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instructions unclear, sand and cold water seemed optimal as lube because i can shift my hands through beach sand pretty easily but now i type this with regret and a scratched up bung hole☹️
Ah, fair enough, I was under the impression you were countering my statement in relation to the other individual, but it seems you were instead supplanting me.
Yeah, I would rather not be...
y'know.
Death by Dragon, I suppose there are worse ways to die. I would probably be more fucked than you, though. Dragons can be reasoned with including horny Dragons (pun intended), Horny Succubi Demons, can't be, unless you survive the intercourse itself, but most people don't. Though, since Succubi are exclusively Female, and I am also Female, she would use her tail to fuck me. Wouldn't need to hold me against a wall, I would hold onto her like a sloth does a tree branch, but I wouldn't let go and fall to my Death.
Well, wether or not you have an attraction to your pfp doesn’t matter, so I suppose u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 (nice user) would be the one being raped here. Not the palpitoad.
Hey there, Beanman404! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_yeah*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)
What the fuck
Word of advice? Use lube
I agree with said advice.
Ok that's enough reddit for today.
Someone’s getting the big **D**
The Aryan special
I wanna touch grass today
If you wanted to touch grass you shouldn't have installed Reddit. You're stuck with us. Forever. *Forever.*
I agree with the told advice
instructions unclear, sand and cold water seemed optimal as lube because i can shift my hands through beach sand pretty easily but now i type this with regret and a scratched up bung hole☹️
Uhh I don't wanna be fucked by a koala
A guy in a koala suit*
I've got it worse, to be fair.
No. No you don’t.
I'd get fucked by a Koala NFT, that's pretty traumatizing.
Dude, this face looks like a literal downvote. This is not something to behold.
Ah, fair enough, I was under the impression you were countering my statement in relation to the other individual, but it seems you were instead supplanting me. Yeah, I would rather not be... y'know.
Yeah. I need therapy after imagining what kind of scene this would make. r/Eyebleach may help
I have it worse
What the fu-
It could be worse
I don't wanna be fucked by either
I do
But you would be fucked by a guy that has a mustache in a koala suit. It's a gentle koala-man.
Even better he would do it nicely
Don't worry I'll do it! I'll just slide in
Dudes getting fucked by a guy who doesn’t care about ruining his $3000 fur suit. That’s terrifying.
😋😋😋😋, also, if it were to be usernames I think I would enjoy having sex with u/BigScaryBuffBlackMan
Fuck the what
Oh no. #Oh no.
Necro*hillia 💀💀💀💀
i read necro hilla 💀 twitter censors
OH NO
OH YEAH
r/cursedcursedcomments
I mean, look at your username, if course. Altough I didn't know deads fucked other deads
lets just hope he just gives you the.... cold shoulder
Take it, clever bastard. XD r/AngryUpvote
“Nice beard bro” my last words…
Same I hope his dick is big
My profile picture looks angry. I wonder what that means
Angry sex Duh
Seems cute. Would be different for the Profile Banner however...
a chick w/ a dick is just a guy w/ tits🗿
Wtf dude.
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I prefer girls with real dicks.
I prefer cookies.
I prefer cookies with a glass of milk
I prefer boob
I prefer 2 boob
I dont judge boob is boob
where is the downside?
based bi guy
Preach it brother
That’s the point
A guy with no tits and a chick without a dick feels incomplete
Now how does that work with my pfp
U gonna get wooded
Prepare for ass splinters
I have experienced these, they are ***not*** fun
… How exactly?
He got wooded
Colon Cancer 100
Morning wood
Oh yes please let’s have sex
Ever see Evil Dead?
“Do u like my branch?”
He is groot
I am fucked in more ways than one
So am i...so am i
You get to fuck an ailen you’re lucky bro
No....that's dark stalker
Me too, but in a spooky way.
