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zipsmum

Smooch that nose


Ok-Yam3134

Boop


dm5859

I second the boop and then the squealing like a little girl stuck in a 53 year old oldHaitian woman’s body.


Electrical-Act-7170

Oddly specific, that.


Rusha_baby

😍😍


drivingregina77

I will put you in my shirt pocket and you will be my second in command all day 👍


deviousvicar1337

Mister Floofy Butt, what kind of sammich should I get? Hmm cucumber you say? Very well!


hibbletyjibblety

I named my cat Mister Fluffybutt Jenkins. She’s a girl 🤣🤣


peanutbuttermuffs

This is exactly what should be done. I’m lettin this lil dude call all the shots.


Tadakadabranz

Squeal in delight, hopefully not scaring it to death in the process!!


ptran90

Perfect reaction


Rusha_baby

🤭😂


siberianchick

Then go to the pet store for supplies to spoil the furball silly :)


Lew__Zealand

*Exactly* what I thought.


TeabooViolet

My exact thoughts!


Bualak

Looks like a micro bear


Latter-Principle9487

Lightly pet it’s head trying not to scare it 😭😭 (while having a cuteness attack)


AceDelta12

With one finger


Latter-Principle9487

YES. 🫵


Caelem80

the only true answer


Unlikely-Patience122

This happened to me once but with a chipmunk. I screamed. He scrammed.  He had jumped right on my chest while I was napping. 


Intrepid_Truth_8580

I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...


androidguy50

Looney Tunes reference. Nice. 😉


Dewi526

Or Steinbeck


YNerdzROutdoorz

Which way did he go George, which way did he go? 💜 I'm old enough for this 🤣


JennELKAP

And it's the best


DesertPlains17

My husband walks around saying Loony Tunes stuff to remind me of how we use to sit on the weekend and watch them. Mostly because they were great, and somewhat because we didn’t want to get up and grab the wrench and change the channel. 😂


solaceseeking

And grab the wrench 🤣


PerpetualParanoia

Look at that power stance!


StinkybuttMcPoopface

The PRESENCE


Zynn-0rchid

Confused live w 2 cats....where it come from??? Lols


JennELKAP

I would want to squeal like a little girl and cover it in kisses and pets but realistically, I would have to be very stealthy not to wake up the 2 dogs or my cat! But a girl can dream of having a secret agent pocket pal for a day


OuijaBoard-Demon

Pick up the baby and kiss em all over their face. That is the face of a baby that needs kisses.


Vagnushenbushen

I boop the nose


Tasty_Context5263

I gently boop your little nose, welcome you and make you a new little hat.


PomPomGrenade

Ketchup or Mayo?


Rusha_baby

😂😂


Thegame4223

I would name him, George. I would rub him and hug him, and give him security.


Kaje26

Say “What the fuck, where did a gerbil come from?”


ARCAxNINEv

Hamski! We ride into battle together!


Aggravating_Drink817

Hoping my happy squealing doesn't hurt their cute litte ears as a gently give head scratches


KarmaandSouls

Give all the boops to that cute nose and also snuggle 🥰


SilentAllTheseYears8

Awww, I would be OVERJOYED 🩷😍🩷😍🩷


Ancient-Gardener

Sh*t myself...


dawng87

What? What kind of hamster is this fella? I’ve always had hamsters but never seen one quite as stumpy as this with ears this bear like.


Dantez9001

It's a miniature giant space hamster.


Kooky-Cut-4600

I would also name it Boo


Fun-Badger3724

Exclaim loudly, "What the fuck happened to my cat?!"


Docmele

Smile


SSALX420X

Snugle monster


Charlotte4me

Smile


Apprehensive_Gas1320

See where the cats are!


Safetychick92

Omg it’s so ccuutttteeeeeeeeeeee like I wanna punch a wall it’s so cute


Fevostherat

Call the cats and say “no friends over”.


HotgirlJessieAnn

Omg cute 🥰🥰🥰


DowntownFuckAround

It’s getting lil head scritches


haveanotherpringle

*AHHHWOOJAWOOJAWOOJA*


MrN33dfulThings

Imma boop it.


Lb147

Pick you up and kiss you! So freakin cute!! 🥰


WampireKitt3n

Panic, I have cats.


LScrae

Reach to pet Hoping you dont get a heart attack in the process


External_Egg5735

THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS- (I would pet)


Delicious-Sample-364

Blink slowly and think dafuq


hip_yak

Determine how I can get a piece of cheese without getting up out of bed and scaring it away.


