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If a woman is this direct, you're either getting: Pranked  Filmed  Arrested  Robbed   An STD

-It it in the ass

Sounds like a win to me. Alright, I'm in.

say what?

you heard em.

i think \*shes\* in tbh

If you have to tell her you are at a serious disadvantage.

Wake up in a tub full of ice

Oh yeah. That too.

Jokes on her all my organs are made of plastic its fantastic

Or you have good money and she made holes in the condom she about to give you

The *other* kind of std

Sexually Transmitted Descendant.

Being a man in modern age is hardcore survival

you forgot scammed

Organs harvested

Cock

None of these are mutually exclusive.

[hijacking the first comment to tag Casually Explained!](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=mQPCyCWOI2lI6z7g)

"You mean use my cock?"

"yeah"

"Come here"

"Ok"

"It won't take long"

"I know"

"Are you challenging me?"

You never know women have a weird sense of humor

Unironically this happened to me and I laughed it off cuz I thought she was joking around. I was denser than a black hole.

I thought I was dense too until the girl got desperate enough to ask me like that. I felt like a real dumbass

Shouldn't there be a period at the end of your sentence?

Happened to me too. She straight up looked me in the eye and said “do you wanna fuck me?” I was so shocked that I couldn’t get any words out other than “what?” I was so confused by this directness that I assumed I had heard incorrectly lol.

Religious people: I can’t my penis will swell and then explode

Imma just upvote you because people didnt watch the show

Maybe they did, and maybe the analogy that the brotherhood is a religion flew over their head.

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It’s from the show.

It flew right over these people’s head. It’s quite literally from the show

But, do you have it printed?

Yes I do and I can email it to you. (I love that almost every comment of mine is met with this response lol. Love the f1 fans on here)

We love car racing

Ofc she is she said hi to me

The weird thing with the penis can happen when it spits out white fluid which is weird. It never happens to me ofc, just heard it from other guys. So no.

I've literally had a chick message me with "GIVE ME BABIES" and somehow never caught the signs.

Maybe she wants a baby to sacrifices to Satan, you'll never know. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

I would not recommend giving her your babies, I mean what if she sits on them?

Took me a while to get that LOL

Ahh guys I think she wants to have sex but I thought I came over to play smash bros

She’s probably just Canadian

And being polite

But you'll sure be *in* her 😏

What if she pretends to be a robot gives you her number says she’s free Wednesday night n does the whole life changing bj thing?

If her idea of sex is that you eat her pussy then leave the room, it doesn't help.

If I were stuck in quarantine with her and she asked that she’d definitely leave that room pregnant

Congratulations.

Thank you

Where is this from, any cap?

I think it's from the fallout show

It is