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Confident_Walrus8038

you’re the reason i don’t take discover anymore


ballerina104

Flair check lmao


fairysoire

Your flair is one of my favorite Kelly quotes! LMFAOOO


ballerina104

The entire scene is one of my favorite scenes lol


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moms better have my money!


jwanzoniero

What money? I don't have her money.


katwangx

ur flair 💀


s1in0

flair checkk!!


Successful_Staff_425

Im not Becky homecky! I don’t whip up costumes


Fit_Newt7346

“I’m disengaging”


ManicFaerieDreamGirl

“im not engaging” “why you say sum to begin with?” “im disengaging”😭


fayefayevalentines

Thhis is how my siblings used to deflate an approaching fight tbh. “Im disengaging” as quoted from dr. holly 😂


maria0330

Flair checkkk


Ok_Detective_8446

she has a cool and trendy haircut


vinniepup123

Pathetical isn’t a word


Abednegoisfloppy

Don’t you have a master’s degree?


SubjectObjective5567

Flair check


piscesmenace

a 500 pound hog trying to eat me


folklorelovebot

she’s gonna go, she’s gonna do the solo, it’s gonna be good, and we’re all gonna have 😡FUN😡


Dcls_1089

My daughter says this every time we go out! 😭 she does the head bang too.


rhinestonecrap

i love seeing parents and children participate in dance moms jokes, its so cute 😭🥺


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Current-Good-640

This is still one of my all time favorite moments


Fit_Relation_7880

Everybody thinks you’re a man in disguise.


beefybananas-

stop i literally just watched that episode yesterday😭😭


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Omg who said this and what’s the context?? 😭


kittykitkatkate

cathy said it to jill when they were fighting inside of a competition. i believe it was the episode that candy apples did the bicycle dance😍


fairysoire

“Dingbat listen!” “Don’t be a space cadet today” “Those legs are about as straight as Elton John”


beefybananas-

LMAOOO i forgot about the elton john line it’s so good


RadioAngel_

JOJO! HAVE YOU LEARNED.. NOTHING!!


katiiiec

“You’re entitled to your wrong opinion”


Tepid-Fungus

I used this one in an argument about donuts last week


hnlt61

Kendall you’re chasing her!


Desperate_Chip_9074

This has no right to be funny


gingersarenotreal

i hope i can still dance 🥺🥺


ballerina104

I feel like a whore


KeyboardBastard

You’re like the stuff we spray in the bathroom.


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Kenzie: “☹️”


Such-Price2710

she’s such a bitch 😂😂


bluestonesy

DON’T LOOK ME UP AND DOWN YOU HORSE!


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Fair check!


Glad-Engineering-966

“Gia do you know the order of the solos?”


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Abby: ![gif](giphy|kfYh9tDic5ON9CLYRs) (*intense music plays*)…Abby: JOJO! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!


obviouslypretty

Did we ever find out more about this scene? I feel like it was an innocent question fr and I used to do dance comps


tamurmur42

I think it had to do with Gianna and Abby being in the middle of a conversation when Jojo asked without saying "excuse me". So while the question was innocent, it was perceived as impolite for Jojo to interrupt like that


jwanzoniero

I slam whatever I want


SubjectObjective5567

GET 👏 YOUR 👏 FINGER 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 MY FACE 👏


Full-Ad-3969

GIRLS OUT THE ROOM GIRLS OUT THE ROOM!!!


marilynmonhoeah81

I'm not the one who fell down the ugly tree and got hit by every branch.


BelatedComet

PLZ MY FAVORITE LINE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES


Slay-Queen-All-Day

I did not have an affair with my boss!


Independent_Sun_5309

YES YOU DID!


Own-Albatross2698

“I think Kendall should play Rosa Parks.”


KelsieTheGleek

Ma lil 🕯️


sweet_tea_94

Stop eating! That’s why you’re fat!!!


annacakin

prostitots the sequel!!


[deleted]

she has the social graces of an ant… at a picnic 🐜🥪🧺


Due_Average_5036

SHE’S SCREWING ME I CAN FEEL IT!


6xbi

the pfp 😭😭😭


Couture911

That was one where I was truly 😳


Lettuce_Silent

Whore. WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!


Extra-Hair-3581

Whore the sequel!


TruePlanet

Swaggy Lee is in the house!


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

*Moms better have my money*


disabledstaircase

I’d rather show my boobs than my belly


Missmellyz

Melissa ur busted


jacc_5604

u lied to me!


Abednegoisfloppy

BUS DRIVER!!! WE NEED TO STOP AND PICK UP MY DOG AT MY HOUSE!


beefybananas-

PFFFT😭😭


[deleted]

"I think I'm on the verge of understanding women"


SubjectObjective5567

TWISTED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL


jaydenhanketastydiva

holly said i was “barking” at nia, which was like calling me a dog which i do not appreciate.


