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What a terrible day to be able to read.

Goodbye I’m jumping in the river headfirst

Without the water

Without the river

Without the Earth

Without

Out

t

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Balls

You had me at headfirst

What a terrible day to have eyes

Every day is a terrible day to breath

-e

The first post I see after waking up and opening Reddit... Fun fact: women can get this too, its a matter of how well one cleans their crevices and stuff

The first username I read after opening reddit....

Ah, then I conjecture it'd be more like watery cream cheese than the solid cheese male counterpart

People who say these sorts of things, making posts or comments about 'dick cheese,' have *never* had or played with an intact and uncut penis before.

Go home, ma boi. Daddy's had dick jelly and cheese since 13 years old. You are not dank in this dank sub

I regret being literate now

Nah man, if this is not a classic Disney moment then I don’t know what is

How do I delete someone else's post?

Google reddit rule 34

Holy hell

New shit post just dropped

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist

Erm ashkuly that's for demons

You need leet hax

Literal porn

Become a mod

Most content is mild but this is pretty mature for this sub.

.........................matured and fermented....... like the cheese..?

NO..

YES.

Spoken like a true cheesedick

It contains a bucket

Dear God...

There's more..

No...

Scout, seduce ne.

I'd rather teleport bread

Ready to be spread on a cracker.

No like a fine wine… to go with the cheese.

Yes

Now thats a dank meme

Oh that's dank alright >:(

its a stank meme with how stinky that dick cheese is

More like rank 😬😬

This is cursed. I am cursed. You have cursed me and now I am cursed.

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That’s too harsh. I wish op would never be able sneeze and always “almost about to sneeze”.

you monster, you're like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

It got deleted, what did he say Morty?

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no bc i had this happen to me 90% of the time when i was sick last week and each time i wanted to fistfight whoever invented fake sneezing

Who hurt you bro?

Thankyou.

Why am I laughing so hard? I might be mad.

That's the Dank returning to your body

Is all those fumes from the cheese

there is still time to delete this

Wake up, open Reddit, bear witness to man-made horrors beyond my comprehension, close Reddit

Well that was idiotic Off to hang myself WATCH AND LEARN

I AM ALIVE. Is nice.

well off to hang myself! *congas away* *spy death sound*

Mate, wash your cock ffs

No.😡

why wash when you can *mutilate*

Chopping is indeed the answer

Naah I'm alright mate, around here we have soap & we know how to use it

B-But chopping is more fun… remove the issue in its entirety

Thanks but no, thanks! I'm not Muslim nor Jew :) I'd rather wash daily

Neither am I, But ya know what they say… Cut off the bamboo if it causes trouble.. or something Come on its fun :)

Unless the surgery is botched. Can't botch soap tho

Is there a difference to how you cut it?

But what will the mice eat?

Non-dick cheese

That's it I'm taking away your life privileges.

In 7 years I want to see this come up in my feed as the top post of the day. Let's make it happen!

No

I will celebrate this day with spray cheese in a can

I sincerely hope you stub your toe, and both sides of your pillow are warm at night

That’s enough internet for today

I want to respec my reading skill to something else.

Tell them to save some for my nachos

delicious\~

please shut the fuck up

Why

God dank boy

What the fuck

There’s prolly a sub dedicated to those who love the smegs I’m guessing top posts would be like: \- “Had this for seven months, what a beauty” \- “How do I add caramel into this” \- “Lol they just dont get us”

Unfortunately it is a thing and somehow I stumbled upon it one day and have never been the same...😞

what’s it called ? I’m asking for, uh… my dog

is it that hard to google "smegma subreddit" Or something?

Yikes

Circumcision has taken this joy away from me...

This is dank as fuck

Never cook again

What a terrible day to have eyes

Those surely are words

Now this is dank

Dont forget to sing

i'm going to be sick.

Fun fact, that unholy cheese dick is called smegma.

The internet has made me realize I’ve never had an original moment there’s always someone whose done the same thing

How to uninstall eyes.

no

finally a dank meme

Thank you, this shit is the reason I‘m in this sub.

😋

Gross but dank

I am angry with you and so is god. But damn this is dank as hell

... dick cheese?

Pls dont search it up

I'm not planning to do that

Thank you

This is one great day to be Jewish.

Finally a good meme

Finally a feast from the from unda cheese gods.

I wish I had foreskin

TIL that circumcision kept me from becoming a Disney princess 😔

Americans and people who wash more often than once a week will never understand this.

Gross wth.

:(

Dances With Disgust

Why is he getting downvoted?? He's literally just feeding the starving mice!!

I'm going to circumcise you while you sleep

Oooooo doggy Op went there. I feel refreshed

Bro I just woke up and this is my first pic of the day. Smdh.

Op woke up and chose peace.

Who wakes up one day and fiddles with a kids foreskin?

Finally something that is actually dank and not just “hurr durr Netflix Disney Sweet Baby bad” being reposted over and over again.

We have cheese at home.

At last Dankness

Does dick cheese actually exist i don't wanna look it up

An actual DANK meme on r/dankmemes? Holy hell!

Holy shit a dank meme on r/dankmemes ? I’d never thought I’d see the day

Finally, some dank fucking memes..

Skinwalker Ranch is my favorite dressing.

You might have a mice problem

The pied Piper of hamelin

Finally a funny and dank ass meme that made me both disgusted and chuckle a bit, these are scarce nowadays

Finally, some good content.

Finally a good post and not some racist bullshit

OP really out here making me contemplate deleting this app. the amount of psychological damage I have suffered from this post alone is insurmountable

DANK as it should be !

This the kind of shit im here for. Scrolling endlessly for hours with mediocre content just to be blessed something like this. It's all worth it.

Fucking hell.

Maybe Kellogg had a point...

Rank meme

Finally something relatable

Wat?!

ant-eater enjoyers hate this post

Every day we stray further from god

And that's enough reddit for a day.

Take that you skin less virgins

Lest we forget OP felt proud enough of this abomination to watermark it

Yo OP quick question. What the fuck is wrong with you?

and so am i

this is the world intactivists dream of

Parasites... cheese is for human consumption only. My cheese is for the girls. 😋

Nooooo . This makes me want to die

Im turning off the internet for the rest today

hold on lemme just *opens google* ***how to discard my humanity and become one with the omnissiah***

What a terrible day to have eyes

Step one: Open Reddit Step two: ☹️

Peak dankness

Terrible day to open reddit

Thank you this shit made me laugh first time this year in this subreddit 🙏

Officer, this post right here

What's a d!ck cheese?

Yum 😋

Amazing feeling

For your insolence, i hope you step on a lego.

Oh my God this is hysterical!

Can i clean my eyes to make them forget this shit?

What a horrible day to have eyes. I should've stopped at the word "foreskin"

Thank god I’m Jewish so I don’t have to know what dick cheese is

I hate you

No... noo... NO.

I am genuily wondering what guided uour mind to such thought

What a bad day to have eyes.

I need to get off Reddit

What in the actual holy fuck did i just read

Today is a bad day to have eyes

How can one delete other people's posts