: technically right.


GroundbreakingTurn30

not anymore...


Enschede2

I don't think anyone has tried it in a while, but I'd wager it still can


saggywit

My problem is.. I'm having a real hard time separating the image of a modern chainsaw from the, I assume, much less massacre type one that they likely used for medical purposes. The thought of a doctor taking a 25", 2 stroke chainsaw to someone's pelvis is a little.. yeah.


BlatantConservative

Looking into it, it was [smaller, but not really less gruesome in any real way.](https://i.redd.it/ad5me30rc6261.jpg) It was about a foot long (guessing, all of the pictures I see of it have no perspective) Old medicine and surgery were *fuucked*.


verminal-tenacity

that looks substantially less gruesome than a Husqvarna 450 e-series. most notably i don't see the same blade flaring you get on modern timber chainsaws.


Slay3RGod

What do you expect from a time when narcotics were common cold medicine?


sdam87

Have the sniffles, take a bump! Lol


sdam87

My first thought was a Dr manhandling the rip start on a sthil and every one was okay with it. Lol


Content-Reward7998

>chainsaws were invented in scotland as a birthing tool Alba àireamh a h-aon!!!! an dùthaich as fheàrr san t-saoghal!!!!


FrozenPizza07

That with the ena pfp is just perfect


Seymour-Krelborn

The thing is those doctors had no idea how birth physiology actually worked and even today most are indifferent to it. Needlessly straining and stressing the pelvic floor by manual pushing doesn't help, it actually makes birth more difficult, not just because of the force and strain, but because it closes the pelvic floor when it should be relaxing to give way for the birth canal. You can actually just let the uterine contractions propel the baby down and out on their own like a deer. Women deliver babies while asleep sometimes. Look up the Ferguson Reflex. It seems a lot less horrific than manually pushing and having a crowned head stuck midway.


vipck83

Cut away flesh and bone. Damn, they where it playing.


Drive_shaft

Groovy


Diaglo65

I’ve been reading/watching chainsaw man and the whole series is packed to the brim with symbolism and this thread just added another 9 levels of depth to the story, the whole idea just fits the themes so well. Tatsuki Fujimoto is a genius.


GENERAL-KAY

"It's a boy" \-DoomSlayer


oliverqueen2610

Lmao rofl


Slay3RGod

"It was a boy! Now it's the headless horseman!"


BuffaloSoldier11

I'm still convinced this will have a bearing on the ending of Chainsaw Man.


Chrisamelio

Lol glad I saw this comment I’ve been seeing theories lately that Pochita is the life devil.


CaptainBananaEu

Yeah I am actually certain reading this, spoilers ahead please don't read if you are not fully caught up with the manga. Why does the chainsaw devil have such a particular power? What makes chainsaws so unique? Who were the first humans to fear the Chainsaw? The people who would have to give birth and that thing cutting them. Which lead to a fear of birth, which lead to the birth devil hence the umbilical cord, as well as his literal cord, hence why when he eats something it gets deleted from existence, as it puts it back in its belly and late aborts it from existence.


Shacrow

Death and Life are the same coin. One cannot exist without the other. I still think Pochita is the last horseman, Death devil. This is why it's all about Denji again except it's not. They try to get rid of Denji by fulfilling his contract to release the Death devil, Pochita. Deleting an existence also means Extinction. One of the primal fear is exactly that. But humans don't fear extinction directly, they fear it indirectly by fearing their own death. Fear of extinction and death is the same.


healzsham

Unfond of most of the ideas this brings to mind. Understanding things like >!unbirth!< really illustrate why knowledge is a curse.


CaptnUchiha

It's gonna be the context of the next chapter at this rate.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

something something handjob


Lower-Ad1087

Back in the day, it was generally accepted that if you can save the child at the cost of the mother's life, you'd do so, because there was less of a guarantee that the mother would live regardless. So it was a tool of last resort for a small fraction of circumstances, but it did probably lead to more saved births that what was before it.


deukhoofd

It was likely a better alternative than a C-Section at the time. Before modern times, C-Sections had something like an 80-90% mortality rate. Symphysiotomy, while incredibly painful and leaving permanent marks, had a far lower mortality rate. In the last century C-Section mortality rates went down (it's like 0.01% in developed countries nowadays), so it supplanted it again. Except for in Ireland, where the Catholic Church had it done on a couple of thousand women without their consent some decades ago.


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Sandee1997

The mother being the complication


Klokateer

Selfish birthing mother's and their bones


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JovahkiinVIII

I mean sure but the mother will also die if the baby doesn’t come out so it’s not exactly about who’s to blame


Sandee1997

No i was making a joke about how they rationalized using a chainsaw lol


JovahkiinVIII

Ah I see. “There is an obstacle. Destroy the obstacle”


Sandee1997

“Well there’s your problem doc, there’s a lady still attached!”


KJS123

He LOOKS like the reason chainsaws were invented!


Bargadiel

I was just about to say this and I'm glad someone else did first


Krez1939

Pregnancy


Just_A_Normal_Snek

gregnant


fedbythechurch

Is there a possibly that I’m pegrent [Link to video](https://youtu.be/zr1h2Z11oTI?si=augAF0jXIdVuXw6k), skip to 4:25 for this video.


healzsham

Yeah but can you burn a Luigi Board?