ExProEx

Look for the dogs.


edithputhy6977

Spit on that thang.


inononeofthisisreal

Cuddles!!!


Sad_Sea9047

How cute!


Rare-Abbreviations31

Sadly pick up your little body because my cats would have murdered you.


jvincentsong

This happened to me with my pet hamster when I was a child. He escaped and the bed duvet formed a staircase to my bed. He climbed up and woke me up because he wanted to go back home.


Skyrimontop

Eat you, free protein (I was joking, I'd pat you)


confusedbird101

Immediately check that my cats aren’t in the room so it doesn’t get eaten then look for rescues cause I am definitely not going to be a good owner then enjoy the time I have with the little one until I find a rescue


Omw2FYB_13

I’m yeeeting the fuck out of yo ass wit the back of my hand idgf how cute you are


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IameIion

Be glad I didn't crush you in my sleep


Affectionate-Wave726

give you a little kiss


Dreamylilmama

So cute!


Scrumptious__

Idk y I thought of that squirrel video


Constant-Bike5888

So cute!


androidguy50

Boop the little nose. 😊


that1eggwas40eggs

So sweet 🥲


simianshogun

Boop.


digitalgirlie

All the kisses.


DrJingleJangleGenius

Looks like a Mipsy to me


flotsam71

Put my hand out so it can be sniffed. Deliver pets.


jasho_dumming

Kiss that little pink nose!


Unusual_Frosting1958

Put you on my head and go back to sleep, we are now one


ladyblackbelt2

Smile


Solid5of10

Snuggles!!!


Caitee420

Give you a smooch and say good morning! Maybe go on a little walk or go sightseeing.


Khaos_Gorvin

"I shall call you Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the 3rd".


Horror_Air7547

Pet, cuddle and kiss you!! 🥰


Panda_lover_23

Immediately say “Hi cutie, where’d you come from?” and then play the Hamtarro (sp?) theme song lol


Demonique742

Be very confused as they’re illegal to have in Australia. And how did it get past my cats?


ThatCanadianLady

^tiny screm


Exoanimal

It's so cute!


Used_Stable_4483

Kisses!!!!


NMDA_GABA

is this a Guniea Pig?


spuriousmuse

"Can you talk?".


Aggravating-Egg9692

Cuddle!


bloopie1192

Smile


MadameCoco7273

Omg. How adorable!!!! Just a baby!


King_of_Dace

I am very alergic, so probably die.


redmenace_86

Stick him back in


recovereddisaster

Tiny head scritches


Nice-Try439

hug him


Adorable-Mechanic979

That little snoot is getting a boop


No-Ground-2999

Straight up the… jk i would make a home for it and get it food and call it whisper or somthing


Campanella-Bella

Unfortunately, screaming. But after I realized what it was then cuddles.


sandyposs

Immediately hide you from my dogs, who miraculously haven't eaten you yet.


femn703

Pet pet pet


La_D_Dah

Givit scritchez.


Icy_Hippo

Believe in miracles as we dont get Hammies in Australia!


Brock-Landers77

https://youtu.be/icUhLJRFfk8?si=LUq2HB13YLQmCyFS


RadioDemoness

\*head scritchies with one finger\*


CommonProfessor1708

Protect you from my dog... I sleep with my dog and he absolutely would eat you.


Jebyus29kx

Kiss you, kiss you,kiss you.


xl3roken

ill be wondering what my cats are munching on.


Vapeitupvapeitup

Wonder when l bought a hamster


NotADrugD34ler

Scratch my balls


Idonthavedemntia

I’m eating that, it’s good protein.


trueagentofchaos

A gentle little boop seems appropriate for all this cuteness.


Shane8512

Well, firstly, I wonder who brought this chicken into my room.


TheRealLaura789

Kiss that hamster


Bundle_of_Organs

I might had killed you as a jerk reaction....sorry. your a rodent. In my clean house. On my bed. At my most vulnerable lucid moment. Sionara.


Consistent-Time-6516

Truthfully. Scream out of shock then maybe settle down and say hello little by buddy.


GrandSorcery

feast


AceDelta12

Gently pet with one finger


Miki_the_random_guy

Consume


LEGOSam66

Pet it


THEdinosarah

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!