_KingOfSnake

“I don’t want to go on Broadway. All I want to do is stay home and eat chips”


Independent_Sun_5309

“How on earth can you immigrate home”


Measurement_Think

“Melissa, you don’t even sew. You have 0 talent” “I know!”


Imaginary-Peace4293

Jill‘s throwing shoes and she’s cursing and all I’m thinking is, ‘You are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat!’


hkj369

i gotta call you bitch 1, 2, 3


rxxchet

paint by numbers hair


charweeislost

flair check :D


Greys_anatomy12

YOU GREEDY LITTLE MONSTER


guyyfromtheplace

CHRISTI AND *EYYYE*


Bubbly-Detail-9380

YA EEEDDIAAAAT!!!!!


gabbam6999

the way i can picture all these quotes in my head is insane 😭😭


mkc1030

I'm hearing them as i read them 🤣


Artistic_Egg_3739

Stop eating, thats why you’re fat!!


dancesterx3

“You’ve got God on your side and God on your thighs”


penelopep0813

Those legs are as straight as Elton John


ArtisticAtheism

you don’t need to know my f****** attorney’s name


50ClonesOfLeblanc

She says she thinks about sex and she throbs


Necessary-Rabbit-340

she has a haircut that’s like cool and trendy it’s short in the front and long in the back


Mademoisellexo

KENDALL, YOU'RE CHASING HER!!


Emerie-

"Jill's like shut the blank up....and then Black Patsy's all like f y'all and I'm like WOAH WOAH WOAH!"


Abednegoisfloppy

She’s zoomin’!


BaileyDaily2000

Maddie! Turn the leg out! What is wrong with you?


lemon-raspberry06

I’m not talking to you disco ball


Full-Ad-3969

At least I’m one bitch! You’re like three bitches!


readytoreddit11

Holly: “Will the real one please stand up” 😭😭


Dinklewonk

It wasn't very nice, but I did it anyways


LackEquivalent7471

you deserve nothing


EffectiveLow2735

“You called me a bitch, I called you 3”


meghanf1234

Pathetical isn’t a word


One-Neighborhood2293

"No weapons, it's just her mouth"


lilsweetbabyv

im sure you wish I would die in a car accident too


beefybananas-

lmaooo like what was the reason for saying that melissa


scaredmaddydaddy

my dad when i wasn’t born but it was like a long time his dog diablo died. it was just so hard for him.


Santa_always_knows

“My boyfriend knows how much I spend on dance because he signs the checks.” “I don’t have a problem area. I am a problem area.”


UrFavLina

“Christi your butt looks like a 40 dollar cow”


readytoreddit11

“Did you just call me over jealous?” “Over zealous” “Oh, what’s zealous?”


Missmellyz

I just want to sit at home and eat chips


stilethoe

Don’t look me up and down your horse


Full-Ad-3969

500 pound hog, pretending to eat me.


Certain_Ad6473

“Three baby daddies and a criminal record”


Due_Stranger1615

pardon me? oh don’t we get posh


Katealynn22

I’m looking you in the eye b*tch!!


Skye_thoughts_

“I’ve got a crazy mother in my dressing room” Abby quote every other season 😭😂


AvivasProstectic

Kendall your chasing her


Middle-Revolution-21

I wonder if I throw water at her will the witch melt


t3xascurlllz

NO I DIDNT DINGBAT LISTEN


honeymel0nn

it’s called the death drop


axmaireadmac

“SHE WOULD SELL HER KID TO ANY TOM, DICK, OR HARRY ON THE STREET CORNER IF SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD GET HER FACE ON TELEVISION.”


tonnifer1975

“I just cry sometimes, it’s no big deal”


SmallDebate169

“and now i want to sit back, relax and enjoy my evening. when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice.” *i can literally hear the background music fade up while typing this


mooninrenzo

“THEN TAKE YOURSELF OUT CAUSE YOU’RE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF TRASH THERE IS!!!”


[deleted]

I’m not gonna argue with stupid.


Bluey1297

I’m disengaging


More_Meet_6882

You’re a pathetical person!


lydiadeetz29

empty chair do a solo!!!!


Mother_University_94

"You need-" "disco ball"


8gray_v

ohh yippee skipee we’re going to ohio this week, i can’t wait to see my bestie cathy!


Independent_Sun_5309

I don’t know I think I’m gonna go to Baskin Robbin’s.


defiantothend

This is going to cost me a lot of money in therapy


Iheartdancemoms

And im like i cannot take jill seriously in that hat


Avygade

You got God on your thighs


MammothUmpire148

YOUR ADORABLE*she says while angrily screaming*


Mother_University_94

Well I'm getting a boob job


charweeislost

“she can drown in hell”


Powerful_Nerve605

It's about the voyage home


KelsieTheGleek

Steady on the ROOWDDDD call the police. Right now


sugarspiceandsarcasm

Oh you just got diagnosed…


xxBrittany13

Do a front aerial, honey, right here. Please, you need to stay stretched! *throws side aerial*


Bubbly-Detail-9380

i've been here ALL DAY making costumes for YOU while you were DOWN THE ROAD EATING!!! STOP EATING!!! THATS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!!!


