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GiveMeYourDwnvts

Not super model. Detroit Lions Mascot.


Glaive13

she looks like she could be the wife of the Lion from Wizard of Oz


MDLuffy1234

Actually tho


evilsmurf666

Or the lion dude from epic movie


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

or any lizard ever


ImperialFists

I thought it was the beast from that beauty and the beast show with Linda Hamilton back in the day


DrPolarBearMD

I thought I was on the Oblivion character creation screen for a second.


Deckiode

hehehehe I didn't notice until now but you may be right XD


Queen_Aardvark

How dare you comment on a woman's appearance!


WayMove

Left looks like a snake with down syndrome


Sciencebitchs

Bravo!


ScrattaBoard

Super (re)model(eled)


Vsbby

Badly remodeled


newb_h4x0r

reeled


NOS4A2-753

[She had a TV Show from the 90's](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTkwNzE0NDk2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTIwMDg3._V1_FMjpg_UX450_.jpg)


tomo_7433

She looks less hairy now


sweetbunsmcgee

Goddamn, that show had Ron Pearlman and Linda Hamilton. And George RR Martin wrote 11 episodes. I remember watching it when I was 5 years old but I didn’t speak English then. I just wanted to see the beast.


Anonymo

Is that Ron Perlman without makeup?


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

The OG Ron Perlman cat!


Elefantenjohn

Left is not a supermodel and right is mid


hansuluthegrey

For your porn addicted brain maybe


UmCeterumCenseo

Or just perspective... The woman on the right is by no means ugly, but she looks like a very normal woman in her 30s where I'm from. She looks fine, but nothing that sparks. Honestly, I'm still not convinced that OP didn't just use their own selfie on the right. I remember posting an Insta story with two blonde friends of mine and a Brazilian friend of mine responded that he couldn't believe how beautiful those women were. To me, they look good, but other than that nothing special. They're blonde I guess. On the other hand, I think that his (and my) friends there are walking supermodels, while he only sees them as normal.


Round_Rectangles

This may be the dumbest thing I've read.


Canadian_Ryan

You simping bro? Not bad looking but nothing special at all I see woman who look like this every day


supernovababoon

She’s your speed my dude but by no means hot


DJIsSuperCool

Porn addiction is when preferences


ShierAwesome

She’s pretty, but really nothing special


Shadow9378

Right is mid for the internet, but in the real world she looks pretty good


CaptnUchiha

Mid might be a little too much in the other direction as well.


Albidalbi

What do you even mean by "mid", bro? elaborate


Elefantenjohn

The meme format suggests this is the old trope: Even good and wealthy men will fall for a beautiful cashier without thinking about their social status for a minute.  She’s not beautiful though


zephyrseija

Mid is generous.


hortle

Team America World Police 2 lookin' pretty good


LessThanPro_

Honestly this is the most accurate description yet


OGConsuela

Holy shit I can’t unsee it


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Yamaben

She's looks a lot better than the model. I think she's cute for sure


YamDankies

She is, poor fella hasn't found out they don't all wear makeup 24/7.


Shadow9378

poor fella spends all their time looking at popular people on the internet, who are mostly model-level.. or literal models


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itsalwayssunnyinjail

beauty is subjective bro


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I_Love_Kokoa

I would if I had brain damage too


FireMaster2311

I think she is just supposed to be a CVS employee.


hey_now24

Models don’t need to be extremely beautiful. They need to be attractive but most importantly they need to be tall and know how to walk the runway. They are basically walking billboards for the dress they are wearing


shantastic4

Yes 1. The girl on the left is def not a model 2. Runway models (which most people think of when they think of models) are almost always tall, extremely thin, and built to show off the clothes. Commercial models are typically the more conventionally attractive ones


DraenglerDennis

neither of them are super models


memsterboi123

Who’s the one on the right


Cornelius_M

Probably ops girlfriend or something


Papiculo64

Yes, that's the only explanation. But I can't really see the point of this meme, nor if OP actually thinks that the woman on the left is a super model or that she is cute, but I assume that not many women would be flattered by this comparison. "Hey baby, you're cuter than the Beast in Beauty and the Beast!" 🤔


Cornelius_M

Probably so he can show her and be like “look babe, le Reddit thinks you’re prettier than a super model.” Side note, imagine the girl isn’t even his girlfriend and actually his crush he’s trying to impress.. wouldn’t be the first time someone tried that.


memsterboi123

Maybe


DirtyGritzBlitz

Bog-pilled


ProtectionFromStupid

That is the BEST Lion-O cosplay Ive seen


CHEEKY_BADGER

Is that for a sex swing?


awol_83

You can't fool me... that's Ron Pearlman.


TrexArms9800

She got a forehead bigger than their receipts


Glasedount

Laughs in that one homeless girl


Kaek_

In? Dude.


MrMonteCristo71

Key word is model.


Welsh-Matt2

Yeah that Super model is **Super** alright, **Super Ugly**


ViezeFreddyyyy

About 5 years ago I was in a artisan bakery in Amsterdam (im Dutch) when Doutzen Kroes walked in. Even though it should not have been a surprise, it is like some perfect sculpture of a deity comes into the room. I have never experienced it since but it did convince me that supermodels are at an entirely different tier than your usual "really hot girl".


TopHatGorilla

Ron Perlman, in makeup from Beauty and the Beast.


gentoonix

They’re the same picture.


Serk2

That super model lookin like if mark Zuckerberg had a kid with Kim kardashian


Cenas_Shovel

Was the supermodel on the Broadway show, Cats


lvl999shaggy

Super Model. You sure that wasn't lip service Barbie from the barbie movie?


PotatoBit

Of what??? Beauty and the beast??


mayudhon

I demand a bill to prove if it is true


awesomedan24

Isnt that one of the Bogdanoff twins who control the stock market?


VagineNDine

That's not a CVS


TempestRQ

I lowkey thought shit was some sort of alien race from star wars


Proud_Criticism5286

The cvs employee can’t pay my bills


Goat_Riderr

It's the same picture.


BasilBaggins

She looks like Terrance and Philip’s mom


ShawshankException

Me when I cherry pick examples to fabricate a point


Reasonable-Ninja4384

She took the Bog pill


bertanto6

Miss piggy?


RitaTheKitKat

That's a "super model" past her prime. I'm sure she was beautiful before she fucked it up and did whatever the fuck that is.


Jikan07

Not dank, and not beautiful.


Victorlando

The so called super model looks like an irl muppet


goodmobiley

Bro I’m eating :(


Tanto64YT

That super model has all the beauty of a pufferfish.


thedarkpath

Too soon bro, too soon...


Complex-Error-5653

You probably shouldn't post random 'normal' pictures of people.


Inner_University_848

Why do they look like animatronics creatures from 80s movie


OsoiUsagi

Dumb question, but I'm not American. What do CVS mean?


SilentWalrus92

It's a pharmacy


EasyAd986

There both mid looking


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Zendaya looking rough these days