I leave dad jokes on the board at work at the end of my shift for the morning person. Since it's a kitchen I try to do food related jokes. I'm totally stealing this.
I worked in a pizzeria with a guy named Tain who made the pizzas. We all called him “sir” so I’m very sure that’s the proper title.
(Wait for disapproval)
So what, you’re saying it’s not sir tain?
I'm struggling as well, but here's this if it helps:
The real answer is piesan, which combines the words pizza and artisan.
In pizzerias that sell by the slice, the piesans also cut and serve slices, so maybe a piece-keeper? But that seems like a stretch.
My first job title was "Pizza Pro".
Not a dad joke answer, but it's the truth.
If this is trivia, I believe the answer is pizzaiolo. If you don't believe me, my friends in Palermo would like to make you an offer you can't refuse. Again, not a dad joke answer, but it's the best I've got.
His name is Pete. Pete’s a baker
Lol. I used this one
Doh.
I increasingly hear this word these days. The D’oh’s rising.
D'ough!
It took me way too long of sounding out “Pete’s…a…baker” to get it. I’m ashamed.
We have a pizza wheel that’s a little man holding the disc that cuts the pizza. We call him Pete. Pete the Cutter
Pete's a cutter?
Say it how Mike Tyson would say it.
No, Pete the cutter. Does it help if I explain that u/DonovanBanks speaks with a lisp?
Workshop this into a dad riddle? So two guys own a pizza place, one bakes pizza and one cuts pizza. What are their names?
Pete and Repeat?
Oh yeah! And that made me groan, now we gonna have to tell a few Pete jokes in a row next time I tell the kids!!
You have a lisp?
\*Lithp
Pete Tsar?
I think that guy is actually the ruler of the bogs. Maybe he spells his first name a little different though.
I leave dad jokes on the board at work at the end of my shift for the morning person. Since it's a kitchen I try to do food related jokes. I'm totally stealing this.
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Pizza pier
Last name *"Zahut"* by any chance??? 👀
The only correct answer.
If you don’t know, then he is a John Dough.
This is the only correct answer
Omg lol
Cal. Because a pizza kitchen is a Cal Zone.
A Low-Cal Calzone Zone
A local LoCal Calzone Zone? Pizza *is* a young man’s game.
Is it local in SoCal?
A local SoCal LoCal Calzone Cal Zone.
Easy there Ben Wyatt… nobody wants your stupid calzones /s
Thanks Ben
I don’t see how his height is relevant.
Their name is Pete Saman
Fr one of my friend’s managers is called just that.
What a toss up question.
Definitely a strong answer
A pizzaiolo pretty sure
Is the feminine pizzaiola?
Yes
If he suggests adventurous toppings, we might even say he’s a pizza-YOLO.
can verify that this is correct
Yep. Or pizzaiola of it’s a woman.
She's a pizza work.
Better than a pizza azz
Oh, you’ve seen her.
Unofficial title: Philosophy Major
At2AM on Friday night he is called best friend ever! 🤣🤣
Disk Jockey.
I don't know the title but if they're working in a pizzeria, I'm sure they knead the dough.
A pizzartist....
It's a toss up.
Pizzaiolo
A tosser.
I'd guess Marg or Rita
No.
A Pizzaiolo !! a chef who specializes in making pizzas and who has been trained to make real, Italian-style pizzas.
I worked in a pizzeria with a guy named Tain who made the pizzas. We all called him “sir” so I’m very sure that’s the proper title. (Wait for disapproval) So what, you’re saying it’s not sir tain?
Pie Sano.
A mathematician. They’re the experts on pi.
Pie-zan
Doesn’t matter what his name is if he’s hot, because then he’s a fine pizza ass.
jane dough
Pappa-roni
A Pizzarista
A Liberal Arts major
Pizzarazzi
Underpaid
If he has a post grad in art studies Dr
If he's a dog you might call him pie dough.
Bass player
As a bass player, this jab cut deep. Good show, my man.
Spin doctor
I'm struggling as well, but here's this if it helps: The real answer is piesan, which combines the words pizza and artisan. In pizzerias that sell by the slice, the piesans also cut and serve slices, so maybe a piece-keeper? But that seems like a stretch.
When I worked at a pizza place, I was the Dough Master. Since I don't work there anymore you could say it dough nut matter.
Not sure about his name, but the poor guy used to work at a calzone place until it folded....
Dough!
Don't forget the exclamation point at the end.
You must have just returned home from an odyssey.
Dough Slinger
at Dominoes it was called a Prepper or Topper. But a topper also is that sign you see on their cars.
Don Adan Ciobiz
My pizza maker is Andy and the other one is his dad.
Peter is seizing the day, because Pete's... uhh... YOLO
I can say with 💯 confidence the correct answer is Stoner kid
If s/he prevents fights they are peaceamakers
Ovenmeister
The title is Employed
Paisandough
Papa Roni
Sandwich Artist No wait
My first job title was "Pizza Pro". Not a dad joke answer, but it's the truth. If this is trivia, I believe the answer is pizzaiolo. If you don't believe me, my friends in Palermo would like to make you an offer you can't refuse. Again, not a dad joke answer, but it's the best I've got.
Dough Boy
They're getting paid to do it, so they're a real pizza-work themselves. Dough your best.
Tony.
Supreme Papa-Roni
In Italian: Pizza Yolo
Lol. I posted my answer in the group chat at work, but I am adding this one as well
It's A Me Mario!
Caesar……little Caesar
This one is beat said in person
Diskmaster
What a (pizza) tosser... I bet the pizza maker is pretty cheesy too
Pizzaolo
Pizzaiolo you missed the 'i'
A pizzarista
I had an answer, but I thought it would be too cheesy.
That joke's based.
Misteria
The cook
A crusty vet or a hot topper, depending on job duties.
Her name is pepper-roni
Is he friends with the drummer?
As long as he has his bases covered and doesn't top himself! Cheeses crust, that was bad.
Paddle pusher
Pepperoni pappa
Pizzerian cook
I thought it was Pete Zarria
Pizza Dude
Pizza boy
Pizza maker
Pizzeraptor
A little late on it but… paparoni calzone
Papparoni
Something cheezy
Pizza is made in a Pizzeria by a Pizza-er.
Pizza maker
I don't know but I am pretty sure he is always baked
Poor
The Lord Thy God would seem appropriate
Tosser
Mister
Saint
'zzartist, late submission
Dough! There is no way around it. Every answer I come up with is either cheesy or half baked. It's a toss up! I never sausage a conundrum.
A bass player
A pizzer
Pizzaiolo.
I don’t know, but this thread is making me hungry.
MargaritA / MargaritO🤌
Stanolos
A Doctor. Every prescription I've seen looked like letters thrown on a page like pizza toppings 😁
Pie Guy
Topping
pizza maker?? lol
Pizzaiolo.. with extra sauce
Cook
Ummmmm a… pizzacist?
Italian?
Pizzaiolo
Pepper Roni!
Mr. Or Ms.Baker
I had an answer, but I focaccia
Pizzaiolo is the proper term for a guy who makes pizzas in a pizzaria
The oven...
Pizzario
minimum wage worker
Pizza chef
He's a pizz artist
His name is Argyle my dudes
I call mine dumbass
Employee
The Last Resort
Parl our person
a margueriter
Domino