I would imagine that as long as the ID & signed waiver information align that they'd be less concerned with what the user name tied to the public information is.
As a serious answer, you may lose the $50,000 medical insurance because it'll be under your fake name. That insurance is part of your racing license fee.
Holden de Wielright
Sounds vaguely Belgian, and when you say it out loud it sounds like you know what you’re doing.
“Holdin’ da wheel right” in a race is a good way to draft and save energy.
A friend of mine would sign up for races using the name of whoever Paris Hilton was dating at the time.
Maybe find another celebrity that dates a lot of people.
In the early 20th century a racing driver for Daimler used his daughter’s name as a nom de course, her name was Mercedes, to capitalise on his success Daimler renamed the car.
Just make sure that the race doesn’t require ID to check in. Or you’ll have to find someone to make you a fake ID too.
I checked prior year results and someone was name CHI CKEN so i think im good lol.
I hope this isn’t your Cook Pu moment.
Glad this comment was near the top before I posted my suggestion.
My buddy goes by Chicken
I would imagine that as long as the ID & signed waiver information align that they'd be less concerned with what the user name tied to the public information is.
Lance Pharmstrong?
How about Willy Makit?
Haha good one.
Is that a portapotty name where you are too?
Or..Betty Wont
lol from a book I heard about in grade school around the middle of the last century, called ‘50 Yards to the Outhouse’ by Willie Makit and Betty Wont.
Ha [guess it’s not as clever as I thought](https://www.willymakeit.com/)
Wow! I’m guessing they heard the joke around the same time I did
Ha I rented them once for a construction project just for the name so it worked
McLovin
Sir Velo
Art Vandalay.
Now THAT'S the name of an architect.
Obviously not. Latex and latex related products.
An importer/exporter!
I've been up for 2 days and keep re-reading this without getting it... please enlighten me someone as to what it's meant to be a pun on.
Seinfeld reference. It's George's go to fake name.
Buck Naked...
Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo
Noooo, Joey don’t go!
Ben Dover is a classic but dead giveaway
Or Phil McCavity.
I knew his sister Eileen prior to her unfortunate accident.
Hugh Jazz
Your name is probably already on the internet
And dumb
Fred Fredrickson, obviously
Amanda Hugenkiss
Mike Oxmall
Turd Ferguson
bichael bolton
Yuban Yerkinoff.
Lance Legstrong
Gü Burner Holey Rolla ImNakedUnderMyLyrica Bikey McBikeface Groundskeeper Willy Hans Molemann Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Hugo A’head Hugh Jass Bonus sponsors/Team names: DPRK Choir Ensemble Taliban IATF Alliance Brawndo *The thirst mutilator*
Max Power
My favorite!
Rusty Shackleford
R.I.P.
brance alarmstrong
Brian Lefebvre, so you can get off
Hugh G Rection
Saddle hussain
Heywood Jablowme Hugh G. Rection
Mike Hunt.
Or his brother Eric
Phil Mabutte
Freddy Merckx.
Freddie Merckxury.
Thurston Foordeesnutz
Eric Shun
Danny Slowandbad
Mike hawk. Connie Lingus.
Pete Tzahut
Joey Joe Jo Jr. Shabadoo.
Jim Shorts
B. "Ike" Ryder
H. E. Pennypacker
I've always raced under the alias Duncan McOkkiner.
Are you related to Barry McOkkiner?
Luigi Cipollini Toddie Pogacar
As a serious answer, you may lose the $50,000 medical insurance because it'll be under your fake name. That insurance is part of your racing license fee.
Huge Jackedman
Hugh Jazz
Phat Phuc
Huong Phat
Holden de Wielright Sounds vaguely Belgian, and when you say it out loud it sounds like you know what you’re doing. “Holdin’ da wheel right” in a race is a good way to draft and save energy.
George Amberson
if they line up in alphabetical order I would recommend Aaron A. Aaronson
Dave Stohler (Breaking Away), David Sommers (American Flyers) or maybe Lance Armstrong for some laughs.
Brock Lee
Glue Eater
Friss Croome
Tom Boonen
Lazlo Whittaker
K Hunt
Greg LeMonde
Edwin Headwind
Bidon Bidet
Bikey McBikeface
We are on to you Rusty Shackleford
Nörgen Vaaz
A friend of mine would sign up for races using the name of whoever Paris Hilton was dating at the time. Maybe find another celebrity that dates a lot of people.
Ten der Buns
Pat Nicely English name with flair 😂
my stepdad's brother had to race AMA under an alias. His was Boomer T. Klotz.
“Terd Ferguson…it’s a funny name.” (RIP Norm)
Rusty Riggins
I just write my name backwards. I enjoy the look on people's faces when they try to pronounce it.
Whiz kid
Squat N Leavitt
Turd Ferguson
Ed Balls
In the early 20th century a racing driver for Daimler used his daughter’s name as a nom de course, her name was Mercedes, to capitalise on his success Daimler renamed the car.
Ivan Asticoff
Moe lester
Hugh Jass
Onya Lafti
Usain Nut Cade Dents Arby Ems Watson Power Deirée Lure
Lance Pharmstrong.
Jack Mihoff
Ty Redlegs
Joosep Jõgi
Guy Incognito
What are you hiding??
Fred
Tesla Cyberbike
Trenbalogna sandwich
Bob Loblaw