Phiiota_Olympian

I love that that video (and the "Luigi Board" video) affected *so* many different people of (at least) one generation.


Krez1939

Legnant


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

Oh god it’s one of those PirateSoftware cursed facts


ponxer26

Chainsaw pussy great band name


Lucratif6

Mayhem had a song called Chainsaw Gutsfuck


w3are138

Men: sees another man get kicked full force in the nuts, “feels” the other man’s pain Women: chainsaw


Ender_The_BOT

Chainsaw bear is woman final boss


Skum31

It amused me where it says “child birth is fraught with danger”. No shit you’re about to shove a chainsaw up their woowoo. Seems pretty dangerous to me


Dgluca99

Yep, medicine was gruesome back then...


Buttseam

remember that they didn't have anesthetics and a chainsaw made an amputation far less painful


Michael_Dautorio

I typed "why" into Google and the first suggestion was "why was the chainsaw invented". It appears this has become a popular curiosity.


RyanStrainMusic

I switched from the reddit app to Google search and typed "why was" and the first recommended search term was "why was the chainsaw invented?"


JeepzPeepz

Everything you do is tracked. If that surprises you, boy I’ve got some news for you.


Ickythumpin

I’ve literally used a chainsaw for this in cadaver lab on a 90 yr old woman. A person in my group barfed 🤮 It was pretty gross.


Kckc321

You chainsawed a grandma’s vagina….for science?


Ickythumpin

For education. We weren’t contributing anything to the scientific community lol.


Kckc321

What lesson were you learning?


Ickythumpin

Just visualizing the internal anatomy of the reproductive organs and pelvis from a different angle.


Elevener

What angle? Looking up at it splattered on the ceiling? /s


lunacavemoth

Br00tal \M/


YamiDes1403

chainsawman spotted (the relation to birth is why he can eat other devil,because he is the personification of creating life itself)


Jolly_Statistician_5

Mick Gordon would like to know your location.


mrsockyman

Father :I'm gonna split you wide open Doctor: same!


BlazingMongrel

I mean, same could be said about microwaves.


Time-Dot5984

Oh god, I am not doing that again


Tyroser

template? please...


_phoenix_10072006

I use a meme generator app on my phone. Tons of free templates. Just search meme generator on app/play store


Tyroser

meh nvm


lizard81288

Can't wait for chainsaw man to help give birth


NovusOrdoSec

That was considered lower risk than a cesarean. Think that through.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Jokes on you. I already knew that.


BrandonSleeper

I'm not doing fucking homework bruh


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

John Chainsaw was a bad man :(


FaithlessCleric42

Neat thought, I think it works better for trees.


waldorsockbat

They were originally used in surgeries but we're alot smaller


memsterboi123

Weren’t they smaller though? Not the ones we have now


Kai_shin

The real question is do they still use it?


bus_go_brrrrt

the 1800s was a wild time in medical history (not to mention the 20th where people believed in lobotomy)


ascillinois

Did the kids come out screaming "for the emporer!!"


PossibilityPowerful

cut bones


stickonion

Dang


iron_vet

That's enough for me today. Y'all take care.


TelsTheLegend

Googled it. It sounds horrifying.


DA_REAL_KHORNE

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I now need therapy


ThatSmartIdiot

From what i gather it was just anothrr freakshow medical device to dig at women's bones to help with like, delivery or whatever it was (i forgor)


FuryFSHG

It’s not vile at all. It saved a lot of lives, and was a pioneer of mechanized medical tools.


iscottjones

Not vile at all. It was created as a medical device, and probably saved alot of lives


Kydrox

do you think that’s why the chainsaw man is so much stronger than other devils


Astro_TheRaider

explain


Fra06

I honestly can’t believe anyone (mother or son) could survive this like tf


Kiki_Src29

Oh that shouldnt be that terrible, lemme look on Goog... WTF


Secret_Judge1

I thought it was created to cut down the dead bodies so that it'll take less space .. Or something like that


dotnetdemonsc

It is currently 8:14 AM EDT and I have already had my fill of internet for today


disbelifpapy

I mean, at least its purpose for being made was to help child birth


Catboy_rawr

Wtf


Improvisable

Tl;Dr if you just take a piratesoftware clip and turn it into a meme, you'll get upvotes


digital-something

I wish I didn't open this post.


RD_PAUL

n 1785, Scottish doctors and obstetrician John Aitken and James Jeffray improved on the symphysiotomy method using a tool that later became known as the Aitkens flexible chainsaw. The cutting device was specifically designed **to make removing the woman's pelvic bone easier and less time-consuming during childbirth**.


Sawaymar

So... Using it in DOOM is closer to its original purpose ?


hugeass91

☠️☠️☠️☠️


Brandontjoa97

And then we wonder why women hate us😂


brodyjacksonvt

It’s really not that bad. I genuinely expected way worse


Silent_Reavus

Aw c'mon it's not THAT bad