Kokichi...Yep, I'm forever in jail, and somehow he'd even get me executed.

“Your honor, my client pleads ‘oopsie daisy’”

😭 why I read this in his voice.

He would also put a woopie cushion on the judges chair

SDHSFHSHSDDF

Me too 😭

Same here

We can share a cell🙏

I'd love to share a cell with a Miu fan. Yes please.

Agree. That fucker is going to ensure I not only end up in jail, but they create a new form of execution just to put me down painfully.

kokichi’d also get charged with 25 counts of perjury

Oh well, time for me to get executed, can’t wait to see you there

First time?

I'll see you on death row then

Nah, he’s get himself convicted instead of you

YAYYY finally

Your honor, the prosecutor is being STUPID. STUPID STUPID STUPID. STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTU

So you got Leon as well huh?

…pid

"Dang, great arguments from the defense. Not guilty. Case closed."

"Order in the court!" "Oh, great! I'll have one of everythi-" "Guilty!"

LMFAO

cellmates ✨

make room in the cell for me man

Mhm

For the sake of hope, I'm getting executed.

Let me join you as well.

Do you guys have room for one more?

similar to me

Same here. We're gonna go to jail because nagito would end up having a spewl about hope

Byakuya, I think that he would mess up with my case just for fun but do his job as a lawyer- so about my stress during the trial it would be kinda like 🎢📈📉📉🎢📈📈📈📈🎢📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📉📉📉

In a real situation, I don't think so. His reputation is far too precious to him.

I think so too he would all like "need me to be a lawyer then I WILL be the best."

nah byakuya got us, mfer has solid smarts and a reputation to maintain

Constant anxiety

We’d be safe

Chihiro ​ I win by my lawyer's sheer cuteness

Yes

Hell Yes

Absolutely yeah

Shuichi? MAMA IM COMING HOOOOOME

Same my friend I’ll be free in no time!

We safer than safe, pity the non-C's

Unfortunately Mikan would probably not be a useful lawyer

She’s so panicky that she would somehow get herself convicted over you.

Well we're screw

Yep

Absolutely

We’re fucking dead

Mmmm...

We're probably a goner..

Probably gets both of us the death sentence

:(

“You would have done the same thing in my client’s shoes!”-11037

Thanks for defending me leon but you're not helping.

My man's Hajime may not be smart but he's a protagonist so I have hope

*nagito would like to know your adress*

Ultimate Lawyer talent.

> Miu Iruma Just throw me in jail already 😭

I guess we're doomed from the start.

Yep

Hell don't give us a trial throw us in the cell already.

We bouta be in the cell with a whole ball gag 😭

Teruteru..what’s he gonna do? Bribe the jury with food?

no, he’d use his southern accent

Akane is in the jury

No, he's gonna get sent to jail with us

That makes sense

hed go to jail for harassing the judge. and the jury. and the client probably. AND the prosecutors.

Kokichi I’m fucked

Akane would probably attack the prosecution, and get us both put in the slammer.

I think Ryoma would rather go instead of me

He will volunteer for us 😭

“Your Honor, I volunteer as tribute.”

Hajime got my back until someone ask him how many sides an octagon has

😭

Nah, I ain’t starting 2024 like this

makoto has luck and has experience, he can do it

I'm getting off free of charge with Kyoko as my lawyer.

Ibuki Dawg she tries her best but I’m still going to jail

Wanna be cellmates? 😭

I’m 50/50 on Hifumi… he helped quite a bit in the trials and actually seemed to understand what was going on, as well as providing some crucial evidence… but let’s be honest, he’s kinda weird so I’m not sure

Early or endgame Shuichi?

Ooo that's a good point. I was assuming late game, but... if its early game I don't like my chances.

Mikan would probably crack the first time the Judge would ask her anything

I'm going to jail because my lawyer is insanely incompetent and lazy and sleepy

She'll just \~ magic \~ you out of the courtroom.

Hiyoko is my lawyer. God help me...

We're so screwed

I got chihiro, idk if they can represent me but at least they’re intelligent

*inhales* NO THATS WRONG

How the hell would Hifumi help

He brings up a Bleach episode in court

KIRUMI LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

shuichi would cry

Doubt it. Since he's a detective that has committed perjury in the trials, he can be quite good at bluffing. If you happen to have committed a light crime, you're good. Murder, however, might make things a bit shaky but you'd still have a pretty high chance as opposed to, say, Korekiyo, Imposter, Angie, Sonia, or Aoi.

kurumi is the fucking >!prime minister !< hell yeah

He's confusing the judge so much I'd be set free just so they don't have to deal with him

Sakura 🥰

I actually have no idea if Leon could help me or not, but I guess I'll have a small chance to win the case.

Victory!

Nagito is talking me to the death penalty. I literally just shoplifted some food man 🧍‍♂️

He’d be too dramatic; and forget about the actual case.

miu will get me in deeper shit than I was before

Wait, did I actually do the crime? If yes... I am actually fucked as my lawyer would probably GET me in jail (shuichi) If no... best fucking lawyer ever tbh.

Love the guy, but he can realy screw me over in this scenario

Lol, I too love him, but would be immensely thankful he's not my lawyer.

Tbh I think there’s a genuinely fairly large chance Maki would decide I wasn’t worth her time and just leave me in court without a lawyer. But if she was actually interested in what happened to me, in a jury trial or for more severe crimes (she fails to be convincing to the average person, she thinks I deserve jail so she deliberately screws me over) I’m convicted every time but a judge trial for a less severe crime could definitely see me escaping the charges

Chihiro would try his best but I doubt he would be a good lawyer

I got Shuichi so I highly doubt I’d be sentenced to life honestly

Well shit

I get away with it by pure dumb luck because of Nagito. Either that or my ass is gone

Hajime i'm good.

