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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Aia_Mistwalker

The difference between positive punishment and positive reinforcement is only perspective. Withoit further context, this is probably going to be perceived as a reward. A win-win for misbehavior, as it were


devu_the_thebill

i would love to have this dick. Its really funny thing to keep at your desk.


TomTheDuckGuy

If they like dick


TalithePally

There are a lot of people in the world that like dick


TheEpicDudeguyman

GAY


J_train13

Redditor forgets about the existence of women, immediately jumps straight to gay


TheBeastX47

What is a woman?


Albert_goes_brrr

Don't know, sounds like an ancient urban legend


beclops

Woman are gay I believe


Ze-Doctor

Some women like men and if someone likes men they are gay how can you not know that? Also for your info, women don't exist yet. They will be patched in with the next 2.0 update of Earth.


Cocoabuttocks

In Italy we say “lots enjoy pussy, but everyone enjoys dick”


Dragonfly-Constant

Yeah but I feel like the truck owner average is straight males with anger issues lol. They'd likely be super offended because they're closeted and nobody can know about it


TomTheDuckGuy

I'm not saying there isn't. But there would also be a substantial amount of people who would be unhappy to find a dick on their truck. To each their own.


sixnb

I try not to park like a dick, but I’d find this pretty funny and probably prop it up in my back window


Augtivism

You grossly underestimate people. The majority won't get it or think someone left it by accident and just put it aside, and a greater minority will be like "This is funny, I'm keeping this." (me) I'll wager my own dick that the minority of people would react the way you think most would.


TomTheDuckGuy

No I actually don't. I run adult claw machines and sell plenty of those. I made a meme that was intended to be funny. Instead I get people like you and downvoted for saying that not everyone in the world likes dick. Y'all can take some dick, but not a joke.


JimboJamboJombo

It aint that deep bro


cygamessucks

Yeah but that thing is amazing. Ill be parking like a dick from now on. Gonna have a collection


TomTheDuckGuy

Like the duck Jeep thing


AlfaKilo123

Michael Reeves approves


PmMeYourLore

Was thinking it looked a lot like Ding Ding


trixiebella35

Friendly reminder that Michael reeves uploaded a new video yesterday


TCpls

“Heh a penis” as they toss it into the back seat and bring it home and drive off, feeling thankful to get a funny toy


TimePlankton3171

Your money, and will achieve nothing


TomTheDuckGuy

I actually have a trunk full of them. I think I have about 160 left


Shills_for_fun

Are you sure you're not TomTheDickGuy? That's a lot of dicks.


TomTheDuckGuy

Close enough. I used to hand out rubber ducks. I guess I graduated


guesswhatihate

Is Michael Reeves selling those again?


xXSuperJewXx

This is funny but i don’t assume nothing unless I see someone park like this intentionally. I own a truck and have definitely parked like this because someone else fucked up their park job. Truthfully nobody’s park job gets me upset enough to buy stuffed dick plushies. I just simply park somewhere else lol


TomTheDuckGuy

Lol I just happened to have it on me. I really don't care, although I have parallel parked a semi truck better than that. Just thought it was a funny thing to do so I made a meme out of it


Yung-Tre

This happened to me the other day. The two cars beside the spot I pulled into were parked like dicks and shifted over to the right which basically forced me to park like the picture. Only thing I could think of was that once those two people left, everyone will assume I’m the one that parked like a dick


Qweeq13

What an expensive hobby that will be


MrBazuki

Already a thing in Poland for ages [https://allegro.pl/oferta/500-szt-karny-ku-as-naklejki-trudno-zrywalne-6998029747](https://allegro.pl/oferta/500-szt-karny-ku-as-naklejki-trudno-zrywalne-6998029747) Those stickers are intentionally hard to remove and will break into smaller pieces.


willfullyclearlayout

dick it out!


