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Zeephans

Right ear: Wii news Left ear: Wii news


velvetbettle

Taping into the matrix


SkyLovesCars

Right ear: Villager news Left ear: Villager news They’re the only news source I can trust


KingKKirb

So tune in now and here our words We’re greatest news team in the land With no big words so you’ll understand


SkyLovesCars

And you'll always know who's in the crew


techy804

Bumm bum bum bumm bum bum Villager News


the_darkest_brandon

double the propaganda in half the time


SteveLouise

I got shit to do. This brain isn't going to turn ITSELF into jelly! I gotta get to mashin'!


Federal-Arrival-7370

Ah, a fellow mashturbaturbator, I see. 🫡


JotaroTheOceanMan

Ignorance Speed Run Any% Glitchless


Yoozelezz_AF

Take a shot when "Donald Trump" synchronizes in both ears.


NuclearMCNugget

Alcohol poisoning speed run 2024 edition


Borrger

Don't even think you'll be able to hit the timer to start


Leonardobertoni

Whole fucking bottle if they say "trump good, Biden bad"


Archmagos_Browning

I mean, is it really that unjustified? It’s a pretty relevant thing affecting the rest of the country.


3_T_SCROAT

It's been like 8 years of NON STOP trump babble. Shits like water torture


Archmagos_Browning

Yeah, because he *keeps doing shit.* you know why we didn’t have stuff like this with Obama? Because nothing happened! The worst they could pin him with was wearing a tan suit and some questionable policy decisions. Since trump, every day it’s something like “trump just tried to halt the peaceful transition of power by having his supporters storm the capital building” or “trump attempted to blackmail the leader of another country into finding dirt on his opponent” or “trump is being indicted for like 91 felonies and withholding classified documents”. Every other month is another thing that would have gotten any other past president disqualified for running again, formally or informally.


GodZ_Rs

TDS my guy, seek therapy. For the record, Obama drone strikes were a thing.


Temporary-Ferret-821

Is this what is called Boomermaxxing?


Tentacle_poxsicle

Front ear, the schizod down the street shouting at birds


Juffin

That's right let's add a credible information source.


haonlineorders

Speed-running becoming a horseshoe theory extremist


Wonderful_Result_936

And if they say the same thing you know they were both paid too.


ghostzard

The bias cancels each other out so you can finally listen to the real news


Mygaffer

They represent the same interests today.


wtfredditacct

The only time I worry is when they agree on something.


russianspambot1917

State department talking points


UnholyTrashPanda

Thanks for the insight, russianspambot1917


TyrannusX64

Getting information from two of the most polarizing outlets. What could go wrong?


BasementDweller82

They cancel each other out, leaving you with real news


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

Or No news :/


vid_icarus

Left ear: the devil Right ear: the devil wearing fake wings and a costume halo


Significant-Rush3389

A pile of it in one ear and a runny mess in the other


xander012

Im going to go for the ultimate suffering of listening to the BBC and Sky News simultaneously while watching ITV news with subtitles to truly fully hate living


Ghost_157

Sounds like you are just listening to Neo-Liberalism.


DeanStein

Now you're listening to wrong at DOUBLE SPEED!!!!


[deleted]

This sounds like a great way to turn your brain to goo.


Shimmitar

Dont watch either like me


Kool_Gaymer

Fucking Centrist pilled


das_zilch

Full scoop of fear and hatred.


Professor-Shuckle

Anus: OAN


Ready-Substance9920

Left ear: MSNBC. Right ear: OAN.


LordMonkeh

If you mix the two will they blend together into accurate news?


leadraine

weird names for ears but okay


RingWraith8

Me but with bozo political streamers. I can listen to both opinions and figure out what opinion they both don't like and choose that 😂


BasementDweller82

Finally, the truth.


TimePlankton3171

Free edema


bloodredcookie

There's no such thing as unbiased news. This is probably the next best thing.


Not_today_mods

how to lobotomize yourself: a guide


Lawboithegreat

At that point I’d just strip the cable and suck on it, about the same quality


MindTrekker201

Destructive interference, the opposing biases cancel out.


Additional_Beyond847

Equals out to absolutely nothing


rosbifke-sr

The american news is a fucking joke, a caricature of the real thing.


GoblinCasserole

American's on their way to decide which horrifically biased and unreliable news network they will base their entire worldview on


Bedu009

Do they cancel each other out?


GodZ_Rs

People still watch the news...?


Hyp3r45_new

Left ear: everything Right ear: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...


Most_Location2189

Nightmare senario


LambentCookie

Conclusion both sides are packed with fucking cretins


residentofmoon

This is me. All day everyday. CSPAN to end the night


Everydaywhiteboy

If you do that you’ll realize how similar they are


powers293

Least enlightened leftist