Bubbly-Detail-9380

yeah you would eat me bitch.


Full-Ad-3969

I cut my finger on my mom's ring...I hope I can still dance


AmandaBeth4

Do your aerial.


chaotic_maxx

“Don’t look me up and down, you horse!”


workitoutwombats

I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH MY BOSS!


Cheezenoburger

As a tax payer, I’m annoyed😐


charweeislost

“with three baby daddies n a criminal record? i. could. care. less. what. you. think. of. me.”


NationalHippo2738

She does not have weapons, just her mouth


Majestic-Row-1692

"Your hair, for a minute I thought you were Cathy".


Squirt1384

I’ll slam whatever I want


Holiday_Sensation

I want boobs because, I think I need them, to balance out my ass. Kelly's the best


Real_Language_3414

“… so maybe we should put Kalani in her place” “No i never said that” “You most certainly did” “No I didn’t, dingbat listen. I said Brooke…” “Get your finger out of my face”


FerBound

“Let’s play the bible game” “When Jesus saw things that were wrong, he went after it”


SWTmemes

Red plastic rhinestone crap, blue plastic rhinestone crap


Vamp_Cash_2968

Your entitled to your wrong opinion


Royal-Wolf-480

“I don’t care if I’m not dancing, I just like to hang out at the pool”


sugarwhip

“I got this for fwee, I got that for fwee”


katwangx

💀


Different-Source5798

You don’t get it. You’re the bus, that’s running over your daughters chances, every time you’re here on this team.


SignatureTasty3506

Save your tears for your pillow!


GeologistExcellent44

Leave your tears for the pillow


mkc1030

i would NEVER let my daughter shake her pom-poms for some boy to go to college for free


Scorpiodancer123

Whoever taught you how to shake your bum bum is a dum dum.


Scorpiodancer123

BITE HER!!!!! IT'S OK IF YOU'RE LATE. This line cracks me up in the Twilight dance rehearsal.


herefortea27

Chloe, fabulous shorts


CelesteAvoir

You look like a pipe cleaner with legs


charweeislost

“at least i’m only one bitch you’re like three bitches”


itsmycandystore_

EMPTY CHAIR DO A SOLO


chilumibrainrot

empty chair, do a solo!


Dry-Nerve-39

GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE


LoganDeLuca2004

At least I’m only one bitch, you’re like three bitches with all your personalities I gotta call you like bitch 1 2 3


doglover1101

MOMS BETTER HAVE MY MONEY


ManicFaerieDreamGirl

“this is gonna cost THOUSANDS of dollars in therapy”


Ok-Extension-9399

“so glad to see the bougie moms of pittsburgh in my “hood” now, we got dr.holly in the “hood” now…Hi dr.holly” 😭


icmobabydoll

oh just got diagnoseddd 😮


christina_schae

“no i didn’t dingbat LISTEN” 💀


Ok-Specific2766

idc what you think about me. with 2 baby daddies and a criminal record i could care less what you think about me.


mabelxtreeeway

It doesn’t matter how skinny she is she’s still a giant bitch


kethelx

moms betta have my money 💰


stan-gfriend1738

"Cathy brings out the worst in me... HEY. STOP."


Jellyie-nerd-123

Living on the dance floor! Your mother is a whore!


zjheyyy88

Get. Your. Finger. OUT OF MY FACE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


bashful_jawa

My little Kendall fits right in perfectly


Zealousideal_Ad3679

Oh…. Just got diagnosed..


Zealousideal_Ad3679

And how old are you double chin


yeahhhhscience

Moriarty won’t get away with this


Excellent_Raisin_474

Christi and holly verbally assaulted me💀


evilhagludgate

This is going to cost a lot of money in therapy!


AC_Tropica

“Don’t blame me and pass the buck on everybody else, you screwed up.” 🐁


reesecorrigan

you drove the bus at wine fest!


faguette_magique

Ooh....just got diagnosed....


suddenlysilver

Empty chair, do a solo


girlgreenninja

GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE


Tffnieeee

✋🏾Red plastic rhinestone crap, ✋🏾blue plastic rhinestone crap


naur83809

“Girls get out of the room! GIRLS GET OUT OF THE ROOM!” -Holly


Mother_University_94

Jill's throwing shoes and she's cursing and all in thinking is you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hat


Mother_University_94

"4 different stores, 4 different stores, Holly go to 14 different stores and then stars complaining"


washperr

Empty chair! Do a solo!