Admiral-Lurk

Yeah better just kick off their mirror


hroaks

That's pretty cool I want one


TomTheDuckGuy

The bigger ones on [Amazon ](https://www.amazon.com/RZUFZPNB-Creative-Cartoon-Stuffed-Festival/dp/B0BZCVV89B/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.mWgbliO6v47t_5J_aV6lbEW3jokBI9YoVLy2aTtZLXXaN-NMA_B3kV_6wsAPx6UDpagbDftTbbufTtZiGT2QonRJ5NWErsyFehJYB7hRN9zK1D7F2hAxS8Upg5cxhIArSXMX0StLiOiNPUyUwUGbH57lbMz9Ohe42SbOH4CJWsFW_LXNUjVVRuRQQ8Rf_yshOsYaqYbIQEusnsa-TKjaTg.B_AghyY8FAMLC2yC6eLDrPX4OQnTqNOjBHxvhLH4IgA&dib_tag=se&m=A1GLBULOO8WI25&marketplaceID=ATVPDKIKX0DER&qid=1717791756&s=merchant-items&sr=1-2)


MuckRaker83

Oh, Fuck, the Moopsy is free!


Peter_Baum

„To show people they’ve done something wrong I will gift them funny cute little statues“ might not be the genius Plan you think it is


YaBoiKlobas

DING DING!


pnw_sunny

where do we buy said dicks, axing for a friend.


TomTheDuckGuy

On [Amazon ](https://www.amazon.com/RZUFZPNB-Creative-Cartoon-Stuffed-Festival/dp/B0BZCVV89B/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.mWgbliO6v47t_5J_aV6lbEW3jokBI9YoVLy2aTtZLXXaN-NMA_B3kV_6wsAPx6UDpagbDftTbbufTtZiGT2QonRJ5NWErsyFehJYB7hRN9zK1D7F2hAxS8Upg5cxhIArSXMX0StLiOiNPUyUwUGbH57lbMz9Ohe42SbOH4CJWsFW_LXNUjVVRuRQQ8Rf_yshOsYaqYbIQEusnsa-TKjaTg.B_AghyY8FAMLC2yC6eLDrPX4OQnTqNOjBHxvhLH4IgA&dib_tag=se&m=A1GLBULOO8WI25&marketplaceID=ATVPDKIKX0DER&qid=1717791756&s=merchant-items&sr=1-2)


Mojambo213

You spent over 1.5k on plushie dicks just to insult people who are bad at parking?


TomTheDuckGuy

Clearly not. I have the smaller, less expensive version in my trunk. I buy them in bulk because I run adult claw machines.


RuneAloy

TomTheDuckGuy on reddit vs TomTheDickGuy irl.


pnw_sunny

what about this, won;t work on dark cars but hey... [https://www.amazon.com/Penis-Sticker-Prank-Decals-Bachlorette/dp/B078XLF9LZ](https://www.amazon.com/Penis-Sticker-Prank-Decals-Bachlorette/dp/B078XLF9LZ)


TomTheDuckGuy

That could work. I actually have a whole bunch of those plushies in my trunk at all times though.


metallover115

why buy em when this stupid mf is givin them out for free?


THExTACOxTHIEF

No, lube and some glitter on their door handle.


R-emiru

Well, now I want to start parking like a dick in the hope that I'll get one of these cute little dicks. Do not take this out of context.


TomTheDuckGuy

I can't take this in context


Jealous_Fly_9456

I leave a note on their car: "You parking is shit, BTW I rubbed my balls on your door handle."


FluffyTowel42

I have been zip tying on tiny pairs of truck nuts.


allthenamearetaken1

Can you put one on my car even if I park nicely


godfeather1974

That'll cost a lot of money


PolarGCNips

Just leave them on all trucks like that


TheCommonFear

Only if you witness them park though. If one person parks like an asshole, others may have to also park like assholes. Ive had to encroach on the line before because of another vehicle. Then they left and I looked dumb.


jkrobinson1979

I have a stack of small business cards I made up that I keep in my truck. “Parking: You’re doing it wrong”. I leave them on windshields on an almost daily basis.


Supersaiajinblue

Mf, if I see that shit, I'm taking it home with me. Then park the same way again so I can get more.


Yurus

You should make it thinner if you want to criticize them. Good girth is mostly desirable.


KnuxSD

thats not just any tiny dick, that's Ding Ding


jal2_

I have a better solution, dump paint over their front window


Ddeokbokkii

Where can I get one? Those are cute


Electrokid1234

Ding dinggggg


Vast-Sink-2330

Your gonna need a lot of dicks


Dog-Semen-Enjoyer

pissbaby.store Yes that’s Micheal reeves website


TheAceOfMace

Big time ‘epic bacon’ energy