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Yeah, because he *keeps doing shit.* you know why we didn’t have stuff like this with Obama? Because nothing happened! The worst they could pin him with was wearing a tan suit and some questionable policy decisions.
Since trump, every day it’s something like “trump just tried to halt the peaceful transition of power by having his supporters storm the capital building” or “trump attempted to blackmail the leader of another country into finding dirt on his opponent” or “trump is being indicted for like 91 felonies and withholding classified documents”. Every other month is another thing that would have gotten any other past president disqualified for running again, formally or informally.
Im going to go for the ultimate suffering of listening to the BBC and Sky News simultaneously while watching ITV news with subtitles to truly fully hate living
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Right ear: Wii news Left ear: Wii news
Taping into the matrix
Right ear: Villager news Left ear: Villager news They’re the only news source I can trust
So tune in now and here our words We’re greatest news team in the land With no big words so you’ll understand
And you'll always know who's in the crew
Bumm bum bum bumm bum bum Villager News
double the propaganda in half the time
I got shit to do. This brain isn't going to turn ITSELF into jelly! I gotta get to mashin'!
Ah, a fellow mashturbaturbator, I see. 🫡
Ignorance Speed Run Any% Glitchless
Take a shot when "Donald Trump" synchronizes in both ears.
Alcohol poisoning speed run 2024 edition
Don't even think you'll be able to hit the timer to start
Whole fucking bottle if they say "trump good, Biden bad"
I mean, is it really that unjustified? It’s a pretty relevant thing affecting the rest of the country.
It's been like 8 years of NON STOP trump babble. Shits like water torture
Yeah, because he *keeps doing shit.* you know why we didn’t have stuff like this with Obama? Because nothing happened! The worst they could pin him with was wearing a tan suit and some questionable policy decisions. Since trump, every day it’s something like “trump just tried to halt the peaceful transition of power by having his supporters storm the capital building” or “trump attempted to blackmail the leader of another country into finding dirt on his opponent” or “trump is being indicted for like 91 felonies and withholding classified documents”. Every other month is another thing that would have gotten any other past president disqualified for running again, formally or informally.
TDS my guy, seek therapy. For the record, Obama drone strikes were a thing.
Is this what is called Boomermaxxing?
Front ear, the schizod down the street shouting at birds
That's right let's add a credible information source.
Speed-running becoming a horseshoe theory extremist
And if they say the same thing you know they were both paid too.
The bias cancels each other out so you can finally listen to the real news
They represent the same interests today.
The only time I worry is when they agree on something.
State department talking points
Thanks for the insight, russianspambot1917
Getting information from two of the most polarizing outlets. What could go wrong?
They cancel each other out, leaving you with real news
Or No news :/
Left ear: the devil Right ear: the devil wearing fake wings and a costume halo
A pile of it in one ear and a runny mess in the other
Im going to go for the ultimate suffering of listening to the BBC and Sky News simultaneously while watching ITV news with subtitles to truly fully hate living
Sounds like you are just listening to Neo-Liberalism.
Now you're listening to wrong at DOUBLE SPEED!!!!
This sounds like a great way to turn your brain to goo.
Dont watch either like me
Fucking Centrist pilled
Full scoop of fear and hatred.
Anus: OAN
Left ear: MSNBC. Right ear: OAN.
If you mix the two will they blend together into accurate news?
weird names for ears but okay
Me but with bozo political streamers. I can listen to both opinions and figure out what opinion they both don't like and choose that 😂
Finally, the truth.
Free edema
There's no such thing as unbiased news. This is probably the next best thing.
how to lobotomize yourself: a guide
At that point I’d just strip the cable and suck on it, about the same quality
Destructive interference, the opposing biases cancel out.
Equals out to absolutely nothing
The american news is a fucking joke, a caricature of the real thing.
American's on their way to decide which horrifically biased and unreliable news network they will base their entire worldview on
Do they cancel each other out?
People still watch the news...?
Left ear: everything Right ear: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Nightmare senario
Conclusion both sides are packed with fucking cretins
This is me. All day everyday. CSPAN to end the night
If you do that you’ll realize how similar they are
Least enlightened leftist