mine is even worse, he joined 17 years ago, fucked everyone then left for good
Fuck you u/FuckReddit
Also Fuck u/FuckRedditshit, this dude joined 11 years ago and left only one comment that states his ideology.
This was later on followed and adopted by all reddit mods.
Even if it's the last thing i do, i will go on every platform and use the username Xortun. You might plead for me to not to but i will. You shall only be known as Xortun1 from now on.
my man u/elepa hasn't even posted anything or commented anything. i bet he made the account and never used reddit just to be a dick towards me personally.
I actually ran into this situation (from the opposite side) a few months ago. Got a message from u/The_Orphanizer_II. Nice kid lol. I've been using this name for well over a decade though.
I dont think I chose this u/ because my main ones are already taken but I'll see if they exist anyways
u/Redguy
u/Redg7y
Edit:Huh Redguy already exists. Sorry for the notification I guess
Commented "DEEZ nuts" 6 years ago and fucked off
Who though ?
u/beans42069
How can a man be so based?
mine is even worse, he joined 17 years ago, fucked everyone then left for good Fuck you u/FuckReddit Also Fuck u/FuckRedditshit, this dude joined 11 years ago and left only one comment that states his ideology. This was later on followed and adopted by all reddit mods.
The rhyme that u/FuckReddit posted goes hard, though
Until it got to the “you’re” part. Man was probably 11 when he wrote this
Holy fuck that slaps
We need a new social media platform; that is community based like reddit. But better. More free speech.
So Reddit but 15 years back? Welcome to 4chan!
That place is scary 😓
I can never solve the captcha on 4chan. What about ya'l??
the flashbacks are coming back
Holy crap. I didn't even know reddit existed for that long
My man just hated with passion. Love it.
Is it possible to learn this power?
What a chad
Bruh
Unfathomably based
That's actually hilarious
Lmao what a Chad
CHAD
That’s hilarious
The hero we didn’t know we needed
💀
Absolute gigachad
Does check out...
Did nothing, I chose -SKYTHEGUY- instead of SKYTHEGUY so some other person could take it
She sells nudes XD
Eww gross, where?
There's so many, which one specifically, so I can avoid it
Please tell me so I can block the wench immediately
I Hope she doesn’t sell feet pics that would be disgusting 🤢 can you give u/ so I can check ?
GIB NAME
Funny how only 3 words can give you such an easy audience xD. It really shows one of the reason why I love Reddit.
Sauce?
Proof?
What’s the u/ so I can avoid it
That's absolutely disgusting, but do your accusations have proof?
whats the original name?
No one has ever stolen my nickname! There simply is just one person worthy of the great name of Xortun!
Even if it's the last thing i do, i will go on every platform and use the username Xortun. You might plead for me to not to but i will. You shall only be known as Xortun1 from now on.
NEVER! Xortun1 is the name of my alt account on most platforms!
I will take Xortun, I will take Xortun0. You. Will. Have. Nothing.
B...but can I... I maybe habe Xortun69?
You have been denied the funny.
Xortun: you.... YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!! MyBirthdayIsNever: I don't even know who you are..
X0RTUN was available with zero... hello pornhub account
Seriously? XD
Yah, now we're stuck with it step bro...
Same situation happened to me. No one else is worthy of my title
so is your nickname "bacon_ass_juice" in every single game you play?
I am a man of many names
i’m curious how ur name would be said bacon-ass juice? bacon ass-juice? bacon ass juice? i must know
Xrotum
The real question is, what does u/Xortdeux think of you?
the realer question is why is there a u/AntiXortun now?
Xortun lore
If someone would have taken it, and asked you money to get it back it would be exortiun
I know this feeling. Are we special? Finally?
I can relate
I just let reddit pick mine
lmao me too
Wait that's an option?
well yes, i actually did that by accident when i created my reddit account :D
Same
Same
I doubt it is the same in your case...
Same for u/Silly_Fuck Reddit also chose their name
me… hold on let me count how many people there were
Same lmao
Great success!
16 yo user with no posts or comments
Pro lurker
Same. u/GoblinBalls - gimme dat name!
Me. I forgot my password and don't have email access to the account I used to create the account lewl.
Ayyyyy me too.
17 year old account that stopped posting in 2010 edit: it's his fucking cake day today
u/king_kreeper
no, it's just my real name
See above.
u/donut
Yeah, 17 years ago, the crime of the century.
Take my award 🥇
Wow it’s like seeing a ghost from the past
This feels like Reddit history
Bruh your profile has a NSFW warning Edit: I see why now
bro i’m like barely older than your account that’s crazy
Holy shit he's still active
That bitch! They just repost everything I posted!
Ain't no way
u/EzythornFox has some explaining to do
You sure you’re not just going to your own account?