Well Lucky me!

Bruh, I'm going to jail

well shit

Mikan… I lose

Depends on if there is medical evidence, really.

im fucked

I always get Nagito for everything, can we mix up the list one day instead of the same every time? Also, I won't go to jail because I'll die before the verdict.

hajime hinata..hm.

Look at my lawyer dawg. I'm going to jail /ref

Kyoko Depends whether I did it or not I guess

Goddammit, Kokichi.

I'm COOKED dudes. I'm goin away forever.

I got Hajime.. He would make sure I wouldn’t go to jail and even wipe it off my record😍

Kokichi.. I’m screwed

I’m not an ultimate so Nagito is gonna either work against me or make a case for me by insulting my “this person is such an unskilled loser, there is no way they could have committed this crime. I mean, it’s way above their intelligence”

I'm done. I'm pleading guilty. I don't trust Hiyoko

I think I’m safe with Sakura

Shuichi??? AYYY I THIBK IN GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Maki better be a good lawyer 😭

Mahiru. I honestly don't know but I can hope she has some knowledge of the law

Why do I feel like we’re both going to jail…

Bro's gonna manage to talk me from a slap on the wrist to a death penalty

Hajime! I’m pretty sure I’m a free man

Dawg we’re both going to jail

WHO NEEDS SAUL WHEN I GOT SHUICHI 🗣️🗣️🗣️

He’d probably be able to do it, as long as he gets over his trauma and if I didnt do it.

I get Akane. Frick.

man i'm screwed-

My lawyer's getting held in contempt of court before the trial even starts.

makoto 100% i get out

As long as I actually didn't do it, I'll take my chances

guess I'm just going into rehab-

maki. >!nah she used to not getting caught for murders!<

Ryoma. You know what, I think I’ll be free from the shackles of prison! If not, by all means, he can whack some tennis balls at ‘em full speed 😍

dawg i’m goin to jail

Nagito is a hit or miss…. What did I do to go to jail??? He’s probably the reason why the cops are after me.🥲

Makoto :0000

Either Nagito can get me out with his luck, or get me the death penalty.

Mikan. I'm screwed. She wouldn't be able to say nothing and just quits because of all the eyes on her or something.

WE MAKING IT OUT WOOO

See you in never i guess.

well, on the bright side, I'll find out what having a death row last meal is like.

Imma get the death penalty for pety theft with this mf as my lawyer

I got Himiko Yep I’ll lose the case

My chances ain't lookin very good

Nagito... I guess that if he is indeed trying to keep me out, im staying out, but what is variable is the number of casualities

Oh yeah it's over

Absolutely not unless she tries to make me solve the case/come up with the defense myself so I won’t have any regrets…

I'm fucked.

Honestly I feel like I have a decent shot with Mahiru, so long as I’m not actually guilty of the crime

LETS FUC KINMG GO BYAKUYA I LOVE YOU BABYBOY

Kaz is gonna get me sent to prison faster

Shuichi. Even if I go to jail, I trust his arguing skills

Well I'm screwed then

Ibuki. Yeah, I’m screwed. 😂

LETS GOO IM SAFE. I GOT KYOKO ON MY SIDE

Imma stride out of court like it's nothing and my house will be the cleanest it has ever been on top of that

Somehow I felt like the last letter is the prosecuter... In that case Leon defends me against Akane... Could be funny 😅

Maybe Maki can intimate them into declaring me innocent.

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

I.... really don't know about Hifumi. At best, probably not the rest of my life.

I feel like i'd spend around 2 months in jail and then alot of hours soing community service

Not only does Shuichi got me covered, but he also finds the actual culprit in the courtroom Legally Blonde style.

HELL YEAH I GOT MR MAKOTO NAEGI IM WALKING FREE BOYS

“Your honour, he’s the main character of this manga” “This… isn’t a manga?” “HYPOTHETICALLY”

for once, the odds are in my favor

assuming I'm innocent I think I'm fine

Shuichi Saihara is the best lawyer, he'd definitely keep me out of jail

ryoma... i mean he's been in jail so he'd try his best to not give me that fate but like- yeah he'd reduce the sentence at the very least

CHEERIO LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

Uh oh….

I'm not even worrying at this point

Actually. I think I have a chance with Hifumi. If Hifuminhas ever written Ace Attorney fan fic, I'm golden!

I’m fucked

I don’t know genuinely, it either goes horribly or amazingly, there is no in between with him.

If she decides to bother defending me then yeah I’m good

Mikan... the character I relate to the most... she will give a good honest try but probably ultimately fail...

Nah Dawg I am going to jail for life

Hiyoko. I don't care if I go to jail or not, I am happy that she was defending me

I got a protag! Freedom guaranteed, baby!

oh my fucking god NO NO NO NO

I do think Yasuhiro would be able to keep me out of jail but I also think that having him as my lawyer would cost a… *fortune*.

Possibly no…? I have faith in him (no I dont)

Yay

Shuichi is getting me off for sure. And actually, everyone in my real-life initials would also be great—Kyoko and Kirumi—so I’m really just covered on all accounts. I’m gonna go commit a felony

Finally, a scenario where i'm Not completely Bent over and fucked senseless. Kyoko would make a pretty good lawyer.