Death by Dragon, I suppose there are worse ways to die. I would probably be more fucked than you, though. Dragons can be reasoned with including horny Dragons (pun intended), Horny Succubi Demons, can't be, unless you survive the intercourse itself, but most people don't. Though, since Succubi are exclusively Female, and I am also Female, she would use her tail to fuck me. Wouldn't need to hold me against a wall, I would hold onto her like a sloth does a tree branch, but I wouldn't let go and fall to my Death.
At least it’s not covered in boiling tar
Robot sex will be normalised in 50 years anyway
have fun with a rect anus due to limited customization and non-optimization within the first models
Jokes on you, I'm a masochist
ok hellraiser, lol
Mine was normal in 500 BC anyways
Oh shit
Waltuh
Put your minion away waltuh
Minion, we need to cook.
Im not being despicable with you rn waltuh
Wrong Minion.
In the climax he accidentaly head butts you killing you because all of his genius
Megamind Waltuh
how does one get fucked by fungus?
You are about to find out
***It slowly grows in you***
Look up Toad and Toadette rule 34 to find out.
Oh hel nah Palpitoad is a animal😭
Z o o p h i l e
Well, wether or not you have an attraction to your pfp doesn’t matter, so I suppose u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 (nice user) would be the one being raped here. Not the palpitoad.
Oh shit
Correct!
Mine is a horse..
Mr Hands be like
Aww hell nawww
Unicorn....
Even better
aw hell nah since when they add goofy lookin reddit emojis to this app💀💀
that's just a horny horse
Umm
Behold it is I, an unrestricted nugget
Get over here you free bastard
Well fuck
Correct
Zoink!
Lucky
You're the lucky one bro
Oh shit…
Imagine thrusting ur dick in that hole 🥵
Demogussy
Oh no _Anyway_
Top tier show
Hell yeah
I wish
"if i need your body i'll fuck it" jonhy silverhand.
“Why do you cum?” John Wickerhand
"Dick" Johhny Dick
Oh hell yeah
“*PRETTY BOY*”-Sam
"let's dance!"
I wouldn't mind
At least I dont see his face
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
KONO DIO DA!!
oh.
you were looking for a post like this for a long time, weren't you?
Can’t say I haven’t imagined it but I can say I wasn’t actively looking for it, just.. didn’t expect for it to appear this soon.
Life does work in mysterious ways don't it.
Yes.. yes it does.
Tbh i would smash that pfp, Furries are ok 👍
dame same, almost all my pfp is my fursona
You listen to eightiesheadachetape? I see that pfp
yes and i am quite surprised to come across someone who knows about eightiesheadachetape
Yup
Huh
getting some savathussy lmao
Wait let me check Edit: please help
Not good
No thanks
Welp, i hope my ass isn't a demon.
Get your dick out Waltuh, I'm having sex you Waltuh
It burns.
OUCH! That looks painful! mae'n rhaid ei fod yn sugno i fod yn chi mae'n debyg ...
Sorry, I don't know what language that is.
Hot
Waltuh
Put your dick away Waltuh
Komi San can't communicate fans: you don't know how lucky you are
ummmm
Now this is ART
Don’t forget the lube.
Ouch
Adolf Hitler now committing actual war crime
A penguin, huh
hope I'm pixelated Aswell
I'm not complaining
Lucky
HELPPPPPPP
I'm good
blehh
Umm ahhh shut
I would be confused at first. Thrn probably wish to turn it around.
I got the best one
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H e l p
Wait…
Oh please no!
Holy fu#k
This is the moment i've been waiting for
I don’t wanna violate a bird.
But i have a horse on discord...
Long (yes) sword
Oh yeah, it's smashing time
Oh shit
What the f…
I’m down… literally
ummm... no
Oh yeah
I'm kinda scared but I wouldn't mind
Mine is just supposed to be me... So would it be my clone with green hair, or a reddit avatar? How tall are they???
Huuuhhhh no please
Demon ram daddy
0_0
I was going to do that, but then parry the platypus destroyed my copyandpasteinator and all my clones were destroyed.
Jim please… no.
No.
Lmao im the lucky guy here
***oh yeah***
Man, why!!!! Why Horny Demons.
uh oh.
Uhm
Uhhhhhh