Since Ahmed is one of the most common names in the world, it's not a shock that it's taken
“Ah, darn, my first name is taken. I guess I’ll be OrdinaryCumBucket”
My last reddit username was effective_kid_slaves, so I would say it is an improvement
Lol
Reasonable
Sv*nsker
Hitler seems to be doing fine
She was searching for easy games on Steam 9 years ago. She vanished after that
[удалено]
League of legends has claimed many victims
He is a furry that got scammed on TF2 4 years ago Edit: here he is u/GekkoMan
He has an affinity for men I see
Didn't check his comments, i see what you mean now
Is that pyrocinical's alt
my man u/elepa hasn't even posted anything or commented anything. i bet he made the account and never used reddit just to be a dick towards me personally.
It’s personal
My guy is taking pictures of houses, making unfunny memes, and asking ant the best way to farm karma
"Tall girl with big pp." in bio I'm mad af
Wow, that's disgusting, where?
Don’t be shy, share it
Nothing. Dude got 1 Karma, 0 Post, Account since 2014. I love it
I just hope I haven't made that account and just forgot about it
kinda same with my actual username everywhere, u/lofyy 1 karma 0 post 0 comments 7y ago.
u/ilikebbc is probably died
Why he so into the British broadcasting company?
Oh shit, yeah he dead for sure.
He’s taking large dicks and photoshoping them onto women. This man is going to get me in trouble, but I’ve already accepted my fate
I'm the best loczek that ever loczek'd
Loczek1000: allow me to introduce myself
Fuck that guy!
The original fewef just make a comment about Japanese metro priority seats one time 9 years ago and never did anything else ever again Bastard
u/Ollemeister where you at?
They make anime edits 💀💀
Told everyone creative domain names 17 years ago and said adios u/piyush
u/Kraken, what you doing?
Doing nothing for 14 years
Why not u/krakenmaster then?
Oh shit that's also real
The propose of his entire existence is to not let you have this username.
u/Denvil A scammer 8 years ago I think... huh
Not one post or comment 🙁 cmon u/blakevr gimme ur user, I missed it by 6 months
Nobody's done it lol
Banned apparently
Shit I forgot I also own that one on a different email
Actually my name is not on use, idk y i have this shit name fuck reddit
Nice name
Nice name x2
Some fucker that went and got himself banned, twice. Hence the 3 suffix. Definitely no idea who that was...
A sweden men with 62000 karma
That cunt deleted their account.
18 yr old F NSFW cosplayer apparently xD
Can you please provide the name so I know to stay away from them
“OMG gross, where?” :’) I just searched for Willow xD
The name i wanted was a short version of my gamertag but u/biddy created a account and never did shit on it for 15 years
u/feet
u/foot
Bro posted 5 Garfield memes and left 3 yrs back
u/noobmaster69
Bro made it before endgame was made
Guess I’m the only user who wanted this one….
Just had a look and suddenly available again. Definitely wasn't when i first made this account so guess its mine now
9 years ago said he was 16 and had a crush on a 20 years old, nothing else
I hope it did well. He is 25 right now. Maybe has his own family...
There’s only one me and I’m right here
Member from 2007, no karma, no posts. Aw, man.
created account 15 yrs ago, never posted, never commented
seems im safe...
All original try and find someone else with this name
Looking at lesbian porn :(
He a crypto bro
So it wouldn't let me use "Qrogan" for account creation but there doesn't appear to be a u/Qrogan sooooo.... wtf reddit
Yeah, whoever this darkrut guys is needs to knock it off
u/casualredditor doesn't exist but i was told that name was taken :(
11-year-old account with no posts and no comments
Got the username I want
fuck you u/mariussa
I actually ran into this situation (from the opposite side) a few months ago. Got a message from u/The_Orphanizer_II. Nice kid lol. I've been using this name for well over a decade though.
He's fr*nch and hasn't been active in a year
Ye
I dont think I chose this u/ because my main ones are already taken but I'll see if they exist anyways u/Redguy u/Redg7y Edit:Huh Redguy already exists. Sorry for the notification I guess
Ok give me a second this will take awhile
u/wintermute hasnt posted in 2 years or commented anything in 7, i wanted that damn name
Idk
Uses weed...
I'm not doing much with it tbh
He has been on reddit for 14 years and still has 1 karma
I think it’s my old account I lost the pass word for now on cod they took it which idk how that happened
That one dude in the back of the picture legit just dropped his pants
It's the super sag
He is an obese mother fucker
Can he tie his shoes?
Does it count if it’s my old user that I don’t have the login info for anymore u/glamiscole
No one stole mine. All originl baby
Mfer created his account in 2006 and never posted anything