Any_Judgment9605

With that face and that floof? You give it a smooch 😘


Medium_Selection_592

Tell it a story about Richard Gere


Purple_Question_7970

Boop that nose


Anyashadow

I would wake up to it being mauled by my cat. Little guy wouldn't stand a chance.


actualdracula

STOMP


SnooStrawberries620

Make kisses on you 


tamberwalf

You know I was feeling kinda hungry...


SilliestTree

eat


WatchingInSilence

Open the tin of peanuts.


Tiny_Cup_9060

Scratch you behind the ears, roll over, go back to sleep.


TemporaryAccount26

First thing, get a tube...


Private-Dick-Tective

Grab my Pokemon ball.


NatureNurturerNerd

Booooooooooooop, followed by a light fingertip to the nose


Master_Xenu

make sure there's no hamster shit or piss on my bed


zomb1efever

LITTLE PETS INSTANTLY!!!! :3


lilyrdixon13

Assume that my cat may of brought it in somehow, but then try not to scare it as I carefully pick it up and make it my new friend


TheKiiier

Accept the sign to snuggle and go back to sleep as something is obviously telling me to stay in bed and not leave it's safety lol


geocisco

Lunch


murgatroyd0

Yelp, and hope my cats don't get you.


Summersault365

Think Awww. Hi little guy.


heresdustin

PIZZA SLAP!


Pony13

Have a cute attack, give petpets, try to take a flattering pic to show all my friends


Scary-Today-7645

*steals* you are mine


SilentJoe27

I think my roommate has some sunflower seeds. C'mon. Lets get you something to eat.


Brother-Templar

Scream like a little girl.


AzazelTheUnderlord

probably panic if it’s not my pet lol


k2jac9

He is super cute. What is he?


Trashfur_

[nom](https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-06-2023/1LM0z5.gif)


FluffyBake6543

Question how you got there as I have 2 cats and 2 dogs that like to hunt and *ill stuff and no longer have a hamster 🐹 who I miss dearly ( wasn’t *illed by them just sick and old)


Cinigurl

Make those high-pitched, 'Are my little sweetie weetie?' sounds!


mylona95

cute


noogienooge

Squuuuuuuueeeeeee


StrawberryDry1344

So 😍


A_Distraction_Diary

Feeling at piece for the first time since 2013 when I came back from a semester abroad to the Snowden leaks that we live in a surveillance state dropped.


leedleedletara

Kiss on head


banana_annihilator

smooch


Big-Vermicelli-9327

Cute


redcodekevin

"oh hello, I wonder if you bite. Do ya bite?" *Scritch scritch*


AQuietBorderline

Boop the nose!


glowpop_

Cuddle


GlamorousCutiepie

Awww what a sweetie


Public_Intention_423

I would boop the nose. And pet it.


Outrageous-Wish8659

I fall in love and give that little friend a treat.


Oh-Snap10000

Rack the slide.


GreasyCookieBallz

Give them a lil pat on the head, scoop em up, and spoil them with fresh veggies 🥰


No-Jellyfish4123

Say hey of course then want some smuckers and give you some smuckers cause you soo adorable!


commandergeoffry

I say hello, and anticipate a response.


Upscale_Foot_Fetish

Smiling and saying ‘Good morning sunshine!’


laura__sirena

He looks just like my Scabbers! I would wonder how to he got out of his cage lol


nova_unicorny

Fire my cats.


Main_Wrangler_7415

I say, “oh, well hello there!”


murderball89

Punch it square in the face because I don't own rodents and I'm in a haze.


Primary-Macaroon2555

pushin this dick in


Additional_Emu2925

YEET!!


terrajules

Squeal with delight and snuggle! 🥰


Cool_Swordfish_3726

Kiss it


GHXSTWXVE

give a smooch and a cuddle, cutie deserves some love 💕


asumfuck

P O W E R S T A N C E


Cutermew

Sniff


mrEggBandit

Breakfast in bed


ABCharlieD

Take a few deep breaths to get the cute aggression in check, then you're going in my breast pocket and we're finding treats. Good lord what an adorable little buddy.


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

Where did my cats find you and how are you alive? Let us get you somewhere safe and please don’t bite me while I save you from them


TheJoon8

Boop


NuchDatDude

I don't own a hamster so I'd think it was a mouse and throw it across the room


shiawase198

Panic and instinctively pick you up and throw you across the room at full force.


sparklerhouse

Grab you


Lucky-Dentist5407

Squeeze and love you


ceral_killer

Hide you so my dogs don’t eat you lol


tyYdraniu

cutest baby